PLEASE ENJOY MY VERSION OF “HEY THERE DELILAH” . I STAYED AS TRUE TO THE LYRICS AS POSSIBLE. TO SEE A SHORT VERSION ON YOU TUBE CLICK ON THE LYRICS BELOW

Hey there Hassouna
Hows that rat-hole beneath the city?
Olmerts a thousand miles away
But your bedroom smells so shitty
It smells like poo
Da7iehs sewers can’t hide a rat like you
what will you do?

Hey there Hassouna
Don’t you worry about the resistance
Aoun is there if you get lonely
His ass is just like your mistress
Close your eyes
Gebran Bassils between your thighs
He’s on your side

Oh that rat-hole in da7ieeee
Oh i wish that i was free
Oh that rat-hole in da7ieee
Oh no one can see mee
the mossad cant find mee

Hey there Hassouna
I know hiding is getting hard
But just like mughnieh, died
The other day , you wont get very far
they’ll get you good
they’ll put a bomb beneath your hood
the mossad is good

Hey there Hassouna
You have so much trash to say
About Israel and the Jew
But still they just wont go away
no not at all
the zionist regime wont fall
They traced your call

Oh that rat-hole in da7ieee
Oh it’s smelling like my pee
Oh this rat-hole in da7iee
Oh this rat-hole in da7iee

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But their tomahawks can hit a car
Or a peep hole in your sewer hideaway
Your could just suicide bomb their bus
and fuck our country just because you know
They will blow our infrastructure all away
Hassouna I can promise you
That by the time you take one poo
Lebanon will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there Hassouna
You’ll be like the next real mehdi
Two more years of jihad in our schools
And our nation will be history like you too
You’ll know it’s all because of you
you can do whatever you want to
Hey there Hassouna fuck you too
This tomahawks for you

Oh it’s that rat-hole in da7iee
Oh its smelling like my pee
Oh it’s that rat-hole in da7iee
oh that rat-hole in da7iee




23 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. Kevin | August 26th, 2008 at 6:54 am

    man you must have a lot of time on your hands…maybe you could help yourself, ur family, and lebanon by getting a job and channeling this energy into more useful things..maybe become a song writer

  • 2. Mickel | August 26th, 2008 at 7:00 am

    Awsome as usual.

  • 3. Lebanonjon | August 26th, 2008 at 7:00 am

    I can see that it had the right effect on you Kevin.

    Glad you enjoyed it

  • 4. Michele | August 26th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    Lebanonjon just simply perfect!!!!!!

  • 5. kezballah | August 26th, 2008 at 11:26 am

    LOL lebanonjon, I come back from vacation and I have this very nice post to welcome me, great job :-)

    It was nice to go away from Hassan the rat for few days, but you see his face as soon as you come back to Lebanon.

  • 6. Maher | August 26th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    theres a better version im sure you guys have see t, i think it was posted earlier:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GEjeLXmbzs

  • 7. jean | August 26th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Jonaz… Let us sing it with the guys and post it on the tube :)
    I can only Image the BK singing it :)

  • 8. Kevin | August 26th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    yea man i enjoyed it, y dont u take it further and post it up on youtube playing the guitar and if u cant do that just put the song on without words and sing…then ill enjoy it even more. then after that, finding a job will be easier cause ull b famous

  • 9. Wassim | August 26th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    This is why the lebanese forces are unpopular among us. Haters never PROSPER.
    Good job, keep on destroying yourselves.

  • 10. Kevin | August 26th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    yea Wassim that is a good point. If groups continue to mock each other, be it any group, then things will always remain the same. I enjoy reading this blog because of the different point of view. I hate reading news from one source because all media in Lebanon is biased. But upon reading something like this, I feel disgust for people in Lebanon. In Western countries this never happens and thats why no matter who wins elections, people get behind them and support them remaining united as a country. Take for example Hilary and Obama. There was a bitter feud between them while contesting for the candidacy, however, when it comes to the end, all of the supporters will vote Democrats. Lebanon will remain weak because whoever doesnt vote for the person in power at the moment, will work towards the demise the person in power and towards they themselves taking power.

    I may have made a big deal about this, but this type of behavior amongst Lebanese is digusting, even with something as little as this, a poem written for the pleasure of anyone against Nasrallah. In the end you must realize that Nasrallah is someone who will be around for a while with the support of his people, similar to Geagea and jumblatt and so on.

    The solution isnt to attack the other party but rather to work together and understand that we may have differing points of view, but thats something that can be worked past. But when it comes to mockery, that is something hard to get by. It portrays utter disrespect of the beliefs of other people and its stuff like this that spreads hate. Not only does this further the mockery of other political groups amongst the LF, but also if a HA supporter reads this, they may be inclined to think that this is what the LF preaches. You dont see Geagea saying this stuff. Thats because he is more educated and aware of the consequences of something like this, unlike the author of this poem.

    We must compare our political ways with the ways in the west, then we will know why our politics are messed up.

  • 11. Michele | August 26th, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    Ya Kevin, did u really read what u wrote b4 u click on “Submit”? If not, plz, re-read it n u’ll find out out how absurd is ur comment!!!

    If u don’t really find out why (which is expected usually), re-read it again and again and again and again until u’ll understand why!

    Meanwhile I could only wish u a “Bonne chance!”

  • 12. Fuziyad | August 26th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    I read Kevin post and read it again and again and again and again and didn’t understand anything…but overall I think the intention was good…

  • 13. kezballah | August 26th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Kevin I think I understand the heart of what you want to say, you want unity and to be productive not destructive, but we can not unite behind crazy people, we can not support Hitler just to stay united. Also you have to remember that this blog is to vent our frustration with leaders like Nasrallah who scream and threaten, with leaders like Aoun who swear and mock and threaten, what we are doing is show that these leaders don’t represent all Lebanese, we are Lebanese who think these leaders are disgusting. I think this is something very common in the West also, and they don’t have leaders like Aoun and Nasrallah anymore.

  • 14. Chad | August 26th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

  • 15. Rambo | August 26th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Shitty and poo on the blog and on the right side we have the Resistance cross. Bravo.

  • 16. kezballah | August 26th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Rambo you made a smart observation, you are right we should live at our high standards but why do you think the LF made some terrible things in the war, it is because our enemies were terrible and you can not fight them with roses and rice, look today we have peaceful people like Gibran Tueini. Kassir, etc.. they keep killing them and celebrate the killing and we are supposed to just tell them 3ayb 2il shum 3laykon? On this blog we answer Kezbollah and FPM insults and threats, I think it is not too much to do.

  • 17. Rima | August 27th, 2008 at 12:27 am

    Bravo Kizballah

    Kevin

    Mockery has been used by MAccain also against Obama and Hillary as well…so it is not a bad thing at all…
    As for uniting behind leaders whoever they are…sorry you missed the whole point my friend…Neither Obama nor Clinton are against the USA or supporting Russia or Iran or bought heavy weaponry to fight and intimidate their own people…Just a few months ago, these people you are asking us to respect their beleifs raped the capital and the jabal and threatened every living human in Lebanon….and the list goes on…they dragged us into a fierce war with Isreal and they keep piling up weapons.

    Basically,you are asking us to respect traitors…these should be prosecuted and put in jail…people who follow them are traitors as well or are deceived, indoctrinated and their blood was bought with the Iranian money.
    NO FOR TRAITORS…LEBANON WILL VOMIT THEM SOON…

  • 18. Michele | August 27th, 2008 at 7:19 am

    Ok Kevin, there’s no need anymore to re-read ur comment; the lovely Rima explained it to u… Got it now???!!!

  • 19. nora | August 27th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    (y) amazin

  • 20. Christian | August 27th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    yeah i just had to add something small..dude kevin..i live in the US and trust me man trust me…u do not want to see what goes on…why do you think mccain is head on head with obama now..,.just because he didnt put hilary as vice p. even though she’s telling her people to vote for obama..they wont listen!!! thats how stubborn and “pissed off” they are…there’s a site i want you to visit kevin..its regarding the us elections..see the mockery racism and words you wont believe people would say..then come back to this site and u”d be like WOW this is nothing..

  • 21. Rambo | August 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Kezballah,

    If my enemy is wrong, doesn’t mean I have to be wrong too. Either we rise to our own level or we become like others and then there is no need to resist any more and ask for change.

  • 22. Slimmy | August 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    1) Hezbollah never fought against the Lebanese army. Unlike the LF, PSP and Amal. Talk about patriotism

    2) Not only does Aoun represent the majority of the chrisitains, but also its is Amine Gemayel who represents the christians of 14 Feb, not Geagea. ( Note Metn, Baabda & Zahle have Kataeb not LF.

    3) How do people who call themselves christians follow a criminal of war like Geagea?

    4) “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.” Matthew 5:43. ( for the ignorant amongst you that was a quote taken from the Bible from Matthew 5:43, ya3ne matta khamse tleta w 2arb3in.

    5) It was Aoun who forced 14 Feb to implement the kada2 electoral law, a law that SIGNIFICANTLY increased the christian representation in the parliment. Not any other leader.

    6) The 2000 electoral law that hindered and decreased chrisitan representation in the parliment ws created by none other than Rafik Harriri and Ghazi Kanaan. It was Rafik Harriri who allowed the ILLEGAL purchase of lands in metn jbeil & kesserwan by khalijiye, ( the purchases are illegal due to their large size) . Jumblatt sill prevents chrisitan refugees from returning to their homes in Aley & Chouf, yet despite all that its is still Hezbollah who he is racist and a threat to lebanese and chrisitans. Bravo LF. You have outdone yourselves by once again proving that humans have in fact evoluted from apes.

  • 23. Mickel | August 29th, 2008 at 1:10 am

    Slimmy

    1) Hezbollah fought against other Lebanese

    2) Aoun lost his majority among Christians and it showed it the Metn election. LF and Kataeb are practically one body and work in accordance with each other.

    3) How do people call themselves Christians and insult the Patriarch and attack other Christians and allie themselves to the callers of an islamic state.

    4) Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.” Matthew 5:43. Does that apply to Israel?

    5) Aoun didn’t do anything to strengthen the christians–neither did anyone else.

    6) It’s Aoun who’s allowing Hezbollah to infiltrate the Christian Community.
    And I’m from Kfarmatta in Aley, and everyone has returned and is rebuilding.



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