Last week in damascus, they stood for the press
Papa Najad,Mama Bachar,& Baby Hassan in a dress
Papa Najad had not changed at all, like his legs were cut in half
While Mama Bachar with her long neck, had been blowing a Girrafe
But Baby Hassan! what a darling , it couldnt be truer
Despite that an hour ago, he’d crawled out of a sewer!
What a family to behold, the sweetest couple and child
And The worlds most perfect cast for “Terrorists Gone Wild!”
Baby Hassan had brought along his little katyusha rattles
Papa mahmoud, in persian said “this is the mother of all battles”
But Mama bachar, the cheating slut, as she smiled for the shot
Hoped that neither figured out what the CIA had bought
You see, recently, Don CIA, has been seducing Mahmouds wife
& Papa najad and Baby Hassan have been worried for their life
Its only a matter of time you see,for the love to hate conversion
Especially when you try to marry off, an Arab to a Persian
Two Lying types with little trust and with treachery as their motto
With parents like that, as baby hassan, I wouldn’t play the lotto
Papa Mahmoud wants a new girlfriend, She really is “The Bomb”
And Mama Bachar, has never liked …to be the single Mom
Baby Hassan, dear baby hassan is now stuck in the middle
While these two Evil Parents, play his future like a Fiddle
And Just like in the search engines; Google chewed up Yahoo
This little hairy terror child, may be fed to Netanyahu
So as this evil charade, goes on and on and on
lets you and I say a prayer for dear old lebanon
Dear God, please take away from Lebanon, this hairy terror holy
And then replace him with the Tits and Ass of Angelina Jolie
AL MOWTOU LI SOUWIYYA
AL MOWTOU LI IWAN
LONG LIVE LEBANON 10452 KM2





