Some Arabs will have no problem fitting into western societies

Right Appearance

أيمن الظواهري

Constructive Bomber

معمر القذافي

Victorious Jellyfish

ناصر قنديل

Lantern the Humpback

مصباح الأحدب

Comrade the Silky

رفيق الحريري

Happy the Silky

سعد الحريري

Thankful Frowner

شاكر العبسي

Father of Kitty

أبو هريرة

Mother of All Garlic

أم كلثوم

Morning Pride

صباح فخري

Sultan Father of Two Eyes

سلطان أبو العنين

Loyal Makes Pretty

أمين الجميل

Frame Honored

برواز مشرّف

Decent Seed

نزيه البزري

Beautiful Sir

جميل السيد

Announcer the Lion

بشار الأسد

Diaper the Lion

حافظ الأسد

Alert My Righteousness

نبيه بري

Heart of the Beautiful Lady

فؤاد السنيورة

Slave of the Meek Diaper

عبد الحليم حافظ

The Son of the Teacher

وليد المعلم

Slave of the Meek Servant

عبد الحليم خدام

Salute Karaoke

تحية كاريوكا

Michael the Bitter

مشال المر

Destroyed Thorns

آصف شوكت

The Stealer of My Meter

طارق متري

Sigh Blacksmith (Gem)

نهاد حداد (فيروز)

Unique the Deaf

فريد الأطرش

Morning

صباح

Desiring a Mark

راغب علامة

Diver Priest

غطاس خوري

Unique the Stock Keeper

فريد الخازن

Unique the Donkey Herder

فريد مكاري

Age of Generosity

عمر كرامي

Guide of Generosity

رشيد كرامي

Honor the Gardener

نبيل البستاني

Nobel We Say No

نبيل نقولا

Receive Compensation

نيلا معوّض

Goody Blessed

حسني مبارك

Knight of Little Grouchy

فارس بويز

Complete the Happiest

كامل الاسعد

Loyal the Perfumer

أمين الريحاني

Happy Brain

سعيد عقل

AND FINALLY

Stealer of Turkey

طارق حبشي




33 Comments. Add your own...

  • 1. Tarek | April 1st, 2008 at 12:32 am

    loooooooooooooooooool
    Nice post man!!! It’s been a while since I laughed that much!

  • 2. hamilkar | April 1st, 2008 at 7:36 am

    Nabih berri should have been ” alert wild”
    NICE POST.

  • 3. Johnny.B | April 1st, 2008 at 10:33 am

    you forgot ….

    michel aoun = gorilla in a cage :P

  • 4. The Marshall | April 1st, 2008 at 10:38 am

    And Samir Geagea ? …

  • 5. jim | April 1st, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    The Marshall Samir Geagea is “abou Marshall”

  • 6. The Marshall | April 1st, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Jim # 5, Samir Geagea couldn’t be “abou” … He has no kids ! (no balls!)

  • 7. Michele | April 1st, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    The Marshall when did u become so smart?

    So if someone has no kids means he has no balls!
    Interesting!!!!
    Coz i thought when someone runs away like a chicken, leaves his family and his soldiers behind is most likely to be without balls!!!!

    So u confirm the theorie that the Aounists not only have no balls but have no brain at all!

  • 8. Silvana | April 1st, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Well ya The Marshall, he was imprisoned for eleven years, had a chance to escape but did not. So in regards to the balls issue, I guess that is a big point in his favour unlike someone we all know who proves again and again that he never had, and never will have any balls. You people pretend to be educated but most of you prove again and again how crass you are.

    By the way the post is hilarious. I loved the “stealer of my meter, Tareq Mitri”

  • 9. kezballah | April 1st, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Marshall in the spirit of this post I’m sorry to tell you the girls brought you a pothole (Jebouk Joura). You should probably get off the topic of Samir Geagea’s balls, if you know what I mean in Arabic :-)

  • 10. Johnny.B | April 1st, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    kezballa,

    you “suffucated me laughing” … (fattasetni di7ek :P)

  • 11. Toufic | April 1st, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    nice post!It is really good.
    Take care all of you

  • 12. Fred | April 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Guys,
    The best of all:
    Asaad Hardan: The happiest Sad

  • 13. The Marshall | April 1st, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Ya Michele, w ya Bannout : Yes the one who escapes and leaves the Christian being butchered at Mountain war, sure has no balls (Mabrouk for your Allies now!)

  • 14. paul | April 1st, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    help michel: ميشال عون

  • 15. Ali1559 | April 1st, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    A humor post is going to turn into a huge argument ! Give me a break people. Khalass , SG is a big baby daddy with a long baseball bat !!
    Are you happy now michelle? Move on now …

  • 16. paul | April 1st, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    AFPنبأ عاجل:بعد بحث دام أكثر من خمسة سنوات
    تمكن الجيش الباكستاني من إلقاء القبض على
    أسامة بن لادن,المتهم بأحداث
    11 سبتمبر وصرح ناطق رسمي بإسم الجيش وفق معلومات
    أولية,بأن العملية تمت قرب جبال الهندوكش

  • 17. Eiffel | April 1st, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Nice April’s fool Paul ;-)

  • 18. paul | April 1st, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    chou asdak eiffel :D

  • 19. Johnny.B | April 1st, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    yil3an raffak ya paul ,

    3a chi noss se3a ata3et 3leyyeh lol

  • 20. Michele | April 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 am

    Yeah, yeah the Marshall, keep on living in denial!!!!

    Hey Ali1559, welcome back!!!! I thought i scared u away!!! :(

  • 21. The Marshall | April 2nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Ya Michele w ya bannout, did you read “حرب الجبل حقيقة لا ترحم” written By Paul Andari (Ex-LFer!) … I am not livin’ in denial at all … It seems that you are a little baby in politics … I ll borrow you a cooking book “Afddallik men el siyesse …”

  • 22. Michele | April 2nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Lek ya Marshal w ya ebné, R u the kind of guys who r scared to confront a woman??

    I did say earlier that the aounists have no balls and no brains and sweety, u really don’t have to prove my point anymore!

    Cheers cowboy! :)

  • 23. The Marshall | April 2nd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    ya Michele w ya bannout, i dedicate u another LPFM victory (At LU):

    إكتسح طلاب التيار الوطني الحرّ كلية الزراعة في الجامعة اللبنانية، قنالت المعارضة ثلاثة عشر مقعداً مقابل
    مقعدٍ واحد للقوات اللبنانية وآخر مستقلّ

    Dont get nerves … soon you ll join us …

  • 24. Johnny.B | April 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    follow you bi chou ya Marshall,

    bi habeltak aw bil 3ama taba3ak?

    bass l-7amdella allah ba3do teirikilna dmeigh bi rassna w basar bi 3younna, la 7ata man nsir taba3iyyeh w ghanam, mitlak w mitel amteilak …

  • 25. The Marshall | April 2nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Johnny .B, who talks with you ? Maybe your real name is “Michele” … Yalla Cheers !

  • 26. Michele | April 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Johnny B. just ignore him; the guy is delusional, a typical orangist!!!!!

    We are boosting his ego when we are replying back to him! I’d rather we put all our efforts on Arze and Ali1559 “7anné we Manné”,they are much more fun! :)

  • 27. The Marshall | April 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Michele, ok I ll organize a troika with Hane w Mane … the thing that attracked me concernin’ you, is only your name … Yo2borne hal esem ! eh tayyeb !

  • 28. paul | April 2nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    sorry Jhonny B. inte nis se3a ana se3a wnos :D

  • 29. paul | April 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    her name is michele geagea ya marshall,
    whal2im 2abarkoun min zamen.

  • 30. paul | April 2nd, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    *whal2isim

  • 31. Ali1559 | April 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 am

    Michele

    Bi amrik ana banout . btissma7ile irja3 min ba3ed amrik ?

  • 32. Michele | April 3rd, 2008 at 8:11 am

    Nawaret ya Ali, nawaret!!!!!!!!!!

    And Marshall, that’s a 1st as usually people get attracted to me for different better reasons ;)

  • 33. madona saliba | April 4th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    madona saliba the crossa lady ;)



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