SUNG TO THE TUNE OF ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’ by LED ZEPPELIN

Theres a bearded lady who’s sure
All those villages are sold
and Irans buying our country for Hassan
When hassoun gets downtown he knows
That the stores will all close
With a tent he can get what he came for.
Ooh, ooh, and they’re buying a highway for Hassan

They say one third that’s all
That They need to be sure
cause you know that one third can have two meanings.
In an orange tree by the brook
There’s a cuckoobird who sings,
Sometimes all Aoun’s thoughts are misleading.
Ooh, it makes him blunder,
Ooh, it really makes him dumber.

There’s a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my countrymen are crying and leaving.
In the news I have seen
Orange tires burn through the trees,
And the voices of “al mowto li amrika”.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And its whispered that hassoon
If we all sing his evil tune
Their wilayet al faqih is in full season.
And a new day will Aoun
For those few who stand along
And his allies will use him with laughter.

If there’s bullshit in your head now
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just an Otv from the rabiehqueen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
Theres still time to change the Aoun you’re on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it wont go
In case you don’t know,
The orangutans calling you to join him,
Dear Lebanon, can you hear the bomb blow,
And did you know
Your heroes die by the Syrian wing.

And as we march on down the road
Our causes strong within our soul.
There walks the evil we all know
Who fight our right and want to go
Back to the Syrian days of old.
And if you listen very hard
Bachir’s cause will come to you at last.
When Lebanon’s one and one for all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And Irans buying a highway for Hassan