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1000 & 1 reasons to stay in Lebanon (continued)

Posted by N10452

I will start with few ones on my mind and keep this going until we reach 1001

1- Breakfast places are always empty during breakfast hours, are only filled after parties.
2- Lebanon is probably the only place where you need to reserve in a beach resort.

(Added by Abollam )
3: It is the only place were people have dinner after 9:00 pm
4: Your fun of the day starts after sunset and lasts till 1:00 am
5: You can have the latest models of cars on the street although the income average is the lowest in the region
6: You have the most beautiful women on earth… truly… I have been in places
7: You can curse God… at the same time die for his sake!
8: God sends you divine victory while killing you and destroying your country…
9: You die for your convictions which you swear they never change while you change then based on weather conditions
10: it is the place where 2 individuals have 3 opinions
11: You have the best Manakesh in the universe, especiall with vegies
12: You have the tastiest Homos
13: The Shawrma sandwich have fat
14: The sheep have all their fat in their tail
15: Lamp meat is more expensive than beef
16: You have a hope that Aoun will leave Lebanon very soon

(added by LF Forever)
17: You get money from abroad more than sendind to abroad.

Here are more points :

18- Everyone has to show up one hour late on appointments.
19- All families have at least one or two maids.
20- Not having a cellular is a blasphemy.
21- Horn is the most important item in the car for Lebanese.
22- Most of the bad words dont make any sense.


Filed under: Humor
Posted by N10452 on 05.06.07 @ 7:15 pm |

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12 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. mikle | May 6th, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    we’re 1 of the smallest countries on Earth yet we have more political parties than entire continents

  • 2. mikle | May 6th, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    on our 10th birthday, instead of getting a bike we get a hunting rifle

  • 3. lebanon | May 6th, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    though i might leave,here are some reasons:
    -churches hug mosques.
    -at the same grave fee nass betsallib w nass bte2ra qur2an.
    -you pay three water bills:tap water,drinking water,summer water.
    -you pay two phone bills:fixed and mobile.
    -you pay two electricity bills:dawlé and ishtirak.
    - you get the internet at your home but you go to the café when you need to use it.
    -car horns are used to curse people and to salute them.
    -car lights wink at girls day and night.
    -you can pass on red light and be praised for that.
    -streets and tunnels are lit by day and dark by night.
    -haifa wehbé is the star of an ad to spread awareness on car accidents.
    -there is a special loan for plastic surgery.
    -you hear gun shootings in weddings and in funerals.
    -the dead and the blind can get their driving license.
    -politicians issue religious opinions,and clergies issue political opinions.
    -some 30.000 vote for a candidate ,and he wins by 35.000 votes.
    -MP’s get retirement salaries even after death.
    -zza3eem byakol w inta bteshba3.
    -the constitution is amended as fits persons.
    -the constitution is amended “marra wa7eda” for a million times.
    -politicians bite from public property and are not tried.
    -public property is changed to hotels.
    -you can find such jobs as za22eef,hawbarjé,mo3tasim,motazaher.
    -neighbors feel at home..and sometimes impose their rules ,or kick you out.
    -you can find such friends as N,WHAT,GET OVER IT,Othello,S.M.S.,Angela and others..

  • 4. Imad | May 6th, 2007 at 9:50 pm

    Lebanon is the only place where U have more leaders than and not enought people to lead.
    The only country where God and politics are used for the benefit of a leader.
    The only place where U die and still a winner By allas standard.
    The only place where U can be a leader and bring destruction and death and poverty and U still praised in the media and the eyes of a lot of ignorant people who are on a mission from God to redirect the direction of earth and even zenus.

  • 5. mikle | May 7th, 2007 at 1:10 am

    were the only country that uses 3 languages to orfer the check at a restaurant(maitre l fetura plz)

  • 6. LF forever | May 7th, 2007 at 1:29 am

    you know N10452,

    Our problem is, that we are full of ourselves…We can’t continue to justify our idiocy, not? stop, thinking that we are better country! we are the last and we have to work to be the best, beginning from zero.

  • 7. WhAT | May 7th, 2007 at 5:35 am

    Here’s a reason, maybe you should stay because You’re LEBANESE.

  • 8. S.M.S. | May 7th, 2007 at 5:57 am

    Our country is the only “greatest place on earth” whose citizens leave in droves.
    Thank you Lebanon, both the country and lebanon who posts here :D.

  • 9. Nancy | May 7th, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    lamp=light ok? :) lamb with a B is the meat

  • 10. N10452 | May 10th, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    Thank you Nancy for that correction :)
    Lebanese m3awwadeen Lamba wou lambadaire :D so lamb lamp kello zeto ..

  • 11. 1000 & 1 reasons to s&hellip | May 10th, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    [...] You can find earlier entries here. [...]

  • 12. OUWET GIRL | May 28th, 2007 at 5:00 am

    omggg i hate aoun….LOL



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