ROMEO-ALLAH and JULIE-AOUNETTE
Posted by LebanonjonTHE STORY OF ROMEOALLAH AND JULIEAOUNETTE
There once was a man named RomeoALLAH
He was so round in the middle
That you must say “smallah!”
He wore a black dress and a black beard
And he hid in a rat hole
from all that he feared
Though he claimed that he hid from nothing at all
but when you looked for his rat hole
to another he’d crawl
Occasionally though he’d scream and he’d shout
but even today
he still won’t come out!
But this tale that I tell, so we don’t forget
is about his sweetheart
Miss JulieAOUNette
Oh what a darling, and sexy like a queen!
though if you piss her off
She might make a scene!
Unlike the romances where the man plays his role
JulieAOUNette serenades
While her man’s in the hole
“Oh RomeoALLAH habibi”, she sings to her mate
and she might wear a Burka
before its too late
” My love” she says “you must always resist”
thats the least you can do
“I really insist”
JulieAOUNette was in love, and she really did care
but if only RomeoALLAH
Would give her the chair
But RomeoALLAH: the divine : the hairy : and round
hid in hole
and did not make a sound
Yet JulieAOUNette would scream to her masses
“I love RomeoALLAH” !!!
while they listened like asses
Some would believe that she hadn’t a clue
yet she kept singing the song
Like a cow that would MoU 
And even today she hopes she will keep
The hairy RomeoALLAh
and all of her Sheep
So don’t ever forget the love is DIVINE
Between an aging old queen
and a Dirty fat Swine
LEBANONJON 2008
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Let us Pray for Aoun and Nasrallah to stay alive for the coming years , so that Lebanonjhon doesnt run out of topics
; )
hayete Arze, you are jealous???
maybe I should make a poem for you….I have the first line of the poem already
Oh Arze my dearest aouny raytik til7assi teezi
Just like your master , he makes it look easy
nicey … bass lebanonjon … ktachaf ena 3emle botox awlak ??? … hi delta i’m madona …
Good post Lebanonjhon
There is an old adage that describes this relationship: Doukhoul el hamam mich mittel toulou3ou…
I mean in his quest for hegemony over 14th March and his deep jealousy of Hariris…Aoun kicked and punched the coalation of anti-syrians…thinking that il est le roi..je suis L’Etat! and everyone else should follow him …but he found himself under the abayya of Nasrallah no more than a follower and he is not anymore el hakem bi amro…I think we should not attack him anymore because he is just a slave and even if he thinks of braeking up with nasralsatan he will have to pay back his life…all this Iranian money invested on his tayyar mich ala baleich…
from now on we should call the aounis not orangists but JAMAEIT EL ABBAYA ABBAYA
Ahlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan bi Arze!!!!!!!
Lebanonjon i like both ur poem abt Hassan n Aoun n i adoooooooooooooored z 1 u made for Arze!
I’m sure hal Arze el za3ra enjoyed it as well!
As for ur poem i do really hope they’ll both have the same fate as Romeo n Juliette we ye7ello 3an t**na!
Lebanonjhon
Sorry to interfere between you and Arze..bass maaleich tariya…you have been so harsh on her…
Good night guys
Rima, obviously u don’t know Arze yet!!!
She was away for some time!
Stallion, Ado, Lebnene next to Arze are amateurs!
Well Arze is z PRIMA DONNA of the oranges!
U’ll see!
Lebanonjon LOL
Michele the only way bi 7ello 3anna is if Romeo bi fekk ra2bto from the ladder when he is serenading Juliete in the window
It can happen because the ladder is cheap quality because they are not paid by Hariri!
Héhé hé! But Kezaballah what i meant i hope they’ll both have z same fate of Romeo n Juliet when they both committed suicide.
Walak yislamly Rabbak ya Lebanonjon. Allah y2awiik.
loool, Nice poem Lebanonjon, as good as always
I wonder what a poem about hakim and hariri would look like? Any julie-AOUNettes takers?
lollllllllllll
very funny…
you are writing poems now….go and do some real work before the election ahsan ma tsir metel lziz yalle dal yghane kel lsayf….go and do something otherwise you will hallucinate after elections
Hahahaaaaaa you ouwwet are such cowards,you deleted my poem about Hariri/Strida/Samir….you don t respect the freedom of speach,you are just ouwwet…..
Maybe i should keep them to show how stupid u looked by posting them …
Its becoming a trend lately, people daring and threatening ..
Too bad this is still an LF blog where u can feel free to critisize Hakim but such low talks are not allowed.
As for LJ’s posts, i am not responsible for them.
Ado
Lebanonjhn,ma 7ike la 3an banet aoun,wala 3an madame Nasrallah.
great work as usual LJ
keep’em coming.
hey n
what do u call the talks done by low ewatjiyyi in here? good talks?
makshoofeen min zamen 3a 7a2ee2etkon ya jame3et fer2et ja3ja3 w ammouna.
To Stallion, Ado
Why do you even waste your valuable time on this little cat ( lebanonjon) ? I learned not to read his words long time ago. I only read it when i am in need of jokes. Sadly , I dont know how to come out with jokes but with the help of lebanonjon ou ouwet.com I was able to become elie ayoub. I just read his posts and report the jokes .
Lets keep him in our prayers , 7aram 3m bi 3nneh chi 2issmo MOOD DISORDER, yom bado resist the resistance w youm bado ya3mol jubran khalik jubran.
Lebanonjon , YOU ARE THE ONE WHO GOT BURNED BABY , NOW go write us how painfull it was loooooooool,
Stallion
Who cares what they say ? Talk is cheap …
If laws are their enemies, they will be enemies to laws. You will never ever ever ever ever satisfy them. Brotherly advice, move on and put them behind your back.
look who is talking about laws?
Good one Rima!
Look how they talk to each other to give ma3nawiyet, why they torture themselves to stay on this blog?
Iza ni7na makshoufin 3a 7a2i2etna why you spend time writing hundred long comments every day? Move on ya 3ammi and put us behind your back 7ej trabb7ouna jmileh
If you don’t care what we say go to the Manar website isn’t it better? leish mlazz2in bi … fina
I think the 3Aounis are like the bugs they hate the light but they always flying around the lamp they can not help it 
Stallion,
Khaffif 7ake bala ta3me ..
Ironically, il isstez prohibits deputies from mentionning HA in their speech and has a list of mamnouaat…towards totalitarism…However i Know el Istez is not infatuated with HA but ma fi bi iidoo chii…
Anyway, I respect el husseini for resigning from the parliament…what a difference between ISStez and Husseini….did you read his speech? it is excellent
Hey Oranges n Ali, if u have anything stupid to say why don’t u post it on z Orange site or Al Manar, at least there u’d know u won’t be considered idiots as u’ll be within ur environment.
Don’t get me wrong, i personally luv having u oguys on this site, although it breaks my heart sometimes to see how z IQ level of some of u went so down.
Always Nice to See some PifPaf being Used!
Good Job LJ
haha this is really something..