From Naharnet: Syrian President Bashar al-Assad said there were no guarantees that the Special Tribunal for Lebanon will not be politicized, in an interview published by the al-Khaleej newspaper on Monday. “If the United Nations and the Security Council do not carry out their duties, do you expect small institutions stemming from them to work independently?” Assad ridiculed.

In a reply published on Ouwet.com, ordinary citizen Mr. Kezballah pleaded with President Assad to please show the UN how to do a fair court like you have in Syria and teach how to throw people in jail for 29 years just for asking for democratic regime. “We love to see in the Hague a neutral justice like in Syria” said Kezballah, adding that it will be fun to watch on TV a UN judge telling every witness “2oul Hariri nta7ar wla!”

“There are no guarantees the court will not be politicized, but if politicization exists, Lebanon would be the first to pay the price” said Assad. Strangely, Kezballah agree: “Yes Assad the father and the son always make sure Lebanon is the first to pay the price while Syria negotiate with Israel and throw flowers at them from Golan front” said Kezballah.

Turning to the issue of upcoming Lebanese elections, Assad believed the polls “would not bring stability.” “Lebanon lives on consensus and explodes in the absence of harmony,” Assad stressed. Kezballah simply reply: “Mr. President if you fuck off Lebanon’s affairs it will not explode you prick”.

Kezballah rejected Syrian style of consensus and harmony in elections (with 99% vote for the Assad family): “Thanks but no thanks!!”, and said the Lebanese want stability and hope to see Assad on trial by a Holland judge “We don’t want revenge, we only want to see how funny it is if Assad go to jail and wear the Orange prisoner clothes, in the Orange country Holland!!”, laughed Kezballah as he fall from his chair.

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  • 1. Mickel | March 10th, 2009 at 3:31 am

    lol

    I like the idea of how you wrote it.

  • 2. chi | March 10th, 2009 at 3:59 am

    lebanes people Get ready for one more round of who knows but at the end we will Get ther freedom sovernty independes God bless lebanon and its poeple muslims and christians

  • 3. Arze | March 10th, 2009 at 8:00 am

    Can you deny that lebanon will be the 1st one paying the price if the court is politicized?

    Can you deny that lebanon lives on harmony and understanding and equal rights and without it there is never rest ?

  • 4. Arze | March 10th, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Chi ? bek Chi be rassak?

  • 5. N10452 | March 10th, 2009 at 8:41 am

    2infissam chakhsiyye loool :-)

    mnee7a Kezballah …

    Arze,
    Hay2itto inta li bek chi …

  • 6. kezballah | March 10th, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Arze:

    1.. I didn’t deny that Lebanon is 1st to pay the price I said I agree with Assad! My statement to the press is clear :-)

    But can you explain to me why your ally Assad is threatening us again while Aoun keep telling us stop accusing Syria of explosions and that Syria is out of the Lebanon and they will not return to Lebanon?? Is it possible Aoun is wrong or that he is covering up for the explosions of Assad? I think you should all meet at a FPM office and try to come up with a good excuse for this Assad statement ;-)

    2.. I don’t deny that harmony and understanding are good for any country not only Lebanon, but can you deny that in any country except Syria Iran and Sudan it is the election that determine who govern the country by majority and the minority is opposition? Assad is threatening us again because he knows already we will win the majority that if we try to govern our country it will explode. He is a nice guy this Assad no? He is always worry about Lebanon and he want us to have the same harmony and understanding he made in Syria, he has lot of experience in harmony right?

  • 7. ja3far | March 10th, 2009 at 10:21 am

    K… i didnt understand the interview the way you did; i think it is related to how you see things…
    but your sentence:
    but can you deny that in any country except Syria Iran and Sudan it is the election that determine who govern the country by majority and the minority is opposition?
    ARE U SERIOUS?

  • 8. ja3far | March 10th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    * related to how you want to see things

  • 9. Silvana | March 10th, 2009 at 10:26 am

    I think Arze thought his
    “Chi ? bek Chi be rassak?” was quite witty as obviously someone told s/he they were funny but it failed miserably as there was nothing wrong at all with what Chi said !

    However can Arze explain to us as why Lebanon is always being made to pay and threatened by Syria for everything that happens around us as Kezballah already asked? Can Arze tell us without referring to the fact that Israel is no better or the USA ( you know the typical response nowadays even when it is not bloody related to the issue as I do not want to hear about either two freaking countries)… Ya3ni could you please answer Kezballah’s questions?

    Loved reading it Kezballah :)

  • 10. paul | March 10th, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Orange becomes him :P

  • 11. fad14 | March 10th, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    I like the orange color in Jail.
    It fits perfectly well

  • 12. Fakhry | March 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Bachar is feeling the heat because march 8 dont have a chance in the next elections to win the majority . The killing and explosions will be back if the majority will rule and be hostile to syria as simple as that !

  • 13. kezballah | March 10th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Khayye Ja3far about the interview if you think I change Assad words I did not, every thing Assad say is exact from Naharnet I did not change it, I only add what I want to reply in Kezballah quotes but I don’t change what Assad said. If you want to read the original story it is here:

    http://www.naharnet.com/domino/tn/NewsDesk.nsf/0/28DEA62BB2091C15C225757400354614?OpenDocument

    About my reply to Arze I am very serious even if most of the time I don’t like to take things too serious :-) Humor is good for the health it is my Oxygen until I hear Assad threat on my life then I have to become more serious.

  • 14. ja3far | March 10th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    K… i didnt say you changed the words.. i said i understood it in a different way.. if you read the interview you will understand what i mean. look at it in lebanon files the summanry sounds diferent…
    regarding what u said about iran syria sudan and the rest of the world, i think you are to far away from the truth,..

  • 15. ja3far | March 10th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    K… i want you to read the below article and interview.. it is related to iran…
    aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/97E0B09E-4C7D-4E1B-BE39-59095F0A7F1B.htm

  • 16. Kezballah | March 10th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Silvana Sob7an Allah all the pro M14 like you and Mickel paul N fad feel the same way as I wrote about Assad comments but so far our M8 friends don’t like what I say and maybe think Assad is a nice guy who can not sleep at night because he worry about us so much :)

    About my questions don’t worry Aoun will have a press conference tomorrow and if he forget to take his pills he will shout at the journalist that Assad deserve an apology or he will cut all our tongue and fingers ;)

  • 17. Kezballah | March 10th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Khayye Ja3far thank you for the information about Iran I will read it and answer later I have to go to lunch I am starving :)

    Can you please give the link of this lebanon files you mention. Thank you.

  • 18. ja3far | March 10th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    lebanonfiles.com/news_desc.php?id=84667
    lebanonfiles.com/news_desc.php?id=84666
    wam.org.ae/servlet/Satellite?c=WamLocAnews&cid=1235660889154&p=1135099400245&pagename=WAM%2FWamLocAnews%2FW-T-LAN-FullNews

  • 19. Arze | March 10th, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    thats the problem Kezballah…

    What bashar is saying , is what everylebanese agrees on…if the tribunal will be politicised, our country will be in danger and we will have interlebanese clashes….
    For example:

    If the tribunal decides to put hassan nassrallah as the killer and hes not , all his people will rally in beirut and fight agaisnt everyone who opposes them and eventually we will have clashes and then civil war again

    If lets say the tribunal decides that its Dr Geagea who made the bombing , all Lfers will go crazy and wont believe their ears and will fight with their teeth to protect Hakim and they will have to face Hariri partisans in the streets and eventually one after the other it will bring instability

    Do you understand what it means to have a politicized court ? there is no threat …nobody is threatening us …
    Put in mind that …
    WE as lebanese are more dangerous to lebanon then any other neighboor around us , because we are capable of destroying it 10 times what Syria and Israel is capable of .”

    Regarding number 2 ? of course Assad has no interest in seeing People who wants to change his regime to win….and neither do WE as christians in lebnaon because we dont want to see any binladen ruling in Damascus…so lets wait for the elections and we will see who has the majority : )

  • 20. Rami Bejjani | March 10th, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    arze are you defending assad?? oh my god… how weak is your personality?????

  • 21. maverick | March 10th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    No Arze is just against civil unrest…he is against the idea of fighting between ourselves…cos as u know this is dangerous for the country.
    ” One after the other, it will bring instability”.
    I guess he was sleeping through the last few yrz, say when HA goons besieged Beirut, invaded the mountains, the political assassination and kidnappings, the constant threats.
    Your absolutely right, politicising the Tribunal is dangerous for Lebanon…it can create INSTABILTY.
    If your looking for Stability, there is a much more obvious way. DISARMMMM.

  • 22. kouwatje | March 10th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    hahaha this arze is so funny
    s/he forgot to say what if the tribunal found The PUSSY of the lioness guilty what will happen then , who will rather then m8 will defend their precious wet lioness pussy and bring instability
    like maverick said DISARMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • 23. kouwatje | March 10th, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    N
    I suggest adding to the blog the option to choose if we like what is posted or not
    like or dislike

  • 24. fad14 | March 10th, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Arze: and what if Hassan Nasrallah is involved ???

    Why can’t he be involved ???

    Is he a saint or a prophet ???

  • 25. LUBNANI | March 10th, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    I LOVE IT ………….

  • 26. sniper | March 10th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    li sahal atil el 7ariri hinni 3oumala souriya bi libnein. The technology was sourced min wilayit el fakih. They used very advanced Rf jammers.

    On another note, damm rene m3awad bi ra2ibto lal general wil zaman tawil.

  • 27. Kezballah | March 11th, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Ja3far thank you for the link about Ahmadinajad, I read a lot about him before and about Iranian politics, this information is not new to me personaly, I don’t mean to say literaly that Iran don’t have election, but the election in Iran is very directed not free like in France or UK. Yes I know the media in the West also direct a lot but the election result reflect the people’s choice.

    Compare with Iran: After 2001 Khatami try to open to the USA and gave help in Afghanistan with the Northern Alliance, but Bush still say Iran is in the axis of Terror, so the supreme leader Ali Khamana2i replace Khatami the moderate with Ahmadinajad the conservative, it is not the election that do it, it is the control of the revolution council on the people of Iran that control the election result. Today if Obama say we want to open on Iran then Khamana2i will bring back Khatami the moderate. This is what I mean when I say the election in place like Iran Syria Sudan North Korea ETC.. don’t have majority and minority rule, they have the image but not the system. Don’t take the comparison literaly I mean it in general.

  • 28. Kezballah | March 11th, 2009 at 12:12 am

    I also read the lebanon files link and Assad still look like a duck and walk like a duck, so Assad must be a duck!! :-)

    Sorry Khayye Ja3far but I am not stupid, I know when someone is threatening me and when they are giving me advice. I think you don’t see it because you are too much friends with Bashar, it is like when a firiend tells you ay*eh fik you laugh, but Bashar is not my friend so for me it is a threat :-)

    Conclusion: Stop being so much friends with Bashar! :-D

  • 29. Kezballah | March 11th, 2009 at 12:20 am

    Arze thank you for the explanation, I will say same thing I say to Ja3far, I am sorry I don’t agree with you, as the old Pierre Gemayel use to say: ma t2ille ma tkhaf, ma tkhawwefne!!

    I understand very well what politicized court mean: For Bashar if the UN tribunal don’t accuse Israel of killing Hariri and Tueini an Gemayel and all anti-Syria people, then the UN tribunal is politicized. If they find a Syrian killer then it is politicized and Lebanon will pay.

    About the interest of Christian to change the Syrian regime, I don’t interfere in it I let the UN justice find the truth, and if the truth mean Bashar is guilty and his regime will change then like Aoun say I will not do suicide, this regime that you say is in my interest bombed me to death since 1978 so I am not interested :-)

  • 30. chi | March 11th, 2009 at 1:47 am

    Arze what you see above,hydad chee bee rasee,i whena ask you, chou fee brassak braas bachar,mayb you forgot 2005 was four years ago,and now its march 2009 ,waek up you missing a lot, and my nike name is chi with I

    i

    i

  • 31. Doc1559 | March 11th, 2009 at 2:01 am

    kezballa

    You and I have been posting here ..
    Lek, only time will tell amigo..

    Here is my statement and i hope you understand it :

    فيلتمن يطمئن أن سوريا لن ترجع ونحن أبلغناهم ذلك قبل أن يغير هو طبيعة علاقته مع سوريا. العماد عون: من يحس بأنه أكثرية ويخاف من أن يصبح أقلية قد يعطّل الانتخابات

    NA7NU ABLAGHNAHUM ZALIK KABLA AN YOUGHAYIR HOUWA TABI3TA 3LAKATUHU M3 SURIYA..

    Fhimta habub?

    Life goes on , do you have any new songs out there?

  • 32. Doc1559 | March 11th, 2009 at 9:01 am

    Ja3far and Arze

    Ya chabeb,you’re amazing! I love your work! I’m so impressed with your logic. God bless you both..

    Bass Ya chabeb , we can’t only defend ourselves anyomore. Why are you always on the defensive? Why are you letting these guys play the psychological election tactic on you (eventough they don’t mean it ) ? What makes them any different than you 2inu you always have to explain yourself to them??? Khalass, turn the table up side down, its election time .. Time for you to start attacking them.. mich ne7na li 3m nehrub min terikhna , mich ne7na al zo3ran w attelin 2ittela, they are… laman y2ulu aoun souri , 2ilun into kle_b israel w suriya haje yitkhabu wara their martyrs hariri w ghayro..all their martyrs are turning in their grav_es anywayzzzzzzzz…Pftt

    Time to start attacking them the same way they’re attacking us.

    You guys rock.. and mabruk salaf the upcoming election nshala..وساعتها لن تنفع أموال النفط

    Thank you for listening ;)

  • 33. ja3far | March 11th, 2009 at 9:16 am

    K… bashar is not hafez, and the part of the syrian regime who was directly involved in lebanon is either dead or a big ally with M14.
    Now take the words of bashar and give them to a neutral person then tell me if he will consider them as a threat.

  • 34. Arze | March 11th, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Ja3far …mazel hal bejanni is asking me if im defending Assad ? how can you explain to these people …

  • 35. ja3far | March 11th, 2009 at 9:29 am

    Arze … simply , u cannot !! am sure they enjoy listening to Khadam on future tv ;)

  • 36. N10452 | March 11th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Choud Doc1559,
    Wossloulak 2awwal te7weelet min el 7ezeb la tballish ur electoral campaign ??

    2elak 3en le te7ke 3an tereekhak :-)
    7keene lachouf ..

    And as far as the LF is concerned, when defending myself against any Pro-Syrian group, or any M14 group, i stand proud of their history from the day they were founded till their disbanding.

  • 37. Kezballah | March 11th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Doc naza3ta mitel 2il 3ade, you want to be on a LF blog and not have to defend Aoun and Hezbollah, is it your style to go in someone’s house as guest and attack them and call them do*gs?

    Khaye why when Feltman say something you like you tell me to listen, and when he talk about Lebanon independence he change from Feltman to Filtman and become Souhyouni?

    And you want me to believe Aoun words kamen? He told me one time he decide to die in B3abda I believe him then he run away, he told me one time he will come back to oppose Hezbollah arms and I believe him (he even use the same language like you for Israel), I don’t want to be fooled by this fool anymore so please ma tkoun 3aynak day2a bro because when Assad make Lebanon explode it is not your M8 leader who die it is our people who get killed, at least respect our need to express our fear and reply to threats.

    Fhemet Habboub? There is many new songs out there but you need to change the station.

  • 38. Doc1559 | March 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    N01452

    You’re the one using this blog for election purposes. GGG, no wonder why hariri is buying al akhdar wel yebiss. I don’t need their money khaweja N10452, maybe you do… i dunno…

    ba3den lets not talk history.. you don’t wanna go that way !

    Kezballah

    Ohhhhhhh, your comment is so interesting and hits on so many problems I have with you on this blog and in real life.

    I am not calling you do_gs haboub, all i said was this : laman y2ulu aoun souri , 2ilun into kle_b israel w suriya haje yitkhabu wara their martyrs hariri w ghayro.

    Ya3ne when you call us do_gs and syrian traitors bla bla bla.. we should have the right to call you the same names you call us.As long as you aren’t being judgemental when giving feedback, then I don’t have a problem with it. But, you call us do_gs and irhabiz and expect us to shut up nopeeee ..it ain’t gonna happen..

    As for MR.Feltman, 2inu he has changed his mind on 2 issues just this week.. Why wasnt he saying the same thing a year ago??

    At last, I am not asking you to beleive aoun.. whether you beleive him or not this is up to you.. There are ways of facing this hatred toward aoun, but first you must admit that they are only emotions of hatred. You hate aoun .. you always will..but don’t you think his words are becoming true actions?

    Aoun was right
    Aoun is right

    Turn that channel and vote white paper.

  • 39. kezballah | March 12th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Doc bro if a problem on the blog OK but kif in real life? :-) We are dating and I don’t know it? :-D

    Khayye I don’t like it when a LFer on the blog attack you or ja3far or any M8 supporter with personal insult, I don’t like it no matter who start it, I consider you all my Lebanese brother you and Ja3far and other M8 fans and yes even the Aounies ;-) for me you are the brother who always make trouble for the family, you make the dad tired and your mom cry and your sister want to get married just to leave the house and your other brother don’t want to talk to you and try to make excuse for your behavior in front of their friends :-) but we are all one Lebanese family so you are still my brother, we are just not good friends even if we are family until you become mature and respect the law and society. That is my opinion.

    So I am not responsible for this harsh words of other people, but what you have to remember is that attacking Aoun or Geagea or Hezbollah or LF party is OK because they are public figure, and because this is LF blog you will hear attack on Aoun more, it is the same on FPM blog, I don’t go there and insult them if they attack Geagea, I come here and say what I want about Aoun. Also I don’t use group insult to offend everyone on the blog. So I am sure you know it but sometime maybe you forget where you are.

    I don’t know why Lebanese are so m3assbin all the time, smile and make someone else smile it is better :-)

  • 40. Doc1559 | March 13th, 2009 at 7:35 am

    Kezballah

    I agree bro.. I agree..

    Ali in real life is noting compared to this Doc1559. I work hard for my family.. and I work harder to keep our Michigan Lebanese community on the right path..I stay strong by staying involved in my community but things are getting out of control lately..

    At work, I always make sure 2inu our ppl are being treated the best way.. I go bed to bed and check on them..(btw I am a student not a doc)

    I always encourage and push my HR to hire our ppl.. sometimes bru7 bnakich bil applications for lebanese names so we can call them and…

    We’re one family ya kezballah , but were raised to hate eachothers..

    Shame on us..



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