A new meaning to the word ‘picnic’ will be added very soon in all dictionaries and on all sites, after Gebran Bassil’s redefinition of the word ‘picnic’ yesterday. The “Orange” picnic will become a new word for all to use soon.

Let us start with the old & Boring definition of a picnic ( From Wikipedia)
In contemporary usage, picnic can be defined simply as a pleasure excursion at which a meal is eaten outdoors, ideally taking place in a beautiful landscape. Picnics are often family-oriented but can also be an intimate occasion between two people, or a large get-together, company picnics and church picnics.

And now with the Orangists definition of picnic, as elaborated by the mastermind, baby-genius Gigi Bassil ..

An “Orange” picnic is a family-oriented excursion into the woods, where women and children set up shooting ranges for their husbands to shoot at with all sorts of weapon. This peaceful and joyful atmosphere has become a weekly, even daily activity for the Orangists in Lebanon.

Here is the list of equipment that one needs to go on an “Orange” Picnic:

- 3 Ak47 machine guns.
- 4 RPG launchers
- 2 M16 machine guns.
- 10 shooting ranges
- Military boots and tents
- Knifes
- Hunting riffles to protect yourself from bears.
- Medical Aid kit
- 2 Snipers
- Box of Hand Grenades
- Dynamite & C4 explosives

No worries about getting caught, Gigi has informed all ISF units and the Lebanese Army about this new picnic concept and they wont be harrassing anyone anymore.




37 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. Bachir 7ay Fina | October 1st, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    hahahhahahaha sarle zamen mech de7ik heik hahahahah mni7a mennak ya N

  • 2. Eiffel | October 1st, 2007 at 11:44 pm

    Nice post ya N!
    Enjoyed your sarcasm!

  • 3. Hanoun | October 2nd, 2007 at 12:01 am

    Hahaha, so true, nicely put N

  • 4. johnny | October 2nd, 2007 at 12:49 am

    Indeed mniha mennak N… Well used… There is a video of the incident I hope you will concern yourself with a similar post when it’s published.

  • 5. Silvana | October 2nd, 2007 at 12:52 am

    looooooooooooool Well done.
    Every one knew they are going to deny it, their whole existence is based on denial, but to call it a picnic!!!

  • 6. mikel | October 2nd, 2007 at 1:42 am

    Ya chabeb hawde mndammin lal moukawame!!

    Bass keno 3am yt7addaro fi 7al sar fi 2jtiye7 isra2ile ;) WALAW!!!

  • 7. Tareq | October 2nd, 2007 at 3:46 am

    D shou mamnu3 al di7ek? bass masmu7 into tetd7ako 3ala Walid Ido lamma met huwweh w ibno?

    Leyk iza ne7na yalleh mejermin, tayyeb min 3am y2attel fina laken, rahbet el saint coeur!? :-)

    Sorry D bas ana halla2 3am ed7ak 3aleyk, it looks like 3assabo chabeb al 3Aouniyeh la’anno nfada7to yemkin. It’s OK next time please no Kalachnikov on picnics, 7aram kermel al bsaynet wal se2ayet wal wewyieh bikhafo ktir menkon ;-)

  • 8. Jester | October 2nd, 2007 at 6:17 am

    is this blog Anti-FPM? Name me one area in any Christian part of Lebanon where its residents aren’t mixed amoung LF, Tayyar and Kataeb?

  • 9. Bachir 7ay Fina | October 2nd, 2007 at 7:29 am

    Jester
    sometimes byetehmo N enno anti-ouwet kamen.
    thats an lf blog bel niheye, w kell chi mech zabit bel balad men el ouwet lal kel mnente2do

  • 10. fad14 | October 2nd, 2007 at 8:15 am

    Lasts years summer war was caused by a picninc into the north of Israel.

    Dont also forget the big picnic in downtown for the 11 months.

    Or the big picnic called Harb El Ilgha that Aoun said the LF provoked.

    Or the bigger picninc called Harb El Tahreer (aka: Harb El Te3teer wil Houroub)

    Or the big picnincs in the presidential palace of baabda.

    The aounieh really love picnics.

    Dont deny them the right to picnicate.

  • 11. Ali 1559 | October 2nd, 2007 at 8:45 am

    I am totally disgusted by this fake media ! Welcome to the banana republic of lebanon . Where scoring political points is the # 1 concern for the valentinosssss ! The valentinoss ( 14th of march ) have leaders who have failed them , from the government and down ! Attacking innocent ppl is against the law . bs yalla bado yit7ada bada tinfak ra2bto , karame abel kell chi ! Ya ma7la rousstom ghazele !

  • 12. johnny | October 2nd, 2007 at 8:46 am

    I don’t want to change the subject and I cannot stand Asaad Bou Khalil. But just to let the readers know who Ahmad Fatfat is. The article covers a number of interviews with Fatfat since 2000.

    Again this is not in support of Asaad but just to let you LFers know who your allies are. And it applies to all your allies that call themselves the independence movement. It just kills me how they play with pple’s minds.

    http://www.al-akhbar.com/ar/node/48864

  • 13. Johnny.B | October 2nd, 2007 at 9:01 am

    Ali 1559,

    YA HIPPOCRIT, if you call this fake media … what do u call aoun photoshop ???

  • 14. Johnny.B | October 2nd, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    guys what’s with the fires ? what’s going on ? is it done on purpose ?

  • 15. rony | October 2nd, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    ya chabeib chou 2ill 2ossa….

    i heard that there is fire damage in lebanon, so i wanted to check here and all i can find are critics …tayib w ba3deina….

    halla2 2ill tayar ma3o slei7 2aw ma ma3o…w3amm byiddarab 2aw ma 3amm byiddarab…chou fir2ano ma3koun…leich fi chi 7izib bi libnein ma 3amm bya3moul hall chi????
    i don´t know about the FPM story if it true,,,and to tell u the truth, i don´t even care…..so guys (ouwet w 3awniyeh)…2iza biddalkoun tinte2do ba3idkoun w tsibbo la ba3adkoun,,,ma ra7 touwsalo la matra7….and u both are christian bill niheyeh!!!!

    ba3deina 3aoun t7elaf ma3 2ill chi3a…ktir mni7 leich la2….2ill 2ouweit mit7elfin ma3 2ill sinniyeh…ktir mni7,…tayib chou na2iss ma yit7elfao 2ill 2ouweit will 3awniyeh??? 2iza aoun w ja3ja3 mich 2edrin…2into fikoun!!

    min baynetana ma dei2 ta3im 2ill 7arib….w min ma t2azza…kilnna 2akid! w bill 2akhass 2ahilna…bass chou sar bill niheyeh? min ribi7? ma 7adam, 2ill kill khousroooo sa7 walla la2?? halla2 kemeina 3ann jdid 3aouniyeh dod 2ouwet…..w ba3deina machekil w msabbeit…w bill 2ekhir min rib7an? …leich halla2 2iza touli3 3aoun ra2iss 2ill joumhouriyeh bi kouno 2ill 3awniyeh rib7o??? ma 3ammm bifham leich kill hall 7i2id…..na7ana ka chabeib 3amm minfid libnein heik???

    ma 7adam fi yikour gayro…law min ma ykoun!!!2ahamma chi 2ill tafehoum bein ba3idna…..wa2illa kill 2ill douwal 2ill 7awalyna ra7 biddala t7arkich fina…w tisalal finna….mit 2ill wadi3 halla2

    summary: chebeib raw2ouwa…aouniyeh w 2ouweit lezim yittif2o ba2a…7alloun…2iza aoun w ja3ja3 ma baddoun…yistouflo…haydeh michkiltoun hinneh…na7ana bill niheyeh cha3eb w mich ganam…

    sa7 walla galat????

  • 16. Shadow | October 2nd, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Why they need Guns ? why they need to be trained on using weapons? moush sarou militia? they are doing all this taydamrou wade3 massiheh bel mant2a sharkiyeh . bheb tamnon la heneh wla li akbar menon edrou shelou Ouwet men sharkiyeh .

    Byetehmou ghayron bel MIlitia w heneh militia.

    Mahadan byehmeh sharkiyeh gheir ouwet lebneniyeh

  • 17. Shadow | October 2nd, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Rony ,

    li bye3mol war2et tafehom ma3 hizb allah moush sa3beh ye3emlou ma3 Ouwet Lebneniyeh bass baddak tkoun niyeh mawjoudeh noss 3awniyeh ma3 aoun li2anon he2dine 3al ouwet w 3aoun bass yetefe2 ma3 ekhwenou massihiyeh byed3af li2anou mabyekbar hajmou ella bel mashekel.

    Bel niheyeh nehna men2elon ta3ou netefe2 nehna kelna massihiyeh bi2oulou anou heneh jame3a ta2ifiyeh w khilefon ma3na 3aka2ideh .

    Izza za3imon bihakiyon men zenar w nezel w bel hayawenet w biza2foulou men 3aklak byestaw3bou anou daroureh massihiyeh ykounou mwahadine?

    Aoun rafad hal hakeh million mara 3al tv izza fik t2an3ou hayneh men ibal Ouwet itife2.

    Sahih , hetoulna updates 3an haraye2.

  • 18. Shadow | October 2nd, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    jame3a leh ta2ifiyeh

  • 19. Shadow | October 2nd, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    Johnny ,

    We know this ,but something you have to remember that all our allies have changed today. they have Lebanon and nothing else.

    What was in the past , kept in the past . Our allies changed,not like urs. Just tell me now what they are saying since Hariri assacination and on the other hands your allies what are saying today . We shake our hands with them to build Lebanon for me and u and our children.

    Your allies still thanking & saying poems about Syria .

    Wake up man , we are in 2007 .

  • 20. Johnny.B | October 2nd, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    guys dont mix up between me Johhny.B and Johnny

  • 21. Tareq | October 2nd, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    Rony, ma3ak 7a2 yalli 3am t2oulo, bass kamen lezim ne7ki iza sheyfin shi ghalat la2ano byetla3 el darb fina ne7na awwal nes, if the Aounis are getting armed and training it is very dangerous for other Christians before anyone else.

    Beftekir chabeb el Ouwet 7adrin yetfehamo ma3 chabeb FPM iza hinneh baddon, mish ydallo y2ulo 3anna ze3ran w GMA ysebbna men ta7et el zennar, nshallah kheir shou baddeh 2illak.

  • 22. Rodge | October 2nd, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Johnny Bro,

    The same goes for you dear, because u called that fag roger, Rodge in the previous post.

    Also guys, don’t mix between me Rodge and the other roger.

    The last one is bearing this name by mistake.

    Long live Lebanon,
    long live the Lebanese Forces,
    long live the independence movement

  • 23. Johnny.B | October 2nd, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Rodge,

    sorry bro, you know how it becomes confusing. consider it a pelling mistake, not a character confusion.

    we both know each others well, take care rafi2

  • 24. Johnny.B | October 2nd, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    *spelling

  • 25. johnny | October 2nd, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    اطلق سراح الناشطين في التيار الوطني الحر في قضاء جبيل راغب ابو عقل ورمزي العنيسي بقرار معلل من مفوض
    الحكومة لدى المحكمة العسكرية جان فهد

    Here, I guess this ends your fiesta…

    Now watch the vid, it’s my turn to laugh :)

    http://www.tayyar.org/tayyar/fpmjbeil.htm

  • 26. rony | October 2nd, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    http://www.tayyar.org/tayyar/fpmjbeil.htm

    johnny

    balal ti3li2eit bala ta3meh….yimkin keinit 2ill 2ossa min 2ill 2aseis sou2 tafehoum….ma 7adam 3amm byinkour 2ill 3alam ma 3andoun slei7…kill wa7ad bi libnein 3ando slei7,.,,,bass fara2it bein baroudit seid 2aw klachinkov….

    tarek,

    2ill tafehoum bi sir bill fi3il w mich bill 7akeh will tounzir! fa 2iza 3anjad baddak titfeham ma3 gayrak ma mafroud ykoun fi sabab yimna3ak!

    nchalla kheir ya chabeib,,,,khallouna nsalleh w nitfe2al bill mni7…

  • 27. Johnny.B | October 2nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    ya shabeib … bill nisbeh lal 7araye2 … chou ??? 3am bi2oulou moufta3aleh

  • 28. Tareq | October 2nd, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Johnny (not rafi2na Johnny.B :)),

    This report is really funny you’re right, after all the statements on camera that they had sle7 7arbi the reporter ends the clip by saying la sila7 :-)

    Ya 3ammi why do they have sle7 7arbi even if mourakhas, what are they doing with all these weapons on a picnic? I thought FPM were educated not a militia, shou are you an educated militia? :-)

  • 29. Johnny.B | October 2nd, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    Tareq

    heheh they are learning from MANAR TV … did u see bill eikhir they brought all the children in the village and put them on tv … just like manar did during july to show that only innocent children are dying :P

  • 30. johnny | October 2nd, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    25. rony | October 2nd, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    What te3li’et bala ta3meh? I’m not allowed to have some fun now that the truth is out in the open? :)
    And Rony, you would probably know that for most of the Lebanese, the only difference between hunting rifles and klashnikovs are the looks, but not the use…

    Now let me enjoy the rest of my day… too bad the carnival is cancelled, some of the clowns would have made a couple of easy bucks…

  • 31. Tareq | October 2nd, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    Johnny.B,

    you’re right they’re learning from the masters of NAR w MA NAR :-)…They show you the children crying because the police came to their house, but no one asks why are there so many weapons around these children!?…Picnic and hunting ok, but why the sle7 7arbi?…fi 7arb bi Jbeil w ne7na ma ma3na khabar?…walla hay 7arb elgha 3al se2ayet? :-)

  • 32. Tareq | October 2nd, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Rony, ayya 7akeh w tonzir my friend, I am at peace with everyone in Lebanon bel fe3el mish bel tonzir, I have relatives in FPM I don’t attack them, but you should have seen what they did when they won the 70% in 2005, ma baddon ykhallouna ne7ki so much they are democratic, and these are family not friends or strangers…they quickly forgot that we spent 15 years of our lives resisting the Syrians and Palestinians when the army of GMA and Lahoud were at the beach…Now after Metn elections they are more calm so ma fi machkal, but it takes two to tango my friend…FPM have to come down from their high horse so we can have tafehoum.

  • 33. mikel | October 2nd, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    Hal report yalli tawashtouna fi orangists..

    heyde l mara bt2oul:
    KEN NA3OUN BAROUDIT SAYD w sle7 7arbe
    W SA7BO L JAWZE KEN MA3O BAROUDIT SAYD!!!!! w sle7 farde..

    Anyways ana mch mettekil 3al otz to know the facts.

  • 34. Rodge | October 2nd, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    The fires issue needs a special posting, and even many postings.

    Of course it is not a coincidence to have 128 fires and even more at the same time, but i just remembered that someone said a while ago that “Loubnan el Akhdar” will not stay green and will be burned.
    Also, is it a coincidence that a week ago, a big fire occured in northern Syria, just to say it is deliberate.

    I’m not accusing anyone or anything, i’m just showing facts.

    But we can say a lot and accuse many parties or persons, but no once can be funny more than the NTV, they said that Lebanese people made it deliberatley because “Mazout” is so expensive and they will use the burning trees in winter.
    Come on this is so absurd. Even Aounists have never said something more funny!!!! or maybe they did. lool

  • 35. Tarek | October 4th, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    looooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Man us should write more of these!!!
    This should article should be forwarded to all friends!!!!!!!!

  • 36. Lebanese | October 4th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    All I want to mention, that we are Christians a buch of FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wlak rou70 kell wa7ad ba3do le7i2 siesse bi hall balad yenteik eyssakir temmo w ye23oud bi bayto!!!!

    wlak ne7na mechthiyin el 3adda bel rghiff w henn kell wa7ad ma3o massare bettoumouna… wba3doun 3am YECHRABBO MEN DAMMNA!!!

    wlak yel3an abboukoun wa7ad wa7ad @!!!! W3OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BA2AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

  • 37. michel dib | October 9th, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    (plizzz bitmana te2ro l mes plz)sa3ideh ya chabeb kifkoun lyom nchala mneh?
    hayda kil l hakeh ta y3al2ouna ma3 ba3ed w lezim l masihyeh kiloun yetef2o ma3 ba3ed khalaasssss
    bala habal ba2a w3ou chway kil wahad 3am yelha2 za3imo w ka2eno houweh yali 3ambi ta3mi 2aw ya3ti ma3acheto kil chaher lezim kilna mich bas l masihyen kelna nitefe2 ma3 ba3edna w malezim hadan yehkemna ba2a bi kafeh hakamouna souryen…
    lezim nahna nitefe2 ma3 ba3ed w nahna w dawleh lebnenyeh tehkemna ya chabeb w 3ou iza ma cha3eb tsalah ma3 ba3do l balad rayeh 3al kharab:S:S:S lezim yerja3 lebnen mitetel ma kina na3erfo w ahla bi ktir lebnen ahla balad bil kon bas chaghleh wahdeh syesyin badoun kab bil zbeleh:D:D:D wahyetkoun mazabout ino ana ma ba3rif chi w 3omreh 17 ba3ref l 3omer kilo:D bas yali bi 2albeh w 3a ras l seneh 3am b2oulo la2eneh ma2hour kif hal chabeb l masihyeh 3ambi filo min lebnen:(:S w mich hememneh chi 2ila libnen yerja3 mitel ma ken w terja3 souweh la 3ina ana 2eben 17 ba3den bikbar w bi sir 3indeh w led ma lezim 2ilon chi helo 3a lebnen mich chi biche3? ana bitmana titif2o ma3 ba3dkoun w ma tredo la 3ala hayda wala 3ala hayda yemkin l ba3ed minkoun ma yred 3layeh 2aw yesma3neh li badkoun yeh 2oulouleh yeh w iza badoun 3melouleh adt 3ala mayleh ok ta 2a3rif chou radit fe3elkoun 3al mes yali ktabto w 10x yali bye2ra l mes w 1ox yali ma bye2rou hayda my e_meil rap_rock_mike_8_hotmail.com



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