Electile Dysfunction
Posted by LebanonjonOH Aoun you old fart it was bound to happen
As in your old age in diapers you’re crappin’
You lost all control of your anal retention
Like the shit from your mouth that’s of no comprehension
But plague as you are it was quite a sight
To see your 12 hairs were plastered down tight
Being bald isn’t bad when you are seventy four
What’s worse is you’re a sad(assad) and syrian whore
And now you’ve done it , you have Electile Dysfunction
With Gibran I’m Bassile and no moral compunction
Fuck you , you fool, I say with all pride
Fuck you, I say for all who have died.
For Tueni and Hajj, Rene and Pierre
For Maya and Bachir and all who did care
You have nothing to represent a true christian line
Not a drop of morality, not even a sign
Your colors have changed like the wind that would blow
And those who have suffered your madness would know
The chair is your goal and no other task
Would finally unveil your treacherous mask
We’ve seen through your orange and all of the lies
We see from your stance and all your allies
Like the SSNP, Hassoun and the lot
The lebanese version of the syrian plot
To keep us in conflict for the christian migration
The Syranian plan to acquire our nation
I pray to those poor who have yet to discover
Your orange blindfold for a damascene cover
And the yellow rat bastard who you love to hug
Is the lebanese version of a persian rug
Oh christians I beg you unite for the cause
And safegaurd our land from the syrian claws
We promise that we’ll join you. Hand in hand
To insure that our Lebanon is not saudi Land
And to that result, no sunni dominions
We will never accept the palestinians
If we rally together for once in our life
We’ll witness the end of Lebanese strife
Its not about Samir nor Aoun or a politician
Its about the sad state of the christian condition
Don’t you see we’re one blood through our veins how it courses
The christians of Lebanon are the LEBANESE FORCES
Unite for 10452km2
LEBANONJON
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1. THERESINIA | April 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I have been laughing for hours! Do You know why?
I read ERECTILE dysfunction!!!!! which definitely applies to the senile and Majnun…
2. Bashirist for life | April 5th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Very good and sooo true.
3. Mickel | April 6th, 2009 at 12:34 am
2 thumbs up.
4. WEK | April 6th, 2009 at 5:00 am
Masterful
5. chi | April 6th, 2009 at 6:26 am
from me to fuck you aoun.because of your two stupid war that kill my friends, make me leave my country that i worchip hell is what you well Get ,
g
6. ja3far | April 6th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
bhaneekoun . mistawikoun mistawa gma “anal retention”
7. ja3far | April 6th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
congratulation. u have reached the level of gma “an-al ret-ention ” shou hal mous-ta-wa
8. Lebanonjon | April 7th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Every time I need to take a dump , I think of you ja3fairy
Thanks for the inspiration
9. Doc1559 | April 7th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Ja3far
Chu hal a7mar al 7ilu hayda ya khaye
smallah 3lek, ktir lebi2lak al a7mar.. achen heke al torr (bull) rad 3lek ..
lbisslo a7mar deyman khali ydal feti7 timu lol
ya ja3far madid…
10. ili | April 7th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
ja3far w pre-med, ayre bi habletkon tnaynetkon!
Lebanonjon khayye ekht manyouke l poem, Keep up the gr8 work!
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