Proposed by LebanonJon

Its Assad day for syria, Bashar must be pissed
He can’t get his name off Brammertz’s list

While his dad was to Lebanon, a thirty year plague
Only seven years in power ,junior’s off to the hague

He sure botched it this time with the death of Hariri
Despite that perfect alibi; The Arab Conspiracy Theory

It must be the mossad!!, who committed this crime
Why on earth would we kill that treacherous slime?

We’ll leave if we must, but on one condition
We can foment another deadly war of attrition

Lets bring back the General, to do what he does best
And with the Sayyid’s Militia, he’ll finish the rest

Franjieh and his marada, like lions will roar
And Lahhoud will perform like a 2 dollar *****

Karami and Berri , what a pair of aces!!
While the syrian nationalists never leave traces

Those who love Syria are the Oppositon team
they’ll camp in the square as part of the scheme

Burn tires in the street to prove they are real
And When it works ,we can bring back Nasser Andil