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NEW GUINNESS BOOK WORLD RECORD

Posted by Lebanonjon

AFTER THE LARGEST KIBBE MADE IN EHDEN, LEBANON HAS ONCE AGAIN MADE GUINNESS BOOK PAGES BY RECORDING EVIDENCE OF THE WORLDS BIGGEST ASSHOLE.

MICHEL AOUN AND GEBRAN BASSIL RECENTLY COMBINED AS A SINGLE TEAM TO FORM THE WORLDS BIGGEST ASSHOLE.

BOTH MEN WERE HUMBLE IN VICTORY, GEBRAN SAYING ABOUT HIS FATHER-IN-LAW ” IF ANYONE EVER DOUBTED THAT MICHEL AOUN WAS THE BIGGEST EVER, THEN THIS SHOULD TEACH THEM ALL A LESSON”

AOUN WAS THANKFUL FOR THIS GREAT ACCOLADE AND REMINDED REPORTERS THAT HE COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT HIS HIZBALLAH SUPPORT SAYING ” THIS IS AN ASS-HOLY VICTORY, JUST LIKE 2006. ”

REPRESENTATIVES CLAIMED THAT THE PREVIOUS RECORD OF THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE WAS ALSO A LEBANESE BY THE NAME ‘EMILE LAHHOUD’ BUT THE SIZE EXHIBITTED BY BASSIL/AOUN IS DEFINITELY ONE THAT WILL NOT BE BROKEN SOON , POSSIBLY EVER.

WITNESSES INCLUDED A LARGE PORTION OF THE LEBANESE POPULATION WHO HAVE BEEN WITHOUT A GOVERNMENT WHATSOEVER DUE TO THIS PHENOMENON.

“WHEN THE WORLDS BIGGEST ASSHOLE HAPPENS TO BE A POLITICIAN AS WELL, EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED”: SAID ONE WITNESS.

THE CEREMONY WAS HELD IN RABIEH, WHERE THE NEWLY RECOGNIZED WORLD’S BIGGEST ASSHOLE, AOUN, IS RESIDING.


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Posted by Lebanonjon on 08.31.09 @ 5:49 am | 8 Comments

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  • 1. paul | August 31st, 2009 at 10:38 am

    joubran and micho walk with their shepherd dog down the street. Suddenly micho looks under the dog’s tail.
    jabboura ask: “What are you doing?”
    micho replied: ” halla2tniyi I look to see if the dog has two assholes.”
    jabboura: “Why?”
    micho: “li2annou, people always say, there is again the dog with two arseholes!” :P

  • 2. Lebanonhsh | August 31st, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    dude…you need anger management therapy..take it easy :)

  • 3. Jean | August 31st, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    looollll ahaah

  • 4. Tarek | August 31st, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Rofl! that’s some funny sh*t! lol @ paul’s; nice one!

  • 5. hochoz | August 31st, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Alain Aoun counts as a pimple…

  • 6. Michele | August 31st, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Alain Aoun??!!! lol

    I used to know the guy n his brother danny back in Paris n we used to call them Laurel & hardy (danny was n still is i think very chubby).

    Whenever we had nothing fun to do we used to invite them over to have few laughs at both of them.

    Tfoo malla zaman when Alain Aoun gets to become a MP.

  • 7. Fuziyad | August 31st, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Michele tu faisais des diners de cons avec alain aoun? that’s funny

  • 8. Michele | September 2nd, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Did anyone watch yesterday Nishan hosting Jibran Bassil yesterday on LBC?
    I usually don’t like at all Nishan but yesterday he was quite good; he smoothly n gently kicked Jibran’s a** w ken 3a albo metel el 3assal!

    Way to go Nishan!



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