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Resistance or Islamic Insistence

Posted by Lebanonjon

I have always wondered how Sayyed Hassan got the exclusive on Resistance.

I mean I know that Kettaneh has Audi and VW, Bassoul W Hneine has BMW, Gharghour has Mercedes, Zoghzoghy has Macdonalds and Fattal has all the rest, but what I can’t understand is how that sneaky Sayyed got his hands on the Exclusive rights to have his Moukawama?

Since when was resisting Israel an exclusively Shiite endeavor? Since when was the word resistance defined in this miserably narrow vantage point?

I have heard way too much about the sisterly relations with Syria and more nauseating discourse about how the Palestinians are our brothers but I have never understood why it is that all Lebanese cannot bear arms to resist Israel?

Here’s my proposal to the Sayyed.

We agree that the Lebanese army is not armed well enough, nor secretive enough, nor able to employ guerrilla tactics as you are able to do with your organization. We also agree that you have performed admirably in fighting Israel, at least when it comes to purely military perspective.

So in light of this, I propose that Hizballah changes its name to the Lebanese Resistance Against Israel. Furthermore I propose that this resistance begin accepting applicants from every Lebanese sect, denomination, sex and persuasion. You can make your entrance testing exhaustive, rigorous and extremely secretive. I propose that the Government give legitimacy to this Resistance based on its pluralistic and non sectarian identity. This Resistance can have a hierarchy and ranking. It can also give retirement and disability insurance. In other words it will look very similar to an institution that already exists. Which leads me to my last proposition.

DISARM YOUR FUCKING ISLAMIC MILITIA AND JOIN THE ARMY YOU FAT BEARDED ASSHOLE!!!

Wa Shukran

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Posted by Lebanonjon on 02.19.08 @ 4:19 pm |

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11 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. LF_France | February 19th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    excellent,

  • 2. Toufic | February 19th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Excellent too!we can’t add something else.Everything is said.Good job
    LF from France

  • 3. paul | February 19th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    if ha will be incorporated into the army,I see a big danger for the Lebanese institutions.That is a reason for israel to start a war against the Lebanese government In the event of an attack on it.

    also the army will lose The religious balance.

  • 4. LF_France | February 19th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    the army is like 50,000. so if 5 abou misheyeh joid in that wont change mush the religous balance.

    Anyway i am against HA joinging the army since thier loyalty is not for lebanon and because the lebanese army is not obliged to add the lossers

  • 5. paul | February 19th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    5 abou misheye?You live for a long time in france.

  • 6. LF_France | February 19th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    Paul,

    not everybody who supports hisbulla is a fighter,

    some say around 2000 HA fighters were fighting in jully war,

    I dont think that HA has more than 5000 fighters,

    It is in thier interest to keen thier number low so as to avoid inflitrations

  • 7. Delta | February 19th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Whats about that fagoot from march 14 asking for the release of fateh il islem is that true ????????????

  • 8. monkey | February 19th, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    Paul said: “That is a reason for israel to start a war against the Lebanese government In the event of an attack on it”

    Thats why there shouldnt be an attack.
    If Lebanon’s got a problem it needs to communicate it via diplomacy, not via jungle violence.

  • 9. Tarek | February 20th, 2008 at 2:04 am

    talking seriously lebanonjon I don’t think that there will be a time when hizbulla will come and say:”welll, ur right, an institution belonging to all of the lebanese should be responsible for defending lebanon”.

    Given this, since hizbulla say the state is weak and we will not give our arms or our state, we should say the same and do the same: FM, LF and psp, each should start making his own armed resistance and security forces and security squares, in addition to their own communication system and ifrastructure. Have their own intelligance and their own relationships with other governments, do our own military operations maybe in israel syria or Iran, cause we see iran as an enemy, at least part of us … I am talking seriously here, every party should follow the steps of HA and then we may negotiate on making a real state in lebanon. If they refuse then, each has his own state they and no need to give it up since lebanese state is weak! We should annnounce this step and say we got this vision from he greatest leader of Lebanon: Hassan Nasralla and we shall walk in his foot steps!!!! If I was one 14M leaders I would have done in long time ago ….

  • 10. mikel | February 20th, 2008 at 3:12 am

    Wow Jon! you had me going there for a while.

    But you proved your point very cleverly.

    Couldn’t agree more.

  • 11. paul | February 20th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Who can distinguish between the HA fighters from all the others over 18 years shi3a?



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