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• 1. Mickel | August 9th, 2008 at 8:58 am

  lol
  true

• 2. madona saliba | August 9th, 2008 at 9:08 am

  hi delta , if u want u can add me … the.baby.lady@hotmail.com … miss y …

• 3. madona saliba | August 9th, 2008 at 9:09 am

  metl l song … ana lebnene w cheyif 7ale …..

• 4. Elie.F | August 9th, 2008 at 9:20 am

  N ,u forgot something

  1: we r the only people in the world who always uses the sentence: MISH 3ERIF 7ELAK MA3 MIN 3AM TI7KI.

• 5. lebanonhsh | August 9th, 2008 at 9:59 am

  hilarioussssss lollllllllll
  so true
  the list goes on and on

• 6. Patrick | August 9th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

  11) Your dad was a hero during the war. he was one of the leaders in a group of just 25 men with knives who went by night and took over a camp of 5,000 palestinians with assault rifles.

  12) your brother-in-law is a former intelligence officer for military intelligence, ISF or one of the militias min al7arb, kama jaysh lubnan aljanubi.. currently has high level contacts with western intelligence agencies, still involved in secret projects. nevermind that he goes to work everyday at one of the tv stations doing translations into english.

  13) right now you work at a bar, but you have been offered a position in the security entourage of one of the important MPs in your party. in the end, you turned it down because it didn’t pay enough.

  14) you are friends with three former ambassadors to america or canada.

  15) once, you were part of the convoy of your party’s leader when they were in washington, d.c. you have pictures of your sister shaking hands with him at a meeting you personally arranged to prove it. the fact that you are in none of the pictures means nothing. the fact that there was a line that day where people paid to have their picture taken to shake hands with him means nothing. that was later in the day. the picture was taken in the morning. and the only reason you aren’t in the pics is because you were working.

  16) you have secret insider information on all upcoming events in lebanon.

  17) you have a friend who is best friends with sami gemayel.

  18) you have a cousin who was once involved in a multi-million dollar illegal drug operation, used to live in one of the biggest mansions in lebanon, and then in south america for awhile. i would introduce you to him, but when he tried to get out of the business his bodyguard was paid off by someone to kill him, and he’s been dead 10 years.

  19) everytime you have a fight with your girlfriend, you change your facebook status, msn away msg, voicemail message, etc. to say R.I.P. _____ & _____, two of your best friends in the world that mean more to you than anyone else in the whole world. the only reason she’s never met them is because they have been living in sweden the last 15 years and you only see them once every few years when you leave the country. you are a wreck right now and don’t want to talk to anyone. to make it worse, you hadn’t talked to either of them in six months since you got in a fight with them. the last thing you said to either one of them was charmouta inta w min hadhi alyom la2 3arafik…

  20) during the war with fateh al-islam, there was a bomb that exploded 20 meters in front of where you and your parents were driving, right where you would have been if you didn’t tell your dad to stop for some unexplainable reason so you could go inside the closest store to get some milk. the explosion of the bus was just like in the movies. afterwards, you led 50 other guys to run down the two guys who planted the bomb. you were just about to get the guy and beat him to a pulp when the army came in and took him first.

  21) you are part of your party’s security patrol in your neighborhood.

  22) you and 2 of your LF buddies got involved a fight with 5 FPM thugs after they threw fireworks at your building. you were nice at first and asked them stop, but when they didn’t you cursed at them and a fight broke out. after five minutes, it was no longer 5 FPM thugs but 45 FPM special forces arrived and it was 3 guys with handguns vs. 45 FPM special forces with assault rifles. lucky for you you have a best friend in LF special forces you called in, and 20 of them arrived after one minute and forced the FPM to back off before the ISF arrived. since nobody got shot, the only action that was taken was the FPM guys were forced to sign a statement that they’ll stay at least 200 meters away from you at all times, and everyone from both sides were released in the morning. no wait, you did get shot, and you have the scar on your stomach to prove it. but you instruct people not to tell anyone because you don’t want the story to get back to your mom, who would worry too much. nevermind the fact that the scar is in the same place where you got your appendix taken out last week. if you are FPM, replace LF with FPM and FPM with LF.

  23) once, you were on top of a roof and you signaled to your older brother that the next car that was coming looked like a piece of shit. he misunderstood you and thought you were trying to say that the guys in the next car are a piece of shit, by which he though you meant they were giving you a hard time, so being the good big brother he is he pretend to be their friend and asked them to slow down til he could punch straight through the window like nicholas cage and grab the driver. by that time you caught up with him, and next thing you know it was just the two of you vs. all seven guys that were inside the car. you don’t know how, but in the end you really kicked their asses and their faces were bleeding and all f’d up, and two of them went to the hospital for three nights, and the only thing that happened to you or your brother was a cut on the arm and a bruise or two that didn’t show up til the next day.

  if i keep going, i’m going to go on all night so i’ll stop with that

• 7. madona saliba | August 9th, 2008 at 10:56 pm

  i guess eno lezim tzid chi … hayda jawna hayda ne7na …

• 8. Delta | August 10th, 2008 at 9:14 am

  i added u madona

• 9. Michele | August 10th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

  “Madonna n Delta” get a room!!!!

• 10. Che | August 10th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

  You know a Lebanese man when you see one with the shirt unbottoned half way down and hanging 1/2 kilo of gold.

• 11. Mountain | August 10th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

  waynak tayib , manak 3ande … {DELTAAAA}

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