We have been hearing for 2 weeks or more Hezbollah and Aoun attacking the government and asking to replace it with a national unity government.

Imad Moussa, who writes in Massira, came up with the perfect 10 points plan.
First of all, the new government MUST include the popular and famous leaderships such as Sheikh Wadih el Khazen and Wi2am Wahhab or Sleiman Frangieh and of course leaderships from the Free Irange movement, cause without those great national symbols, we will never be able of achieving national unity and removing the tension among the Lebanese.

The ten points require one condition, that Michel Aoun unconditionally becomes president and gives us a speech ‘akhou 2ikhto’ for his 6 years term.

Point 1 :
Work on improving the Hezbollah tunnels to pass under all Lebanese houses and link Maroun el Rass and Khiyam to Klay3a then to Bnech3e and reach Rass Baalbeck. Trucks are available for carrying the weapons and necessary tools.

Point 2:
Open a branch for Hezbollah in Koura where as Orthodoxes will elect its head, and opening another branch in Bourj Hammoud blessed by St Vartan, and not to forget Bcharre and Basta and Karakul el Druze. This Spreading will help unite the Lebanese in a way even God wont be able to break us.

Point 3:
Adding a symbol on the legal ids fo every Lebanese that recognizes the ‘Divine’ and historical victory, and a different symbol for every Lebanese who shook hands with Jefry Fieltman or compliments him during interviews, and removing the nationality from every Lebanese woman who wears a bikini on the beach in Tyr and looks at a spanish or Italian soldier.
Cleaning Lebanon from all those collaborators and traitors is an essential step towards national unity.

Point 4:
Opening a sporting club in Jounieh and appointing Iranian Revolutionary guards to supervise it and train Kisirwan’s youth.

Point 5 :
Asking the Pope to apologize from what he said concerning Islam and prepare future apologies for anything he might have to say later on, and if he doesnt apologize we start a jihad.

Point 6:
Publishing posters of Pr.Lahoud, the symbol of national unity, on all Book covers, even Children books.

Point 7:
Suing the Belgian Judge Serge Brammertz in a Syrian-Lebanese court if he was found guilty in accusing any of the Syrian regime members of the Hariri assasination. Syria is our sister after all, we cant risk to lose her for 1 million and a half Lebanese.

Point 8:
Removing the 14th of March out of the calendar, and making March 30 days instead of 31.

Point 9 :
Spreading the culture of shoes and speeching using shoes and ‘Sarami’ is the first step towards National unity.

Point 10 and my favorite :
Throw stones at any journalist that critisizes in any way the leader of the popular revolution and the symbol of national resistance The born-angry minister Hajj Ali Ammar.

That is the only guaranteed way towards achieving national unity as proposed by Hezbollah.

Cheers,