I present you “3areeshe v1.0“, the latest camouflage developed and enhanced by our Lebanese army !

It is way more advanced than the “mitznefet” that i introduced few weeks ago and can hide a whole LA army jeep without Israel (The Juice) spotting it.

So far not one “Rio” has been spotted by Israeli airforce therefore proving the “3areeshe v1.0″ efficiency.

PS: Of course this piece of rotten machinery being at least 50 years and smaller than a Mini cooper and resembling a walking tent rather than a military jeep has nothing to do with the fact that no one targets it :P .




28 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. paul | January 23rd, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    riz2allah 3al willys min World War 2.

    kinna n2ibbo 3a doulebein :P

  • 2. a5watz | January 23rd, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    u can be as sarcastic as you like but when the army gets mig-29s u say that it’s not ready for such a major step… Can we get some common sense on this blog or what ?!!

  • 3. Rami | January 23rd, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    leih deyman lama yimsho fiya byitirko il beib maftou7??

  • 4. N10452 | January 23rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    a5watz ,
    ra7 2oula bil 3arab el mchabra7 ..

    Chou jeb toz 3a mar7aba ??

    Who is gonna pay the maintenance of those migs if we still have those jeeps ?

  • 5. Anonymous | January 23rd, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    Hilarious… Good one N ;)

  • 6. Tarek | January 23rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Man, your exposing our classified military information!!! Shame, shame :P

  • 7. ja3far | January 23rd, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    that is why we need the HA :)

    ( a little tease to spoil the fun of Paul ;) )

  • 8. Doccc1559 | January 23rd, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    N

    This is why we need HA ;)

    Wars may be fought with big weapons high tech airplanes, but they are won by men and only REAL men.

    It is not what this” Rio” can do ya N10452! It is the men inside the Rio ya sa7be.

    BTW, any uptades on your ” Cool chef hats ” Israeli army? I hear they failed their mission again? Is that right? I heard they werent able to stop the rockets ? Is that right? I heard that those HAMMAS Terrori*** kept on firing to the last minutes, ma32oul??? I thought you guys were gonna win the rockets war , chu sar ya zalameh??

    Instead of being crushed, bruised and all, Hamas has now emerged with a new level of international legitimacy and prestige, particularly in the Muslim and Arab world where it counts most.

    Ya zalameh kiff hek sar?? :(

  • 9. Doccc1559 | January 23rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    N

    This is why we need HA

    Wars may be fought with big wea_pons high tech airplanes, but they are won by men and only REAL men.

    It is not what this” Rio” can do ya N10452! It is the men inside the Rio ya sa7be.

    BTW, any uptades on your ” Cool chef hats ” Israeli army? I hear they failed their mission again? Is that right? I heard they werent able to stop the rockets ? Is that right? I heard that those HA__MAS Terrori*** kept on firing to the last minutes, ma32oul??? I thought you guys were gonna win the rock__ets war , chu sar ya zalameh??

    Instead of being crush_ed, bruised and all, Ham__as has now emerged with a new level of international legitimacy and prestige, particularly in the Musli__m and Arab world where it counts most.

    Ya zalameh kiff hek sar??

  • 10. paul | January 23rd, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    yesss we need HA to target it :D

  • 11. paul | January 23rd, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    ok without soldiers.

  • 12. Jean | January 23rd, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Fantastic… Army is useless… They should shut this crap down… Why do we need an army anyways??? They sit and watch whenever they are needed… All they do is hawejiz, and all they were good at was letting young smart productive guys like you flee the country because of their retarded military service…
    The best thing this army did was to abolish that silly service…

    Yes I dislike the Lebanese army. Yes they are useless and Yes we do not need to pay for their stupid chauffeurs, phone lines and other “tashilet”

    Jean

  • 13. ja3far | January 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    come on paul .. you dont need HA to target it … even you can target it … without the soldiers of course :)

  • 14. Patrick | January 23rd, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    if HA was disarmed, we would have no problem to supply lebanon with advanced weapons, vehicles, etc. it is a catch-22: HA says lebanon needs their arms because the army is weak, but the truth is that no one (america, france, etc.) will strengthen the army as long as HA is armed…

  • 15. ja3far | January 24th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    but patrick… look how we ended up… an army with very weak weapons… and an evil HA with advanced weapons and around a hundred thousand military ( between professional and reservists) who can control the country in couple of hours…
    you have left us in the hands of terrorists ya patrick… shame on you :(

  • 16. Fuziyad | January 24th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    hundred thousand military ja3far????????

  • 17. ja3far | January 24th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    at least khaye fuziad… and our friend patrick is leaving us in the hands of those terrorists :(

  • 18. Fuziyad | January 24th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    uff ja3far, good I just woke up cuz these news will stop me from sleeping for some time…

    Ya Patrick ya 3ineyna sale7na wel ba2e 3leyna!!! :)

  • 19. ja3far | January 24th, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    let us all sing it together may be patrick will become little more generous …

    Ya patrick ya 3ineyna sale7na wel ba2e 3leyna !!!! :)

  • 20. carl tabet | January 24th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    Guys let’s just thank god these bast*rds don’t have any more developed weapons.. if you read l’orient le jour this morning, then you must have read an article about two homosexuals that were beaten half to death by LA soldiers.. their crime was that they were having an intimate moment inside a bulding in sassine..

    what do you expect from them? ma kellone men el dahyeh, men 3akkar w men baalbak…

  • 21. Delta | January 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Ja3far and Doc

    hahhahahahah li byisma3koun bi 2oul hizballa they are driving HmVs loooooooooooooooool.

    i am joking i am not making fun guys

  • 22. ja3far | January 24th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Delta .. ijet wasket Harley jdidee… bihjezlak wahad ? :)

  • 23. W | January 25th, 2009 at 6:59 am

    without the army wots gonna happen with naher el bared you stupid brain washed ppl ???

  • 24. Free Palestine | January 25th, 2009 at 7:03 am

    W

    Next time, we should send the brave ouwet up there lool

  • 25. N10452 | January 25th, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Well i am quite sure they would do a better job than the army is doing ya Free Palestine, even though am against arming the LF again.

    Question though for you,
    Dont u have Gaza to free ? chou 3am ta3mil online ?

  • 26. ili | January 26th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Free Falastiz,

    It’s good you learned from tel l zaatar, sabra, and shatila that the brave ouwet know exactely how to handle falastizians when they cause us pain in the ass!
    lool

  • 27. W | January 27th, 2009 at 6:04 am

    tall el za3tar waz leaded by General michel Aoun and a7rar and part from dekweneh b kiyedet el Bash .

    so r7amouna b sakhafetkoun coz all wot Kateeb did inno 3taradouwoun.

    wo staghalouwa

    Free palastine

    you should know that thos naher el bared was supported by 14 gang 7oulafe2 ouwet.

  • 28. jamil | January 30th, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    jean and carl tabet and N what can i say about you guys
    ur honorless without the army your extremists allies(fateh el eslem will sit in the laps of their beloving setrida now)without the army and the 178 martyrs of the army including my brother the church you pray in will be bombed and ur sisters will be rapped by palestinians saudis and yemenite assholes
    without the army there is no lebanon
    wake up assholes and foget about this dream called ouwet
    law haboukon el nes ma kento serto hone we m3alemkon el mejrem a3ad bel habes
    chkero allah eno saret el doniyeh li lama el jeich el lebneneh herab asshabkon we m3alminkon fiya we rahlo aktar men 16 chahid we habass li zamato men el mawt ma ken m3alemkon tole3 men el habes wala heneh tol3o men el habes
    rouho ndabo ba3ed na2es el jeich tetmasskharo 3leh ya housselet el mojtama3
    we 3ala fekra hayda el willis achraf men kel syaratkon li jebouwa ahelikon el ouwet men tijaret el moukhadarat wel nifeyet el semeh li madfouneh bi aredna
    N
    koun 3endak el chaje3a thot hal post walla btesteho bi terikhkon ya bala assel



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