FROM NAHARNET (TRANSLATION BY LEBANONJON IN BOLD)

Aoun: My Visit to Damascus Not Related to Visit of Any Other Official

Aoun: My Visit to Damascus is intended to be the first so that I can kiss Bachars ass before anyone else

Free Patriotic Movement leader MP Michel Aoun on Wednesday stressed that in contrary to “some who were persistent in visiting Damascus for long years”, he did not visit Damascus to target anyone or to discuss tight interests, but “to discuss what is in the interest of the two countries.”

Friendly Prosyrian Movement leader MP Michel Aoun on Wednesday stressed that just like “all who visited Damascus for long years” , he wanted to make up for lost visits and make sure that he was considered the biggest ass kisser Bachar has known since Emile Lahhoud.

FPM leader told OTV that he had been already planning to make his visit, but the “generous invitation” of President Bashar Assad preceded his plans. He added that Wednesday’s visit coincided with the anniversary of his first “historic” visit to Damascus.

FPM leader told OTV that he had been ordered to come to visit but the chance that Hariri would get more media attention than him prompted him to run even earlier to Damascus. Aoun was also proud that he got to kiss Bachars ass exactly one year after “Hysterically” kissing it in person for the first time since the early 80’s.

Aoun added that he went to Damascus in order to demonstrate the events of one full year, and to discuss the external challenges facing both Lebanon and Syria “especially after the latest Israeli threats.”

Aoun added that he went to Damascus in order to demonstrate to all his orange dimwits that he could completely shit on them and all the soldiers who died as well including their families meanwhile making himself a much bigger douchebag to those who figured him out. Of course he needed to discuss “israeli threats” since he has such success in winning wars.

He also said that his visit aimed to express welcoming and relief over the track of inter-Arab reconciliations, “a track parallel to that initiated in Beirut.”

Bla bla bla I am a douchebag senile orange imbecile ” a track parallel to my tongue in your butt-crack oh dearest Bachar”

Answering a question on whether his visit was related to any other visits, Aoun denied the relation between his visit to Damascus and the timing of the visit of any other Lebanese or non-Lebanese official.

Answering a question on whether his visit was related to any other visits, Aoun lied through his teeth about his trying to steal the limelight from Hariri’s visit to Damascus so that his retarded followers can stupidly claim that Aoun is more important because Bachar met him before Hariri.

“PM Saad Hariri’s visit to Syria has become a declared thing, and is being prepared by those directly concerned with the subject,” added Aoun.

“PM Saad Hariri’s visit to Syria has made me so fucking jealous of him and anyone who has more money than me and more power and more hair and more followers that I will make douchebag statements about not caring about Hariri’s visit : making it even more obvious to everyone how hungry for attention I am”

Earlier, Syrian President Bashar Assad saluted “the national role played by Free Patriotic Movement leader Michel Aoun in the Lebanese political scene” after a summit that gathered them at the People’s palace on Wednesday, Syria’s state-run news agency, SANA, reported.

Earlier Syrian President Bachar Assad openly declared “the perfectly satisfactory role his stooge the Ornage douchebag played in helping Syria get back into the Lebanese Political Scene” after a job interview brought Aoun to the Dictators Palace on Wednesday, Syria’s state-run news agency, SANA, reported.

SANA added that Assad “expressed admiration during the meeting for the national role played by General Aoun in the Lebanese political scene which favors the interest of Lebanon before anything else.”

SANA added that Assad “told the dumb caporal that he would be in the same grave as Hariri and the other people he assassinated if Aoun the douchebag didn’t tow the line like a good little agent.

According to the Syrian agency, Assad also hailed Aoun’s “struggle to fortify national unity and his continuous support for establishing good and firm relations between the two brotherly countries.”

According to the Syrian agency, Assad also hailed Aoun’s “struggle to become president and his continuous striving to get to the kirseh no matter of he was 120 years old and Botox stopped working on his sagging old skin”

On his part, Aoun expressed his “deep admiration for the stances of the Syrian president toward Lebanon and his support for all of what the Lebanese agree on, as well as for the Syrian leadership’s keenness on anything that preserves the unity, independence, and sovereignty of Lebanon.”

On his part, Aoun expressed his “deep admiration for the stances of the Syrian president toward fucking Lebanon and his support for all destroyers of what the Lebanese agree on, as well as for the Syrian leadership’s keenness on anything that preserves the domination , subjugation and syrian control of all Lebanon.”

The two leaders also discussed the latest regional and international developments and the importance of coordination among the neighboring countries of the region in order to safeguard the Arab rights.

The two leaders also discussed how Aoun had improved in ass kissing big time since last year and that Bachar actually hadnt wiped his ass since that day a year ago just waiting for this special “historic” day.

After the meeting, the Syrian president hosted lunch in honor of Aoun, the Syrian news agency said.

After the asskissing, the Syrian president hosted a lunch in honor of his new stooge, the Syrian news agency said

LBC TV network reported that the Syrian president had sent a private jet to take Aoun to Damascus, accompanied by former minister Michel Samaha and a delegation from FPM.

LBC TV network reported that the Syrian president felt that everyone should know that Aoun is a syrian stooge since he accepts to ride a Syrian plane and doesnt have one little shred of dignity at all. Michel Samaha was sent on the plane to train Aoun in the most advanced ass kissing techniques developed by Samaha over 35 years.

Aoun returned to Beirut shortly after his trip to Damascus that lasted only a few hours.