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Aoun missed his bricolage lessons :P

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Posted by N10452 on 02.25.08 @ 8:47 pm |

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1. Delta | February 25th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

chu bil mara il sabe
2. jamil | February 25th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

haram ento el ouwet lemo 3a2el wlo aherkon bi hal deneh zalameh esmo michel aoun we ya reyt houweh erikon walla m3abarkon btontro saaouda yelkechkon bi kam lira leano kel mossriyetkon nahabon el ha kim
lol
anyway bass lal terikh badeh elkon chaghleh
sleh hizballah lezim ykoun ma3 el jeich hayda el wade3 el tabi3i bass nssito ya chabeb 400000 falastineh mssalah 3ala ared lebnen we kelon senna so eza rah sleh el hezeb wel chabeb 3atehon tej rasskon saad el jenssiyeh el lebneniyeh se3eta 3anjad bye bye lal kel chi esmo massiheh ya houmet el massihiyeh ento hahahaaha
3. Elie.F. | February 26th, 2008 at 1:08 am

ahla bil rayyis jjamil,ba3d na2sak ARZE w byimshi 7elak,dakhlak ya jamil if geagea was that man u r talking about would he have stayed 1 day in jail?dakhlak when aoun was the army leader what did he do for the palestinians weapons then?he started with the christians,isn’t that true?can u answer why aoun did his best to save elie hobeika in the intifada day and eased his escape to zahle and then syria?can u answer why aoun supporters beated the Patriarch because he was with the taef agreement and now aoun says that he is with the taef?can u answer why aoun the day he arrived to Lebanon the first thing he did after shouting at the journalist was putting a rose on Hariri grave but now he tells us HARIRI 7ABL MASHNAKA CUT IT BEFORE IT SWINGS YOU?
4. Tarek | February 26th, 2008 at 1:58 am

What I like about jamil inno they can’t respond to any thing they just bileffo w bidoro w blifo w bidoro …. bass baddi is2al jameel shu 3imil 7izb b2alla minshan il nahir il barid!? Ma2al 3anno khat 2a7mar!? Meen illi 3am yimna3 nazi7 sila7 il palestinians kharij il mokhayamet!? Meen yalli 7at khtoot 7imir lal jeish il libnani idam il mokhayamet!? Il 7ilo jamil inno btisma3 shi khabriyi min shi wa7ad w btiji hekeh bti7kia bidoon tifkeer w kaman shaklo mi2tini3 fiya … tib2a tani marra fakir bil 3am t2olo jamil w byalli 3am tisma3o kamana la2an heik biddalak tbahdil 7alak iddem il nass ..
5. funnyLFs | February 26th, 2008 at 2:49 am

ra7 dalkoun tsibou w tinkrou la aoun la tichba3o….

kill hall chi bi dill 2iddeh ma2hourin….bass 3a ra2bitkoun w ra2bit ja3ja3koun ma bi sir 2illa 2ill sa7i7

ma fi 2a7la min 2ahirkoun…li2annkoun btistehalo…..

ballekh byijeh nhar btiw3o…but i hope it will be too late for you….

blöde und blinde leute bleibt Ihr für immer

jame3it salib ma2touch: will 3a2il zineh….
6. funnyLFs | February 26th, 2008 at 2:51 am

ra7 dalkoun tsibou w tinkrou la aoun la tichba3o….

kill hall chi bi dill 2iddeh ma2hourin….bass 3a ra2bitkoun w ra2bit ja3ja3koun ma bi sir 2illa 2ill sa7i7

ma fi 2a7la min 2ahirkoun…li2annkoun btistehalo…..

ballekh byijeh nhar btiw3o…but i hope it will be too late for you….

blöde und blinde leute bleibt Ihr für immer

jame3it salib machtoub: will 3a2il zineh….
7. mikel | February 26th, 2008 at 3:56 am

funnyLFs

ba3d marra

kam marra baddak tsta3mil zet l text?

Walla hayda kll yalli 7affazoukoun yehoun lyom b madrasit l tayyar?
8. M.N. | February 26th, 2008 at 4:50 am

ya funnyLFs ma 2eltellna chou howweh l sa7i7 yalli mara7 ysir ghayro??? yejeh l general ra2is??? wynak 3eyech?? bil 2005??

and guys trikou la Jamil me2tene3 enno 7ezbollah ra7 ydefe3 3an l massi7iyyeh min l falastiniyyeh…

ya 7aram 3al 3a2el…
9. kezballah | February 26th, 2008 at 5:23 am

Ma ismo Jamil, akid la7 ykun ma3 el Sayyid.
10. freedom | February 26th, 2008 at 7:18 am

jamil..ouwet nehna lebnen nehna kil chi..w iza mich 3egbak zahet 3ala iran ya.. ka….b..
11. antoine | February 26th, 2008 at 9:57 am

ma ykun Jamil el sayed 3am yehkina men el habes :d
12. Elie.F. | February 26th, 2008 at 10:02 am

i am still waiting for some reasonable answers Jammoolti,if u need some help try funny lfs,be straight some time bish kil shi tijree7,se3it el jadd koono jaddieh w se3it el maze7 khallouwa maze7,but what hapens with u and your leaders guys is the opposite,when it was peace time and the east side was booming with jobs,trade,nightlife Aoun wanted the war,and when the war started and he could’nt finish it he flew like a bird. please at least one time calculate it well.
13. funnyLFs | February 26th, 2008 at 10:14 am

mikel ya 2aflaton

hay2tak la bti2cha3 wala btifham,kemelh ma3ak min 2ill mayiltein sammalla, i copied my text ta salli7 ´´salib ma2touch ´´ bi ´´ machtoub´´….will hay2a rasak machtoub….

M.N. :2iza ma sar general aoun ra2iss 2ill joumhouriyeh…ma bitkoun niheyit 2ill 3alam….toul ma touli3 ra2iss joumhouriyeh mich cherih the 7arireh bi mousriyeto (mitil ma sayir halla2 fikoun)…se3eta na7na radyin….

freedom: 2alla y2awik 2inta w jame3tak, boukra min zourkoun bil saoudiyeh kemeina…
14. Fad14 | February 26th, 2008 at 10:41 am

When Aoun dies (and please God make it sooner than later) who will lead the Aounieh ? and what will they call themselves ???
I am nominating Abbass from La Yomal, he is the closest thing for a leader like Aoun and can almost make the same contradictions and is really a much better actor, and above all, can pronounce most of the alphabet unlike Zoubran Batheeel.
15. Fad14 | February 26th, 2008 at 10:42 am

btw N: Aoun missed most of his lessons not just the bricolage
16. paul | February 26th, 2008 at 11:34 am

funnyLFs

zieh leine alter,du macht dich hier nur lächerlich
17. arze | February 26th, 2008 at 11:36 am

Elie.F. Im Gonna answer you : Hek hek hayde el er arze njeb sirto : )

Regarding Geagea , Believe me if he knew he was staying in Jail for 11 years , ken metel el toutou fal men lebnen …He was promised not to be messed with specially that he helped the syrians and the ichtirakieh to end the army in the 1990’s bass akal khara wou ba3sou be daynto wou be2e 11 sene bel habess
Aoun still remains the only Christian leader that stands against the Tawting knowing that u can hear some LF people now talking about The tawtin as a solution for their federal plan

Rgarding Hobeika ? What he did is normal , this is politics and interests , Geagea would have done the same and did the same with Aoun’s ennemies

Regarding The batrak ? Yeah he did it , and he would do it again ! Cant you see how The taef has FUCKED the Christians in Lebanon ? Cant you see Since the Taeef the Christians have no word anymore ? and that one of the Reasons Aoun got allied with HA is because of the Taeef Fucking us ? Why do u think Jumblat and hariri like it so much ? Because it fucks the Christians and give the muslims all the power !

Now Why Aoun did this when he came to Lebanon ? Even the Syrians have put a flower on his Grave ! its a protocol , its the minimum one would do ! the Death Of hariri Helped 10 % to drive the syrian out , i think he deserves a flower , but it doesnt mean we Will forget what he did to us when the syrians were here !
18. funnyLFs | February 26th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Paul :ich glaube das website ist genug lächerlich und wenn dir nicht gefällt was ich shreibe dann mir ist scheiß egal

fadi14: When ja3ja3 dies (and please God make it sooner than later) who will lead the ouwet ? sit rida
19. Johnny.B | February 26th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

funnyLFs,

yeah ma2hourin ktir LOL

yalla a77et min hon
20. paul | February 26th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

ich kann mir nicht vorstellen dass es dir s***** egal ist was ich sage,sonst hättest du nicht geantwortet.und warum bist du überhaupt hier wenn das website lächirlich ist,es wäre sinnvoller gewesen wenn du dein orange farm nicht verlassen würdest.
21. paul | February 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

sorry guys

I know it’s not polite to use foreign languages, just funnyLFs considers himself clever and can smuggle unintelligible phrases between the lines
“rou7 khayyit bgher msalleh”
22. funnyLFs | February 26th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

great answers…kill wa7ad radd 3a 2add moustaweh w fehmeto as i expected

raw2o 2asabkoun ma badda hall2ad….khoudoulkoun chi 7abbit valium…:)
23. paul | February 26th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

m3allmak adra minna bili7boub
24. GARY | February 26th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. does this tell you somthing about aoun’s
history.
25. M.N. | February 26th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

tamem ya funnyLFs bass kamen ma 2eltellna min houwweh hal ra2iss li manno minchara min l 7ariri??? michel slaymen mich radyin fi, riyad salemeh ken yechteghel ma3 rafi2 l 7ariri bi fransa, 14 march kellon abdin… min ba3d fi?? l fa7l Frangieh walla jean 3beid???
ba2a ya sadi2eh iza ma eja aoun ra2is ra7 tkoun niheyet l 3alam 2a2alla chi la 2elo…

w honik khedlak 3a Valium w lexotanil w j3ir w bouchar… w pokemon!!!!

khallik 3a niyyetak w allah ywaff2ak.
26. The Marshall | February 26th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

يتبين أكثر وأكثر عقدة ميشال عون لبعض قليلي النفوس، أليس بالأجدى لو قمنا بوضع مواضيع هامة عوضاً عن التلهي ببعضنا البعض كمسيحيين، أنظروا الى موقع التيار العوني كيف لا يعبركم ، وانظروا أيضاً بالمقابل الى موقع القوات اللبنانية وهذا الموقع، … لاحظوا أن عقدتكم هي ميشال عون …
27. freedom | February 26th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

immou la aoun kenet tent…k bi zameneta
28. Michele | February 27th, 2008 at 10:31 am

Guys why do u even bother replying back to the ignorants above!!!! I hope at least they’ll start learning some English so we could understand a bit what point they are making instead of the arabic insults…

Mikel, loved ur post as for Eli F, just ignore Arze as i’ll do as i discovered that she is a very bad girl, not worth considering.

As for Jamil and funny LFs, it seems “ma aheron ella ouwet.com blog” for coming and posting their ignorance and stupidity…
29. The Marshall | February 27th, 2008 at 11:29 am

Michele … you’re a little girl who always repeats little things … try to grow up (sure no growing up in Q8)… & try to not being as street girl …
30. Michele | February 27th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Did any1 step on ur tail Marshall???? Or r u simply upset that i ignored u and did not mention u earlier?

I’m gonna make ur day now n reply back to u, only out of pity…
31. The Marshall | February 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

I started to dislike the blog after seeing what you wrote … Try to respect the others … Little girl …
32. Michele | February 27th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Don’t u go BooHooing on me Marshall!!!!

C’mon, i know u can take it!!!!

Or maybe because i’m not that little after all that u can’t even ignore me lol!!

Cheer up dude
33. The Marshall | February 27th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

By the way your name is Michele … that fuckin’ name …
34. Johnny.B | February 27th, 2008 at 10:19 pm

The marshall,

man you need to see a shrink, try to get the number from michel aoun he seems to have a record with psycho doctors…

its nothing to be embarassed about marshall, look at michel aoun, he has half of his brain cells dead and he still can walk and talk …

hang in there buddy, we shall pray for you
35. Arze | February 27th, 2008 at 11:19 pm

Michelle i know your dying to meet me : ) but its gonna take you much more then that…try harder ; )
Would love a to see a reasonable answer instead of just commenting left and right on people’s opinion..or i guess u dont have an opinion ?
36. chretienne | February 28th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

iza MA mish ma2hour min el ouweit leich dayman be jarreb ychaouh souretoun. ma 7ada nesse ba3ed souret el moussala7 hiz allah halle 3emlou photoshop ou 3emelo ouweit. bass 3an jad ma be se7 illa el sa7i7 fa bayan kizbo ou 7ekdo 3ala el ouweit. be 23 january chabeb sf be awsso chabein ouweit ma byefta7 siritoun. houl chabeb el marada mish msalla7in ma3oun froudet may ou sleh le3be. ba3den ma tefta7 mallafet el harb, wein el massare halle el cha3eb tbara3ello fiyon la aoun dawa fiyon choumou3 bel kaneyess. hallak sar hassoun 3am be defe3 3am el massihiyeh ma khalli yraje3 mouhajarin el dahye bel awal. into ma 3am tekhdo massare min iran aw hayda mail nazif. ou aslan min jannass el ness bel maten mish 7alifkoun michel el murr. mesh el mjanassine raba7oukon ma3raket el maten. ba3dein bel nesbe lal valium ou 7boub al a3ssab aoun atta3oun min el souk.