LF CONDOLENCES TO MUGHNIYYEH
Posted by LebanonjonDear Imad,
Let me take this moment to remember you as a one of the greatest embarrassments a democratic country like Lebanon could ever have. Not only did you put us at the top of the FBI’s most wanted list, but you kept us there for well over 25 years. How can we ever thank you enough?
Why should we ever stop to remember the peacekeepers who were fried in their beds in 1983? French, American, and Lebanese civilians? Who cares? That pales in comparison with the fact that you invented the Truck Bomb. I saw it just the other day in a book that documents the history of the car bomb. I didn’t know that you were credited with such a advancement of science. The Truck Bomb? You , our very own Imad! .
You make us proud, but that is not all.
You invented the simultaneous style of bombings that Al Qaeda so proudly uses as their signature. How could they do such a thing without giving you credit? They copied you in Kenya, they copied you on 911, they copied you many places but they can never take away your glory.
No Imad, you will live on in our hearts the most successful terrorist, the most efficient bomb maker, the most wanted criminal, the most glorious pasdaran, the most renowned syrian collaborator, the most divine identity changer, the most pious killer, the most admired Palestinian agent, and the most ingenious hide and seek player that Hizballah ever dreamed of.
Yet Imad, we are also heartbroken that you had to die in Syria and not in your beloved hideout of Tehran. There were so many different places you called home, but ever your heart yearned to make bombs and Hijack planes in Lebanon. We know it was the Israeli’s who did it to you. They used your favorite weapon against you. How mean and evil that is to only kill you and your body guard and not martyr other civilians with you. They will never compare to your skill. No Imad, even if it was Bashar himself who ordered your liquidation, we will always implicate the evil zionists. You can count on us.
So long Imad, so long oh resistance mystery and unknown soldier whose existence was denied until a few days ago. Good bye oh martyr whose plastic surgery made you sexier and hairier than ever.
Good bye Mr. Mughniyyeh, and may the Sayyed be with you.
We hope that one day you will look up to us from the wastes of hades, the fires of hell and the bowels of purgatory and smile on us.
Your most avid admirers.
The Lebanese Forces.
RIP
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13 Comments. Add your own...
1. eliane | February 18th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Serioulsy i love ur satire and sarccasim it cracks me up, i love reading what u write .. keep up the good work
2. Tony | February 18th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Let Mr Imad go meet his leader Abbas into Hell , with Houriyat , if available as they promise him !!! Stupid …
3. Johnny.B | February 18th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
nice man
4. proud 2 b lf | February 18th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
but honestly he was really successfull….enno bala manyake…the guy was really brilliant and smart…a real lebanese terrorist mastermind…at least israel and usa feared a lebanese citizen
but i wished he was in the lebanese army…he would have been more effective…bas yalla basita he did his work for his country iran and tahts it 
5. kezballah | February 18th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
You forgot the innocent Lebanese who were killed in his truck bombs like the USA embassy bomb, it is not only the peacekeepers!
He will not live in my heart he will live somewhere else in my body.
6. theCourtFool | February 18th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
see! Now that wasn’t hard.
7. lebvoice | February 20th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
“Good bye oh martyr whose plastic surgery made you sexier and hairier than ever.”
Hilarious… mean… but Hilarious
8. flush | February 22nd, 2008 at 3:15 am
Ohh please i dont say this man did good stuff,but if samir geagea dies, what will people saay about him? dont forget what he has done to manny cristians;)
what a Paradox
9. jamil | February 22nd, 2008 at 11:04 pm
ya chabeb allah yesterkon eza hada men el hezeb areha la ma ydal fi wahad menkon mano mamsouh bel ared ta yssir lahmkon rmed ento massihiyeh ya chabeb ma heik eh mbayan wallaw hahahaha
heik el massih 3alamkon tssebo bel mawta we tetmasskharo 3alayon eh we heik 3alamkon tochtbo el salib we tssofo el jeich 3ala el hitan we te2tlouwon heik 3alamkon to2ssfo el jeich ma3 el sourieh bi 13 techrine we m3alemkon ynem bi souriya lama met bassel ma heik we kamena 3alamkon t2awsso 3ala chabeb ma ma3on sleh we tchelo chab 3omro 19 seneh ma heik
rouho ndabo eza heik el massihiyeh eli el charaf koun terekmeneh
10. jamil | February 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 pm
eh we akid ma 3ndkon el jer2a thoto el post taba3i ma heik
hahahahahahaa
11. N10452 | February 23rd, 2008 at 8:43 am
Wlik chou hal ayr inta wou jame3it el 7ezeb kella … 3refet keef jamil !
ba3ed na2issne cha2fit wa7ad mitlak yihaddidne … rou7 b3atloun yeha mazelak hek wou ta3 inta wi yehoun kelloun ..
Everyone has the right to say whatever he wants, he s a terrorist and he died like he deserved .. and the world is a better place ..
Rou7 za77it
12. jamil | February 25th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
ma t3asseb ya N betbayen adeh enta d3if asslan el hezeb law ba3atelo hal post byedhak leano kam farkouh ma rah y2ado 3acha la chabeb kassaro ras israel bi lbenen bi e3tiraf israel so keep on dreaming ya wahech hahahahaah
bass walla u had the guts to put it merci
13. kamikaze | August 4th, 2008 at 10:29 am
N10452 mazbout we have the right to say whatever we think, so be it!
wleh l-massi7 iza misheh 3al mayy bikoun min warakon
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