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NEW MOVIE : M.A.TRIX 4

Posted by Lebanonjon


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M.A.TRIX 4

15 Years later Keaouno Reeves returns as the One who will save Lebanon from the Agents of Syria. This time he will fight the MATRIX with his very own M.A. TRIX .

You see the Matrix was created by the Syrians who used their influence to subjugate the Lebanese People. But Michel Aoun discovered that the Syrians were really part of the solution to the problem of getting Syria out of Lebanon. So instead of allying with the enemies of Syria, he used his very own M.A. TRIX to trick everyone into believing that the solution to the problem was really the problem to the solution.

In the Movie KEAOUNO REEVES confuses everyone by using M.A. TRIX to attack the MATRIX ,

The plot of this story does not center on the MATRIX anymore but rather on a new enemy called HINNI.

You see HINNI are responsible for all of KEAOUNO’s problems. HINNI wont allow Keaouno to get anything done in parliament where he is disguised as an MP.

HINNI are the ones who didnt want Keaouno to be PRESIDENT OF THE ORIGINAL MATRIX. SO HINNI paid money to have Keaouno stopped.

BUT NEVER FEAR.

KEAOUNO will use MA TRIX of his own to Trick IRAN into being part of the solution and Hizballah into become a peaceful charity.

Watch MA TRIX if you want to be tricked into believing everything you used to believe is really not what you should believe.

THIS MOVIE WILL CONFUSE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND KEAOUNO REEVES WHO HAS NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK HE IS TALKING ABOUT EITHER.

COMING SOON TO AN ELECTION THEATER NEAR YOU


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Posted by Lebanonjon on 10.21.08 @ 11:38 am |

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16 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. Silvana | October 21st, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Loved it… That was just awesome especially the last part :-D

  • 2. Rodge | October 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Nice one too,

    But this is a never ending movie, since the tricks and lies and all the shits Keaouno is doing never end

  • 3. THERESINIA | October 21st, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Do you know the difference between GOD and AOUN???

    God knows He is not Aoun …..

  • 4. Rodge | October 21st, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Theresinia,

    Niiiiiiiiiiiiceeeee One, but unfortunately so true.

  • 5. faylasoof | October 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    I’m no fan of Aoun, much less “Dr.” Geagea, but I have to say that you do yourselves and your political beliefs/ambitions/followers/leaders no favors by posting this inane drivel. It’s a testament to Lebanon’s sorry excuse for a political culture that followers of this leader or that stoop to such intellectually challenged nonsense to “put down” their opponents.

    Grow up and at least pretend that you respect our country and its future by engaging in a more mature discourse.

    Or do what I do, which is bash them ALL for the lying, corrupt, murdering, hypocritical, genocidal maniacs that they are, no exceptions.

    This website/blog/Geagea-shrine is imbecilic. Stop worshipping your leaders and hold them accountable. Do something - anything - to help our country, and stop disrespecting yourselves and your homeland.

  • 6. faylasoof | October 21st, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Dear moderator:

    I DARE you to allow my previous post to be shown.

    Or, you can go ahead and prove you’re a coward.

    Love and kisses,
    faylasoof

  • 7. THERESINIA | October 21st, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    In SIX months time, GOR (General of Rabiyeh) will be taking the place of GOD…

    GOR will claim 70% of the Angels with him …

  • 8. THERESINIA | October 21st, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Let us have a small poll. Choose between 1, 2 or 3:

    1 - he is MAJNUN;

    2 - he is AKHWAT (majnun w nos);

    3 - he is (only) MENTALLY ILL.

  • 9. paul | October 21st, 2008 at 5:51 pm

  • 10. N10452 | October 21st, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Faylasoof,
    You are the imbecile who dont even read our posts before spreading your bull shit here ..

    And i dont need to prove to anyone anything … so khaffif falsafe cause hay2itto 2essem 3ala mousamma ..

  • 11. danny | October 21st, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    Funny all around. Now we know who aouny is pining for…Hinni!!

  • 12. Mickel | October 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 am

    I see Oscars in the future. :D

    l0l Paul. :D

  • 13. Che | October 22nd, 2008 at 4:23 am

    Faylasoof,

    Go fuck yourself in PLAIN English and read the history of the civil war.

    Long Live The Lebanese Forces and DOCTOR Geagea!

    If you demand respect try it yourself first you little fuck instead of belittling people using your smart ass quotes “Dr.”

    Make sure you’re ready to hear nasty responses unless you respect yourself first when this blog gives you freedom to spew venom around here!

    “If you can’t take the heat get the fuck out of the kitchen! ” quote by some fuck.

  • 14. Michele | October 22nd, 2008 at 7:10 am

    Theresina WOW!!!!!! Liked ur sense of humour ;)

    Paul as always, u put a smile on my face whenever i read u!

  • 15. faylasoof | October 22nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Dearest Che,

    Thanks for your eloquent remarks and for firmly reinforcing my point for me. Tell me, is it possible for you and your friends here to read some constructive criticism without flying off the handle like children? Is this what your “Hakim” taught you?

    As for the “venom” I’m spewing, I suggest you re-read my first comment, then my second comment (which was purely meant to manipulate the moderator into getting him/her to allow my first comment through (and I must add, it worked)), then read your response. Who’s spewing venom, and who’s trying to inject reality into this discourse?

    The civil war was over almost 2 decades ago. Get over it. If all of the criminals from those days could be tried for the thieves, murderers and traitors that they are (with NO exceptions), the rest of us could move on and build a better country and future for ourselves.

    Please, please, do me a favor and respond with your mindless cursing and derogatory remarks to further show anyone who reads this just how objective, rational, dignified, intelligent, and patriotic you really are.

    Best wishes,
    faylasoof

  • 16. ja3far | October 22nd, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    Faylasoof … when u stereotype and generalise you are following the same path as those you are criticising …
    be modest
    salam



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