Proposed by LebanonJon -aka NAYCOLA

This is a PIFPAF EL JADEED special report

In an undercover scoop, PIFPAF journalists were able to acquire OTV’s program launch list.

The following is a synopsis of OTV’s Daily program list.

Monday 6am-8am

Program Title : Snoopy and Friends

Cartoons for all you young Orange lovers!!!Watch Bob the Baathy, Slimi the Snake, Lillo the Lizard play with Snoopy and Micho the Claoun.

8am - 9am

Program Title : Good Morning Haret Hreik

A morning delight. See Michel Aoun just when you wake up. The theme of “Good Morning Haret Hreik” is relaxed, you see aoun drinking the first cup of Orange juice of the morning and interviewing people of interest. The first program will be with his next door neighbor whose BMW was painted Orange by terrible LF students. We will see inside reporting on how the pictures of the car reached the internet in canada.This is real honest reporting at its finest. All stories are authenticated prior to airing.

9am-11am

Program Title : Cartoons : Bell wa SebastaounA well loved cartoon about a young boy who dreams of being president and his dog Bell . Sure to get all children prepared for the real world out there.

11am-12pm

Program Title: Iron Chef : General Cooking tips

Not tired of Micho yet, then learn how to cook with that dastardly General.Makes martha Stewart seem like a soft old grandma. Chop that ba2douniss wrong and the Genaral will chop your finger off. Over cook the bamieh, micho will give you a true demonstration (on the streets).Chef Micho wil keep you mesmerized as he chops , dices and cooks while giving valuable opinions on life and how to keep everyone guessing what to eat next.

12pm-2pm

ONN : ORANGE NEWS NETWORK

Kind of like CNN only this news is only about Michel Aoun . Want to hear about other news, change the channel!!. Thinking of getting a world opinion, think again!. ONN has nothing but surefire cutting edge unbiased stories about Michel Aoun and his ever changing presidential program.

2pm-3pm

Program Title: Souriavivor IV: The quest for the Chair

Ever watched Survivor, this is NOT IT. Souriavivor is OTV’s special version of how to be the Last person standing in order to win the Chair. Stab all the oponents in the back, make shady alliances, change your opinion, switch sides, but whatever you do, get to the chair . Contestants will compete in each episode against Aoun. THe entire set is boobytrapped and controlled by Aoun with remote control. Win the chair from Aoun and you may be in for a surprise.

3pm-4pm

Program Title : SESAME KAAK STREET: “BAZEK and LAZZEK”

This childrens hit classic will give you time to yourself while the children keep amused. Bazek and Lazzek is all about kids craft. Watch how SMALL MINDS discuss important issues like how to color an orange , orange. Yay!!! Bazzek and Lazzek first episode will feature , yes you guessed it : MICHO the CLAOUN . Yes Micho will Bazzi2 and paste pictures of himself all over the stage. Children can learn from this great master of disguise and deceit.

4pm- 5pm

Program Title : GENERAL HOSPITAL

No, this is not the classic ABC emmy award winning TV series, this is GENERAL HOSPITAL where patients are treated for mental disorders. GENERAL HOSPITAL is filmed at Imm El Nour and Deir El Salib, where real doctors treat borderline schizo’s , pathalogical liars, sociopaths and many other mental cases. Don’t miss this pseudo Documentary.

5pm- 7pm

Program Title: The Sopraounos

This Mafia show is an offer you can’t refuse. Watch the story of a real life Mafioso Tony Sopraouno. You will not be able to stop watching how this thug makes dirty deals , corruption , extortion and regular lowlife behavior.

7pm-8:30pm

Program Title : “Bi Koull Jalata”

Similar to Bi Koul Jara2a , but even better. The whole show is , you guessed it, all about Michel Aoun being interviewed by reporters who ask ****** questions and repeat questions and generally give Micho ample chances to insult them , shout, spit and do what everyone expects of him and loves him for :His Attitude.

8:30 - 9:30

Program Title: Al Akhbar bil lougha al Iraniyyeh

9:30- 10:30

Program Title: Movie of the Week CLOCKWORK ORANGE

A remake of the famous classic film. This Sleiman Kubrick film will leave you disturbed and shaken. Watch the deranged star of the movie rape, pillage, and terrorize the city and undergo novel psychriatic methods of mind control.

10:30pm - 12pm

Program Title : The Orange History Channel:THE RISE AND RISE OF MICHEL AOUN.

Follow the life of a man who could do no wrong. From his first War to the Last , see how his decisions affected his fellow countrymen (POSITIVELY). Up to date. See aoun fight with Skekeen el Matbakh; Resist from france; Author the SALSRA; Liberate Lebanon , then Re-invite Syria to have coffee and part of Lebanon. See the secret footage of Hassan Nassrallah wiping his behind (with his hand naturally) and signing the historic MOU with Micho shaking his hand afterwards.

12 MIDNIGHT - 6AM PATRIOTIC SONGS with footage of GMA