No one can take away my signature ..
Posted by N10452A good friend of mine just inspired me for a post .. a funny one for a change ..
We were discussing history and Franco somehow came up, and an interesting thing about him was that he forced everyone to call him generalissimo because he thought he was the strongest man in the world.
When you talk about dictators, self-centred man generals, Megalomania, ‘folie des grandeurs’, General Aounissimo comes up.
And how can one forget his famous quote ?? that the whole world can crush him, but they wont take away his signature.
It kinda reminds me of a joke a friend told me once ..a joke that says it all .. it might be a bit vulgar but it hits the jackpot when it comes to Aounimal ..
One time, a criminal stormed into a couple’s house and stole the house then decide to rape the wife.
He put a gun into the husband’s head and asked him to make sure his ***** dont touch the floor while he’s rapping her.
After half an hour, he was done and left.
The husband approached his wife and told her proudly:
” Dont worry, i got him, i let his ***** touch the floor twice”.
This is Aoun in few words and this is how meaningful is his famous signature compared to the disasters he has caused us 
Apologies for the vulgar joke once again.
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13 Comments. Add your own...
1. Johnny.B | March 17th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
awiyyeh awiyyeh … w min l-tasawwoss ma7miyyeh
2. paul | March 17th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
ouf heide khitra…Put a helmet on
3. Patrick | March 17th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
come on bro, we’re christians… there are cleaner versions of the same (well, basically the same) joke. for example:
once, there was a man who’s car broke down in the wrong neighborhood.
some thugs found the man, and they decided to bust up his car. so, they drew a chalk circle on the street, and they forced the man to stand in the circle and told him if he stepped out of the circle even once, they would shoot him.
meanwhile, they smashed up his car and stole everything of value and ran away.
some people who saw the whole thing were amazed that when they came to the man, he was just laughing. so they asked him, “those thugs just destroyed your car and stole everything inside. why are you laughing!?!?”
and the man laughed some more and said: “hehe… they don’t know it, but i stepped outside of the circle twice!!!”
;p
4. kezballah | March 18th, 2008 at 2:25 am
But the idiot Aoun did give his signature, he signed a surrender paper and gave it to the French consul!
Also now he is fighting for a chair in the Taef that he did not sign!!
The only good is his b*lls did not touch the floor because he doesn’t have any, he left them in ba3bda when he run away!
5. theCourtFool | March 18th, 2008 at 4:59 am
Do you people walk on the streets?
Who’s Aoun?? Who the hell talks about him, Geagea or any other politician nowadays - Guys keep up - Political inclinations these days is very fashionable.
6. Rodge | March 18th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Ha ha ha ha Well done N,
and you don’t have to apologize for the joke vulgarity, Aounissimo used to much vulgar talking.
Anyway you described it well, and Patrick has done even better with his joke, good one Patrick.
Keep it up guys
7. THERESINIA | March 18th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
The General of RABIYEH - Wahad MARIID - he smiles at you if you call him NapoleAOUN !!!!
He believes NO ONE on earth - born or dead - in the past, present or FUTURE, can be as MAGNIFICIENT as he is !!!!
He is the LIGHT, he is the SUBLIME, he is the EXTRAORDINARY. When he talks everybody listens. If someone dares to open his mouth to question - HE IS TERMINATED…
NO one reaches his SEBBAT (or his ZENNAR)!!!
How can he NOT BE the PRESIDENT, he who is the SPLENDID !!!!
He sold his soul … to SYRIA to become president…YET HE WILL NOT BE, and he will end up AGAIN in DEIR EL SALEEB…
Listen to what he was saying THREE YEARS ago (january 2005) :
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/aoun/video/x4m3pi_aoun-wa-sle7-hizbollah_events
Go away from him, before he destroys our beautiful country ….
8. Tarek | March 18th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Aoun is a sick man but I don’t know about the aounist; is he contagious?
9. The Marshall | March 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
By the way read this suckers, the dentists are stupid also ?
فوز التيار الوطني بانتخابات كلية طب الأسنان في الجامعة اللبنانية 8-0
10. jad | March 18th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
hey theresina i guesse our maten will go away from him in 2009 election and nshalla it will be the beginin of the uprise of our beautiful country
11. THERESINIA | March 18th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Al Maten and KESROUAN !!! I predict … you will see.
You will also see his reactions, and how he will EXPLODE ANGRILY against the lebanese people that they did not see in HIM the greatest MAN OF ALL TIMES….
and … unfortunately, he will return to Deir El Saleeb, where he will meet with more NAPOLEONS and HANNIBALS !!!!
12. paul | March 18th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
الى جميع اللبنانيين في المانيا مهما كانت ميولهم
السياسيه فلنتحد ونصوت الأسبوع القادم لفادي
معلوف اللبناني في برنامج المانيا تبحث عن
السوبر ستار,لأنه وصل تقريبا الى النهاءي وشكرا
جزيلا مسبقا.
13. myself | March 20th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
to all u pathetic people: nothing would drive someone to write such a thing but pure jealousy. u think u’re so funny whoever wrote this? here’s a piece of advice: get a life! seriously. oh and just for the record, for all those who are predicting: in 2009, let’s see if there will be 1 supporter of ur famous leader. of course i don’t include you when i say “supporters” no. you are the sheep.
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