PAPA NAJAD, MAMA BACHAR & BABY HASSAN
Posted by LebanonjonLast week in damascus, they stood for the press
Papa Najad,Mama Bachar,& Baby Hassan in a dress
Papa Najad had not changed at all, like his legs were cut in half
While Mama Bachar with her long neck, had been blowing a Girrafe
But Baby Hassan! what a darling , it couldnt be truer
Despite that an hour ago, he’d crawled out of a sewer!
What a family to behold, the sweetest couple and child
And The worlds most perfect cast for “Terrorists Gone Wild!”
Baby Hassan had brought along his little katyusha rattles
Papa mahmoud, in persian said “this is the mother of all battles”
But Mama bachar, the cheating slut, as she smiled for the shot
Hoped that neither figured out what the CIA had bought
You see, recently, Don CIA, has been seducing Mahmouds wife
& Papa najad and Baby Hassan have been worried for their life
Its only a matter of time you see,for the love to hate conversion
Especially when you try to marry off, an Arab to a Persian
Two Lying types with little trust and with treachery as their motto
With parents like that, as baby hassan, I wouldn’t play the lotto
Papa Mahmoud wants a new girlfriend, She really is “The Bomb”
And Mama Bachar, has never liked …to be the single Mom
Baby Hassan, dear baby hassan is now stuck in the middle
While these two Evil Parents, play his future like a Fiddle
And Just like in the search engines; Google chewed up Yahoo
This little hairy terror child, may be fed to Netanyahu
So as this evil charade, goes on and on and on
lets you and I say a prayer for dear old lebanon
Dear God, please take away from Lebanon, this hairy terror holy
And then replace him with the Tits and Ass of Angelina Jolie
AL MOWTOU LI SOUWIYYA
AL MOWTOU LI IWAN
LONG LIVE LEBANON 10452 KM2
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hilarious…hahahaha!
Please leave the humor to people who can deliver humor,
you just sound like a 9 year old fat girl.
I think you touched on one of cartman’s nerves there LJ. The trusty lap dog is always there to serve his master.
yes Jean
But I wonder which master?
Try this multiple choice question
CARTMAN has sand in his vagina after reading Lebanonjon’s post because………
1. He is a Aouny and is learning how to defend Nejad and Bachar just as well as other syrian/iranian asslickers.
2. He is a Zibballah and this poem hits awfully close to home so the best form of defense is attack, hence his barking
3. He is a Syrian, and Syrians are known for their manners and politeness so this is just polite conversation for him
4. He is a 9 year old fat girl, aouny syrian zibballah , and hates himself so he projects his self hatred outward
5. He is looking for abuse on our blog and found some, now he wants more
Ahla w sahla either way Cartman,
Tfaddal 3al Shampoin
Lebanonjon as any other ouweti is following smair geagea blindy… they scream out bachir’s 10452 yet they “forget” that as soon as geagea assumed office he threw away all of samir’s pics in the ouwet offices and hated him… they also forget the rivalry between the 2… they cal others brainwashed but cant see how they themsleves are…how many promises has geagea or gemayel made that they did not keep? how many times they ran their own ppl into a stone wall? keep on following them….bravoo
the funny thing is that they call hezb followers brainwashed, but that they are not..yet hezb provides their people education, healthcare and protection (they do throughout their organization ) and nasrallah delivers every promise made to his people… if one is given all this by a party why shouldnt he follow it?
as for geagea and gemayel what do they deliver? when have they kept their promises? what does this imply about their followers?
I agree it’s the father and mother!
Reminder,
STFU
Yes education how to steal, kill, and hate. Bravo
Yes Nasrallah delivers his promises and its war every time not just on his “educated” followers but also on every Lebanese, and the result is ? Destruction of Lebanon
And yes LF has rivalry and also democracy and lfers whom can say: Geagea u did wrong in this and that. Like this blog for ex.
so reminder to you reminder:” wake up and STFU”
LF can tel geagea he did wrong? hahahhaa… like he gives a shit…. had his tongue up harriri and jumblat’s ass for 5 yrs no one told him that was wrong? until he ran u guys into the wall after the 09 elections? btw speaking of hate…. glass houses my friend…. into mloukel hatred… al lwhat lfers leaders and followers alike do 24/7 is criticize and attack aoun and hez
Reminder
STFU and wake up againnnnnnnn somebody plz slap him
“” had his tongue up harriri and jumblat’s ass for 5 yrs no one told him that was wrong? “”
you make me laugh, we are always welcoming whoever joins us in defending our cause, jumblat, hariri, even if hizballah joins we dont mind, we didnt change anything, we didnt follow anybody, they joined us not vis-versa, and when they change their politics we dont change, we stay and we continue, as for elections or whatsoever we dont give a damn about chairs.
we criticize and attack aoun and hizballah politicaly, we attack the politics the strategies of these people, and what they do ? they say lf did this and that in civil war, and never they are able to reply politic wise on us why ???? because they know we are right and they are wrong,
anyway reminder for you reminder to wake up and STFU
eeh whalla2 dawr Aoun for the next 5 years.
hehhehe men shuf… btw seriously not does anyone have any statistics regarding the sectarian distribution of lebanese expatriates? and lebanese who lsot their nationality but would regain it if the law passes?
also within these confessions any idea on the distribution politically? are they indifferent? anyways i would very much appreciate if anyone has info.. cuz i read on a blog (leftist) that only 35% of expats and lebanese abroad are maronite..(no stats for chrsitians) which i found low
“cuz i read on a blog (leftist) that only 35% of expats and lebanese abroad are maronite..(no stats for chrsitians) which i found lo”
it’s more like 35% are NOT maronite….
Pointless and boring.
hochoz they said maronite not christian.. ana i agree with u.. i thoguth christians amounted to 65%-70% of total…. im checking if anyone has reliable statistics… cuz to be honest i read mine on As’ad AbuKhalil’s blog and a kuwaiti newspaper…
I have some from al-nahar study made in 2001….
Percentage
Maronites 30
Orthodox 6.6
other Catholics 5.1
Armenians 4.6
Shiites 30.4
Sunni 18.3
Druzes 5.3
This only covers immigration between 1992 and 2001 however…. This is what Jumbi wanted to apply for them to retain majority…
See the problem is that the maronite diaspora is an absolute majority abroad with a ratio of 3:1 with other sects (obviously of lebanese)…. This fact is what’s holding the ministry of foreigh affairs from coming up with a proper procedure for expats to vote since it destroys any b.s. fake statistic they might have claiming that christians are a minority….
I have a feeling they’ll be going with jumbi’s suggestion on only accounting for expats of the last 10 years…. Unless our christian mps can unite on one position just like they did with the voting age….
Personnally, I believe 20-30 years and less abroad should be the standard… which is fair for everybody…..
thanks alot hochoz.. i guess that the 1975-1990 numbers include more christians relative to these.. esp maronites… to be honest iif we want to be logical about this the rule should apply to those who left the coutnry after 1975 i.e. due to the civil war… why discriminate against one who left in 75 vs 1 who left in 85…
btw these ppl who lsot their nationality, how do we account where they vote? i mean sure we can ask them where they used to live but doesnt that give the cahnce for politicians to change the diaspora of certain areas? like “coincidentally” most sunnis will say they lived in zahle, or shiites in baabda..get my point? is it possible to create an extra say 18 MPs other than the 128 who would represent these ppl? so all lebs who lsot their passport can vote for 18 (as if it were one caza2) to represent them..nwyays just a thought
btw my soruces were correct..maronites do account for 30-35% only.. they must have been referring to those who left after 91 as well
oh and the norms that apply to who votes for whom in leb dont apply to those abroad…. not the same..meaning not all shiites, yet even less than half would vote for hezb/amal… maybe the same with harriri… as for christians no idea whatseover….. these ppl would be the type who would defientely vote for independants
For christians, it is pretty hard to predict how their voting will turn out, As most of them make their choices at the last second based on a party’s behaviour compared to another. One thing I can tell u is that Aoun lost most of his christian base in Canada ever since the MOU was signed, although they do not necessarily love the lf, they do react though based on principles….
Here’s the link to what used to be Aoun’s major support base in Canada http://www.tayyarcanada.org/
@18Reminder,
Those will be the smart group! Unlike the sheep of Lebanon…
I would be really interested in finding out what the christian political split is like in Australia. I have a pretty good idea (based on friends and family there) that there are significantly more lf supporters than fpm supporters, but no numbers to back that up with.
I know from ppl in Canada Australia France and Brazil that its close to 50-50… and that its last min… but that FPMers are much more than LFers, however there is a growing number of anti-aounist… but these ppl wont necessarily vote LF..if we implement sami gemayel’s idea thye can vote for M14 christians with an emphasis on kataeb..meaning kataeb MPs pass first
Let me guess Reminder,
Those people you know are Aounists ma hek ? loool
N i just said its close to 50-50… so clearly no.dont tell me u think thats its more like 60-40 or 70-30 for the LF? again dont mix between anti-aoun/anti-hezbollah and LF..cuz the former would rather vote for kataeb or M14 independants than LF… dear GOD i hope we apply the nesbiye…just to show the real strength of C&R and the true size of LF… LF expect to get most of the votes of M14 chrisitans.. they ll be surprised
Reminder,
Just to remind you who Canada is leaning towards…Visit Elias Bejjani’s site at:
http://www.10452lccc.com/
and
tayyarcanada.org
If you live in Canada and have some factual evidence I would really like to know. Mr. Bejjani was one of the most ardent followers of FPM and the official site of Tayyar in canada…well visit it yourself. It is self explanatory!!
It would be constructive if you can try to back up your “statements” with factual evidence and links instead of false bravado!!
dude dont give me websites…anyone can build a website..give me relaible statistics… im sayin 50-50 cuz its the most logical..and im sayin overall… canada+brazil+france+australia… lek ntor el intikhabet w men shuf…into bas shatrine bel 7ake
Reminder;
What? No websites? No links? Ok we will send people over to you for reliable and logical explantiions!!
If you could read the information from those sites…THOSE ARE FACTS!!!!
It seems facts for you is what you believe in…Most people call those hallucinations.
Reminder,
The other observer is actually spot on with his canada info,
Just so u know Elias Bejjani, El Zoghbi, and Mahfouz were among the elite that made tayyar what it is today, along with Gebran Tueni (god bless his soul). Any aounie would acknowledge these guys’ achievements and would clearly understand why they would leave Fpm after The Mou was signed and because Gigi Bassil, Alain Aoun and Ghassan Bwi Bwi Buwwa rehbani were given priority over these guys.
Their main problem was fighting for independance which they did. They still stand for the same principles and both of us know they left FPM when Aoun changed his.
As for the Canada part, I could tell u straight that Montreal breathes Ouwet, at a solid 80% of living christian population is breathing Samir Geagea’s ouwet… However, not many of these are involved with the LF office anymore (including me) due to the fact that there was issues during the 2005 period with the Hanna Atiq conflict when the people running office wanted to assume leadership while Hakim was in jail. Although these people were changed or quit, we still have (well I still have) trust issues and would rather be an lf partisan from far…
Temptation, Endurance & Faith
By: Elias Bejjani*
God, Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil
Many people when exposed to hardships and various life’s serious stumbles like ailments, death of a beloved one, accidents, separation, divorce, family problems etc, we hear some of them saying with a self pity tone: “God is putting me into temptation”. This superficial explanation is generally unconscious and a kind of psychological denial and an escape mechanism, or a mere ignorance of the Bible’s teachings.
In his letter of 1/12/18, St. James focuses on this common misinterpretation and explains its biblical concept. He says: “blessed is the man who endures temptation, for when he has been approved, he will receive the crown of life, which the Lord promised to those who love Him. Let no man say when he is tempted, “I am tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted by evil, and He himself tempts no one. But each one is tempted, when he is drawn away by his own lust, and enticed. Then the lust, when it has conceived, bears sin; and the sin, when it is full grown, brings forth death. Don’t be deceived, my beloved brothers. Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights, with whom there can be no variation, nor turning shadow. Of his own will He brought us forth by the word of truth, that we should be a kind of first fruits of His creatures.
Definitely God cannot be tempted by evil, and He Himself does not tempt anyone. In the first chapter of Job, we see that God allowed Satan to tempt Job, but with restrictions. Satan is roaming around on the earth like a lion, seeking people to devour (1 Peter 5:8). Verse 9 tells us to resist him, knowing that other people are also experiencing his attacks. By these passages we can be sure that temptations Satan’s work.
The Scriptures reveals that we all shall face temptations and that Jesus himself, the son of God, yet without sin, was also tempted.
The question is: from where do temptations come?
First of all, they do not come from God, although He does allow them. The Bible tells us that they come from our own minds that have both righteous and evil components with inclination towards sin and luster.
Temptation is deeply entrenched in our thoughts and hearts. It will surface and take control when we are carried away and enticed by our own lust, selfishness, greediness, materialism and detachment from God. It prevails when we allow ourselves to think certain thoughts, to go places we should not go, and to make decisions based on our lusts that lead us into the temptation.
God tempts no one and while allowing the temptation to occur, He, as a loving and caring Father, does not permit any kind of temptation to hit any person unless this person is strong enough to endure and handle it. Meanwhile and also as a Father God leaves for the tempted a way out provided this person holds on to faith and hope. Meanwhile the tempted will not be able to see the light that shows him the path out unless he genuinely repents and believes in God’s mercy and forgiveness.
In his First Letter to the Corinthians (10/13), St. Paul says, “No temptation has taken you except what is common to man. God is faithful, who will not allow you to be tempted above what you are able, but will with the temptation also make the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it”.
Every one of us can fall prey to temptation when he allow love to be out of his heart, soul, deeds and every day unfolding life events.
And because God is love, abandoning love simply means abandoning God Himself.
And because God is the holy light that shows us the road, leads our steps to righteousness and safeguards us from Satan, we go into complete darkness, become blind, stumble and fall in to temptation when we abandon God.
Jesus himself was tempted in the wilderness by Satan (Matthew 4/:1-11). Jesus responded to each of Satan’s temptations with the same answer: “It is written,” followed by Scripture. He used the Word of God to effectively overcome and defeat Satan’s temptations. After three failed efforts, Satan left him with disappointment.
When encountering any kind of temptation we need to resist courageously and ask God to empower us by the Holy Spirit which we can obtain through prayers, righteous deeds, reading and studying the bible and strengthening our faith and belief in God.
There is no other weapon against temptation except the “sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God” (Ephesians 6:17). Colossians 3:2 says, “Set your mind on the things above, not on the things that are on earth.” When your minds are filled with the majesty and holiness of God, the love and compassion of Christ, and the brilliance of both reflected in His perfect Word, we will find that our interest in the lusts of the world diminish and disappear.
But without the Word’s influence on our minds, we are open to anything Satan wants to throw at us. Here, then, is the only means to guard our hearts and minds in order to keep the sources of temptation away from us. Remember the words of Christ to His disciples in the garden on the night of His betrayal: “Keep watching and praying that you may not enter into temptation; the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak” (Matthew 26:41).
No one wishes to commit sins or inflict harm on others and accordingly fall in temptations, yet all of us do slip and stumble from time to time because our flesh is not strong enough to resist.
We place ourselves in unlawful situations, fill our minds and hearts with lustful passions, let ailments of hatred and grudges blind our eyes and harden our hearts, kills our conscience, succumb to inflated egos, let go our selfishness and instincts of violence, pretentiousness and jealousy. All of these weaknesses leads us into temptation and sin.
To resist and immune ourselves against the traps of temptation and in the face of those who are wicked, we need to renew our thinking as He has created us on his image. Not only that, but he has sent his only begotten Son to be tortured, humiliated, persecuted and killed on the Cross to lead us into salvation and eliminate our original sin.
Proverbs 4:14-15 tells us, “Do not enter the path of the wicked, and do not proceed in the way of evil men. Avoid it, do not pass by; Turn away from it and pass on.” We need to avoid the path of the world that leads us into temptation because our flesh is weak.
To stand tall in the face of temptation and defeat Satan and uncover his tricks, we need to take drastic measures in our live. The anti-Satan’s effective two weapons that we must carry all the time, are love and forgiveness.
Because of our weak human nature we are easily carried away by our own lusts. St Matthew (5:29) has some excellent advice for us: “If your right eye makes you stumble, tear it out and throw if from you; for it is better for you to lose one of the parts of your body, than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.” This does not literally mean that we need to remove body parts to be righteous, but Jesus is teaching us that if necessary drastic measures needs to be taken.
O Lord, our Savior, you became flesh and by sacrificing yourself for us You saved us. Redeem us now from eternal damnation, protect us from all temptations, open our eyes and hearts to see your light, make us temples of your holy name, For we are Your people and inheritance. To You, O Christ, to your Father, and to your Holy Spirit, are due glory, honor and power, now and for ever. Amen
*Elias Bejjani
Canadian-Lebanese Human Rights activist, journalist and political commentator
Email phoenicia@hotmail.com
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