1. He is sexier than all the mullahs in Iran and at least a foot taller than
Ahmadinajad

2. Instead of making Da7yeh look like the rest of lebanon, he will make the
rest of lebanon look like Da7yeh ( an architechtural and cultural gem)

3. All lebanese families will have the privilige of having cluster bombs in
their own backyard. The lebanese wild will be more exciting and interesting
to wander into

4. Will turn the water of our sea exotic dark and oil-rich, which has
medicinal purposes to cure all diseases, making it a health spa for people
from all over the world - Marhaba dead sea

5. Burkas and shaddors will be the top of fashion in lebanon, and soon will
also be sold in boutiques in places like jounieh, kaslik, rabieh,…(sign up
in one of Tayyar’s offices to recieve bonus sales offers)

6. Will bring back his syrian friends to lebanon (we already miss them, how
could we have imagined our lives without mukhabarat and mazzi - shloun hal
haki)

7. Lebanon will be so poor from the upcoming civil war, that we will be able
to have a realistic chance to compete with darfur and afghanastan for UN
aid.

8. He will prove that when it comes to sectarian violence between sunnis and
shia’s, Iraq has no chance comparing with us

9. Will give lebanon and the lebanese an honor of possibly starting a
nuclear war with isreal, after iran gives him the nuclear bomb they are
working on (of course the iranians will not fight israel directly!- how
vulgar from us to think they will!)

10. And most of all, because of his name, all this can happen to lebanon and
still we can call it ” divine victory” - love you Hassounah