Aoun the Idiot
Posted by LebanonjonAoun I congratulate you with all of my heart
Your election today resounds like a fart
Echoing in a cave with all of your minions
And after today all the Armenians
Relax oh Napoleaoun, don’t let it go to your head
When half of your voters were Syrians or dead
It is quite apparent, you lost all your edge
Still, on your old back, the Syrians hedge
Holding hands with snoopies and baathies to vote
And some dead Armenians and a Syrian goat
Nor mention Hassouna, the divine mehdi bred
Not even he could have raised up the dead
And yes Just like Jesus, you made us all pray
That God would have mercy and take you away
But it does amuse me and I will not refute
That your new mathematics just cant compute
Tashnak and Murr, make more than your half
And your 70 percent , makes more than that laugh
You walked into a trap , not a clue whats in store
While shooting your mouth off like a 2 dollar whore
A human so vulgar should not live to be president
Yet In Deir el Saleeb, you belong as a resident
So let me sum up the result of this election
You are miles from being the Christian selection
Your majority is eroded like the sand on the beach
And the chair of the presidency is far out of reach
You accepted the government and parliament as well
And instead of Baabda, your going to hell
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1. Down with Bashar | August 6th, 2007 at 6:28 am
PM Saniora government won today, march 8 proved and accepted its legitimacy 100%
2. mikel | August 6th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Amen brother
You really have some tallent.
All the poems that you post are genius and halarious.
3. fad14 | August 6th, 2007 at 7:24 am
At least Aoun knows his size by Now
X Small with a couple of extra syrian padding to fit.
4. John | August 6th, 2007 at 8:19 am
Get a life…
5. Jester | August 6th, 2007 at 8:46 am
now now… every election has winner and losers.
Lets not act like real losers.
6. aounist | August 6th, 2007 at 9:26 am
Mabrouk La Aoun….
Di3ankoun ouwet and Kata2ib….Haram
At least now you know where you stand ….
3eib tihkou law rbihtou chou kintou 3miltou
Law manou el general ktir mhim
ma kan site “ouwet.com” 3indoun gheir hayda el hadyss
Khlisna minkoun w min harakatkoun…
Mnih inou 3oun kan didkoun ta chifna el ouwet wil kata2ib ahbab w ashab w bhibou ba3doun….
Khlisna
7. jhon | August 6th, 2007 at 10:30 am
In life people lose and Win
Unfortunatly You lost
Get over it ….
8. Rodge | August 6th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Great Poem,
it’s an expression of a true heart.
Fad14,
Bro, The problem with Aoun is that he only belives himself and what he’s dreaming of, so he still dreaming of the 70% and nothing could convince him of other things. For that reason, and unfortunately, I don’t think he knows his size by now, because if he does, i think he’ll go and make suicide.
9. fad14 | August 6th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Rodge:
I believe the voters in Metn and Kesserwan should be ready for the next elections, Even at 50% participation its too low, we need more votes if we are going to cancel him out in the next elections,
400 votes is nothing and I think Aoun did his max for this elections and proved he can’t do any more, Most people who voted for him don’t even know the name of the guy, they are voting for Aoun.
10. fad14 | August 6th, 2007 at 11:02 am
We might have lost a parliamentary seat but we all know who will win the next presidential elections
Lets see Jiddo Aoun in the 2013 with the everlasting song:
” Dream On “
11. Rodge | August 6th, 2007 at 11:42 am
Fad,
I don’t think he’ll last till 2013, cause as soon as he sees another person elected as president, he will die in heart attack at once.
12. fad14 | August 6th, 2007 at 11:49 am
or run to syrian embassy, oh i forgot , . Its in Rabieh already. He doesnt need to run.
13. Johnny.B | August 6th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Dear L.F’ers and Kataeb,
we may have lost the chair, but WE WON THE ELECTIONS! Ne7na law min chiyimna enno nda77i bi mabeidi2na, kinna t7alafna ma3 l-murr w ma3 l-souri, ta nirba7 intikhabeit.
Today the metn people spoke for whom they really want. They showed Aoun that he is no longer welcome in the Metn, Kish barra w b3id.
Calculaions:
51% Aoun
49% Gemayel
the 51% is :
40% : tashnak
15% : awmeh
30% : michel l-murr and mjannassin
15% : aouwnieh
the Gemeyel’s 49% :
IS 100% LF AND KATAEB
conclusion at then end of this statistics, aoun is less than 10% in the metn, and we are equal to aoun+awmeh+murr+tashnak majmou3in sawa …
bass ne7na ma khsourna mabeidi2na w dallou rassna marfou3, ne7na ma rbi7na bi sawt L-murr yalli kill 3omro yis7abna min byoutna la2ano w2ifna dod syria, ne7na ma t7eilafna ma3 l-awmeh l-soureh yalli houweeh akbar 3adou lal ra2iy l-7orr w moumassel sourya. aoun mich bass khousser jamei3to aoun khousser karamto w mabeid2o!
Mabrouk L.F, Kataeb!
14. John | August 6th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Johnny B., the guy got more than 39K votes! By your calculations, there are more than 15K Armenians that voted for Aoun?
Try using a calculator next time maybe you’ll get it right.
I’m not gonna comment on the rest…
15. Johnny.B | August 6th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
John,
I didnt count the dead
16. Shlomo | August 6th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Aktar wa7ad mabsout howwi Camille khoury, he has a new monthly salary
FPM lost a huge popularity, and Aoun’s face showed that yesterday, he was so angry. Now he can’t claim that he represents the Christians and mainly the Maronites.
Gemayel gained a huge popularity w but lost a seat. He proved that Aoun counts on his allies to win the elections and not on the FPMers
Michel El Murr’s popularity has declined though he worked hardly his ass out to support the other Micho.
17. GENERAL GO TO HELL | August 6th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
lEBANONJON THAT IS A GREAT POST. BUT HE WON AND WE SHOULD NOT SHOW THEM THAT WE’RE ANNOYED. HE WILL NOT SEE THE PRESIDENCY FOR SURE AND WE ALL NEW THAT HE WON BY CHEATING.
18. joe khoury | August 6th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
alla ya3ti l 3ayfe la kil ahali l maten, 5sousan l 3awniyye yale we2fo ma3 l general mbere7 bil roghm min kil l masari li kenet 3am tendafa3 min l kate2eb w kil mjannasin li nta5abo jmayyel. walla mitl ma 2al l general: “kamil 5ouri ribi7 bi wij ra2is l kate2eb, ra2ees jomhoriyye sebe2, w bi wij kil shi ndafa3″, w ma3 hek ma zabatet ma3ak ya she5 Amin. zamanak 5oles, sar zaman l general… hayda l we2e3 halla2…. jarreb shwai shwai tet2abbalo.
19. FILOV | August 6th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
“انتخابات المتن أنهت اسطورة ميشال عون بالتمثيل الآحادي”انتصرنا ديموقراطياً ورحم الله بيار الجميّل”
إن التحولات التي شهدتها إتجاهات التصويت في منطقة المتن الشمالي تثبت أن الرأي العام يقف إلى جانب مسيرة السيادة والاستقلال
الذين يستحضرون لغة الحرب لا يملكون رؤية للمستقبل وهذا الاستحضار المستمر للحرب وأحداثها ومعانيها هو بمثابة إفلاس سياسي
20. ghassan K | August 6th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Would you please stop criticizing a whole group! PLEAS don’t generalize!!! That creates hatred and could lead to vindictiveness and violence. Stick to criticizing a political party (Tashnak)!!!
Think about the future and plan for it!
Think LEBANON!!!!! A free independent Lebanon who tolerates different groups!
God Bless Lebanon.
21. paul | August 6th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
mabrouk la kamil khoury,wkil min sar bya3rif halla2 min 7oulafe2o lmazboutin,khallouna nittalla3 lalmousta2bal,l2an 2005 70%,2007 about 50% wkil wa7ad 2adir yi7soub…yi7soub.
22. Krazy | August 6th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Remember this was a by-election.
The case in by-election is totally different.
Some advantages were given to Amin Gemayyel (like president, sheykh, …) while the same wasn’t given to Camille Khoury…
This much is enough (there are more than 10 to talk about), let us see your attacks on me
So
Mabrouk Camille Khoury!
Mabrouk FPM!
Mabrouk Free Lebanon!
Mabrouk for the Lebanese!
23. Johnny.B | August 6th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Krazy,
ma3ak 7a2, and we all should say mabrouk to kamille khoury, but does anybody know camille khoury ???? do u think the people who voted for camille khoury voted for him or did they vote for michel aoun and what they called their beleif in voting dod tihmich l-masi7iyyeh ,,,, this elections shows that aktar min 70% min l-awmniyyeh mannon mi2tin3in enno aoun is fighting tihmich l-masi7iyyeh !!!
khalas fpm where the biggest losers in this election and there’s nothing anyone can say against that
mabrouk ya chabeib l-0uwet w l-kataeb … mabrouk la ilna l-maten
mabrouk la ilna libnein 
24. Shadow | August 6th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Shabeb ,
Bisharafkon moush mberha li 2atalou Pierre Gemayel w AWniyeh w houlafa souria w hezeb awmeh htafalou bel intissar.
3am bi shaj3ou 2atel kadet 14 march tayekhdou mahalon .
Ye3neh shu badeh 2oul la 2aheleh matn li sawatou la Aoun yhetou wledon mahal Marhoum pierre .
bel niheyeh Aoun rebeh bi aswat awmiyeh sourieh li byekhdou instructions men shem w bel tashnak li mekhteser tayfeh kemleh .
Bass bheb hanneh shabeb Ouwet wel kataeb w Ahrar w Ketlewiyeh w kel 14 march w arman li sawtoulna 3ala effort li hatou w kel wahad masherak bi hal ma3rakeh ken 3am ye3mol jaribeh bi ha2ou awal shi w bi ha2 rife2ou w bi ha2 sheikh pierre.
25. Rodge | August 6th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
roger,
You disgraced the name really, and i don’t think this is ur real name, since I feel in ur accent some syrian expressions (ja3jou3a l moujrim l hakir), we heard some of that from beyond the border to the North and East.
U’re right in one thing, yes they were Moujannasin Sunnis from Bekaa, and they voted for Gemayel, but their numbers are not more than 600 at the most, while the other Moujannasin who came mostly from Syria are by thousands.
So stop forgering history and future for ur kids and for the next generations. I don’t know if at anytime you will have the guts to tell them that once you committed a crime and voted for Aoun, or you will be ahsamed because you will find out that u’ve contributed to the deterioration of the country while hurting Christians living in.
26. aounisttttt | August 6th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
lech ma2hourin man it is life . 5sorto bi afdal el awda3 lala rebe7. tejarto bi el dam 7aram wloooooo w kamen dafa3to money ktir w l3ebtoua wis5a ma3 el mjanasin tahamtouna fiyoun bass hene 2elkoun w el souar bitbarhin get over it
27. FILOV | August 6th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
they will try to put another camp in sehel al maten… so be ready to defeat our area.
28. SHABAL - MIRAY | August 6th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Free hotdog and sauage and basterma to aouneyer
and halal for the syrian.
From armina to you aouneye and to all who love him.
I have alot of organges that are spoiled and when you pass by I will throw them at you.
29. madona | August 6th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
rje3na a2wa min l awal , wala chi bi2assir fina ne7na ouwet w kata2eb just 1 4 all & all 4 1 , w till the end the lebanese cross & the kata2eb cedar ra7 ydalo 7emyin lebnein … the land of saints …
30. Rodge | August 6th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
FPM and Aounists have proved two things:
1) They can’t organize a demonstartion by themselves, they need Hizbollah to support them, or they will fail (latest example: 23rd of January).
1) They can’t win elections alone, they need Murr, Tashnag, Shiites, SSNP. (Latest proof in Metn yesterday, and in many syndicates over the last 2 years).
And they claim that they represent Christians, and all Lebanese. Isn’t that strange??? Total contradiction between words and facts, but this contradiction is their feature now.
31. John | August 6th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I think Amin Gemayel mentioned today that he got 53% of the Maronite votes… That leaves Aoun with 47%? I think that is more than enough for One Maronite leader against, Amin, Geagea, Nasib Lahoud and the rest….
He lost a lot and that’s very clear, but with 47% he’s still one of one the most liked Maronite leaders among Maronites themselves, if not the most liked.
You guys still have a long way to go…
32. mikel | August 6th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
john
“if not the most liked”
The most liked by min ya albe?
Let’s not count maronite and armenian…
Let’s count christian and muslim.
You won by 418 votes,
Take the 2000 shi’a votes from your numbers, and we have the christian majority,
And Aoun knows it, u can see how mad he was.
I wonder how much xanax they had to give him to get him to relax? *-)
33. Rodge | August 6th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
John,
And who told you that those 47% u mentioned are purely for Aoun. Just to know, Murr has many Maronutes followers, SSNP also, Mkhaiber who has also some weight in the area. So these are 4 not only 1. You should read well both ways ya John.
34. Ali 1559 | August 7th, 2007 at 3:19 am
John
Bravo , you are doing a great job …
35. Ali 1559 | August 7th, 2007 at 3:23 am
P.S: AL TAYYAR AL WATANI is way stronger than your maronite ! Aoun is a patriotic leader not a christian leader guys ! You you’re not getting it? Gotta be mad at the resluts , arent you ? Lebanon won .
36. Shadow | August 7th, 2007 at 8:04 am
Shabeb ,
heda nasser illeheh walla moush illeheh?
37. Johnny.B | August 7th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Ali 1559,
I wish aoun himself would confess that he is a christian leader, like you just did!
38. paul | August 7th, 2007 at 11:18 am
fi chi wadi7 inno l2aoumiye ma3 l2asaf maoujoudin min zamen bilmatn.
halla2 iza 3aoun bimoun 3layoun, khallyoun ysallmo yalle 2atalo cheich bachir ta yit7ekamo,la2announ ma3roufin,wchallyoun yilgho wale2oun l KEMIL lasourya,ba3dein fina nifta7 ma3oun saf7a jdideh,wyalle halla2 baddo y2ille khallioun y7ekmo geagea,11 sine bil7abes la jara2im ma 7ada 2idir ybarhina bitkaffe.
39. Shlomo | August 7th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
if Aoun is patriotic, let him run in Haret Hreik
40. Wa3ed bel Arez | August 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
ali man where do you get the crap that comes out of your mouth . you dont even make sense when you talk . 3oun is not a maronite leader what is he . shiiat? wake up man and stop smoking those funny cigarettes .
i wish for once you think before you crap on .your name is ali and you are a 3ounist ? what are you ? i bet you dont even know yourself.
41. Ali 1559 | August 8th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Wa3ed
loooooool , bala ma ilak min ana a7ssan ma tiz3l :O ????????
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