Hassan Oh Hassan
Posted by othelloProposed by LebanonJon
Al mowtou li amrika! , your followers cried
beating their chests and cutting their head
It’s hard to believe that Ali is dead
Thank God for hizballah, the Aounies, they cheer
Bghavo!! says Lahoud, our president queer
protect us!, they plead, from the Israeli terror
don’t worry!, july 12th was just an error
kidnapping isrealis, how could you have guessed?
keep firing the Katyushas!!, why give it a rest?
Lets give them a lesson they can take to the bank
Every summer in Lebanon you can ride in a Tank
tourism? who needs it? we don’t give a hoot
lets camp in the square, to hell with Beirut
those are shops and night clubs owned by Hariri
a symbol of sunni fundamentalist theory
The shiites, they’re a sweet and loving friend
They’ll stick with the syrians until the end
Take Orders from Iran?, you must be joking
thats hashish from the bekaa you must be smoking
If Lebanon gets a few more “divine” successes
We’re sure to end up in black burqas and dresses
And Geagea is a murderer ,we know that’s his role
What last I heard, he killed Anna Nicole
And Aoun should be president , his followers feel
Why not? He’s a genius who discovered the wheel
Then he burnt them in the streets for all to see
His new and improved democracy
An orange flame to engulf the nation
In virtual worldwide condemnation
But Thank God for Hassan, lets not stray from the story
And lets just forget the GUNS in his lorry
So what if he was an Iranian tool
At least he sent all the Shiites to school!
They slept in the classrooms throughout the summer
And learned how to make IEDS for a hummer
But why should I stop? I forgot about snoopies
The Lebanese equivalent to Bashar’s groupies
They are specialists in political assassinations
oddly absent from Aouns critical Machinations
He is angry and fed up with March fourteen
While he supports the Liberation of phulustine
But I think it is time for me to call it quits
If I continue I‘ll end up blown to bits
Don’t bother with Justice, liberty and the sort
And lets cancel the international court
make Aoun president of Lebanonistan
And model our country just like Iran
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1. ali | March 9th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Your political and cultural naiveté aside, you have a gift for poetry
2. othello | March 10th, 2007 at 12:03 am
naivete mon cher ali? pourquoi donc? parceque je ne suis ps un de ceux qui se prosternent devant le sayid en criant “al mawtuo li amrika?”
wb3den supposons que je soit naif, au moins je ne suis pas un hypocrite qui insulte l’ouest tout en y vivant et en y gagnant ma vie mo?
ca va bien les frites???
3. rasha | March 10th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
yea nice poem..being like iran is much better than being like iraq.and yes ALMAWTOU LI AMREEKA HAHA KHODDDDDD:p
4. Venom | March 10th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
God gave you the gift of stupidity, how long it took you to figure those things out???
5. Michel | March 11th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Very funny, however sadly it is also true.
Yalla don’t wait too long to make another.
6. Shadow | March 11th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Nice one Othello.
7. Moukatel min Loubnan | March 13th, 2007 at 11:32 am
nice poem
8. Tarek | March 13th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Very nice poem indeed, you should make it a rap song and as Michel said,sadly its true…
9. Shamiii 2ٍ | April 29th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
in their party, they say “al mawtou li amrika”… in ur party, u say “al mawtou li souria”… if i had to choose between both parties, i will definitely choose the first…
10. Annabel | May 30th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
grrrrrreat… though true
waiting for another
11. majhool | May 13th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Lebanon, Lebanon, where you are?
Have you escaped from us or have we gone so far?
Aoun, Nabih, Hassoun & Jinbla6
Masa7o lebanan & brought it 3al bla6
Hariri, Harirak, Ja3Ja3, Wa3Wa3
The also want Lebanon yetwalla3
Sanyoura? sho 7elo hal makhloo2
Insan zareef w afa ma7loo2
Fi minno midaliate sghar
W Kaman sowar 3alayya LOGO 7mar
Tkhayyal, Soria w iran, amerka w Israel
Darbeena tashmeeseh a argeeleh 3alan neel
Maser 2a3di (tetfarrag) a balha awi 6aweel
7a te3mel eh? Eza raeeshom habeel?
Kellon baddon sha2feh min lebnan,
3a6eyyon Haifa w nancy w sabboo7a kaman
R7amni ya mesbah min sawtak el sadda7
Btenfa3 mr. Lebanon aw murshed seyya7
Ma khassak bel mawdoo3 w keef el shajar mazroo3
Khallek na2leyyat LORD a ma tseer mafjoo3
Israel sho badda ghair inna tsay6er 3al kell
Badda t3ayyesh el nas b akel hawa w zel
Bas I think inno eza minfakker mazboo6 w nerkab 3a2elna
N3ayyen OLMERT raeesna tan sahhello yn****na
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