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1. Mickel | April 6th, 2009 at 3:09 am
Very nice one.
Just as powerful as the uncle sam version.
2. Doc1559 | April 6th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Lubnan bi7aja 2ila new leadership !
Our leadership,folks, is out of control (on both sides). They are the ones who created and encouraged bad politics.
How can Lebanon recover if its current leadership doesn’t change ?? I have been asking this question for years now..
The money flow in and out of lebanon is like the blood flow in the human body. We can’t live without it !!!! Sad !!!
2inu on what basis could anyone expect M14 or M8 to achieve greatness ??????
chi bi da7ik 3njad.. wel cha3eb li ma3tar 3m yidfa3 … ana ma ba2 lum 7adan iza fall min lebnen..
conduisez-moi ? l’aeroport, s’il vous plait!!!!!Gardez la monnaie, just get me out of here..
3. Doc1559 | April 6th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Mickel
have you received your free tickets to leb ?
4. Ziad | April 6th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Doc,
Why its so difficult to understand our concerns? Here I repeat again:
We cannot accept a party in Lebanon, armed to the teeth, with a $1b annual funding from a foreign country and a declared obediance to this country, even under the pretext of defending Lebanon.
Voting M14 doesn’t mean that Carols Edde will serve Jbeil better than Mozaya, and Nadim will solve the parking problem in Ashrafieh while Poussy won’t, but it clearly shows who is with or against this ubnormal situation, although it might not change it.
5. esper | April 6th, 2009 at 10:51 am
I HAVE FREE TICKET W ROU7O BALTO AL BA7ER 3AMMA BE2ALBKOUN 3AMMEH SHOU HAL SHA3EB JAME3ET 8 AL SHAHER
6. Tsomet | April 6th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Doc1559,
Allah iy sé3dak, you are saying : “Our leadership,folks, is out of control (on both sides).”
FINALLY, you are starting to see Aoun flaws and mediocrity ?!!! Start by leaving your Iranian leaders … then we can start talking together and finding a new leadership for you !!!
We have our Leader !! Please don’t put M14 & M8 in the same bucket….
M14 is not the perfection but it is thousands miles better than M8 principles (Wilayat el faqih, weapons for all, hizballah rules & kidnappings, Aoun mediocrity, etc…)
7. Tsomet | April 6th, 2009 at 11:05 am
الزغبي: 8 اذار تهدد بالسيطرة على الدولة بالقوة
كشف عضو 14 اذار المحامي الياس الزغبي في حديث اذاعي عن معلومات ثابتة تفيد أن 8 اذار بقيادة ” حزب الله ” وجّه تهديدات واضحة، مباشرة او بالواسطة، الى فاعليات 14 اذار مفادها ما يأتي:
على قوى 14 اذار أن تضمن فوز تيار العماد ميشال عون بعدد نواب لا يقل عن 20 نائبا خارج الجنوب والبقاع وأن تتعهّد بذلك ، والاّ فان عملية عسكرية شاملة سيقوم بها “حزب الله” وقواه الملحقة ليل 7-8 حزيران اذا لم تكن النتائج كما يريد، وأن تحضيرات واجتماعات وتوزيع أدوار بدأت لتأمين الجهوزية.
وأوضحت مصادر المعلومات أن الغاية من هذه العملية ليست تكرار ما جرى في 7 أيار 2008 بل الاستيلاء على الدولة وتغيير الرئاسة الاولى وتنصيب العماد عون وتشكيل حكومة أخرى وضبط كل المؤسسات المدنية والعسكرية.
ويرى واضعو هذه الخطة الانقلابية أن الظروف الاقليمية والدولية مؤاتية خصوصا الانفتاح الاميركي والعربي والاوروبي على ايران وسوريا.
وأضاف الزغبي ان قوى 14 اذار تلقت هذه التهديدات ووضعتها في اطار الضغط والتهويل بعدما تأكد “حزب الله” ودمشق وطهران أن حجم عون سيهبط في الانتخابات المقبلة الى النصف أي الى حدود 11 نائبا في أفضل الحالات اذا تأمّن مناخ هادىء وديمقراطي للعملية الانتخابية، لكن أوساط 14 اذار حذّرت من الاستخفاف بالتهديدات، خصوصا أن تصريحات صدرت عن مسؤولين في 8 اذار في الايام الاخيرة تكشف المضمر، ومن بينها قول السيد حسن نصرالله ان الانتخابات النيابية المقبلة مهمة لأن المجلس الجديد سينتخب الرئيس الجديد (أي رئيس الجمهورية)، علما ان المجلس الذي ينتخب الرئيس هو الذي سينتج عن انتخابات 2013 ، ثم قول ناطق اخر (وئام وهاب) ان 8 اذار قررت استلام السلطة!
وأنهى الزغبي كلامه بالتأكيد أن منطق الغلبة والانقلاب المسلح في لبنان لا ينجح ونصح أهل الرؤوس الحامية باعادة حساباتهم وأخذ العبرة من مغامراتهم السابقة ومن محاولات من سبقهم، كما نصح بعض المسيحيين المنزلقين الى الامتناع عن لعب دور حصان طروادة لأنهم أول الخاسرين.
لبنان الحر/بيروت في 5 نيسان 2009
8. THERESINIA | April 6th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
TOP URGENT and IMPORTANT:
I have more inside info about #7 TSOMET post …I don’t know if it can be said publicly (it is far MORE dangerous than in #7…); I don’t know any leaders in the L.F. or March 14, BUT THEY NEED TO KNOW about it…
Otherwise, I shall publish it on this blog… whatever may happens!!!!
9. John | April 6th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Theresinia,
you can contact Dr. Geagea : samirgeagea@lebanese-forces.com
10. THERESINIA | April 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
John,
Thank you. I will do it right now. Hope he reads it.
11. Al (Ex-Anonymous) | April 6th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
therisinia khabbrina 3an hal info yalle 3endik yeha… we deserve to know, don’t we ?!
12. sick | April 6th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Tsomet
You are lost ! M14 leaders are better than M8 leaders !! Skut a7ssanlak.
13. Mickel | April 6th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
No ya Doc
Those crooks aren’t worth the 15-hour plane ride.
Yalla next time, I’ll do it from right here
14. Tsomet | April 6th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
A7ssanlé ?!! is this a threat from a sick brain ?
My leaders are not RATS like Hasssouna or frogs like Aoun or dogs like wi2am wahab.
Hassan excell in launching cowardy missiles to israel while hiding like a rat under hospitals, schools and embassies… We miss the time of hannibal where the generals used to be on the front line fighting not hiding like cowards or escaping to embassies leaving their families behind as Aoun did….
Israel transformed your da7yé to Parking lots and you talk about victory !!!!
last year, Hizballah envaded Beirut and killed their own people, you call this achievement, patriotism maybe ?!
Hizballah kidnapp people in the middle of the day in beirut like FARCs in Colombia and you dare saying that your RATS, Frogs and dogs leader are better ?!!!
Your Lebanon is underground and my Lebanon is Sanine !!! Stay underground where you belong !!!
15. sick | April 6th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Tsomet
Again, skut a7ssanlak, da7aket l blog 3lek, M14 leaders are better than M8 leaders !!! Rethink your comment. M14 promised you victory over M8, they barked for 3 years and then sakaru timun w sakatu w sar badun rida suriya
M14: Kneeling slaves. Ask m14 people about it.
16. Tsomet | April 6th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Sick, Doc1559, and all the Jardoun guys,
i will harvest my victory in June – Rendez-vous in june !!!
By the way, M8 should be renamed to M16 – it fits more with the weapon on your flags and your Orange heads !!!
And sick, please keep coming to this blog, your comments are just the essence of M16 intelligence…
We don’t need to prove your mediocrity, you write it guys on this blog….
thanks for your help !!!
17. sick | April 6th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I thought you were going to harvest your victory years and years ago but you never did and never will because you have nothing to achieve, kneeling slave.
M16 is your Israeli traditional weapon, always remember that
18. Al (Ex-Anonymous) | April 6th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
shou ya theresinia, t7afina bi ma3loumetik el khassa… shou samir geagea a7san mn el ness 3a hal blog ?!
19. F.A | April 6th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I don’t think DSG reads this e-mail… probably he has some secretary who pick-ups what she wants to read and what not…
THERESINA,
You have proved in the past that you have quit solid info on what is happening inside Aoun’s entourage…. it is realy very interesting but i think you are putting in danger your source if you know what i mean…
I think your place should not be on this blog, and you can ask assisstance from senior trusted LF members.
Thanks
20. paul | April 6th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Mickel,Doc, now i have 2 tickets from 14+8 march it´s no joke.i can fly twice at the same day.probebly i will have no time for vote
21. Al (Ex-Anonymous) | April 6th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Paul, can you endorse one to me… I don’t care which one since I won’t be voting for any of these guys… I will be having a good time though
22. F.A | April 6th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
paul,
where r u flying from??? can i have a ticket too?????????????
23. Al (Ex-Anonymous) | April 6th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
buzz off F.A, I was here first
24. Elie.F | April 6th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Theresina,
Before you said that Abou Jamra will leave aoun. 7ilween ma3loometik.
I hope next time you tell us something you are sure about, we were so happy to hear about Abou Jamra but unfortunately your sources are wrong.
25. Rami Bejjani | April 6th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
hahaha theresinia just because your dad used to be with aoun but then got laid off doesnt mean hes a top secret agent!!!
26. Al (Ex-Anonymous) | April 6th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
theresinia, i’m curious to know if Elvis is still alive, could you please ask your masadir?
Also eza 3endik wa2et, shoufilna shou ossit JFK.
Thanks
27. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Elie,
Where on earth did you read that I said: “Abou Jamra will leave aoun”????
You need to go to an oculist to change your glasses…
The exact words I said on March 31st were:
“AbuJamra is really mad at the trap laid against him because the “boss” had to accept alliance with the 3awmi Suri !!!!!!! “…
Change your glasses or…go to school to learn reading, writing and…understanding!!!!
28. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Ento jame3et AOUN ma3atarin… brainwashed and incapable of reasoning…no logic whatsoever…
Haram wassalkon la hal daraje!!!…
Hal Majnun ally with the Hezb Al Awmi al Suri : THE ENEMY OF LEBANON; which has killed many patriots… and you have nothing to say!!!
Shame on you who accept a Megalomania who has sold his soul to Syria.
Vote AOUN = Vote Syria.
29. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 12:26 am
What I said about AbuJamra is 100% exact…
.. AbuJamra cannot win… Im-Bassil too… Ma3luf also… the corrupted Abi Ramia…etc, AOUN himself is going to fall…BUT in a totally different way…
You are going to be surprised by what is going to happen…. it will be before June 7th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember what FAROUK AL CHARE3H said: “thanks to its internal allies, Syria is now stronger than ever in Lebanon”…
and it is going to use it.
30. Al (Ex-Anonymous) | April 7th, 2009 at 12:47 am
theresinia or should i say Nostradamusinia, lesh ma bet khabbrina shou baddo ysir… ana manne wala aoune wala ouwwatje wala ballout… i’m just a poor lebanese living abroad and interested in what’s happening to this country… if you have interesting info you should share them with the group, it would be selfish from you not to do that…
pleaaaaase
31. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 1:29 am
But of course:
1 – Elvis is still alive… he is the “king”, but the EMPEROR is NapoleAOUN…
2 – JFK was never shot, he died from a pneumonia after he caught a nasty cold while visiting the Rabi3 al Khali….
3 – Al the “ex-anonymous”, should become “ballout”, like his “ballout w nos” comments…..
32. Ingrid | April 7th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Bashir on t’aiiiimeuuuh
33. Doc1559 | April 7th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Tsomet
Please keep the RAT and jradin talk to yourself (your #16). I’m sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares about what you think… Simply, I do not care!! You don’t wanna bump heads with me ya afandeh especially when it comes to PERSONAL ATTACKS ! 2inu if we disagree with you sirna rats bla bla .. You sound so typical haboub..
You’re a man without any nice qualities, as far as I can tell.
Ziad
I and 50% of the leb people disagree with you on this one. This is the problem ya ziad ! al balad ma2ssum ! Plain fact is, there is not much we can do about the situation. Sad !
34. Doc1559 | April 7th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Mickel
bravo ! w iza newe tssawit, dfa3 7a2 al ticket w khale rassak marfu3 wla tekhod min 7adan bi balesh.. bass mitel ma 2ilet those crooks don’t deserve it..
inta bti3jibne ya mickel..
Paul
3mil simssar lal 7ariri ? 3yb 3lek…lol
sick
Your 17 is SICK
kawiye kawiye .. please avoid personal attacks so we don’t give them what they want..
35. Michele | April 7th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Ouf ouf! awwiyé ktir mennik hay ya sett Theresina, me like it!
Al or Ballout, u should be careful next time; i know u have been for so long trying to hide ur true belongings but u always betray urself.
Hey sick guy, these days i’m coming to this blog bass la 2e2rott de77ek 3alek; be careful ya alloush n Arze, Sick is gonna detrhone u wz his habbal comments.
Arze ya helwé u need to prepare ur comeback!
36. Amin | April 7th, 2009 at 8:19 am
uf aweyeh ya Y.
LIBNANANA…
ana with 14M, w ba3d ma 7adan rad 3ala haidi l kilmi, yi3ni 14M w 8M 2iblaneeen b inno kil wa7ad 3indo libnano,!!!!!!
kilkoun 3am ti7kou 3an ba3d w ma 7adan 3am yi2tini3 b shi,
kilkoun sorto 2asatzi bil tareee5 w kil wa7ad b seer yzayid 3al tani, 5alsona ya jame3a, ktir hayni, 7 june bitbayin l nateeji.
ktir 2aweyeh ya Y ktir ktir.
Regards to all:)
Amin
37. Tsomet | April 7th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Doc1559 or should I say RAT1559,
You are all fashionned like your leaders…
Thanks to this blog, you have people talking to you …
And Mr Sick, I thought slavery was banned years ago but then I remembered that the country you wanna build is model based on some other dictatures models around the world (Iran, Syria, etc.)…. keep showing your real faces, this is EXACTLY what we need on this blog.
And remember we won’t let rabieh transform into da7yieh neither da7yieh into Rabieh !!!
38. Boul Mich | April 7th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
tou7ibbouhou, i3mal lahou. Loubnan awalan.
Insults are not the right way to protect lebanon.
Lebanon needs everyone of us to survive against the brainwash of some demagogic people. If we feel that we are fighting for lebanon let us love it before defending mahawer el chaytan wal char.
39. Rima | April 7th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Boul Mich,
fa7am albna ni7na we n2oulon inno bala hal ma7aweir ma bidwadeh illa 3ala el maheiweir! bass alla wakilak feleij ma t3aleij
40. Rima | April 7th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Al
mahdoumeh hey NOSRTADAMINAS HAHAHAHHA…
Theresina aktar shi bidahkouneh el chabeib lamma bi riddou 3aleikeh!
41. Michele | April 7th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
قال لي صديقي: ستنتخب؟
أجبته: أكيد
قال: هنالك زحمة مرشحين ، لمن تنصحني أن أصوّت ؟
قلت: لن أقول لك لمن تصوّت ولكن يمكن أن أنصحك لمن لا تصوّت
ضحك وقال: هات ما عندك من نصائح
قلت له:
لا تنتخب من وعدك بالدفاع عنك وفرّ وتركك وحيداً تواجه العدو
لا تنتخب من وعدك بأن لا سلاح خارج الشرعية وهو اليوم يتحالف مع كل سلاح خارج الشرعية
لا تنتخب من خدعك بشعارات التحرير وكسر الرؤوس وهزّ المسامير وهو اليوم مسمار العدو الأول في لب الوطن
لا تنتخب من يقول أنّه حرّ وقراره حرّ ولا يجرؤ على تسمية مرشحيه إلّا حيث يسمح له أسياده
لا تنتخب من يزرع الفتن والحقد والكره في المجتمع المسيحي
لا تنتخب من يفبرك الشائعات ويزوّر الحقائق ويحوّر الوقائع
لا تنتخب من خان الشهداء وتنكّر للأسرى في سجون البعث وزحف الى بلاط الشام متسولاً الرضى
لا تنتخب من يحرق وطنه ويهدد بتدميره مرة تلو مرة للوصول الى منصب أو كرسي
لا تنتخب الشتّام والمتوتر والكذّاب والمتلوّن
لا تنتخب من يتطاول على الكنيسة ورموزها
لا تنتخب من يعيش على نكء الجراح وعلى النعرات الطائفية
لا تنتخب من جرّبته سابقاً فأحرق الوطن وجرّبته اليوم فأحرق الوطن
لا تنتخب من يكرر إسطوانة مكافحة الفساد وهو كالعاهرة التي تحاضر في العفةّ
لا تنتخب من يتهم الضحايا بأنهم السبب وراء ضربهم ومقتلهم واغتيالهم فيما يبرّئ القاتل
لا تنتخب من حمّل مسؤولية اغتيال النقيب سامر حنا الى قيادة الجيش التي أرسلته بالطوافة العسكرية الى منطقة جزين
لا تنتخب من لا يجرؤ على تحمّل مسؤولية أو يجرؤ على الإعتذار أو على نقد ذاتي
لا تنتخب من يعتبر نفسه إلهاً والناس قطيع ولدوا للذبح
هل سهّلت عليك الإختيار أم تريد المزيد من النصائح ؟
أجاب : وهل يُعقَل أن أنتخب من هم على هذه الشاكلة؟
أجبته : صح……عافاك الله
42. Amin | April 7th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
good one michele,
hala2 balashit 7amalat l (LA TANTA5IB)
ta nshouf rad l mn hom 3ala hazihi alshakila.
regards
43. fad14 | April 7th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Good one Michele
Really Good one.
44. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Dear Michele (#34),
I cannot betray myself because I have nothing to hide. I always said, and will always claim the truth: I am not with L.F., not with Kataeb, not with March 8, not with March 14, nor with Jumbi, not with America, not with Zimbabwe!!! I am against someone who lied during 25 years to my father! A dirty and dishonest person with no moral values… and who on top of everything is a Majnun Khalis…
Did I answer your nice remark???
45. Michele | April 7th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Wow Theresina, hold ur fire!
The second comment about betraing ur belongings were meant to Al or as u called him ballout not u!
Au contraire, i loved ur answer to him!
46. Rima | April 7th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Hi theresina and Michele
Do you remember what was the name of the second officer who was with Aoun and Abou jamra in the houkoumeh inti2alieh in the late 80s? I never heard anything about him since then!
47. Michele | April 7th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Edgard Maalouf
48. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
His wife’s name is Chantal. Very bright woman!
49. ili | April 7th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Michelle, isn’t he parliament member for matn now?
50. Michele | April 7th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
yes ili
51. Rima | April 7th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
…Is he politically active? he does not seem a supporter of Aoun!
52. Ziad | April 7th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Michelle (or Y),
Can we have your article in a copyable form?
Its great I would like to crculate around.
53. Michele | April 7th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Ziad i’m not sure how to do it; i can either send it by mail to N or u can simply copy paste!
54. Rima | April 7th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Theresina
I hope you are not upset with my comment # 39…I just find some comments a bit funny on this blog!
55. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
RIMA,
No, Not at all… I tend to have a good sense of humor… even when laughing on me… (but I have one big vulnerable point: I very much dislike liars)…
56. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Take a lesson from the EARTHQUAKE in Aquila – Italy:
A seismic engineer, after witnessing several small earthquakes in the days preceding the big earthquake, has been warning the authorities of an important earthquake coming soon and to alert the population. They told him to shut up so he would not create panic among the population….
Do you see any analogy with our posts???
57. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
General Edgard Ma3luf is a very poised and calm person. He has many qualities, but ONE big flaw:”he doesn’t dare to speak in presence of the Majnun”….
58. M.N. | April 7th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
did you guys see the latest FPM joke:
for 3 years, michel aoun was f#$%ing our mind how religious people cannot work politics and asking the patriarch not to interfere in politics… and yesterday he mentioned that he was working on having a priest on his electoral list in Aley but unfortunately he failed because of interferences…
zaman radi2 bil fe3el…
59. Tsomet | April 7th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Nice one M.N.
Anyway, it will be his last election tour…. at this speed of kharaff & Araff and with his next failure in june, he will loose what’s left of his pigeon brain….
60. THERESINIA | April 7th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
M.N.,
Excellent joke!!! Now hear this one too…
A man walks into a pub and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him:”What’s your IQ?”The man replies “150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics, neutrinos, and spirituality environmental interconnectedness, astrophysics, string theory, and nano technology.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, “this is really cool”. He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him:”What’s your IQ?”The man responds, “about a 100″. Immediately the robot starts talking about Basket ball, supermodels, shooting and beer.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns.
The robot asked:”What’s your IQ?”The man replies, “Er, 50, I think”. The robot serves him orange juice and says… REAL slowly:”So……………You’re gonna vote Michel Aoun again?”
61. Tsomet | April 7th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51h2zQxbvYY
62. Al (Ex-Anonymous) | April 8th, 2009 at 1:18 am
Mcihele, you keep harrasing me with this “hiding your true identity” stuff…. ya 3amme shou lezim a3mil ta 2e2na3ik ???
You’re a nice and obviously intelligent person but I really don’t understand where these allegations come from… for 10000000th time I am not aoune, ouwwatje or anything else, I’m just a lebanese christian… as far as i’m concerned that’s all there is to it…
When i make fun of someone, an LFer for example it doesn’t mean that i support the opposite side… i guess you must have realized by now that i make fun of any one who deserves it….
take care
63. Michele | April 8th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Al (Ex-Anonymous) u said about me: “You’re a nice and obviously intelligent person ” and a cute one as well
Come on. it was just to tease u just like u were teasing Theresina!
Honestly, I started liking ur approach n +ve attitude!
64. ashrafieh | April 10th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Ya jame3a plz ma ba2a te7ko 3an el khadamet bl ashrafieh Nadim khato khat Bashir yali 3am mnkafi ma3 el 7akim.Ashrafieh el bidaye.Mch lezem nsma7 la 7oulafa Syria yekouno bl Ashrafieh.Wake up!
Bashir 7ay fina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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