From the daily star, really humoristic article ..

Ahlan: Greeting used by friendly sorts to make one feel welcome. Note: Also used by villains to lull their victims into a false sense of security.

Arab League: Regional organization specialized in undertaking projects it cannot possibly hope to complete.

Assassination: An increasingly common means of political expression.

Baabda Palace: (Empty) seat of the Lebanese presidency.

Bekaa Valley: Fertile region nestled between Lebanon and Anti-Lebanon mountain ranges. Known for amazing Roman ruins and all manner of high-quality produce, some of which make the ruins even more amazing.

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