Is this what we waited so long to see?
And this is what took five months to agree

A no winner or loser national unity joke
And a country thats for all purposes broke

But this was important and it wasn’t “facile”
Bringing back the midget crook, Gigi Bassil

Ohhh its too bad, he didn’t get the cellular schtick
But that isn’t good news, because we still got the prick

Who the hell are these clowns from both sides of the field?
And what will a national unity government yield?

Some more thieves and connivers and divine turbaned freaks
And a greasy haired representative of saudi sheiks

We got orange mechanics and yellow chadors
We got phalangists, druze nutjobs and marada whores

We got Aoun the geriatric and Geagea to boot
We got Slimi the Slimey who stole all the loot

We got berri to hijack the parliament
So that people from near and far lament

Yes we have a consensual democracy
Or the fruits of an iranian theocracy

Its majority and minority in single party rule
While every new minister is building his pool

They have only a few years to steal all they can
And make ridiculous statements till the shit hits the fan

Thats when israel will bomb us back to twelve hundred and two
And Hassouna will claim victory in a big pile of poo

While thanks to the IMPUNITY GOVERNMENT DECREE
The weapons are protected, as the last tourists flee

Whats left is the citizen with his last ounce of hope
That the coins in his pockets will buy him some rope

So he can hang himself for electing both 14 and 8
And die before march can find a new date




22 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. avi | November 13th, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Even though I don’t promote it but if I were Lebanese ,well if I were educated I would try to immigrate????And no I don’t want to replace anybody by anybody!!!!

  • 2. Reminder | November 13th, 2009 at 1:32 am

    avi nobody asked for your biased opinion… no nationality no opinion when it comes to sensitive internal issues…u dont see us blabing about internal issues relating to israel… like how come Kadima got the most seats yet Netenyahu is PM..just because livini couldn’t form a government with the pig headed extreme right… no? instead worry about ur own problems..

  • 3. Doc1559 | November 13th, 2009 at 2:23 am

    Sorry LJ,

    Avi

    NO we’re not going to immigrate anymore. You mot-herfuc-ker zionists know what time it is.. It is time to wage a new war on Lebanon, ehh ? Well, guess what hater ? We here and not going anywhere, here in Lebaon where you died with you MOUTH open, next time you hide in our homes from HA fighters, make sure ya kha-ra you clean behind you , make sure you bag your blood soiled linen, towels, laundry and whatever you used in our house to treat your wounded soldiers on the battlefield.. Take your weapons as well, we don’t need your left behind M18.. It took my grandfather 2 days to clean after your kha-ra left behind..

    B-uz-z off.. This is the only language you understand..

  • 4. avi | November 13th, 2009 at 8:07 am

    Who said I wanted to wage a war Doc ….why all the hate and insults????

  • 5. Doc1559 | November 13th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    avi

    Ask yourself that. You are the one talking about self righteous and self defense all the time.. Leave us alone and everthing will be Ok. Leave our sky alone and everthing will be okay..

    No hate toward the jews, only toward zionism..

  • 6. Lebanonjon | November 13th, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Avi,

    seriously buzz off. You give an opinion about everything. You have 20 comments per thread. Please have fewer comments and more pertinent ones and you will find that we will be much more appreciative of your input.

    The Lebanese are certainly not against the Jews, but they are against your country’s treatment of the palestinians, meddling in everyone’s business, and generally causing trouble accross the board.

    If this is called Zionism or Mumbo Jumboism, we dont give a flying f@ck , jsut keep it away from us.

  • 7. Mike | November 13th, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Seriously avi, leave us alone. Stop spewing zionist spam on this site. And we’re not going to do the henry kissinger plan of immigrating all the christians from lebanon. Do yourself a favor and drop the faciast anti semetic unjewishlike racism/insanity of zionism already.

  • 8. paul | November 13th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    avi,

    stay here man.your comments are very interesting.what the matter guys collective attack against one person?

    Mike , do you like Martin Luther King?

  • 9. danny | November 13th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    paul,

    wallaw MLK was a zionist!! American neo con conspiritor…zionist pig…
    Avi, if you condense your comments into one post instead of ADHD-ing us…I do like the diversity as well. You even out with your soulmates the HA terrorists and Clueless Orangettes of the “merry men”…

  • 10. avi | November 13th, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    But the thing is you are more than happy to denounce Israel’s conduct to the Palestinians………but not for once do you ask yourselves of the Arab treatment of Israel…..never…..nor the Jews that came from your own Arab countries I mean in 1948 there was no occupation…..and look how we were treated….I mean you want to end the occupation or do you want only to destroy Israel??……Plus nobody can go back to what the middle east was pre Israel….pre even British Palestine (which was Israel-West Bank -Jordan)….What I am saying is, what I want most is Peace but if peace means to end the occupation of lands taken by Israel in a war waged by many Arab nations then I agree!!!…..But if Peace means to destroy Israel,as an Israeli how can you ask me(Mike Nth Doc Lebanonjon Danny) to be silent???Do you really think that once there is peace if one day there is peace you will not see Israelis??,How long are you going to insult us as ‘Zionist’??? When the word zionism means so many different things and that most Israeli youth today do not care for those things…..As for leaving Lebanon alone why not????But then Hezb must stop it’s wars on Israel too ,will this really be the case???Anyways I hope best for the future and you can call me what you want to call me I am staying;just like in 100 years you will still have Israelites down south like you always had!Let’s just hope by then there is Peace!

  • 11. Jo | November 13th, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    avi just buzz off ur not welcome

  • 12. hamilkar | November 14th, 2009 at 12:21 am

    AS a minority in the ME we have more in commun with the israelis than you think guys,
    and i am talking education & way of life …
    tu es le bienvenue AVI.

  • 13. Maximus | November 14th, 2009 at 1:11 am

    AVi
    Your problem since your first visit is that you like to shot in rafale mode. Is this what they learned you during you military service? :)
    I defended your right to participate to this blog as each one of us the first time you were attacked. But:
    לא לשלוח את ההערות שלך על ידי rafale
    שלום

  • 14. Maximus | November 14th, 2009 at 1:12 am

    By the way Avi
    A. Sharon is still in the coma?

  • 15. Mike | November 14th, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Yea, Don’t give me the agressor pretending to be the victim BS. Listen to Maximus for a change; we don’t want BS fired in barrages of comments too. You have the Palestinians jailed in Gaza like children in solitary confinement. Also,10,000 Palestinians(mostly teenagers and young men) in jail. Yet you cry about shalit and make a bigger deal about him then all the arabs killed by the IDF combined. Probe that.

    Hamilcar, if you’re saying we have more in common with them then I can agree on part of that. We do have a bad history of murdering people on religion and opposing politcal groups. Common ground we should really be proud of.

    We also don’t fully reconcile with our lebanese brothers until now and after the civil war. Basically all the bad stuff that they got us into.

  • 16. avi | November 14th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    Mike Gaza is ruled by Hamas that is helped by hezb and Iran and all 3 have decided to destroy Israel;….are those not facts also???Or have you decided Mike to play the victim barrage comments to the fullest ????

  • 17. avi | November 14th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Maximus the answer is yes!!!!Still in coma.

  • 18. avi | November 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    By the way Maximus seems you were not correct on Mougnyieh…………..

    ‘a western diplomat stationed in Damascus, the official received large sums of money to leave the border unsupervised, which allowed for the entrance of Israeli agents.

    Israel has denied any involvement in the Hezbollah operative’s assassination.

    According to the report, which cites the diplomat as a source, the Syrian intelligence opened an investigation after the February 2008 assassination which led them to former head of the customs authority in Syria, Hassan Makhlouf, who holds a rank similar to brigadier-general.

    The investigation focused on suspicions that Makhlouf received around one million dollars in exchange for opening the border crossings with Syria to smugglers for a number of hours at a time without supervising or overseeing activity at the site.

    According to the source, the Israeli Mossad was aware of this, and used it to get to Mughniyeh by infiltrating cells including Israeli agents of Iraqi descent. The agents reportedly carried Iraqi passports, spoke perfect Iraqi Arabic, and officially entered Syria a number of times during hours where only one clerk was stationed at the border.’

    The source is Ynet.

  • 19. avi | November 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Last interesting little thing and I will stop debating today ………….

    Saturday, Nov. 14, Iran’s state Press TV ran verbatim DEBKAfile’s exclusive disclosure on Nov. 12 of an extraordinary secret summit of the intelligence chiefs of four nations in Amman earlier this month. The Iranian medium which broadcasts in English around the clock gave this publication full credit for the exclusive, which ran as follows:

    The crisis over Iran’s nuclear program and possible outbreak of a regional war occasioned an extraordinary secret conclave of the intelligence chiefs of four nations in Amman in the first week of November, DEBKAfile’s military and intelligence sources disclose. Hosted by the chief of Jordan’s General Intelligence Service, Gen. Muhammad Raqed, it was attended by senior officials of the American CIA and Defense Intelligence Agency, Israel’s Mossad chief, Meir Dagan and military intelligence head Brig. Amos Yadlin and Egypt’s intelligence minister, Gen. Omar Suleiman. As soon as the meeting ended, Suleiman set out for Riyadh to brief the head of Saudi general intelligence Prince Moqrin bin Abdul Aziz.

    Our sources add that the unpublicized get-together took place just a few days before Israeli prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu and US president Barack Obama conversed at the White House Monday, Nov. 9. They therefore had its conclusions before them when they talked. Two days later, Netanyahu passed input from the intelligence summit to French president Nicolas Sarkozy when he stopped over in Paris.

    It was the first time Israel had taken part in a secret meeting of Middle East intelligence chiefs whose purpose was to coordinate their steps.

  • 20. Maximus | November 14th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Avi
    Hassan Makhlouf is a Alouite from the family of Assads mother. As a head of customs Authority, he has plenty of occasions to make money. Didn’t he knew about the real identity of the Mossad team? Maybe.
    The real question is how the Mossad identifies Moghnyeh, who had changes his face several times, and how dod they get informed of his agenda. He execution team could have entered the syrian frontier easily. What is not easy, is to identify Moghnyeh, localise his movement and his car and know his exact agenda to put the explosive in his car at the right moment. I don’t yhink the Mossad could have infilitrate all this very secret datas without the help of the Syrian intelligence or the palestinians network who works with Moghnyeh under the supervision of the Syrians.

  • 21. mike | November 14th, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    Mosaad killed mughniyeh by staying in a nearby apartment for 3 weeks monitoring all his movements and timings. They came to syria from their start point of kurdistan in northern iraq. The tip that he was actually there was gotten from Palestinian millitary leaders he was training and giving instructions to when they had meetings. Turned out these guys love money more than their cause. Easily sold him out with syria letting it happen. Israelis were bribing the syrians that it will be easier to get back the golan through the indirect peace negotations if they let it happen.. Syrians as usual; outsmarted. Not to mention, mughniyeh exactly knew who killed hariri.

  • 22. avi | November 15th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    So does that mean Mougniyeh was a danger for the Syrian regime?????It could be Mike but it is funny that you terrorists terrorize each other.



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