One more time LebanonJohn comes to us with a magnificent peice of litterature like no one else can write. I’m sharing it with you all:

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This Christmas , Santa has new toys for all the loyal Aounies. Some for little kids , others for adults and many for the youth. Here is the latest line up so that you can start your christmas shopping early.

NEW NEW NEW

Baathket Ball: This Orange ball won’t baounce no matter what you do with it !!!! Inflate it with helium, glue springs to it, even attach small gymnasts to it. You cannot make this damn ball baounce!!!

Have fun with all the family trying to play this enjoyable game with a non baouncing ball. SUPRISE ;For only $100 more iranian supplied dollars , you can get your very own autographed ball. See your favorite Baathi’s signatures. A sure to be classic.

Try our great new Board Game adapted from the great old classic RISK

The NEW aound IMPROVED KRSI
This Aouny game is sure to keep you all guessing. Which alliance* can you form. How quickly can you turn on your own friends? First to Create more risky alliances in order to get to the KRSI faster wins

*Rules not included

For all you military doll fans, we have the Brand New Syrian Prisoner GI JOSEPH

Unlike other boring GI JOE’s ,This POW is unaccounted for. Even his commanding General denies his existence. GI JOSEPH comes with his own Balanco, Electrocution cords attached to his genitals and undelivered Letters to his mother. Hide GI Joseph in the closet and forget he is there. Don’t worry , you don’t have to look for him, he can stay another few years without any attention at all.

HEY CHILDREN For you Kids, we have a super new variation on a true classic.

PIN THE TAIL ON THE DAOUNKEY

Put a Hizballah scarf around your eyes and have your friend spin you around and around until you don’t have a F%$#@KIN clue where you are . Then try to pin this tail on a life size image of a DAOUNKEY. FIRST TO SAY MOU? wins

Also for kids this educational game is all about spelling.

MOO ? or MOU? Sound alike? yes but they are not the same spelling.

This new spelling toy designed by shaytans children is specially designed to give children an incentive to learn. Spell it wrong and you get the sound of your General shouting at you to be smarter. Fun and entertaining these sound bytes are taken from many of his famous interviews.

Hey Aouny Youth, we didn’t forget about you. Our Tech elves have designed a brand new game that reinacts great battles, like Generals October 13th and Nassrallahs famous war .

This 500 Mullahbyte download is quick and easy and will have you hooked in no time.

Play Command and be Conquered

You control either a mad Mullah, or a crazed General*. See how fast you can provoke a syrian or Israeli invasion. THe faster to lose his position gets the highest score. Get bonuses for drawing civilian casualties. Hold victory parades after your defeat. Enjoy this tactical brain teaser. Raise money from innocent citizens, collect cash from islamo fascist nations. Fund your own wars no matter what others say!!

*submarine and embassy sold separately

And last but not least for the Whole family based on the intellectual “Trivial Pursuit”

This version has a new direction. Buy NOW!!!!

Aoun’s Conspiracy Pursuit A.K.A Prosyrian Pursuit

Find the answers to the greatest mysteries of Lebanese Politics

Like Who Killed Hariri, Why Geagea went to prison

Want the truth??, this game is not for you.

Devise new conspiracies, ludicrous answers, retarded theories. Illogical premises. It all works in this twisted brainwashing blockbuster.

The most absurd answer wins. Anyone implicating syria loses a turn.