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19 Complaints of Election Fraud!!

Posted by kezballah

Losers in the election (and in life in general) filed complaints (tou3oun) to annul the election of the winners (note: some of the winners are also losers in general)

Here is a sample list:

Elie Skaf vs Nicolas Fattoush (Dumb and Dumber, guess who is dumber)
Salim Aoun vs Elie Marouni (Freaky against Fatso)
Hassan Yacoub vs Okab Sakr (Sleazy against Stereo)
Mikhael Daher vs Hadi Hbeish (Syriano against Jigolo)
Nicolas Sahnaou vs Michel Pharaon (Spoiled Brat against Spoiled Rich)
Elie Karameh vs Edgard Maalouf (Silent Movie against the Invisible Man)
Ghassan Ashkar vs Sami Gemayel (the Assassin against his next Victim)

And the best one:

Ghassan Rahbani vs Michel Murr (hehehehehehe…. hahahahaha…… :-D )

I leave to the bloggers to come up with the best nicknames for these two, the winner gets a free can of Thon (from le Charcutier T3AOUN :-) )

t3on


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Posted by kezballah on 07.09.09 @ 8:49 pm | 18 Comments

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18 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. paul | July 9th, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    hey ma 7ada ydaffish,ana awwal wa7ad 8)

    Bolshiviki against ex bitter lemon :D

    give me my t3on :P

  • 2. Charles | July 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    The Penguin Vs. Two-Face (From Batman) :P

  • 3. Charles | July 9th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    I mean come on, ghassan really does look like a penguin hehe

  • 4. Rambo | July 9th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    How about Jigolo Eddy Abi Lamaa he also presented ta3in … badak tshuf bi min ken 3am yout3an all these years …

  • 5. ziad-italy | July 9th, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    4 cats vs 5 dogs :d

  • 6. Delta | July 10th, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Doc

    Dude seriously you piss me off !!!!

    U live in america and u call the americans terrorists ?????
    come ON man
    dont be ungrateful we both know that without america u will be no one probably you finished ur education filling a FAFSA loan and now ur bashing the US Gov come on man

  • 7. Doc1559 | July 10th, 2009 at 4:01 am

    Kezballah

    Ghassan ra7bene achraf zalameh and you know it !! How dare you ?? There’s no way you can manage to put him in the same basket with Michel murr who tortured you and carried out the syrian instructions 3la al massi7iye !!

    Ghassan ra7bene vs Michel murr ( bruit bwi bwi buwa buwitta buwa VS fat Jalbut )

    Michel murr and his unpatriotic son elias are the fat a$$ jlabit !!

  • 8. Che | July 10th, 2009 at 6:20 am

    Up My Ass VS. Up Yours!

  • 9. paul | July 10th, 2009 at 8:32 am

    le corbeau vs le renard.

  • 10. hochoz | July 10th, 2009 at 10:06 am

    la cigale et la fourmie

    la belle et la bete

  • 11. LF France | July 10th, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Iza za3ajak shilo vs Kiss ekhta la tirja3

  • 12. kezballah | July 10th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    I am ROTFL at the comments! :-D

    Wow great creative stuff starting from paul’s hey ma 7ada ydaffish :-P

  • 13. paul | July 10th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Kezballah,semi3 chi jdid 3an pussy?li2you aou ba3ed?

  • 14. hochoz | July 10th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Poussy ma sa2att….. ya77ou 3am bi3abbe benzine:-D

  • 15. paul | July 10th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    bil range? :-)

  • 16. Fuziyad | July 11th, 2009 at 2:26 am

    3ando range poussy??

  • 17. kezballah | July 11th, 2009 at 6:15 am

    paul, sme3et inno poussy ma baddo yet3an bi Nadim, so it is good that he is not joining this circus (at least he is not a wild poussy), but it also means he doesn’t like thon (so he is not a domestic poussy), 7ayyarneh walla :-)

  • 18. fad14 | July 11th, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    Ghassan Rahbani should be attacking the shoe-shine guy on Sassine Square. Thats what he should run for in the next elections.
    He looks like a mix between Ali G, Guns Roses and Assi Hellany’s horse.



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