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PAPA NAJAD, MAMA BACHAR & BABY HASSAN

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Last week in damascus, they stood for the press
Papa Najad,Mama Bachar,& Baby Hassan in a dress

Papa Najad had not changed at all, like his legs were cut in half
While Mama Bachar with her long neck, had been blowing a Girrafe

But Baby Hassan! what a darling , it couldnt be truer
Despite that an hour ago, he’d crawled out of a sewer!

What a family to behold, the sweetest couple and child
And The worlds most perfect cast for “Terrorists Gone Wild!”

Baby Hassan had brought along his little katyusha rattles
Papa mahmoud, in persian said “this is the mother of all battles”

But Mama bachar, the cheating slut, as she smiled for the shot
Hoped that neither figured out what the CIA had bought

You see, recently, Don CIA, has been seducing Mahmouds wife
& Papa najad and Baby Hassan have been worried for their life

Its only a matter of time you see,for the love to hate conversion
Especially when you try to marry off, an Arab to a Persian

Two Lying types with little trust and with treachery as their motto
With parents like that, as baby hassan, I wouldn’t play the lotto

Papa Mahmoud wants a new girlfriend, She really is “The Bomb”
And Mama Bachar, has never liked …to be the single Mom

Baby Hassan, dear baby hassan is now stuck in the middle
While these two Evil Parents, play his future like a Fiddle

And Just like in the search engines; Google chewed up Yahoo
This little hairy terror child, may be fed to Netanyahu

So as this evil charade, goes on and on and on
lets you and I say a prayer for dear old lebanon

Dear God, please take away from Lebanon, this hairy terror holy
And then replace him with the Tits and Ass of Angelina Jolie

AL MOWTOU LI SOUWIYYA
AL MOWTOU LI IWAN

LONG LIVE LEBANON 10452 KM2

Hassouna to Micho : You look Aounderful Tonight

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

A recent remix of ” You look Wonderful Tonight ” By Eric clapton.

Sung By Sayyed Hassan to Michel Aoun one evening

Its late in the dahieh
Micho’s wondering what words to swear
He uses some more Botox
And combs his three last hairs
And then he asks me
Hassouna do I look alright
And I say yes, you look Aounderful tonight

We hide in the sewer
And all the rats turn to stare
This crazy old psycho walking around with me
And then he asks me,
Is my diaper still white?
And I say yes you look aounderful tonight

You look Aounderful
Because I help Hizb with your lies
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just dont realize
How much I used you

Its time for Aoun to go home now
Al mowtou li amwika I said
He said “skitouu!!”
So I sent him to Bed
And then I tell him
That my turban feels tight
But he says Hassan you looked Aounderful tonight
Oh dear Hassan, you looked Aounderful tonight

For those who refuse to admit the truth…

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

سجناء الجهل والحقد والكراهية

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

انتقدنا بشدة أحد الأصدقاء من الذين لا يزالون يؤيدون العماد ميشال عون على توزيعنا مقابلة السيد كميل دوري شمعون وتسويقنا المركز لها واعتبر أن دوري شمعون أصبح نائباً بفضل وليد جنبلاط وأنه لولا العماد عون لكان الحريري اشترى لبنان وهجر المسيحيين. ويقول إن كميل دوري شمعون “ما بيفهم بالسياسة وموظف عند الحريري”، واستغرب انتقاد هذا الأخير  “لأكبر رجال الشرق الذي هو العماد عون” وأفاض “برباعيات” “وقصائد الزجل” و”العكاظيات” التي نسمعها من المدافعين عن خيارات عون.

في أسفل ردنا عليه

الياس بجاني

إلى الصديق العزيز

24  شباط/2010

يا أخي المشكلة كما يتبين من كلامك هي أنك لا نرى غير ميشال عون الماضي، عون الشعارات وعون أيام قصر بعبدا والمنفى. أنت غير قادر على رؤية عون الحالي، عون الخيانة والخداع والنفاق والديمغوجية. عون رافع شعارات “رمي إسرائيل في البحر”، والمقاومة والتحرير بمفهوم حزب الله و”الشيطان الأميركي والاستكبار العالمي”، وعون نعيم قاسم وعباس الهاشم ومحمد رعد، وعون باقي ربع السورنة والملالي، ومثلك للأسف كثر يرفضون بعقلهم اللاوعي الخروج من فخ وشباك هذا الرجل الذي باع كل شعاراته وكفر بكل القيم وأمسى الإسخريوتي صغيراً جداً مقارنة بأفعاله وارتكاباته.

لا اعتقد انك كنت قريباً من هذا الرجل قرب العشرات الذين اكتشفوا كذبه وكفره في الوقت الصحيح وخرجوا من مصائده ولم يلتحقوا بأحد، بل حافظوا على خطهم الوطني وعلى قناعاتهم والثوابت.

بالطبع هذا لا يعني أن الآخرين من طاقم السياسة النفعيين والوصوليين والمتلونين هم أفضل حالاً من عون لأن من تربى على التبعية يموت وهو تبعي وذليل، ولكن 100 شيطان وشيطانة لو تزوجوا لا ينجبون ملاكاً واحداً. ورزمة من الأخطاء لا تنتج صحاً واحداً.

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Samir Geagea…en quelques lignes

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

Y en a qui le vouent aux gémonies depuis des années et qui voudraient le voir croupir en tôle. Y en a d’autres qui vont jusqu’à souhaiter sa mort et qui l’appellent l’assassin. Et y en a d’autres encore qui, se remémorant le passé, se méfient de lui malgré son mea culpa. Mais y en a qui, même s’ils sont nés alors qu’il était derrière les barreaux, lui vouent un culte inégalé, et d’autres aussi – de plus en plus nombreux – qui, conquis par sa « sagesse » – quoique récente -, se sont rangés à ses côtés.

Ce qui est certain, c’est que ce personnage ne laisse personne indifférent et même ceux qui prétendent ne pas le porter dans leur cœur se rendent à l’évidence, malgré tout, que ce qu’il dit depuis sa sortie de prison est cohérent, réfléchi et surtout courageux.

Ses prises de position sont hardies et claires et son verbe pondéré et poli, par opposition aux insultes dont usent et abusent ses adversaires. Et même si ses propos tombent dans de « sourdes oreilles », nul ne peut nier qu’il est le seul qui ose dire tout haut ce que bon nombre d’entre nous pensent tout bas.

Traité de rapace, de vautour, de corbeau et j’en passe… Cet homme affublé de tant de noms d’oiseaux serait-il finalement celui que nous espérions ? Réussira-t-il à convaincre les plus récalcitrants ou la haine et les fantômes du passé seront les plus forts ? L’histoire nous le dira.

Danielle BACHA

Our Lady of Deliverance…16 years ago.

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

They will pay one day.

New T-fee…when will you mature?

Friday, February 26th, 2010

رغم بيان قوى الامن الداخلي، الذي أوضح ملابسات حادثة توقيف المواطن بطرس حبشي، ورغم نفي النائب ايلي كيروز اي
معرفة له بتاريخ حبشي القضائي، وعدم معرفته بتنقلات حبشي الذي كان استقل سيارته مع عدد من مرافقيه، قبل أن تستوقفهم دورية للدرك عند منطقة ضهر البيدر، حيث تم توقيف حبشي واطلاق الاخرين، الامر الذي تضمنه بيان قوى الامن، ها هي – وكالعادة – قناة الجديد “حمّالة الاسيّة”، وفي تقرير صحافي أبعد ما يكون عن مفهوم الاعلام النظيف والمنطقي ولا حتى الموجّه، تتناول قصة الموقوف حبشي ومن خلاله القوات اللبنانية وتحديدا منطقة دير الاحمر، في ايحاء مباشر الى ان البلدة هي ملفى المخدرات والزراعات الممنوعة وسارقي السيارات والهاربين من العدالة وما شابه، المنتمون في غالبيتهم للقوات اللبنانية!!
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Ana kamen ma Fhemet

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

I understand one thing and I do not understand another.

I understand and I learned that: The beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

What I do not understand is how almost a year ago the Lebanese Parliament unanimously approved a proposal to lower the voting age to 18 from 21 and this week the Parliament shot down a bill to lower voting age from 21 to 18.

What I do not understand how some say that the group age 18-20 should not be allowed to vote because they are not responsible, they lack correct judgment, …..
Yet these people are allowed to drive, drink alcohol (2 important things that can affect lives more than electing an ijer kirseh).

What is more fascinating is that all political parties target this students from early adolescent years (14 and up) in schools. They work on them and make them politcally active in their schools.
In addition, they call on them for every demonstration, event, ….

If you can count on them in these above things that I mentioned, then you should trust their votes.

This leads to the real question, do you not want them to vote because they are not politcally mature or you are afraid of the Muslim vote?
I hope we have leaders in Lebanon that can answer this question in a very honest way without BSing their followers that the other side “ija la 3ina” and we “coexist” and “Taef” is the base.

My honest reply to the question I asked is that yes Christians are afraid of Muslim votes, yes “ijo la 3ina” was a lie, yes there is no such thing as coexisting and yes Taef is a disaster and federalism is the solution

Imad Mussa on Nabil Nicolas…I love this guy

Monday, February 22nd, 2010
ماذا كتب الزميل الصحافي عماد موسى في مجلة “النجوى – المسيرة” حتى ضاق الصدر النبيل للنائب نقولا؟!

كتب عماد موسى في مجلة ” النجوى – المسيرة” العدد 1264 الاثنين 22-29 شباط تحت عنوان “فخر المقاومة الإسلامية”:

لا يمكن للمقاومة الإسلامية إلاّ أن تفخر بانضمام المجاهد اللبناني ـ الفرنسي الدكتور نبيل نقولا إلى صفوفها، خطيباً بليغاً على المنابر حافظاً لإرث الشهداء الميامين حافظاً لسيرة قادة حزب الله.

كان دكتور نقولا يناضل في مرسيليا عندما فُجّر مقر للقوات الفرنسية في ستاد دو شايلا (بيروت) في خريف العام 1983، ولا أخال أن طبيب الأسنان الشاب إبتهج في التفجير المزدوج الذي أودى بحياة 60 من المظليين الفرنسيين و241 جندياً أميركياً.

وكان يعيش نائبنا الحبيب في فرنسا عندما ازدهر خطف الأجانب في بيروت وبينهم فرنسيون وأميركيون وإنجليز (أعداء الأمة الإسلامية) ولا أظن أنه كان في صف الخاطفين.

وكان يتابع بين لبنان وفرنسا أخبار تفجير السفارات الإسرائيلية في الخارج وخطف الطائرات ومنها خطف الطائرة الامريكية TWA اثناء رحلتها من اثينا الى روما – العملية استمرت لاسبوعين وقتل خلالها مسافر مدني امريكي.
ولربما قرأ شيئاً عن تفخيخ مواكب شخصيات عربية، ولربما سمع صدفة إسماً يتردد على صلة بهذه المقاومة … المجاهد نبيل يقرأ كثيراً ويسمع كثيراً وهو متضلع من التاريخ الحديث والقديم والفلسفة والجغرافيا والتربية والأخلاق والقانون الدستوري والديانة المسيحية والمحمدية، وهو في هذا المجال الرحب ينافس العماد ميشال عون، لا بل يتفوق عليه ومن المؤكد أن الدكتور ألبير منصور لم يكن قد تعرّف إلى الدكتور نبيل نقولا يوم وصف رئيس الحكومة العسكرية (بتساع بال ميني كوبر) العماد ميشال عون بالأنسيكلوبيديا.

في احتفال هيئة دعم المقاومة الإسلامية المُخصص لتكريم الشهداء ـ القادة الثلاث، في مدرسة مار مارون الجديدة، إعتلى ربابي الألفية الثالثة المنبر ليفتتح الصوم بكلام مؤثر هو قمة في السطحية والتسطيح. يعني كلام مبلطح.

خلق الإحتفال التكريمي جوّا من الألفة والمحبة والإنصهار لم تعرفها منطقة الجديدة منذ أعوام. فهتف الخوارنة للسيد نصرالله، وكان وجه الأب شمالي يطفح بالرضى عندما شاهد بأم عينه كيف يتقدم الماروني على الشيعي في الإشادة بالحاج رضوان. وسيفرح الأخوة الموارنة أكثر عندما يثأر السيد نصرالله لشهيد لبنان، بما يليق بشهادته، ومن يعش بعد حرب السيد وإبادة إسرائيل يفرَح. ومن يمت، كقتلى انتصار تموز، نستصرحه في الجنة لنسأله إذا فرحان أو زعلان! وما رأيه بمعادلة معهد تامي شتاينمتس تل أبيب مقابل مار مارون ـ الجديدة على اعتبار أن الدكتور نقولا ، قد أدخل هذا الصرح الكبير في صلب معاقل المقاومة كما مدارس المصطفى.

مهما قيل في احتفال الجديدة جارة الرويسات، ومهما أثير من غبار ومهما شُحنت نفوس واستفاقت أحقاد، فالتاريخ سيسجل بأحرف من ذهب أن كلمة النائب نبيل نقولا شكّلت محطة في مسار العمل المقاوم وبناء على أهمية وجود نقولا، كرافعة مسيحية ( أي ونش) حقيقية للمقاومة الإسلامية في صراعها مع الصليبية وإسرائيل فقد يرتكب الموساد حماقة وربما أدرج إسم نقولا على لائحة أهدافه.

JINGLE BELLS

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

YESTERDAY AOUNIES REJOICED FROM THE ROOF
WHEN THEY SAW GRANDPA AOUN UP IN THE CHOUF

THEIR LOGIC IS CLEAR: “DO WHATEVER IT TAKES”
AND PRAY NO ORANGE ZOMBIE EVER AWAKES

JUMBLATT WAS THE DEVIL , OF A THOUSAND HELLS
BUT MOSTLY FOR THE INFAMOUS MUKHTARA BELLS!!

ACCORDING TO THE LAST FREE PROSYRIAN SEARCH
THERE WAS NO SINGLE BELL ATTACHED TO A CHURCH

THE AOUNIES THEY CLAIMED, WITH PHOTOSHOPPED BELIEF
THAT MISTER MOUSTACHE HIMSELF WAS REALLY THE THIEF

BUT THE EVIL INCARNATE FLIP FLOPPING OLD DRUZE
HAS JUST MOVED ONBOARD THE ALZHEIMER CRUISE

SO NOW THE ORANGUTANS FOUND A WAY TO EXCUSE
AND CONVENIENTLY FORGET THE CHURCHBELL ABUSE

THATS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE LATEST ORANGE JUICE
THAT MUGHNIEH AND JESUS WERE RESISTING THE JEWS

THATS NOT SUCH A MIRACLE FROM POPE AOUN THE FIRST
IF YOU CONSIDER THAT EMILE LAHHOUD IS NO LONGER CURSED

AOUN RECENTLY FORGAVE HIM ON MAR MAROUNS DAY
AND TOGETHER, RESPECT TO BACHAR DID THEY PAY

OH ORANGUTANS, WHEN WILL YOU EVER BE FREE
FROM THE SWINGING IN THE SYRIAN TREE?

WAKE UP WAKE UP , ITS TIME TO LEAVE
BEFORE A ZELZAL HITS TEL AVIV

THEN NO ONE WILL EVER LIVE TO TELL
THE LEGEND OF THE MUKHTARA BELL :)

Who do you believe??

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Watch Nounou’s speech in Hekmeh

and then look at what Nounou sent out to all media stations claiming was his speech….(click here)

I guess TFEH is indeed in order

How right he was back then…

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Those words still hold true to this very day…

If you don’t stand up for something, you will fall for anything…

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

الحكمة – الجديدة”: سمحنا بإقامة لقاء حواري مسيحي – إسلامي ولم نعلم ان له طابعا سياسيا الا قبل ايام قليلة

صدر عن مدرسة الحكمة- مار مارون في جديدة المتن البيان الآتي: “لقد دأبت مدرسة الحكمة- جديدة المتن، أسوة بالمدارس كافة على توجيه طلابها التوجيه الوطني السليم والمنفتح، ومنعت باستمرار أي نشاط سياسي في حرمها، وذلك تأمينا لجو دراسي صحيح. وقبل نحو أسبوعين طلب من ادارة المدرسة السماح بإقامة لقاء في قاعة الاحتفال في حرمها على أساس أنه لقاء حواري مسيحي-إسلامي. فوافقت المدرسة على الطلب تشجيعا منها لمثل هذه الحوارات الثقافية التي تخدم وحدة لبنان. وبعدما علمت الادارة منذ أيام قليلة أن الاحتفال المنوي اقامته له طابع سياسي، لم يكن ممكنا معنويا لها أن تطلب نقله في وقت قصير الى مكان آخر. وتؤكد المدرسة في المناسبة استمرارها على مبدأ عدم السماح بالقيام في حرمها بأي نشاط سياسي، وتطلب من الجهات المعنية كافة أخذ العلم بهذا التوجه منعا لاي التباس في المستقبل”


Till when will we witness such acts of provocation and stay silent?

Why are there two scales for measurement in this country?

Finally I would like to ask those Christians (and I am not being Sectarian here) who facilitated this event, is your hatred for the Lebanese Forces far greater than your love for Lebanon? Have you no limit to your lies and deceptions? is there no ceiling to how much you would bend down to your allies?

In 2005, the FPM considered HA as a terrorist organization…Today they are taking them into their very homes, giving the term “political alliance” a different meaning, twisting it into submissiveness.

To those still blindly (yes blindly for there can be no other adjective to describe this) following the orange mad man…have you no eyes? have you lost all your mental powers? Wake up from your slumber and see where the hell you are taking this country with your attitude.

Make no mistake, there is no one who can claim to be more secular than I…no one can claim he/she seeks national unity more than I … yet what we are seeing here is NOT national unity…not when an armed group comes along with its goons to a school, rents out a stage under FALSE pretenses and does what HA has done.

I say, and time will prove me right, if this incident is not treated as it should be and NOW, we are heading to very very dark times. Learn from history…when, in 1969, the Palestinians were given carte blanche, at the expense of the country’s most basic pillars, we ended up with a war on our hands and with the destruction of the country…

Do not let history repeat itself. Do not melt into someone else’s identity…

Lebanese Penetration

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

This has been brought up jokingly by a friend as the possible cause of Syrian hate towards Lebanon.

SHIITE LEADERS DOUBLE STANDARDS

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

FROM NAHARNET

Qabalan Calls for Boycotting Libya’s Arab Summit

Deputy Head of the Higher Islamic Shiite Council Sheikh Abdul Amir Qabalan stressed that Lebanon should boycott the forthcoming Arab Summit that will be held in Libya.
In an interview with An Nahar daily, Qabalan described Libya as “a hostile and tyrant state.”

Qabalan accused Libya of kidnapping AMAL’s founder Imam Moussa Sadr and his companions in 1978.

“Is that how we respect Imam Sadr and his Lebanese, Arab, and Islamic position?” added Qabalan, admonishing Lebanon’s decision to participate in Libya’s summit.

As Qabalan hailed the inter-Arab reconciliations, he voiced refusal for them to happen “on expense of Imam Sadr’s cause,” adding that participation becomes legitimate if the case was solved before the occurrence of the summit and if the Lebanese officials put prior conditions on Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi to reveal the truth in Sadr’s case.

“I call on everyone not to line up with our enemy and to respect the feelings of our people … because we have suffered a series of failed experiences with Gadhafi whom we have always called to send back the Imam and his companions to their country in order to establish the best relations between the Lebanese and Libyan peoples, and now he bears the responsibility.”

MY TAKE

It is ok to boycott an arab state because we suspect that the Imam Moussa Sadr was kidnapped and killed by the Lybians, but it is not ok to boycott Syria where thousands of political prisoners have disappeared including priests.

It is ok to curse the Lybians and Moammar el Khaddafi but watch out if you even say one word about Bachar. This is the Shiite Leaders hypocrisy that we live in every day. I want to just stick to this point without going further into other huge double standards that the Shiite Leaders have today, be they religious or otherwise.

I mean how can we still be making an issue out of Moussa Sadr and we dont make issues of Rene Mouawwad or Bachir Gemayel who were “PRESIDENTS” . With all due respect to Sadr , he was a leader and a religious figurehead but he was certainly not as important as the PRESIDENT OF YOUR COUNTRY.

If the Shiites are so nationalistic, they should be voicing concern about all their fellow countrymen who are imprisoned or kidnapped or killed.

It is nauseating that we have to listen to all the mumbo jumbo about national resistance and kicking the Israelis out especially when their DOUBLE STANDARDS are so glaringly unpatriotic.

Of course some dimwit supporter of the Hizboshitallah/ FPM will say that we have no proof that Syria did anything and that it was all evil Zionist agents like Amin Gemayel who killed his son on purpose, BUT MY QUESTION IS WHERE IS YOUR PROOF THAT LYBIA DID ANYTHING TO SADR?

No proof, just accusations and boycotting and a whole lot of hypocrisy.

What is really sad is that all Independent minded Lebanese agree that the Sadr dissapearance should be tackled. I totally agree that all Lebanese political prisoners or martyrs should be accounted for and justice should be done in their cases.

I would like to have one poltician call for the boycotting of the Assad Dictatorship untill we get an explanation of where our countrymen are and who killed all our leaders. Better yet I would love to hear it from one Shiite Leader or blog member.

I am not holding my breath

WHAT?!?!

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

From Naharnet,

Saudi Arabia’s Civil Aviation Authority has reportedly received a list of instructions from Washington, saying travelers may be subjected to random manual inspection that includes sensitive body parts like the buttocks.
The decision applies not only to Saudi Arabia, but also to Lebanon, Syria, Iran, Iraq, Yemen, Algeria, Libya, Nigeria, Pakistan, Sudan, Afghanistan, Somalia and Cuba.

The instructions also include denying passengers access to toilet facilities an hour before the flight’s arrival to any U.S. airport.

They give security guards the right to monitor any individuals using toilets more than once during the flight and the right to use x-ray vision at airport security checkpoints to give a naked image of passengers.

Travelers are also banned, under the new order, from covering themselves with blankets throughout the trip.

Peshhh..Shi b Tammin…I think Naharnet used the word buttocks here as a cover for something far more sick and painful…
Again, Thank You HA.

Thank You HA…

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

From Naharnet,

“U.S. government officials have reportedly said that Lebanon is among 14 “terror linked” nations whose citizens will undergo mandatory enhanced screening at U.S. airports.
U.S. officials Sunday toughened security measures for all U.S.-bound airline passengers, and warned those traveling from or via the 14 “state sponsors of terrorism” and “countries of interest” will undergo the screening.”

Thank you HA for the full cavity search…

CHRISTMAS TOYS FOR MARCH 8

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Its that time of year again! and the Lebanonjon Toy Company has its latest
toys for those Syrian Iranian lovers…..

CALL OF DUTY 5 “RETURN TO SHAM”

The latest video game from EL7ASSTRONIC ARTS, is based on the Mad General Michel Aoun who is called for duty for a 5th time in Syria. The gameplay is phenomenal with real shots of Micho getting on a real SYRIAN plane to Damascus. As the character has gotten older in this game you have to deal with new challenges like memory loss and medication to remain coherent. Again the game is about finding your way through the Syrian Presidential Palace in order to Kiss Bachars Ass. Dodge Villians like Mustapha Tlass, and Asef Shawkat . Multiple players available with the Midget hero Gibran who will help you in your quest.

SUPER MARIO AOUN BROTHERS

This is definitely a little kids game and brings back some of your favorite Aoun characters who are ready to jump, fly, crawl and kiss ass to get coins. You control either LOUGIGI or MARIO AOUN and the new levels are not challenging for the mentally impaired aouny followers.

MOU-NOPOLY

A great take on on an old classic!!
In MOUNOPOLY , the streets are a bit different and unlike MONOPOLY where you can buy property, in MOU NOPOLY you have the right to TAKE property over. First you have t make alliances or MOU’S and then you can start to really take shit over. For example you can take over the Martyrs Square and all of downtown instead of paying for it. In the old MONOPOLY you had to build and create houses and hotels but in MOUNOPOLY you have to destroy houses, hotels and even the whole country if you are really good. If you are the lucky player to get the Dahie Property then you can control all the other colored properties..( yellow, orange, green and shit colored)..( need I say more)…..

TATARI GAME CONSOLE

Just like ATARI was a winner,SHAYTAN ELECTRONICS has created TATARI which is just a step down from the classic gaming console.
Buy the TATARI and you will be happy because it has a special plug that connects to EDL power lines for free. Never have your parents pay for your fun!
TATARI also has great new game titles like TATARIS ( similar to TETRIS but once you build blocks the IDF destroys them)
TATARI comes with a 4.5 Mullahbyte hard disk capacity.

MET3A BARBIE DOLL

Hey all you young M8 girls we have a toy for you. It is a very respectful and completely covered BARBIE DOLL who comes with her own MET3A license for one hour, one day or one week time limits. Take MET3A Barbie anywhere on her Yellow Mobillette. Dress her up until only her eyelashes show and have her work the neighborhood with her Met3a License. She wont disappoint !!!

NAOUNTENDO “TFii” CONSOLE

Just like Nintendo Wii was a winner console, AOUNTENDO TFii is a loser console for all those aouny losers out there who like to blame the world for their problems. Where evrything is a conspiracy against them, the NAOUNTENDO TFii is your gaming experience. the TFii has a controller that allows you to play “min el zinnal ou bel nezel” . Hook the electrodes to your brain and the AOUNTENDO TFii will turn you into a zombie who shouts spits and generally behaves like spastic douchebag.

Same Old Same Old

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

We have a great matal in Lebanese: meen jarrab al mjarrab kan 3a2lo mkharrab… It means you are crazy if you keep trying to use something broken!

Everyone is talking about opening a new page with Syria but they are still the same old regime since 40 years! I wish to see our problems with Syria solved and to have a normal relation with them, but I don’t think it will happen in our life unfortunately and I am almost 100% sure that Syria will abuse us again and be a bad neighbor like they have been all the time.

I don’t believe that a magical change will happen and suddenly the same old regime will start to respect Bkerki’s wishes for Lebanon independence, or respect the UN resolutions and the UN court for Lebanon, or tell the truth on the fate of our political prisoners, ETC… ETC… I hope I am wrong but I don’t think so, Syria is Syria with the same old Baath mentality, their idea of a nice gift is sending us Fate7 Islam from their jails, or giving us rockets to fight their war while they negotiate over our bodies, or creating this fake Papa Noel – Papa Michel with a Syrian costume and the Baath traditional song SKITOUUUU instead of HOHOHO.

It is all an obvious fairy tale, but we are forced to sit and watch it and believe it will be real this time because our government did not respect our vote in the last election. If Syria screw us again, we should not blame Bashar, we should blame Hariri and Hezbollah and all the Syrian elves like Aoun and Frangieh. Until we find out what will happen at least we can be proud of Bkerki and Patriarch Sfeir who is the only Lebanese to know when and how to visit Syria!

Anyway forget Syria and Merry Christmas! :-)

PS: but don’t take gifts from this guy they suck! ;-)


PAPA MICHEL – SKITOUUUUU!

Al Wafed Al MOO Rafek

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

The picture of Saad Hariri shaking hands with the butcher of Damascus is a very sad sight for any free man Lebanese or not Lebanese, it reminds of Walid Joumblat shaking hands with the butcher senior Hafez after his own father was killed by the Syrians (but we should check with Nasrallah maybe he will also say that it is the Americans who killed him?).

The only funny part of this trip is about all our stupid politicians who were hoping to be part of the “Wafed” to Syria, every day on the news they ask those ass kissers will you accept to be part of the delegation to Syria and they will all say yes I don’t have a problem to join the delegation (haram they are all so nice and open minded hehehe), but today Hariri went alone to Syria with his brother only! :-D

Al shou Hariri was received in “Qasr al Sha3eb”, wleh ayya sha3eb haida, ya 7aram I wonder if the symbol of the palace is a big boot on the head of the people. Today I thank God that I grew up in a free society, you have to experience freedom to know what it is worth, it is not enough to work in the USA and eat Mc Donalds burger to know the value of freedom, in Lebanon and in the Middle East freedom is not free, you have to make a big sacrifice to taste it, you have to fight the mighty Syrian army for 100 days in Achrafieh and break the head of Hafez Assad to know its real taste, you have to throw a shoe at Bush in Iraq, you have to fight Israel out of your country like in the year 2000, you have to force the Syrian occupation out like in 2005, I LOVE this freedom more than I love myself because without it life has no meaning!

Now as a Lebanese citizen all I can do is stay faithful to the memory of all the martyrs and freedom fighters until all the problems with Syria are solved, we should not visit Syria before the major problems with them are solved, no one with self-respect should kneel to a killer.

This is why Bachir created the Ouwet, this is why the Ouwet doesn’t belong to any person no matter what his name is, the Ouwet belongs only to the Lebanese who love freedom and know its value. Wa inna Allah ma3 al Sabireen ;-)