CHRISTMAS IS UPON UPON US AND WE HAVE ALL THE GOODIES FOR YOU MARCH 8 SUPPORTERS

PUPPETS ‘ R ‘ US
Kids! we know you love puppets and we have the best ones for you. Made from green, yellow and orange felt material lovingly hand sewn in syria, our puppets will give years of enjoyment. Control them just like in real life. Slimy the Salamander is all green and looks just like your favorite brevet dropout leader Sleiman Franjieh. Make him talk and curse the partriarch and copy his voice. Your friends can play with you with Gigi the Orange-utan who can be controled through invisible strings just like Wahhab the Crab and Aoun the Clown. Play with these hand made syrian puppets and feel like you have your own political team. COLLECT THEM ALL!!

MOUNOPOLY

This board game is fashioned after the classic game that generations have loved. But this time its different. Buy properties to connect the Bekaa to the South. Make security squares in Beirut and then take it over as quickly as you can. Buy lands in Batroun and Berbara and then sign a contract at cellular ministry without putting it out for bids. Villas in Rabieh are the most expensive but you can borrow them if you have rich friends. Get paid for assassinations, provide cover for your teammates while they steal and stall elections. MouNopoly is all about controlling the country* through any methods available to you.

*Iranian money provided separately.

YOU DO VOODOO

Give this gift to those who love the dark arts of Magic. The Patriarch Sfeir Voodoo doll looks just like the leader of the christians of the middle east. Stick needles in him and make spells that will curse him. Learn to be like your parents by attacking the patriarch every chance you get. Summon your inner March 8 magic and use this doll to achieve your goals.

TAMIYA REMOTE CONTROL CAR BOMBS

Boys !!! we know you love to be grown ups and be like your Daddy in the SSNP or Hizballah. Why Wait?? With Tamiya’s Remote Control Car bombs you can copy your dads jobs and use these sophisticated car kits to build Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosive Devices (VBIEDS). Use your tools to put these cars together and then load them up with Plastic Explosives and we don’t mean Plastic like a credit card. Use C4, TNT or PET to make these remote control vehicles go BOOM!!. Place them near dolls that look like March 14 leaders or Army commanders and practice being a grownup! We have vintage Mercedes 200S or the SSNP favorite stolen Jeep cherokee. For the distinguishing few we even make the White Mitsubishi pickup the was used on Hariri.

KHADIJEHS SECRET LINGERIE AND MAX MULLAH MENS VESTS

Men we know you want the best for your Lady and Ladies we think your man should look his best before he gets his 72 virgins and leaves you as a widow. Thats why we bring you Khadijehs Secret and Max Mullah. Buy her the finest goat hair Burka, and you buy him the sexy Max Mullah Bomb Vest made of durable canvas. These fashions will never go out of style before you do. Cover you lady from head to toe and even her eyeballs!!!. Ladies let your man know that you dont want him coming back in one piece. These vests were made in the gaza strip with attention to detail. Pull the cord and make a statement. They will never forget you. If she doesn’t blow you, you blow her away!!

XXX M8 SEX TOYS

Hey all you Aouny Men, buy your girlfriends something that you cant provide them with: SATISFACTION
These toys come in 3 Sizes and they will provide many nights of enjoyment for that special someone.

Katyusha Vibrator is long and strong and we have 30,000 in stock
Zelzal Butt plug is guaranteed to stay in no matter how hard you try to get it out
Fajr lal Najr One battery lasts all night!!

ORANGE UMBRELLAS AND RAIN COATS

Do your friends need a cover when things get stormy and complicated. These Orange covers will keep you protected no matter what you do. Good for camping out in squares, running through the streets, and doing all the things that you would need cover for. Great gift ideas for this coming winter !!! Give them to your Yellow friends and see what they can do* with just a little orange cover.

* Tires and Benzene sold separately