Proposed by leb@lebanese4ever.com

 You must believe that
Lebanon is NOT at war even though a prime Minster, PMs, Minster, politicians, reporters, members of political parties and civilian Lebanese are being assassinated
 
 You must accuse everyone calling for freedom, independence, to have a normal country, to have one army, to demarcate the Lebanese borders, to have democratic institutions, to implement the Lebanese constitution and the UN resolutions,  to say
Lebanon 1st… as traitors and agents to foreign countries…
 
 You must believe that Hezbollah is a militia, even though Hezbollah is not even a Lebanese militia…

A militia is an armed group fighting to win a domestic dispute.

However Hezbollah is an armed party, financed by Iran, loyal to Iran and
Syria, believe in the Iranian Islamic revolution and its teaching… Hezbollah is simply an occupier force in
Lebanon.
 
 You must not think Iran or Syria are interfering in Lebanon (Aoun’s claims Bush, Shirac and the UN are interfering in
Lebanon except the Iranian ambassador!!!! Aoun claim that
Syria withdrew and not interfering…
 
 You must chant death to America and loyalty not to the Lebanese gov. but to Syria and
Iran…
 
 You must believe that arms and Al-Ka3ida members are falling from the sky or seashore into
Lebanon not from the Syrian borders…
 
 You must think that 31 political assassination are saniora’s fault…
 
 You must think 8 March wants the international tribunal and really concern and working to stop the killing of Lebanese…
 
 You must think Lebanon was not destroyed and we won against
Israel. (now there are 28 foreign countries in
Northern Israel and most of it is destroyed…)
 
 You must believe Saad harriri killed his father
 
 You must believe Gemayel killed his son
 
 You must believe marrwan hmedi bombed his own car , same for may shidiac,
 ….
 
 You must not remember that
Syria is behind most of the Lebanese national debt
 
 You must not think that hezbollah is involved in corruption
 
 You must believe that geagea after all the troubles… (geagea left the prison at night and went to bomb harriri’s car and stole most Lebanese debt…)
 
 And the list goes on…
 
 You must believe all that else you could die…
 
 And before hezbollah dump me in a trunk of a car, one Tayyar will reply saying 4 things:
 1- We Tayyar fought in 1989 (a war result in Syria’s full control over
Lebanon)
 2- all other lebanese are militia and killed civilian during the war (when in fact worst civilian killing during Aoun’s so called liberation war and Aoun’s war against LF)
 3- Ta7elouf el roube3i and 2000 electoral system (Tayyar is now a part of 8 azar the pro Syria and
Iran group and 8 Azar MP’s did not steal any Christian voice!!)
 4- Hezbollah is not a terrorist organization any more. Aoun came to
Lebanon and found out Hezb. is not terrorist loooool… (so now most Christian Lebanese must change their mind… also the church should add Picture of Same7t el sayed to the maronite saints and we all should take off Bachir’s pic and replace it by same7tou… )
 Last if you don’t agree to these 4 points that mean you are ouweti az3ar and milishyewi and since the war has ended you should change and act like civilized Tayyar you cover
ur face, go to street, burn tiers and close roads




12 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. zahleforces | May 4th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    very nice othello :)

  • 2. ArmenianLF | May 4th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    looooooool…

    nicely said.

  • 3. George AKA Esper christian fanatic | May 4th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    thanks you Othello I agree with you 100%.

    and you forget to mention you need to believe GMA is our saviour as well looooooooool

  • 4. lebanon | May 4th, 2007 at 8:40 pm

    what you must do if you are a lebanese and don’t want to be called bheem..
    *u must clap for othello and praise him for posting this thread because as he was folding his humor he couldn’t keep himself from using demeaning words and he made this projection “one stupid bheem from Tayyar will reply saying 4 things:”..
    we were thinking who posts here will show some respect to others at least after N’s call”thazzabo ya 3alam” ..some people think that arousing laughter can’t be except by insulting others..
    respect thyself to get others’ respect..
    best regards

  • 5. N10452 | May 4th, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    Hello Lebanon,
    I cannot monitor other contributor’s posts as well heh, Thank u for noting this and i edited the thread and removed the insult :)

    Cheers mate.

  • 6. N10452 | May 4th, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    Wou tawwil belak 3layna chouwe .. i am not getting paid to do this loool ..

  • 7. lebanon | May 4th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    hey buddy
    we surely don’t request that you monitor others’ posts ..that would be a real burden..everyone shall monitor what they post or comment..self control and self restraint..
    i consider removing the insult and replying this way as an open invitation for everybody ,LFers and non-LFers, to feel at home in this blogsite ..this is a starting point for an elevated constructive dialogue..

    cheers..

  • 8. N10452 | May 4th, 2007 at 11:52 pm

    Well i guess i have to since am the admin here :) , bassita i moderate on forums as well, so am used to reading tons of replies …

    Never expected that blog to become that popular to be honest .. but i guess we did a good work ..

    Thanks for ur positive input as usual.

    Cheers Mate.

  • 9. lebanon | May 5th, 2007 at 11:22 am

    seem like a successful admin for the diplomacy and respect you show in resolving things..

    for the blog i wish more popularity and success..
    keep it on..

  • 10. othello | May 5th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    Dear Lebanon…

    If you read properly you will see that I just posted a thread PROPOSED by someone else…as such , I am not to be held responsible for its contents…

  • 11. lebanon | May 5th, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    bassita othello the stuff was good except for that part..you could ‘ve done some embellishment or modification..
    best regards

  • 12. ouwet | May 28th, 2007 at 5:08 am

    hehe



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