Hassouna and Aounallah
A touching story of two Apparently Straight Hizballah Supporters who find love underneath their black dresses.
Hollywoods brokeback mountain has inspired the Arabs very own Hablehwood to come up with the middle easts’ answer to the gay cowboy movie.
BURKABAK MOUNTAIN
Filmed in the rolling minefields at the foot of the Golan heights, Director Imad Mughnieh has found a poignant story in the dark lives of two islamists who leave their 8 wives and 38 children to rondezvous in an abandoned tunnel under the shebaa farms. By the light of a lux they cannot resist each other and fall in a pile of rusty hand grenades to consummate their passions. The best scene is where a naked rotund hassouna , after making love, picks up his bomb belt lying on the floor and says ” haydeh te3i, ow te3ak?”.
The romance heats up at the embassy burning of Denmark, where Hassouna hits his lover by mistake with a stone from his slingshot. they seem to deny the chemistry in front of their peers through random displays of violence.
Don’t miss the sure fire Academy award contender, playing in a refugee camp near you!!
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1. Mickel | May 1st, 2008 at 2:55 am
LMFAO!!
Where do you get this stuff from?
2. bashirist for life | May 1st, 2008 at 3:14 am
Yes i agree with Mickel very creative and masterpeice, i love it. But watch out Arze is going to be very pissed off.
3. georges daher | May 1st, 2008 at 7:58 am
lllllllllllollllllll…
4. Rodge | May 1st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I wonder what would the Aounists have to say about the following:
اعلن العماد ميشال عون امس انه يتمنى زيارة سوريا “في اقرب فرصة وان تسمح الظروف بذلك” قائلاً: “ان زيارة سوريا امر مهم لنا وعزيز على قلبنا”.
5. Rodge | May 1st, 2008 at 12:56 pm
in my comment to my #4, I will use the following Lebanese say:
اللي استحوا ماتوا”
as it seems that Michel Aoun has lost every consideration he could still have to the feelings of the Lebanese people, and he no longer cares about hiding his true thoughts or feelings.
6. Michele | May 1st, 2008 at 1:12 pm
HORS SUJET!!!
However, on a previous old post Ali1559 asked me a question that i couldn’t answer being on an otdoor field trip yesterday.
So i’m posting my answer again on that post to make sure that Ali1559 reads it and it was him asking me how come F. El Hajj got killed, him not being part of March 14. So here goes my answer ya 7aboob!
I’m sooooooo glad u mentioned Francois el Hajj as he was one of the most opposed to what was going on with the opposition and this is why he got killed!
He is the uncle of my wife’s cousin who is from Rmeich.
He always told her how disgusted he was from z situation mostly from Michel Sleiman how he led the Nahr el Bared war.
Futhermore on so many occasions and during a family dinner where i was present, he openly expressed his disappointed from Aoun.
So tell me ya 7aboob what u got to answer me now!!!!
See ya Ali when u wanna play wz me at least be prepared!
Sorry I score again and u lose big time!
7. Alo | May 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
What’s happening to the forum!!!!
8. mazen | May 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm
hey losers
y not remind u that those who flames the danish embassy and flamed ashrafieh are not SHI3A they are SUNNA and they are ur alliance supporters … take that into consideration before u share us your silly stories
peace out
9. rami_10452 | May 1st, 2008 at 4:16 pm
maybe yes they were sunna but not all sunna r supporters to Hariri ……….. those who like to throw stones r generally supporters to hammas which is an ally to Iran which is the godfather of hizb el shyatinn………………
10. paul | May 1st, 2008 at 5:55 pm
زيارة سورية هي “أمر مهم لنا وعزيز على قلبنا”, this is the continuation of this movie…
11. LF :D | May 1st, 2008 at 9:45 pm
i wonder when the son of hafiz il asad died who went to syria ?? mish samir geagea oo 3azza bi 2ibno
oo bi wa2ta kinnit il 7areb bi 3izza ma3 il souriyi 
12. Rodge | May 1st, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Is this for real?? Guys read this, so frightning:
كشف رئيس اللقاء الديمقراطي النائب وليد جنبلاط هنا اليوم عن “وثيقة سرية” تتحدث عن مخطط لحزب الله بمراقبة الشخصيات عبر مراقبة مطار رفيق الحريري الدولي. وقال جنبلاط ان وثيقة سرية وصلته تتعلق بمخطط لحزب الله تتضمن اتصالات سرية بين عدد من المناطق وقد وجه في هذا الاطار انذارا الى السلطات الامنية بعدم التعرض لهذه الشبكة. وتحدث جنبلاط عن “وجود باحة على طريق فرعي بين الاوزاعي على المدخل الجنوبي للعاصمة بيروت والمطار تحتوي على مستوعبات احدها وضع حديثا”. ولفت الى ان “دورية امنية قد لاحظت وجود طاقة صغيرة في المستوعب الجديد اشتبهت فيها كون داخلها جسما غريبا يعكس الضوء احيانا نظرا للظلام فاشتبه بأن يكون كاميرا للمراقبة موجهة نحو المدرج الغربي رقم 17 في مطار بيروت الدولي”. وتابع جنبلاط “لقد شوهد بالقرب من هذا المستوعب عناصر باللباس المدني في يد أحدهم كاميرا اخذها من المستوعب”. ولم يكشف جنبلاط عن مصدر الرسالة قائلا “على ما يبدو ان جهات تراقب الشخصيات في هذه الظروف الامنية الحرجة”. وختم قوله “يبدو اننا على طريق عمل امني كبير حيث ان صاروخ سام 7 مثلا يستطيع اسقاط طائرة مدنية” داعيا الى التنبه والحذر علما بأن المدرج رقم 17 هو المدرج المخصص لهبوط الطائرات التي تقل الشخصيات المهمة.
13. paul | May 2nd, 2008 at 9:45 am
LF
ra7 3azza wheida chi insene,ma ra7 yish7ad ra2aseh
14. Tarek | May 2nd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Lebanonjon is on FIIIIRRRREEEEEE
15. LF :D | May 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
ma 7adda bi rou7 bi 3azzi 3adouwo is kan 3adouwo
li 3am yi2tillak ahlak wladak oo manno si2lan 3annak isa bit 3eesh aw bit mout 
hayda bi seer ismo habal
16. LF :D | May 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
isa into bti3tibro souriya 3adowitkon keef feekon tkouno ma3a insaniyeen oo hinni they think of us that we are less then shit. koun manti2i bi jawabak mish hak ti7ki ta ti7ki:)
dakheelak ma t2ool inno ni7na il lf a3da2 ma3 il nizam il souri mish ma3 il sha3eb il sourii:D
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