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SAINT AOUN

Posted by Lebanonjon

Aoun you confuse me , would you make up your mind
On your trip to Damascus, would you be so kind

To tell me precisely if you are really De Gaulle
Or a copy and paste of our dearest Saint Paul?

I think you are both and even some more
A general, a saint and now a Syrian whore!

To tell you the truth, you are more like a saint
As everyone knows a winning General , you ain’t

And at seventy three you aren’t a looker
Emile Lahoud was a much better hooker

His bronzage and swimming, he really took care
But you beat him by showing up on a Syrian Air

And far be it for me to even complain
When I saw you get off an old syrian plane

I thought to myself , “oh look! a new Syrian resident”
Thank God the old fart will never live to be president

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Posted by Lebanonjon on 12.03.08 @ 11:36 pm |

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1. gma | December 4th, 2008 at 12:05 am

tab so2al 7ko 3an aoun add ma badkon ma ra7 ijo shari3kon bi nos baytkon bass leh 3am bit 2oulo shi 3a lsano lal zalami howi ma 7aki inno ma32oul il mista2bal yi 2oulo aoun bado min il libnaniyeen inno ino yi3tizro min il souriyi hak 7atto bil monshat inno walaw ma nzeeda hal2ad isa into kinto 3am tisma3o oo akid kinito la2no ma fi ghar aoun li shaghilkon 3a2lkon 2all il zalami inno “badna min il libnaniyi il mawjoudeen bi libnan yalla t7alaf ma3 il souriyi bi haydeek il fatra inno yi3tizro min libnan oo ba3dan min 2oul la souriya ti3tizer hayda li sar lyom kan tikreem lal libnaniyi” ana bifham il mousta2bal yiktbo hak la2ano sha3eb tatari bas into il 2ouwet li kinto 3am tisma3i kilmi kilmi shu kan 3am bi 2oul btiktbo mitil ma kano katbeen il mousta2bal inno michel aoun talab min il libnaniyi il i3tizar min souriyi
2. Tarek | December 4th, 2008 at 12:21 am

Great, original and hilarious as usual
3. Mickel | December 4th, 2008 at 1:51 am

on a Syrian air
4. W | December 4th, 2008 at 2:10 am

this start to be a stand up comedy from LFers shou 3am netda7ak 3laykoun

yalla ba3ed fi shi ma 7otaytou 3an hal zyara
???
da7kouna wlooo!!!:)
5. Jean | December 4th, 2008 at 2:55 am

Jonaz…. Aoun an old fart that will never live to be a president….

Kinepas 100%
6. W | December 4th, 2008 at 3:00 am

who told you that he wants the presidency ???

ma haydeh 3e2detkoun law bado yeha ken rakad like ja3ja3 and jemayil yet7elafo ma3 salafiyeh

sayrin mahdoumin tant lorissse
7. Elie.F. | December 4th, 2008 at 3:11 am

W,
Mazelak hal2ad maz3ouj w masmoum badanak, shoo ba3dak 3am ta3mil hon ya zalame. wala el shabeb ra7 yghayro hal 3ede, wala inta ra7 ti2tini3 minnon
BIT7IB AOUN? 7IB ZIYARTO
ZIMMA A7SAN LA ILNA W LA ILAK.
8. Mickel | December 4th, 2008 at 3:15 am

Who told you he wants the presidency ???
l0000000000l
9. W | December 4th, 2008 at 6:24 am

Elie li 3am ba3mlo hon inno 3am bo2rout de7ek 3a habletkoun

ma tekhteni2 LOL
lek 7otoulkoun ba3ed shi topic about AOun balke byotla3lkoun ajer 3and S3oudiyeh. LOL

Zimma??? lesh shou fik ta3mil badak tsaketneh ???

Mickel tda7ak bas you forgot inno sa7eb tershi7o infront mishel souleiman.(hamo el kirsseh)

Aounophobia
10. Michele | December 4th, 2008 at 6:49 am

OMG, W r u really an idiot or pretending to be one coz dude u are doing a great job at it!!!!

Halla’a khabberné leh hal’ad ma’ahour hein?

Come on guys harram 3aleykon easy on z boy!!!!

shhhhhhshhhhh: He’s an idiot!!!!!!!!
11. W | December 4th, 2008 at 6:53 am

can you explain why??? b4 you say idiot smart ass!!!

fassir w ba3den nakit mesh ta3mil metel el niswen li shakhsiyeta d3ifeh.
bet 3ayit ta tbayin 3an 2ouweh.

or els your the idiot
12. Michele | December 4th, 2008 at 6:58 am

Oooooh W we kamen u have grown up among el niswen li shakhsiyeta d3ifeh?

Tssss tsss tss… Poor baby!

That explains why u are like that!!!!!!

Trust me there’s nothing wrong being an idiot!!!
Wallaw don’t u wanna be like ur role model???
Eh eh , 3affek, i’m talking about ur general!!!

So cheer up boy n wipe ur tears…

Guilli guilli guilli!!!!!!!
13. W | December 4th, 2008 at 7:10 am

ya khayeh explain la tbarhin that im stupid

shou bet 7ess??? LOL

funny ja3ja3ist trying to create ambiance.

do you have an answer if no ur the stupid then that have nothing to say, only silly words m3allamoun men other ja3ja3ist way

guilli guilli LOL man 7aram shouf daghtak rou7 trawa2 hek 3adatan btehbela???

rou7 shrablak kebeyet zet zaytoun byemsheh 7alak
14. Michele | December 4th, 2008 at 7:33 am

Whom u are talking to ya W coz every1 here called u an idiot

Come on calm down!!! Don’t lose it! We don’t want u any harm here; we already have the experience in dealing wz idiots like u, just ask Arze, Ado, Readers, they’ll tell u!!!

Awwwwww! poor baby!
15. W | December 4th, 2008 at 7:44 am

LOL every1 ???like who ma keloun artin nawmeh there is only you who’s replying !!!
ahhh sorry i didnt knew that ja3ja3ist byetnabo

tayib khayeh r you going to explain or badak tdal 3a hal 7aleh le2an ma 3andak jaweb???
16. Michele | December 4th, 2008 at 7:49 am

Here’s one thing!!!

U are an Idiot coz till now u haven’t seen the “e” at the end of my name??!!

And there are only idiots who support Aoun; didn’t the guy himself called u: Shaab el ghashim??!!!

Hein, hein????
17. W | December 4th, 2008 at 8:01 am

ur acting like a child
r you going to reply ???
yes or no???
18. Michele | December 4th, 2008 at 8:05 am

Well I already did but of course u are too idiot to understand

Now tell me sweetie how does it feel like having his a*ss kicked by a girl?

Hope not too painful
19. W | December 4th, 2008 at 8:14 am

(((OMG, W r u really an idiot or pretending to be one coz dude u are doing a great job at it!!!!

Halla’a khabberné leh hal’ad ma’ahour hein?

Come on guys harram 3aleykon easy on z boy!!!!

shhhhhhshhhhh: He’s an idiot!!!!!!!!)))

well does this explain ???is this what your talking about???

ah right im stupid, iam stupid coz im talking to som1 is way stupid that thought IT did an exelent job by calling me stupid

Tisk tisk tisk

Ja3ja3ist
20. ezrA | December 4th, 2008 at 9:10 am

Obviously Lebjohn has no respect for the saints for using them in such a ridiculous poeme next to vulgar words ! i only blame your ignorance
21. gma | December 4th, 2008 at 11:07 am

س: هل في امكاننا اعتبار الاستقبال السوري الحار بمثابة اعتذار سوري، وهل حملك الرئيس الاسد اعتذارا الى الشعب اللبناني عن المرحلة السابقة لنستطيع المضي بهذا العهد الجديد؟
ج: هل اعتذر اللبنانيون الموجودون في بيروت الذين كانوا شركاء مرحلة معينة مع من كانوا مسؤولين في حينه عن الملف اللبناني، هل اعتذروا من اللبنانيين كلبنانيين؟ او ما زلوا مستمرين في ضربنا.
الذي حصل هو تكريم وليس اعتذارًا ويجب ان يبدأ اللبنانيون في بيروت بالاعتذار اولاً لنستطيع إلزام الشام الاعتذار.

tab isa 3arabi ma bta3rfo ti2ro oo tifhamo inno into il 2ouwet li bit 7ibbi tsad2o kizbitkon walaw t3alamo shwayit 3arabi abil ma tbalsho titfalsafo
22. jamil | December 7th, 2008 at 12:00 am

geagea toli3 3a souriya bil lel bi 3izz i7tilela la libnen, sint el 1994 bil barr, baynama aoun fet fawtit malak ba3ed ma 7arrar el ared min el i7tilel, ken a7la iste2bel la za3im bi terikh souriya, sah3biyyan w rasmiyyan, 3al sijjed el a7mar meshe, w a3ad ma7al el ra2is, 7att 3alam libnen wil tayyar bil asser el ri2asse w ken el libnene el wa7id yalle byi7ke bil horriye wil siyede wil isti2lel min el maken yalle keno killoun yfouto 3le za7ef ta yit2amaro 3a iradit sha3boun.3eb 3layna ma na3te hal zalame 7a22o ba3ed kill hal terikh el mousharrif, min hareb el ti7rir, lal insi7ab el soure, la ittife2 el daw7a w 3awdit el 7a22 la s7abo…w bikhtoum ta oul inno michel aoun ma byimshe bil amer el we2i3, HAYDA EL ZALAME BYIKTOUB EL TERIKH…”
23. marmoura13 | December 18th, 2008 at 1:54 am

walla ya gma ma3ak kil l 7a2 bil nesbe elle mish 3emle ghairo lal general shaghelte bc mitel ma b 2oul l matal akhwat ye7ke w 3a2il yesma3.

eih ilna l sharaf yen7at l 3alam l lebnene wein ma kein bass mish sourya l da3wasso l 3alam l lebnen bi iyemoun w da3wasso l lebnenye w geagea 3alan ino ra7 3a syria 1994 ta y3azeih bi ebno la 7afiz l assad bass l general nakar ino ra7 bil 1985 howe wil sayed w kanaan . eih mazbout howeih byosna3 mazbalit l tarikh l ma7alo fya . wa illa mazbalati l tarikh dor ……
24. nora | December 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 am

hahaaaay. men wen betsir tjiboun