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DECLARATION OF IRANDEPENDENCE

Posted by Lebanonjon

IT IS OFFICIAL. HEZBOLLAH HAS DECLARED ITS STATE OF IRANDEPENDENCE. PLEASE FIND THEIR DECLARATION OF THE DIVINE JIHADIST NATION OF SYRAN…. BELOW.

When, in the course of recent events, it becomes necessary for Hezbollah to dissolve the political bonds which have connected their people with their nation, and to assume among the powers of the Wilayet el Fakih, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, with no respect to the opinions of other Lebanese requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Hezbos are created equal, that they are endowed by Ahmadinejad with certain unalienable rights, that among these are shooting army officers, interrogating Lebanese, starting wars, and the pursuit of Syria’s agenda. That to secure these rights, illegal Militias are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the Mullahs in Tehran. That whenever any form of Lebanese government becomes possible to succeed, it is the right of the Hezbos to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new government, laying its foundation on principles of the Fakih and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

We hereby declare the Irandependence of our divine nation of SYRAN.

That this shall be nation that shall always be at war with the evil zionists.

That if the zionist shall be exterminated and amrika be destroyed, the nation of Syran will never relinquish its right to terror

That all who question the divine supreme rights of its hairy mehdi shall be executed

That all those who hope for greater liberty shall be traitors

That all christians shall carry a copy of the toilet paper MOU affixed to their foreheads or else they shall be executed

That the nation of Syran shall always endure despite unarmed army helicopters that attempt to destroy it

Signed by the Founders

HASSAN NASRALLAH

MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD

BASHAR EL ASSAD

MICHEL AOUN

AND GIGI BASSIL


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Posted by Lebanonjon on 08.31.08 @ 3:35 pm | 7 Comments

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  • 1. kezballah | August 31st, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Lebanonjon if you can translate it to Persian with Syrian subtitles then you really have a hit!

    I will modify only the second paragraph like this:

    We hold these lies to be self-evident, that all men are created inferior to A7madiSejjad, that they are endowed by the Murshid 2a3la Khameni2i with unalienable rights to be terrorists, and that among these rights are death, destruction and the pursuit of Smelly Hassan in his rat hole.

    Please make your next project to change Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysbursg speech to promote Iranian slavery.

  • 2. Lebanonjon | August 31st, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    I like your version Kezballah. We should collaborate on some posts )

  • 3. kezballah | August 31st, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    It will be my pleasure :-)

    I think your post is not only funny but also very powerful, Hezbollah have DECLARED very clear their state but what are we doing, we still beg them to please live with us in peace, what is going on ya March 14? Even Samy Jmayel today want all to live together, I will say Samy did you hear Berri the tail of the snake his speech today he said the Muqawama is staying forever so Samy please next time when you say we want to live together at least add that we will not wait for you forever so if you want to live in Iranistan then like Sheikh Bashir said sittiin sineh wou sab3in yom 3laykon go to hell we don’t want to live with you anymore.

  • 4. jerome | August 31st, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    hello ouwet.

  • 5. THERESINIA | August 31st, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    When Hezbollah will believe the time has come to declare IRANISTAN in Lebanon, it won’t happen peacefully!

    The Druzes, in their majority are against this project.
    The Sunnites, in their majority are against this project.
    The Christians, in their majority (including the today’s blinded Aounists) are against this project.
    A Minority of Shiites are also against this project.

    So this means that there will be a CIVIL WAR created, planned and organized by the Hezbollah.

    Should we be afraid? No way! We will become the RESISTANCE (Druzes, Sunnites, Christians AND Shiites) and we will see what happens.

    We must understand that we need to RESIST against IRANISTAN in Lebanon…the same way we RESISTED against the creation of Palestine in Lebanon !!!

  • 6. Rambo | September 3rd, 2008 at 4:07 am

    And the LF and Geagea in the lap of those who financed the war in Lebanon. They even accepted the votes in last election from thsoe who killed Lebanese officers and soldiers in Dinniyeh. The LF is allied with salafist Jihadists. Setrida met them in Fatfat house in the North before last elections. It was on TV.

    So Irandependence is no different than Salafidependence.

    Wake up boys and stop the one side ignorance. Aoun and Geagea made fatale mistakes and should be thrown to the sharks.

    This will not happened because from lebanonjon w jour kiloun feudal followers

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