Electile Dysfunction

Posted by Lebanonjon

OH Aoun you old fart it was bound to happen
As in your old age in diapers you’re crappin’

You lost all control of your anal retention
Like the shit from your mouth that’s of no comprehension

But plague as you are it was quite a sight
To see your 12 hairs were plastered down tight

Being bald isn’t bad when you are seventy four
What’s worse is you’re a sad(assad) and syrian whore

And now you’ve done it , you have Electile Dysfunction
With Gibran I’m Bassile and no moral compunction

Fuck you , you fool, I say with all pride
Fuck you, I say for all who have died.

For Tueni and Hajj, Rene and Pierre
For Maya and Bachir and all who did care

You have nothing to represent a true christian line
Not a drop of morality, not even a sign

Your colors have changed like the wind that would blow
And those who have suffered your madness would know

The chair is your goal and no other task
Would finally unveil your treacherous mask

We’ve seen through your orange and all of the lies
We see from your stance and all your allies

Like the SSNP, Hassoun and the lot
The lebanese version of the syrian plot

To keep us in conflict for the christian migration
The Syranian plan to acquire our nation

I pray to those poor who have yet to discover
Your orange blindfold for a damascene cover

And the yellow rat bastard who you love to hug
Is the lebanese version of a persian rug

Oh christians I beg you unite for the cause
And safegaurd our land from the syrian claws

We promise that we’ll join you. Hand in hand
To insure that our Lebanon is not saudi Land

And to that result, no sunni dominions
We will never accept the palestinians

If we rally together for once in our life
We’ll witness the end of Lebanese strife

Its not about Samir nor Aoun or a politician
Its about the sad state of the christian condition

Don’t you see we’re one blood through our veins how it courses
The christians of Lebanon are the LEBANESE FORCES

Unite for 10452km2

LEBANONJON



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  1. THERESINIA says:

    I have been laughing for hours! Do You know why?

    I read ERECTILE dysfunction!!!!! which definitely applies to the senile and Majnun…

  2. Bashirist for life says:

    Very good and sooo true.

  3. Mickel says:

    2 thumbs up.

  4. chi says:

    from me to fuck you aoun.because of your two stupid war that kill my friends, make me leave my country that i worchip hell is what you well Get ,

    g

  5. ja3far says:

    bhaneekoun . mistawikoun mistawa gma “anal retention”

  6. ja3far says:

    congratulation. u have reached the level of gma “an-al ret-ention ” shou hal mous-ta-wa

  7. Lebanonjon says:

    Every time I need to take a dump , I think of you ja3fairy

    Thanks for the inspiration

  8. Doc1559 says:

    Ja3far

    Chu hal a7mar al 7ilu hayda ya khaye :D smallah 3lek, ktir lebi2lak al a7mar.. achen heke al torr (bull) rad 3lek ..

    lbisslo a7mar deyman khali ydal feti7 timu lol

    ya ja3far madid… ;)

  9. ili says:

    ja3far w pre-med, ayre bi habletkon tnaynetkon!

    Lebanonjon khayye ekht manyouke l poem, Keep up the gr8 work!


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