Offend the Effendis
Posted by LebanonjonDear Aoun would you help me explain to my friends
How you squeeze all the oranges to suit your own ends?
I often wonder if your followers are really that dumb
But then I read all their comments and my answer has come
On this blog alone we’ve gathered with pride
90% of your fanclub worldwide
So certain they are, in their political selections
That they insure 70% of the “Orange Retard Elections”
Which I’m sure that they will, with the greatest amount
Since it was the General himself who taught them to count
He combined the theory of hassounas missile counting critique
Coupled with a synopsis of the assad election technique
But enough with their percentages; I don’t want an interruption
Of their honorable and honest fight against corruption
They are looking to find all the mass graves of the missing
By the method of spreading Hassans buttcheeks and kissing
This strategy evolved from a proven and true
Result of the signing the wonderful MoU
Oh what an aounderstanding! Its amazing and fair!!
That was before they realized that his buttcheeks had hair
Yet the shit that was stuck was no cause to laugh
So they immediately allied with Elias Skaff
And just like a cat that licks its own fur
They figured why not? with Michel el Murr
And why stop now while they were on a roll
Since Franjieh’s lips were at the same hole
Nor did they forget irslen, qandil or wahhab
And Berri of course, though his tongue had a scab
In any event, what I want to know
Is how you got all your retards in tow?
The orange effendis who clap without thinking
Without even a clue that their ship is now sinking
Unfortunately for them there is no one to correct’em
And the line is quite long at the syrian rectum
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1. Rodge | April 27th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Amazing as usual lebanonjon,
God bless you and your great words, you are right in every single word.
2. jean | April 27th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Jonaz bro no one could have said it better…. Aounimal lackes a serious aounderstanding of the change happenining within the Christian community…. Who could imagine, Qandil and wahab in Rabiyeh… Puhhh
3. ali | April 27th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
i have a serious question I hope you can answer: What is the age range of those that contribute to this weblog? I don’t mean this facetiously, I just would like to get an idea (are those that run this blog college students? beyond that?). I am not fortunate enough to be living in Lebanon, and in trying to guage attitudes from the outside, it helps to know. Thank you in advance.
4. ali | April 27th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
ps, to be clear, I mean those who post. not those who simply leave comments.
5. Mar Yuhanna Maroun | April 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Lebanonjon,
The problem it’s Aoun! The problem is our leaders! Who? Amin Gemayel and his wife? Geagea and his wife? If our cadre is thise than you can imagine the rest…We have a patriarc who is blablabla! no guts let me tell you. Franjieh the dog tell whatever he likes and nobody answer from Bkerke! Bexhara el Rai criticize Aoun and then run to Rabieh! This is a real joke! Look Abi Nasr? he isnow Aoune’. So all of them to hell! no cristian leaders anymore wih guts….
Please tell me differently, if you can.
6. Anti- Klux klux klan | April 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
The ouwet first lashed out at the General Aoun when he challenged the sectarian / civil war status quo in in 1989. Sectarianism in the segregation of people by religion. It’s having a christian complex that makes you want to separate from all muslim, a sunnite complex of superiority against shiites, etc etc… Sectarian mafaias engage in religious vendettas, and see mass murder as justified. That explains the druze and palestinian massacres, and the christian massacres. It’s much as when the Klux klux klan segregates against blacks. He did that when he denounced that internal conflicts in Lebanon are fabricated, by what was then occupation forces. Now, after the Syrians withdrew in 2005, it’s the ex-syrian puppets that are perpetuating the sectarian status quo. They hired Iraqi mercenaries to provoke a civil war in 2007 and they failed. They have the ouwet trying to provoke Hezbollah as well. You, the March 14 coalition, hold on to that racist practice of segregating people by religion as your excuse to exist. Afterall, your first allegiance is to your religions, and you have none towards Lebanon. You have always wanted a Cristian canton instead.
7. c | April 27th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
just one tiny gripe… maybe u could’ve waited till after easter to post this? seems in poor taste.
8. Fuziyad | April 27th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
hi hi, new genius posting under anti-klux klux clan…so first of all plse note it is ku klux clan not klux klux clan…
Ba3den ya sectarian state and canton enta, what do you think of the hizbo state? isn’t that sectarian????
by the way hezb suporters shout ali ali ali when they go to demos while we shout herriyé siyédé esteklel…ellet fare2…never heard people shouting maroun maroun maroun….
9. Mickel | April 27th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
7assouna’s dingelberrys!!
LMAO!
Classic.
10. Irange | April 27th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
• بعيدا من مبدأ الضغط، كيف تنظرون الى تحالف عدوكم السابق (العماد ميشال) عون مع حليفكم الاستراتيجي “حزب الله”؟ هل يمكن أن يستمر هذا التحالف وهل يمكن أن توجهوا الدعوة لعون لكي يزور دمشق؟
- أنا لا أسميه عدواً، العدو من يحتل الأرض أو يعتدي على الوطن، كان هناك خلاف، الخلاف ربما يتحول إلى خصومة ولكن الخصومة تختلف عن العداوة.
•كانت هناك خصومة بينكم وبين عون وصلت إلى درجة الحرب واقتلعتموه من قصر بعبدا؟
- لكن مبدأ هذا الخلاف لم يكن يعتمد على عداوة بالشكل الذي نراه نحن. العدو بالنسبة لنا هو إسرائيل.
•ولكن سالت الدماء بينكم وبينه حتى أخرجتموه من قصر بعبدا الذي كان متحصناً به؟
- تسيل الدماء أحياناً بين أبناء البيت الواحد، في العائلة الواحدة وفي البلد الواحد لكن هذا لا يعني عداء. الخلاف غير العداء، والخصومة غير العداء، الدم لا يعني عداء، العداء له أُسس معينة، من يحتل أرضا على المستوى الوطني، على الأقل، من يحتل أرضنا هو عدو، من يعمل ضد مصالحنا بشكل مباشر ويؤدي إلى ضرر كبير تجاه بلدنا فهو عدو، فكان هناك خلاف ورؤية مختلفة، كانت لديه نظرة معينة للوجود السوري، وكانت لدينا نظرة معينة للأوضاع في لبنان في ذلك الوقت، هذا الخلاف أدى إلى تلك الحرب، وأساساً أنت في بلد فيه حرب، الحرب التي حصلت والدماء التي سالت هي جزء من الدماء التي كانت تسيل، كانت كل مرة تأخذ شكلاً واتجاهاً معينين. حصلت صدامات بين الحزب التقدمي الاشتراكي وحركة “أمل” وهم حلفاء، وبين “أمل” و”حزب الله”، وبين القوات السورية و”حزب الله” في 1987، وهذا لا يعني عداء. إذاً هذا لا نستطيع تعريفه بأنه عداء. أما بالنسبة للتحالف طبعاً لا أستطيع أن أُجيب نيابة عنه. بالنسبة لزيارته لسوريا، أنا سُئلت هذا السؤال سابقاً وقلت أبواب سوريا مفتوحة للجميع بمن فيهم العماد ميشال عون بكل تأكيد عندما يرى أن الظروف مناسبة لزيارة دمشق سيقوم بهذا الشيء والأبواب مفتوحة له.
• هل ستستقبلونه في قصر الشعب؟
- طبعاً، هو له احترام، نحن إذا اختلفنا معه في السابق فهذا لا يعني أننا لا نحترم آراءه.
جاء ذلك في حديث اجراه معه في دمشق عضو مجلس الادارة المدير العام لدار الوطن للطباعة والنشر والتوزيع في قطر احمد علي، وتنشر “النهار” مقتطفات واسعة منه بالتزامن مع “الوطن” القطرية.
11. Tayyar | April 28th, 2008 at 3:10 am
I love kids .
12. TrueLeb | April 28th, 2008 at 4:03 am
me too.
they make u laugh.
keep up the good funny job kids.
13. TrueLeb | April 28th, 2008 at 6:14 am
There is a big difference between this forum and the Tayyar.org forum .
By checking the Tayyar forum and then coming here you will notice a big difference .
Tayyar is a much more civilised and more intelligent site.
all what you see here is kids insulting the one ond only representative of the Leb Christians General Aoun. all what u see here is swearing and ignorant children hoping that Aoun will die today so that they can inherit his popularity.
i mean, come on boys. aren’t you sick of this all? why not work hard for something instead of sitting in the corner waiting for someone to die to inherit him?
shoo? u all became like amine gemayel who inherited his father, brother and son … and now waiting to inherit his sister (sister arzi gemayel alla ytawwil bi 3omra) bel rahbani.
14. Irange | April 28th, 2008 at 6:51 am
Dear Irange people, trust that no one here would attacked Michel Aoun if he continued being one of the leaders defending the Lebanese cause. So ya brothers it is up to you to grow and start thinking where this person politics will lead all this country!
Stop accepting all Michel Aoun moves and considering them as facts.
God bless you!
15. leb voice | April 28th, 2008 at 6:59 am
umm Trueleb: this is a personal blog not a forum. you want politically correct posts who all the while expressing a point of view, do not express the emotion (anger, happiness, ..etc)
between “geagea the murder” and “geagea visited syria shaking assad’s hand” and last but not least, “story of the le7am down the street who’s window was cracked by an LF bullet which ricocheted off the opposite building, 1980″.
that comes with it go to the LF forum, i guaranty you’d be amazed. On the other hand if you want to know what people like you are really thinking and feeling, you go to a blog.
Oh and btw, I check the Tayyar forum every once and a while and your posts werent so different
Oh and what was all that crap about inheriting Aoun?? What are we going to inherit from him>? You? Tayyar? Arze? hehehe no thank you, we just want him to stop dragging us through the dirt (us being the Christians)
Now back to the post
best quote:
“Oh what an aounderstanding! Its amazing and fair!!
That was before they realized that his buttcheeks had hair”
hahaha hilarious
16. Michele | April 28th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Guys please easy on the new comers Tayyar n true leb, we don’t want them to run away (since they like a lot to imitate their leader), they are adding so much joy to that blog, nevertheless i wished they were more challenging in their discussions but hey what can u expect from a AOUNIst, let’s be realistic!
And Fuziyad CHAPEAU!!!! I couldn’t have answered better to “KLUX KLUX CLAN” lol
17. TrueLeb | April 28th, 2008 at 7:37 am
leb voice
i am really trying hard to find a difference between a personal blog and a forum . i even searched the dictionary based on my hope that you know what you are talking about.
my search results were that they are the same.
can you please tell me the difference? or is it the same as the difference between geagea and crime?
please enlighten me as i am not an ewatji which means i am not enlightened by the true real light of your hakim’s hekmi .
i was thinking …. maybe you guys are ignorant only when it comes to politics. but you just proved that ignorants are ignorant in everything.
18. Michele | April 28th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Clap clap clap!!!!!!!
Trueleb, rahiib inta!!!!!! Where were u hiding (oops i hope i did not tackle a sensitive issue here)?
But hey i liked the game u were playing on post#17! Can i play? can i play plz the game “the same as the difference” game?
Ok u said:
“the same as the difference between Geagea and crime.”
Now my turn:
The same as the difference between:
Aoun & Treason
Aoun & Cowardness
Aoun & Megalomnia
Aoun & Lies
Aoun & Deserter
Ouuuf the list will be too long, but i guess that so far i have scored high, so i win ya 7aboob!!!!!
Yalla what’s the next game?
19. hamilkar | April 28th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader.
Publius Cornelius Tacitus
nor reason or good judgment are the qualities of your general aounist, so for god sake stop considering him as a leader or a hero the best you can say about him he is impulsive idiot.and if you don t agree just tell what he did for you beside talking,or maybe you can tell me how many battles he won being military or politicly .
20. Rodge | April 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am
hamilkar,
As usual, you won’t get any answer to your questions, since Generaloun has not won any, so the answer is a big NONE.
I realized that the Aounists are getting much numbered here on the blog, so Mr. TrueLeb (which is something I doubt) if you consider the blog as non civilized and childish etc… can you tell me why do you come here? stay in the tayyar forum, where you are all marked with Aoun on ur heads and you can easily agree that Aoun is the sole emperor of this world.
And ali, just to answer your questions about the age of the people posting here, I can tell you that they are mature enough to realize what is right and what is wrong, old enough to understand the truth and to know that Aoun is only a mad general who only cares about himslef and the presidency chair
21. Fuziyad | April 28th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Trueleb you are right, tayyar are exceptional…fascinating and u are a very good example.
I’ve been reading yr posts and you never brought any “political” argument, it is always think like aoun is more popular, geagea is bold, amin is rich ect…Can you explain why politically you are with aoun??? if aoun was allied with m14 would you still be with the opposition?? khaberné….
This brings me to a comment where you tell me, “aoun is not Syria’s ally”, that one was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Let me explain there is things in life that are not debatable…I mean we can debate if aoun is a syrian puppet or only a syrian ally. I personnally think he is now 100% under syrian mukhabarat control and I have various elements that lead me to think that but this is a debate we can have, you may have arguments, I may have mines and at the end noone will convince the other… so let’s stick to facts.
Aoun is in the opposition, he often says he is the representant of the opposition. Aside from aoun who keeps some mystery due to electoral reasons, ALL the others of opposition are officially allies of Syria and claim it proudly. Syria also considers ALL of the opposition as its allies. The opposition in lebanon is allied with Syria and Iran against the west and arab countries, this is a FACT, the whole world sees like this and all the lebanese political sides also. The FPM can not be in the opposition and claim they are not part of what the opposition is!!!!!!!!!!!!if the opposition is SYria lebanese allies, you can’t be in opposition and not be syria ally…
tks for your understanding
22. Michele | April 28th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Furthermore Fuzyad, u should ask Mr. Trueleb who are the major investors in OTV; and if he doesn’t know, Syrian businessmen.
So do we still have any doubt about OTV subjectivity?
So how their media can be free n objective when it is mostly bought by the syrians?
I’d like to hear an answer from all the Aounists mainly from Trueleb, knowing i’d rather call him Habléleb!!!!!!
23. leb voice | April 28th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Dear Trueleb, it seems you do not know how to use a dictionary, I guess the word/picture ratio was too high for you … well in order to help you , i’ve decided to join you in your quest and have found this:
http://www.commoncraft.com/archives/000768.html
Its got bright colors and even the picture of a man smiling which i thought you might enjoy. In it you will find all the differences between blog and forums or message boards(including the ones i highlighted in my previous post).
If some words are too long for ya feel free to look em up in a dictionary .. woops! sorry if i hit a sore spot there :S
24. Silvana | April 29th, 2008 at 10:56 am
LOL leb voice,
I loved reading your post, good one but 3an jad easy on the ‘intelligent’ Aounist Trueleb, maybe Aoun told him there is no difference…….. We might add too that the Tayyar Forum is so civilized because they ban opposing opinions, thus they all agree with each other; especially in regards to the former General’s greatness.
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