Wish you weren’t here
Posted by Lebanonjon“Happy days are here again”. That is the title of an email that I got this morning from a friend.
The point is clear.
Now that the politicians have left the country lets get together and close the airport so that they can never come back. I don’t know about you but I am feeling a great sense of relief just to know that those retards have vacated our land. And what do you know, as soon as they left everything went back to normal. Business is flowing and the Lebanese are back to what they do best; living well.
Unfortunately Hassouna is still probably hiding in his Four Seasons Cave with a khadijehs Secret model doing a burka strip tease for him. So in all likelihood our plan would fail. That and the fact that Nayla Mouawad would become the ranking Christian leader makes this idea all but useless.
Still maybe someone with just a little less morals than me would try out his new RPG when these guys try and come back on their planes. We can really test the Hizballah plan of taking out politicians on the runway. Sort of like the tv show Myth Busters.
In any event, I wish you all Happy days while these power hungry warmongers decide our fate in Doha.
Allah yse3edna, when they do come back
I leave you now with a pink floyd rendition of what the song would be if it was about these missing politicians
So, so you think you can turn our Heaven to Hell
blue skies to rain
can you leave our green fields for a Doha hotel?
Take our country for sale?
Don’t you think we can tell?
That we’d rather have heroes than whores?
Hot water than nabih
Electricity than a a few wazirs?
Cold cash for some petty change?
And did you decide to take part in the civil war for a lead role in a cage?
How we wish, how we wish you weren’t here.
You’re just a bunch of old whores swimming in a toilet bowl, year after year,
Ruining our sacred old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you weren’t here.
Lebanonjon
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9 Comments. Add your own...
1. kouwatje | May 16th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
hahaha i think all the lebanese are thinking the same way , but Unfortunately killing them all will not be for our good ,la2anno li ra7 yejo badloun ra7 ykouno anyak minnoun fa mnetra7am 3ala li 2abeloun
so dobbo el shenat wou masho na7na nfel wou trekouwoun wa7doun y2abro bi ba3ed
2. fad14 | May 16th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Man you amaze me, I fail to understand some of the parts and most of your posts are too long but still worth reading.
you must publish a book, but in another country.
3. MLK | May 16th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
In your prior post you referred to the Druze as “barbarians” who unnecessary “slaughtered” HA thugs.. here’s a snippet of what took place in Dayer Kobeel
“While the 9 guys were giving their weapons to the army, Hezbollah shot Shaykh Allem Nassereddine ( Shaykh el shoukha ) in his head from the back. The remaining 8 continued fighting but they were shot from the back by another Hezbollah.
Just for the record, the Lebanese army watched Hezbollah while they were shooting the guys.”
4. aytati | May 16th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
you can call the Druze “barbarians”. we learned from the best
( the LF) in the mountain war.
you’re a hypocrite, and a moron. i would love to see how you A.Holes would act if hizbo went into your cities and villages.
5. Tarek | May 16th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
loool, nice one Lebanonjon. Actually this is my favorite pink floyd song
6. c | May 16th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
hehehe SERIOUSLY i think all of lebanon had the same thought when we saw the list of who was on the plane!!! >:)
7. bashirist for life | May 16th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Brilliant, as usual. Very nice work.
8. Fuziyad | May 17th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Khallsouna with this story of zou3amas…I have no leader that I follow nor do I like the idea of zaim but I think that limiting lebanon problems to those guys just shows a total ignorance of what is happening here…
If there is no more zou3amas will hezb disappear?? Iran? Syria? Israel? the Pals?
If there wasn’t anymore the actual zou3amas do you think the lebanese people will bring better people??? I sadly doubt much, in fact would probably be worse…anyway the lebanese vote for their zou3amas and then they say they should leave…look at the christains, they got rid of their zou3amas and warlords for 15 years and they had a nice substitue with educate honest people in the gathering of KC. Then when the zou3ama came back they jumped back in their arms…
9. Johnny.B | May 17th, 2008 at 8:29 am
fuziyad,
i dont think anybody follow leaders here, we follow “3a2ideh w mabda2″ … I think the only people who follow leaders are “aouniywh and hezballah and franjieh and murr … ”
go back in the post and see how we criticise our leadlerswhen they do wrong …
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