You can find earlier entries here.

By mikle:

23-we’re 1 of the smallest countries on Earth yet we have more political parties than entire continents

24-on our 10th birthday, instead of getting a bike we get a hunting rifle

Additional ones by lebanon ( txs bro)

though i might leave,here are some reasons:
25-churches hug mosques.
26-at the same grave fee nass betsallib w nass bte2ra qur2an.
27-you pay three water bills:tap water,drinking water,summer water.
28-you pay two phone bills:fixed and mobile.
29-you pay two electricity bills:dawlé and ishtirak.
30- you get the internet at your home but you go to the café when you need to use it.
31-car horns are used to curse people and to salute them.
32-car lights wink at girls day and night.
33-you can pass on red light and be praised for that.
34-streets and tunnels are lit by day and dark by night.
35-haifa wehbé is the star of an ad to spread awareness on car accidents.
36-there is a special loan for plastic surgery.
37-you hear gun shootings in weddings and in funerals.
38-the dead and the blind can get their driving license.
39-politicians issue religious opinions,and clergies issue political opinions.
40-some 30.000 vote for a candidate ,and he wins by 35.000 votes.
41-MP’s get retirement salaries even after death.
42-zza3eem byakol w inta bteshba3.
43-the constitution is amended as fits persons.
44-the constitution is amended “marra wa7eda” for a million times.
45-politicians bite from public property and are not tried.
46-public property is changed to hotels.
47-you can find such jobs as za22eef,hawbarjé,mo3tasim,motazaher.
48-neighbors feel at home..and sometimes impose their rules ,or kick you out.
49-you can find such friends as N,WHAT,GET OVER IT,Othello,S.M.S.,Angela and others..

And a last entry by Myself

50 - All girls are virgins and all guys slept with at least 10 girls lool