Based on the novel by Shia Fleming

A SIFR 3AL SHMEL PRODUCTION

A 0.007 JAMES BAOUND FILM

This last installment in the James Baound movies captivates as well as stimulates. It is the first of its kind in which the hero of the Movie is actually the bad guy and is played by an unattractive balding, glasses wearing spitting annoying old fart.

James Baound , played by an adult-diaper wearing, senile 70 year old actor , Michel Aoun, is trying to destabilize an entire nation in order to further the cause of the Evil Hassouna, a Terror leader and Bearded Lady in a black kees fa7m dress.

The Movie begins with the destruction of the entire country , ( amazing special effects of real katyushas, zelzal , the entire IDF and airforce and of course ,real snoopies) .

James Baound is sitting in his mansion in rabieh with his latest Gadjet provided by M (played by Bazek) . The Gadjet is a spamming device that floods the LF forum with absolutely retarded and meaningless posts along with propaganda, lies and the usual hatred. He fiddles around with it, when a hideous , stupid cross-eyed, ugly Baound Woman appears ( played by Sleiman Franjieh in a bikini).

She says , habibi James , would you like an Orange Daquiri ?

Skiteee ! shou 7erte2jiyyeh ,Baound replies, kam marra baddi illik ,I like it shaken not stirred !!!,

Baound Joins forces with The Evil Hassan, who is protected by She77attas that can fly him away from any israeli attack. He also has special bullet proof dresses that just look like hot sweaty abayas and he hides a little tsunami generator in his real looking turban.

Baound, has many special gadjets too. His special submarine comes equipped with titanium pyjamas that repel even the highest level of Patriotic behavior allowing him to escape from any potentially brave situation.

The best trick is when Baound uses his Remote controlled Skekeen el Matbakh to single handedly fight off an entire brigade of Syrian Soldiers while he escapes in his submarine.

The ending to this film is a surprise and we hope that you will visit theatres playing in the Grand Serail in a number of specially created viewing booths put up specially for your pleasure.

HASSOUNA ROYALE in HD and SURRAOUND SAOUND

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