Inspector 7assouna
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Two years of investigations so far,two different prosecutors,, experts coming and going, millions of dollars spent on the tribunal, half a dozen of UN resolution, DNA tests, Bombs experts,visits to the world leaders to pass the UN resolution on an international tribunal, and even Saad Hariri visiting Bush personally to fasten the tribunal process.
All that on in vain, for we had a great detective in Lebanon, who knew the truth all along but was just delaying his confession.
Inspector 7assouna solved the puzzle : “The Zionists are killing March 14 leaders,”
No need for proof, nor evidence, nor witnesses, this is a divine talk that cannot be disputed. Israel did it, un point a la ligne.
I can assure one thing to Nasrallah, is that he is Syria’s death list before Israel’s, and he knows that more than we do.
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1. fad14 | October 8th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
CSI Dahyeh
2. omar | October 9th, 2007 at 12:09 am
mish ma32oul chou bitfishl khili2. keep up ur blog man… i read it everyday.
3. mikel | October 9th, 2007 at 1:46 am
You should talk about Sherlocke Lahoud, sitting on his chair and compairing pictures.
4. Tarek | October 9th, 2007 at 1:56 am
if only he spoked earlier… we could have saved a lot of effort!!!!!
The funny and sad thing is that some people really believe his shit! Well I don’t really know if they truly believe it, it requires a special level of intellectual ability!
5. Danny | October 9th, 2007 at 2:18 am
Guys,
This is not funny. Hercule Poirot has it solved. The denial stage has started. It took the HA “dick” (pardon the pun…but in this case it fits)two years, but God darn it he solved the mystery… Now that the tribunal is almost set…here come the scattered accusations! How can anyone deal with this logic?.
Federalism is the way to go…Let them have their sliver of land . Believe me in no time the obsessed Hizbees will cross over to the other side. I say cut them off financially. Now they have everything for free…No hydro, water bills or any taxes… Let them go on an autonomous basis and pay their way through like Hamas… See what happens. Enough being scared and stop subsidizing this madness. Do not let the majority suffer because of this nut job. As far as the Crackhead “soldier aouny” is considered let him be the leader of the Umma in the villeyet of Fakih…
6. marco K Montreal, Quebec | October 9th, 2007 at 3:02 am
this blog is awesome! you’re doing a really good job guys.
7. rouhana | October 9th, 2007 at 3:29 am
HASSOUNA WILL GET HIS, IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE KIS HEAD IS HUNG UP…
8. Delta | October 9th, 2007 at 3:43 am
hahaahhahahahah
9. paul | October 9th, 2007 at 7:41 am
wow..this man is a genius.
10. Johnny.B | October 9th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Nice post man … I LIKE
11. Lebanese | October 9th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Keep it like this Guys!!!!
You are realy a good Joke!!!
12. THERESINIA | October 9th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
I would be interested in the reaction of AOUN. Would he endorse such an accusation?
Can the AOUNISTS continue to believe such NONSENSE ???
The alliance between AOUN and the HEZBOLLAH will last as much as ARTIFICIAL alliances do last.
AOUN should have played the role of a UNIFIER among ALL communities, among ALL parties. He did a terrible strategic mistake. In politics this means he is OUT. Who will be his successor? Michel EL MURR ???
13. Rodge | October 9th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Guys,
I think we should forget about Hassouna now, since no one is interested in his opinion about the assassinations. I think we already expected what he would say, and what all his allies would say. They gave us a lot of Israelis accusations during the last 2 decades, everytime we have an assassination or an accident.
In return, what we should really discuss, is the Bkerki initiative, which deserves lots of attentions at the moment. I personally think it is so important, and i hope it will lead to some result, eventhough i doubt that, looking at the previous experiences.
But i see it as a good gesture and an important step towards increasing the Christians role in Lebanon.
14. SONIA | October 9th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
This is all so sad.
Where will it end?
15. THERESINIA | October 9th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Rodge,
The role of christians is a stabilizer. Everyone acknowledges this, and everyone insists that Lebanon cannot be Lebanon without the christians.
We ought to add to this role, a NEW role. The role of a UNIFIER.
Christians ought to help bring ALL parties, ALL together, ALL the time.
Also, Christians ought to think about a NEW SYSTEM of living together, something that could be an example for the WORLD, a MESSAGE for the future of the world which is more and more experiencing similar difficulties of living together.
16. Tony | October 9th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Most shi3ites Believe him why because when a person wheres a Black turban on his Head in the shi3ite Religion He is a person that god talks to in other words rasoul allah
17. Bachir 7ay Fina | October 9th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
SONIA
the wend will be when ur governement wants the end.
Do u think that the lebanese army who passed 3 monthes fighting 300 terrorists is capable to desarm HA???
Maybe HA is capable to desarm the lebanese army.
And after the war of july HA has become more powerfull than before because Ur army passed their time by bombing our infrastructure than searching “hassouna”.
18. Rodge | October 9th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Theresinia,
U’re so right, and i really like your ideas, but Christians must be unified first in order to play the unifier role for others. And as long as they have a Presidency chair, i don’t think they will be unified at all, because come of them are ready to fight thei own parents for it. This chair became a curse for Maronites and Christians, especially when we have some people like Aoun who are focused only on becoming President, no matter what could happen.
19. SONIA | October 9th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Bachir,is the Israeli government also responsible for the weakness of the Lebanese army?Come on,blaming Israel for everything is getting to be a joke and I am in no mood for humour.
20. mikel | October 10th, 2007 at 1:45 am
Actually Sonia,
The Israeli government, well Israel itself is the reason the LAF are weak.
Now it’s not like you can do anything about it, but the Americans for example don’t give us advanced weapons because they’re afraid we’re going to use them against you guys. Now I’m not saying it’s your fault, but as Bachir said if you take out Hassouna, we would be able to make peace with you and then we can have a better army, and also improve in other ways.
I’m not one of those people that blame all their problems on the jews, but I’m just giving you an example.
21. SONIA | October 10th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
It.s not we wouldn’t like to eliminate you know who,but as you and others have said,he is hiding like a rat in a hole. About the other thing, a point well taken. Hadn’t thought of it but I suppose you are right.
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