GENERAL DE GALL at The Ouwet Front: A Lebanese Forces Blog

GENERAL DE GALL

Posted by Lebanonjon

Gall: noun
Definition :’brazen boldness coupled with impudent assurance and insolence

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Dear General De Gall we wish you would ask us
About your impending visit to Damascus

You should use a tongue brush and make several passes
Its the best way to keep your tongue clean from their asses

Bachar likes to be praised, so bring your thesaurus
And some original excuses, you are starting to bore us

Every time you appear on tv , we hear a placation
And what sounds like excitement for your syrian vacation

The latest was your certainty that they don’t want to control us
They made up for that with the Mobilettes that patrol us

Hizballahs little motorized spy force of informers
And your cover for them :The Change and Reformers

An Orange Sensation with automated excuses
For any kind of Syrian or Iranian abuses

You are quick to defend them and so are your minions
Its remarkable to hear your retarded opinions

like “Who would send an army pilot to fly in the south?”
And other such gibberish that comes out of your mouth

You have become like those who you criticized for ages
In fact you surpassed them in some critical gauges

But you will always play catch up to Franjieh and Wahhab
Unless you visit Damascus in a Syrian cab

That will prove it to all and once and for all
That the name fits you right; General De GALL

Filed under: Humor
Posted by Lebanonjon on 11.23.08 @ 10:20 am | 9 Comments

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1. Michele | November 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 am

Lebanonjon we really missed u here!!!!!
2. mark | November 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 am

Guys I don’t know, correct me if Im wrong, but I think that maybe we should just stop making fun of our ennemies and start working on ourselves. because frankly, despite all the stupid shit they keep saying, they just keep getting stronger and stronger, while amine gemayel is fucking with geagea, michel pharaon doesnt stop whining and the whole M14 team is just getting weaker by the minute. I admire aoun because i dont know HOW he just keeps getting stronger, but he does. believe me he does. you should see at aub.
we should focus all our energy on US not on them, because were the ones who need work, and frankly, were the only ones who give a damn about this country, and making fun of aoun wont help it
3. Rodge | November 23rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm

Lebanonjon,

BEAUUUUUTIFUL
You just made my day.
God bless you and your brilliant writings.
In this regard, I urge everyone, mainly those who don’t agree with LJ opinion, at least to appreciate his skills and creativity.
Keep it going man.
4. Assaad Hassan | November 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm

mabsout rodge?
5. Rodge | November 23rd, 2008 at 4:06 pm

eh ktir mabsout
Bass mich fik akid ya assaad, la enno 7atta emmak w bayyak ma nbasato fik lamma khle2et.

Assaad let me tell you something, I’m ready to debate with you as long as you want when there is an issue to debate, but if you will continue this bullshit following me around like a little baby, I’m afraid to ask you politely to stay off me, and I hope u’ll understand me because it will be the last time I will be addressing you considering u’re a human being, wou fihmak kfeyi.
6. Che | November 23rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm

Great poem Lebanonjon!

I’m truly General De Galls
I left behind my soldiers, do you think I have balls?

I let them die under Syrian attack
while I fled from a little smack

I’ll go down history as the biggest rat
while leaving all orangies behind to fret

fret fret fret that’s all orangies can do
Verily they’ll be extinct like a dodo

Why are you surprised by my visit to Damascus?
Haven’t I told you I was born fallacious!?
7. Mickel | November 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 pm

long time no see LJ.
Another great one.
8. Michele | November 24th, 2008 at 10:26 am

“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan”

Aoun can actually confirm it!!!!!
9. kezballah | November 26th, 2008 at 1:28 am

Great one LJ!

mark I agree with you, but I know how Aoun get stronger, it is thanks to Iran money and Syrian puppet support… It is hard to compete with this combo!