Hassouna to Micho : You look Aounderful Tonight
Posted by LebanonjonA recent remix of ” You look Wonderful Tonight ” By Eric clapton.
Sung By Sayyed Hassan to Michel Aoun one evening
Its late in the dahieh
Micho’s wondering what words to swear
He uses some more Botox
And combs his three last hairs
And then he asks me
Hassouna do I look alright
And I say yes, you look Aounderful tonight
We hide in the sewer
And all the rats turn to stare
This crazy old psycho walking around with me
And then he asks me,
Is my diaper still white?
And I say yes you look aounderful tonight
You look Aounderful
Because I help Hizb with your lies
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just dont realize
How much I used you
Its time for Aoun to go home now
Al mowtou li amwika I said
He said “skitouu!!”
So I sent him to Bed
And then I tell him
That my turban feels tight
But he says Hassan you looked Aounderful tonight
Oh dear Hassan, you looked Aounderful tonight
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kinda losing ur touch guys..i mean its good but nothing compared to the poem dedicated to ja3far…. but keep it up.. hey..instead of wasting this talent on this blog and riding around with ur mobilette all day, try a career in composing!
like!!!…lebanonjon aktar wa7ad el posts taba3o bi da7ko!:P
To the followers of the CAPORAL :
During 2 years I have tried….so this is to be the last time.
First, please allow me to remind you that I was a staunch supporter of Aoun since a young age when my father used to take me to B3abda in 1989 – 1990 (and later to visit him in Paris).
My father was a friend, and a very powerful ally and supporter of Aoun. Before he died 4 years ago he told me that “his greatest deception in his life” was that he sacrificed 25 years, energy and personal money to someone who finally appeared to be “the greatest liar on earth…and a little opportunistic man”!
Now, let us make summary for the sake of History ….so it is engraved by writing:
When from Paris, he said that: “Lahoud was a traitor, and had to be judged for HIGH Treason” …you believed him…and repeated after him the same thing. Now that he says: “Lahoud was a good president” and that they travel TOGETHER to Syria on Mar Maroun day…you repeat after him the same thing….
When from Paris, he said that :”Michel El Murr was the greatest corrupt on earth and had to die in jail”…you repeated the same thing after him…and suddenly in Rabiyeh, we saw El Murr sitting next to him..and becoming an ally…and you said : “whatever the General does..it must be good”…and “it is good that El Murr is our ally for the coming elections”…and a few years later when El Murr left Aoun (after telling how Aoun was a madman) … then Aoun changed to be against El Murr…you followed and changed…once again…
When from Paris, he said on French official T.V. that the: “Syrians were behind the assassination of Hariri”…you said the same thing….and when he changed and said : “those who assassinated Hariri did it to HARM Syria”…you said what he said…
When from Paris, he repeatedly said :”no one can possess weapons, but the Lebanese Army, and the Hezbollah must be disarmed”…you said the same thing…and now that he says the opposite …you follow…
When from Paris, he said that he was against Feudalism, Nepotism and Corruption, you agreed and said the same thing…but now that he makes all kinds of pressures in favor of his SON-in-law, AND accepts Im-bassil to become millionaire in 4 years time …you have nothing to say (sa7teen 3ala 2albo) …but follow and agree…
When from Paris, he said that: “Jombi is a traitor and a madman”…you said the same thing and kept insulting Jombi…Now that they are friends and allies…Jombi has become close to your heart….and to Syria’s heart…
When from Paris (and Washington), he declared “Syria as THE terror country” …of course you say the same thing…Now that he is an ally to Syria…you will find a thousand and one justifications to say the same song …(please review the complete speeches about Syria during the 15 years in France).
When from Paris, he declared:”Soon I will be going to Lebanon and I will do everything to unify the Christians”…when one month before his return, the special envoy comes back to Paris to deliver the result of his trip to Lebanon as a “highly successful mission…and that all are welcoming the unity..” you are more than happy…but when he is in Lebanon, instead of unity he promotes division, enmity, and hatred…you follow suit…and worst OF ALL… instead of behaving as good Christians you become yourself HATE promoters…
When from Paris, he accused that the assassins of Dany Chamoun were the Syrians…you said the same…but when in Lebanon, he accuses the L.F. you also repeat the same…
When from Paris, he – many times – said :“he will do everything to free the Lebanese prisoners in Syria”….you said the same…and now that he is silent about it…you agree with him…of course…
When from Paris, he said literally: “following a Syrian withdrawal, it is quite conceivable that
the Syrian regime will leave behind many of its instruments of terror and destruction, as well as its paramilitary and intelligence apparatus. Therefore, it is imperative that a Syrian withdrawal be accompanied by a complete disarmament of all armed elements.” …but when he changes his mind …and speech…you follow without even thinking…
When from Paris, he said:”a main problem with the Hezbollah is that it has crossed continents..from Syria to Iran…”…now the speech is entirely different..it is HIM who crossed the continents…and you too follow…
When in Lebanon, he declares (17-03-2006): “Osama Bin Laden is a highly honest, true and transparent man. He belongs to the Islamic ideology and he is VERY DEAR TO ME”…you applaud with both hands…. Without understanding “how he is VERY DEAR TO HIM”…
When in Lebanon, he declares that Moghniyeh is a Lebanese Martyr (someone you always considered as a top terrorist)…you accept …and change your speeches…
When in Lebanon, he talks nicely about another criminal Kontar…and makes with him common delegation to Iran…you find that also normal and acceptable….
Please allow me to stop here…because there are still many more and it makes me very upset as it did to my father….
Please answer the following question (multiple choice):
If Aoun is a madman and very mentally ill person, who can change his believes/values/principles/ideas/opinions… with the wind, you still want – and CAN – follow him because you are:
a)Msatiil (idiots);
b)Brainwashed;
c)Ghanam (sheep);
d)Filled with hate against L.F. and Geagea;
e)Filled with hate against the Batrak;
f)All the above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEo4yF4BwvE
Here’s a gift from Lahhous
Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi expatriates have begun voting ahead of the main polling day for the country’s general election on Sunday. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8551723.stm
send this to nabih a*re..if iraq allows expats to vote why shoudln’t we?
THERESINIA #3, I am sick of Aoun, Geagea, Jumblatt and Berri. We need new leaders, people who did not fight and try to kill each other, but rather, people who understand how to move the country forward and work in the interest of the people and not themselves or their ego. Unfortunately, as long as these warlords are still playing a role in public life, then there is no hope and the country will continue to rot in the same type of garbage that it has for decades now.
Darwish,
Yes, we need NEW leaders!
Yes, we need REAL leaders!
Yes, we need HONEST leaders!
Yes, we need PATRIOT leaders!
yes, we need COMPETENT leaders!
Yes, we need COMMON GOOD leaders!