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Hassan Oh Hassan

Posted by othello

Proposed by LebanonJon

 

 

Hassan oh Hassan you gave us such pride
Al mowtou li amrika! , your followers cried

beating their chests and cutting their head
It’s hard to believe that Ali is dead

Thank God for hizballah, the Aounies, they cheer
Bghavo!! says Lahoud, our president queer

protect us!, they plead, from the Israeli terror
don’t worry!, july 12th was just an error

kidnapping isrealis, how could you have guessed?
keep firing the Katyushas!!, why give it a rest?

Lets give them a lesson they can take to the bank
Every summer in Lebanon you can ride in a Tank

tourism? who needs it? we don’t give a hoot
lets camp in the square, to hell with Beirut

those are shops and night clubs owned by Hariri
a symbol of sunni fundamentalist theory

The shiites, they’re a sweet and loving friend
They’ll stick with the syrians until the end

Take Orders from Iran?, you must be joking
thats hashish from the bekaa you must be smoking

If Lebanon gets a few more “divine” successes
We’re sure to end up in black burqas and dresses

And Geagea is a murderer ,we know that’s his role
What last I heard, he killed Anna Nicole

And Aoun should be president , his followers feel
Why not? He’s a genius who discovered the wheel

Then he burnt them in the streets for all to see
His new and improved democracy

An orange flame to engulf the nation
In virtual worldwide condemnation

But Thank God for Hassan, lets not stray from the story
And lets just forget the GUNS in his lorry

So what if he was an Iranian tool
At least he sent all the Shiites to school!

They slept in the classrooms throughout the summer
And learned how to make IEDS for a hummer

But why should I stop? I forgot about snoopies
The Lebanese equivalent to Bashar’s groupies

They are specialists in political assassinations
oddly absent from Aouns critical Machinations

He is angry and fed up with March fourteen
While he supports the Liberation of phulustine

But I think it is time for me to call it quits
If I continue I‘ll end up blown to bits

Don’t bother with Justice, liberty and the sort
And lets cancel the international court

make Aoun president of Lebanonistan
And model our country just like Iran


Filed under: Humor, Other
Posted by othello on 03.09.07 @ 1:48 pm |

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11 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. ali | March 9th, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    Your political and cultural naiveté aside, you have a gift for poetry

  • 2. othello | March 10th, 2007 at 12:03 am

    naivete mon cher ali? pourquoi donc? parceque je ne suis ps un de ceux qui se prosternent devant le sayid en criant “al mawtuo li amrika?”

    wb3den supposons que je soit naif, au moins je ne suis pas un hypocrite qui insulte l’ouest tout en y vivant et en y gagnant ma vie mo?

    ca va bien les frites???

  • 3. rasha | March 10th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    yea nice poem..being like iran is much better than being like iraq.and yes ALMAWTOU LI AMREEKA HAHA KHODDDDDD:p

  • 4. Venom | March 10th, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    God gave you the gift of stupidity, how long it took you to figure those things out???

  • 5. Michel | March 11th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Very funny, however sadly it is also true.
    Yalla don’t wait too long to make another.

  • 6. Shadow | March 11th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Nice one Othello.

  • 7. Moukatel min Loubnan | March 13th, 2007 at 11:32 am

    nice poem

  • 8. Tarek | March 13th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Very nice poem indeed, you should make it a rap song and as Michel said,sadly its true…

  • 9. Shamiii 2ٍ | April 29th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    in their party, they say “al mawtou li amrika”… in ur party, u say “al mawtou li souria”… if i had to choose between both parties, i will definitely choose the first…

  • 10. Annabel | May 30th, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    grrrrrreat… though true :(
    waiting for another

  • 11. majhool | May 13th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Lebanon, Lebanon, where you are?
    Have you escaped from us or have we gone so far?

    Aoun, Nabih, Hassoun & Jinbla6
    Masa7o lebanan & brought it 3al bla6

    Hariri, Harirak, Ja3Ja3, Wa3Wa3
    The also want Lebanon yetwalla3

    Sanyoura? sho 7elo hal makhloo2
    Insan zareef w afa ma7loo2

    Fi minno midaliate sghar
    W Kaman sowar 3alayya LOGO 7mar

    Tkhayyal, Soria w iran, amerka w Israel
    Darbeena tashmeeseh a argeeleh 3alan neel

    Maser 2a3di (tetfarrag) a balha awi 6aweel
    7a te3mel eh? Eza raeeshom habeel?

    Kellon baddon sha2feh min lebnan,
    3a6eyyon Haifa w nancy w sabboo7a kaman

    R7amni ya mesbah min sawtak el sadda7
    Btenfa3 mr. Lebanon aw murshed seyya7

    Ma khassak bel mawdoo3 w keef el shajar mazroo3
    Khallek na2leyyat LORD a ma tseer mafjoo3

    Israel sho badda ghair inna tsay6er 3al kell
    Badda t3ayyesh el nas b akel hawa w zel

    Bas I think inno eza minfakker mazboo6 w nerkab 3a2elna
    N3ayyen OLMERT raeesna tan sahhello yn****na



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