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• 1. THERESINIA | August 8th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

  Oh my God : This is my description ??? I recognized myself in especially N° 3, N°1, N°4, N°7, N°9 & 10…

  By the way: WHO IS HAYFA !!!

  (Honestly: I think she is beautiful)

• 2. N10452 | August 8th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

  Its not mine .. it was written by a friend.

• 3. Patrick | August 8th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

  haha

  6, 7, 8… haha

  and haifa is hot, no matter what they say.

• 4. Abollam | August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 pm

  11) You continue buying Skarbinat and Jazadeen although you never use them..

  12) You have more silicon in your body than in a main computer server

  13) Parking in revers is a real challenge

  14) You go to a shopping mall to buy a skarbenneh, after 3 hours, you visit all the shops and you did not buy it…

  15) After your buy something, you keep looking for it in other shops to see if you over paid for it…

  16) You are ready to pay $100 for a skarbenneh, but your argue with a service driver for LL500

  17) When you find money your forgot about them, you spend them 2bel ma yenserfo…

  18) You feel proud that you can cut the ba2ddouness infinitesimally small… only for the Tabbouleh and nothing else…

  19) The Sirilankieh is your enemy

  20) You have made a change to your figure claiming God did not do a good job creating you

  21) You take full responsibility of making and offering coffee to whoever come to your house…

  22) You feel guilty if you do not help cleaning up after a dinner…

  23) You disagree with anything I wrote above…

• 5. Mickel | August 8th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

  Nine words women use:

  1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

  2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

  3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
  4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

  5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

  6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

  7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

  8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying **** YOU!

  9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

• 6. Rima | August 8th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

  Mickel

  I think your description is more accurate…there is a book called Men from Mars women from Venus…It portrays these differences…but it is so true

  Abollam

  honestly only 13 applies to me…

  be nice guys….not all women are the same…

• 7. Mickel | August 9th, 2008 at 12:28 am

  Rima maybe you should make a list like this about guys

• 8. Rima | August 9th, 2008 at 1:28 am

  you know you are a lebanese man when

  1-you are always right

  2-you tell your girlfriend that you dated the most beautiful girls but then thought that beauty is not important…

  3-If she asks you what you like most about her you tell her her ‘naffssiye’

  4-You always brag about your mom’s food
  etc….

  Hey girls can you add more

• 9. Delta | August 9th, 2008 at 2:34 am

  hahhahahahha i learned something today never marry a lebanese girl :p

• 10. Rima | August 9th, 2008 at 2:38 am

  Delta…it is all luck …there are two types of women in Lebanon…the mizantareen and the humble ones

  Unfortunately, the mizantareen are so sophisticated and know how to market themselves and end up with the best dudes…the other ones left behind…true I know from my brothers…(don’t attack me I am not married to a lebanese man)

• 11. Abollam | August 9th, 2008 at 7:18 am

  Supporting Rima count up:

  5- When a Lebanese guy argue with another Lebanese guy, they will have from 3 different opinions

  6- The Lebanese guys knows all the Homsi jokes

  7- Lebanese guys exaggerate

  8- They lived all Aboul Abed jokes

  9- They lie and they believe their lie

  10- Shabe7a

  11- Can’t count beyond 10! Oops… juts lost my Lebanese guyness!

• 12. madona saliba | August 9th, 2008 at 9:13 am

  hiyak delta … miss y …

• 13. Rima | August 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am

  ma tindahe ma fi hada

• 14. Rima | August 9th, 2008 at 11:34 am

  ma tindahe ma fi hada

• 15. micho | August 10th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

  walla ya chabeb ma 7ada bya3ref 2imet l binet l lebneniye gher ta yshouf banet gher bled. sad2oune ma fee mitel l leb girl

• 16. nora | August 11th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

  1- i dont even drive
  2- i dont have a facebook account either
  3- fiya w ma fiya
  4- rubbish indeed
  5- i dont swim n i dont go to the beach
  6- WRONG bi 2ouwwe i believe in equality
  7- tsu2. (no beach as said earlier… + i have taraf disk so rarement la elbous high heels n am around 170 cm so y botherin; as for the weddin ceremonies, well high heels men l 10 cm w tlou3 lol)
  8- not ugly but sakhife
  9- totally wrong
  10- i was 44 kg now am 62 n i dont even care about sth called “diet”! i must stop eatin chocolates n sugary foods but i just eat even more.

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