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ROMEO-ALLAH and JULIE-AOUNETTE

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THE STORY OF ROMEOALLAH AND JULIEAOUNETTE

There once was a man named RomeoALLAH
He was so round in the middle
That you must say “smallah!”

He wore a black dress and a black beard
And he hid in a rat hole
from all that he feared

Though he claimed that he hid from nothing at all
but when you looked for his rat hole
to another he’d crawl

Occasionally though he’d scream and he’d shout
but even today
he still won’t come out!

But this tale that I tell, so we don’t forget
is about his sweetheart
Miss JulieAOUNette

Oh what a darling, and sexy like a queen!
though if you piss her off
She might make a scene!

Unlike the romances where the man plays his role
JulieAOUNette serenades
While her man’s in the hole

“Oh RomeoALLAH habibi”, she sings to her mate
and she might wear a Burka
before its too late

” My love” she says “you must always resist”
thats the least you can do
“I really insist”

JulieAOUNette was in love, and she really did care
but if only RomeoALLAH
Would give her the chair

But RomeoALLAH: the divine : the hairy : and round
hid in hole
and did not make a sound

Yet JulieAOUNette would scream to her masses
“I love RomeoALLAH” !!!
while they listened like asses

Some would believe that she hadn’t a clue
yet she kept singing the song
Like a cow that would MoU :)

And even today she hopes she will keep
The hairy RomeoALLAh
and all of her Sheep

So don’t ever forget the love is DIVINE
Between an aging old queen
and a Dirty fat Swine

LEBANONJON 2008


Filed under: Humor
Posted by Lebanonjon on 08.12.08 @ 2:34 pm | 27 Comments

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  • 1. Arze | August 12th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Let us Pray for Aoun and Nasrallah to stay alive for the coming years , so that Lebanonjhon doesnt run out of topics

    ; )

  • 2. Lebanonjon | August 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    hayete Arze, you are jealous???

    maybe I should make a poem for you….I have the first line of the poem already

    Oh Arze my dearest aouny raytik til7assi teezi
    Just like your master , he makes it look easy

  • 3. Mountain | August 12th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    nicey … bass lebanonjon … ktachaf ena 3emle botox awlak ??? … hi delta i’m madona …

  • 4. Rima | August 12th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Good post Lebanonjhon
    There is an old adage that describes this relationship: Doukhoul el hamam mich mittel toulou3ou…
    I mean in his quest for hegemony over 14th March and his deep jealousy of Hariris…Aoun kicked and punched the coalation of anti-syrians…thinking that il est le roi..je suis L’Etat! and everyone else should follow him …but he found himself under the abayya of Nasrallah no more than a follower and he is not anymore el hakem bi amro…I think we should not attack him anymore because he is just a slave and even if he thinks of braeking up with nasralsatan he will have to pay back his life…all this Iranian money invested on his tayyar mich ala baleich…
    from now on we should call the aounis not orangists but JAMAEIT EL ABBAYA ABBAYA

  • 5. Michele | August 12th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Ahlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan bi Arze!!!!!!!

    Lebanonjon i like both ur poem abt Hassan n Aoun n i adoooooooooooooored z 1 u made for Arze!

    I’m sure hal Arze el za3ra enjoyed it as well!

    As for ur poem i do really hope they’ll both have the same fate as Romeo n Juliette we ye7ello 3an t**na! ;)

  • 6. Rima | August 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Lebanonjhon

    Sorry to interfere between you and Arze..bass maaleich tariya…you have been so harsh on her…

    Good night guys

  • 7. Michele | August 12th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Rima, obviously u don’t know Arze yet!!!

    She was away for some time!

    Stallion, Ado, Lebnene next to Arze are amateurs!

    Well Arze is z PRIMA DONNA of the oranges!

    U’ll see! :)

  • 8. kezballah | August 12th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Lebanonjon LOL :-D

    Michele the only way bi 7ello 3anna is if Romeo bi fekk ra2bto from the ladder when he is serenading Juliete in the window :)

    It can happen because the ladder is cheap quality because they are not paid by Hariri!

  • 9. Michele | August 12th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Héhé hé! But Kezaballah what i meant i hope they’ll both have z same fate of Romeo n Juliet when they both committed suicide.

  • 10. beirutilibnani | August 12th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Walak yislamly Rabbak ya Lebanonjon. Allah y2awiik.

  • 11. Tarek | August 12th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    loool, Nice poem Lebanonjon, as good as always :D

  • 12. g_cedar | August 12th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    I wonder what a poem about hakim and hariri would look like? Any julie-AOUNettes takers? :-)

  • 13. lebanonhsh | August 12th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    lollllllllllll
    very funny…
    you are writing poems now….go and do some real work before the election ahsan ma tsir metel lziz yalle dal yghane kel lsayf….go and do something otherwise you will hallucinate after elections

  • 14. Ado | August 12th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Hahahaaaaaa you ouwwet are such cowards,you deleted my poem about Hariri/Strida/Samir….you don t respect the freedom of speach,you are just ouwwet…..

  • 15. N10452 | August 12th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Maybe i should keep them to show how stupid u looked by posting them …

    Its becoming a trend lately, people daring and threatening ..

    Too bad this is still an LF blog where u can feel free to critisize Hakim but such low talks are not allowed.

    As for LJ’s posts, i am not responsible for them.

  • 16. paul | August 12th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Ado

    Lebanonjhn,ma 7ike la 3an banet aoun,wala 3an madame Nasrallah.

  • 17. Mickel | August 12th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    great work as usual LJ :)

    keep’em coming.

  • 18. Stallion | August 13th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    hey n
    what do u call the talks done by low ewatjiyyi in here? good talks?
    makshoofeen min zamen 3a 7a2ee2etkon ya jame3et fer2et ja3ja3 w ammouna.

  • 19. Doc 1559 | August 13th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    To Stallion, Ado

    Why do you even waste your valuable time on this little cat ( lebanonjon) ? I learned not to read his words long time ago. I only read it when i am in need of jokes. Sadly , I dont know how to come out with jokes but with the help of lebanonjon ou ouwet.com I was able to become elie ayoub. I just read his posts and report the jokes .

    Lets keep him in our prayers , 7aram 3m bi 3nneh chi 2issmo MOOD DISORDER, yom bado resist the resistance w youm bado ya3mol jubran khalik jubran.

    Lebanonjon , YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT BURNED BABY , NOW go write us how painfull it was loooooooool,

  • 20. Doc 1559 | August 13th, 2008 at 2:43 am

    Stallion

    Who cares what they say ? Talk is cheap …

    If laws are their enemies, they will be enemies to laws. You will never ever ever ever ever satisfy them. Brotherly advice, move on and put them behind your back.

  • 21. Rima | August 13th, 2008 at 2:55 am

    look who is talking about laws?

  • 22. kezballah | August 13th, 2008 at 6:08 am

    Good one Rima! :-)

    Look how they talk to each other to give ma3nawiyet, why they torture themselves to stay on this blog?

    Iza ni7na makshoufin 3a 7a2i2etna why you spend time writing hundred long comments every day? Move on ya 3ammi and put us behind your back 7ej trabb7ouna jmileh ;-)

    If you don’t care what we say go to the Manar website isn’t it better? leish mlazz2in bi … fina :-) I think the 3Aounis are like the bugs they hate the light but they always flying around the lamp they can not help it :-)

  • 23. N10452 | August 13th, 2008 at 6:14 am

    Stallion,
    Khaffif 7ake bala ta3me ..

  • 24. Rima | August 13th, 2008 at 6:23 am

    Ironically, il isstez prohibits deputies from mentionning HA in their speech and has a list of mamnouaat…towards totalitarism…However i Know el Istez is not infatuated with HA but ma fi bi iidoo chii…
    Anyway, I respect el husseini for resigning from the parliament…what a difference between ISStez and Husseini….did you read his speech? it is excellent

  • 25. Michele | August 13th, 2008 at 7:24 am

    Hey Oranges n Ali, if u have anything stupid to say why don’t u post it on z Orange site or Al Manar, at least there u’d know u won’t be considered idiots as u’ll be within ur environment.

    Don’t get me wrong, i personally luv having u oguys on this site, although it breaks my heart sometimes to see how z IQ level of some of u went so down.

  • 26. taaaaaj | August 13th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    Always Nice to See some PifPaf being Used!
    Good Job LJ

  • 27. Christian | August 15th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    haha this is really something..



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