TOP FIVE THINGS THEY FOUND IN HALAT THAT MICHEL AOUN DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT
5. The bags with a foul odor were really countless copies of the MoU after being used for their best function: TP
4. Michel Aoun’s last functioning brain cell lying side by side with his pyjamas
3. Six rubber tires that escaped being burnt by Orangutans
2. Skekeen el Matbakh that Aoun promised to fight the syrians with in 1989
1. NADA, ZERO, ZILCH, NOTHING which strangely enough is the exact algorithmic equivalent of Aouns chances to be president
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1. The Marshall | April 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
After war’s massacres, Kataeb & PLO met at Saifi yesterday … lookin’ forward to such thin’ between DSG & GMA … I don’t agree with you brother Lebanonjon …
2. hamilkar | April 16th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
The aounist are doing more harm to us the lebanese chrisrtian than our worse enemies ,
and by doing so they are digging their own grave .
And as the proverb says.
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
3. Silvana | April 16th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
LOOOOOOOOL
4. Shadow | April 16th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Some people are saying fi ktir ma2aber bel dahyeh why Mozayik sorry mozaya with 3am kherfen (michel Aoun ) goes there and Dig ???
5. Shadow | April 16th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Some people are saying fi ktir ma2aber bel dahyeh why Mozayik sorry mozaya with 3am kherfen (michel Aoun ) go there and Dig ???
6. Rodge | April 16th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Guys,
You didn’t understand, Aoun was told that his chances of becoming president were burried there, so he just wanted to find them.
Haram, he just found out a piece of paper with one sentence inside that says:
“Player Michel Aoun… GAME OVER”
7. Rodge | April 16th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I will add
The paper says:
“Player Michel Aoun… YOU LOOSE - NO PRESIDENCY GAME OVER”
8. Johnny.B | April 16th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I just have a question.
micho aoun is sayin that the reason for opening the graves is to find out the missing. my question is …. if they found skeletons and bones or whatever they found, how will they know who that person is ?
So guys no matter what reasons he gives, he is a liar, the only thing he is trying to do is to score a point on us.
9. Arze | April 16th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I guess it was a big “OUFFFF” for the new LFers when they found out there was nothing out there ; ) u guys are Quick and PROSSSS !
10. paul | April 16th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
“OUFFFF” ma ahbalo hal 3aoun
11. Rodge | April 16th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Arze,
Yes u’re right we said “OUUFFF” add ma baddak, but in returen ur general is crying and saying “AKKKKKHHHHH - AAAYYYYY” Awhy? because akaaaaallll el general. kharjo
12. libanon | April 16th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Johnny.B,
people can be identified from dental records, DNA, etc., they can know who every single person is. But you are right that aoun is scoring some points on the LF, but at the same time he wants to bring the full story to all the families of the dead, you can’t deny that.
13. Johnny.B | April 16th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Libanon,
beleive me bringing back the memories, tears people appart, and does not releif them.
aoun never changes he’sust like the 1990’s he wanted to remove all militia’s he started with the christians instead of the palestinians and the H.A and amal and mourabioun ect … and now he’s ding the same thing, always acusing christians and traitoring them, why does he not start with them mass graves of syrians or the amal or whatever? why attack only accuse the christians?
have you still not realized that he’s sent from the syrians in the 1990’s and now again? how can people be so blind ?
14. paul | April 16th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Joura nr. 4 in halat…
now we have the best Joura.
15. libanon | April 16th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
“have you still not realized that he’s sent from the syrians in the 1990’s and now again? how can people be so blind ?”
Who appoinrted prime minister, amine gemayel or the syrians?
The syrians put him so he would fight them?
I’m sorry but even LFers wiill find your claims rediculous, it was the lf who was allied to the syrians, and most lfers will tell you it is true and that it was necessary to get rid of aoun because he was closing down their ports. Stop trying to rewrite history. Why do you think aoun got the 80% of christian votes in 2005? Do you think 80% of the christians are blind? And why do more than half of them still support him now? Are his stances any different from the communist party which is hardly 1000 people? The christians like him because he was the only person to stand against the syrians when it counted, they like him more than the others because of his honourable past, which neither you nor N 10452 can change. Do you really think all those people are blind?
By the way,
“beleive me bringing back the memories, tears people appart, and does not releif them”, these people have lost there family members 18 years ago, I think that was more than enough time to get over it, what they want now is to be able to put them in proper graves, and bury the person who killed them in their place.
PS:Aoun was PM in 1980’s
16. Johnny.B | April 16th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Libanon,
1990 bi 3izz l-i7tilel l-soureh who can become a general without their approval … second they promised him the chair if he helped them against the LF, he couldn’t do it so they did give him the chair so he faught them …
second do not talk about 80% of christians voting for him, it was way more less and now that murr and tashnak left him, that leaves him with 5%…
third, habibeh probably u havent lost someone during war, my grandma still faints when she see’s her son’s picture, and he has been gone since 1976 …
so ma3leh i’m not rewriting history, history was already written by the blood of brave men who u consider as traitors and zo3ran …
17. Johnny.B | April 16th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
sorry they didnt give him the chair (first paragraph)
18. jim | April 17th, 2008 at 3:09 am
they gave him something else
19. Mourakib | April 17th, 2008 at 6:53 am
Some wise man said many years ago, the worst enemy of GMA is GMA himself.
For the LFers I would say, just sit on the curb and watch him and do not stand in his way. He will trip on his own.
To GMA followers, I would say you must have applauded him when he was fighting syrians and HA and you were 80% who voted for him. now many are still applauding him while he is sucking up to the Syrians and HA but you are at best 50% of the christians (this is a 10% drop rate per year).
This level of support will keep going south until 2013 when GMA supporters will be GMA himself.
20. Michele | April 17th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Paul, thumb up!!!!
Libanon, elle est ou ta maman ya tante? Passes la moi 1 peu stp! Je vois que t’as bien appris ta lecon de biologie aujourd’hui! Bravo ya Tante!!!!!
Arze, ya Arze, u will never change!!!!! And as Barry White puts it perfectly ” I love u just the way u are!”
21. Shadow | April 17th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Allah ma3ou hakim ,
Sme3tou mberha kif rad hakim 3ala 3am kherfen ( Michel Aoun) lezem yhafrou autostrade men halat la trobles rayeh w bejeh.
Heik mozaiik sorry Mozaya bisir bronzeh houweh w ebbessss
http://www.lebanese-forces.com/details.asp?newsid=8517
22. The Marshall | April 17th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Dear Libanon, I agree with you … but the time is changing … we are responsible … 14 march is righteous now concernin’ the “P” election only … We have all the right to enjoy in the new Lebanon … Leave the past !
23. Jester theFool | April 17th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
He’s a though, lets go back and refight the war, just to see who wins this time around?
Not to mention we all lost back then.
24. kezballah | April 17th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Nice post lebanonjon
I think General was hoping they will find his zennar, he lost it when Murr left him and he can’t pull up his pants for the next election anymore.
25. Elie.F. | April 18th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Guys does anyone know that NABIL N2OOLA is an 2awmi,and that he pays every year around thing 20,000 $ for that hizb? as for the UNDERTAKER (AOUN) i tell u it,s a shame that u r waiting to raise your popularity by raising back the deads,if u want to be a real leader,u should know how to appologize first from the mothers of your own martyrs who u used before to reach the top on their behalf before leaving them to fight alone,and u have to know how to forgive like the BIBLE teaches us.
What were u expecting to find General? dead lebanese soldiers? oh no General,u should be looking for the alives in syria and make the mothers who counted on u in 2005 trust you even more instead of digging for the dead in the wrong place,because instead of blaming ur enemy Geagea for the dead,blame your allies for hiding your brave soldiers in syria?
shame on you,people were expecting more from you you filthy bastard.
26. freedom | April 18th, 2008 at 8:02 am
aoun u loose..game over…
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