Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Lol @ OTV !

Monday, February 15th, 2010

No it is not about LOL, i am actually loling @ OTV.

Check out this P.R they released today:
صدر عن التيار الوطني الحرّ اليوم بيان جاء فيه :

يهم التيار الوطني الحر أن يوضح أن ما جاء في مقدمة نشرة أخبار تلفزيون أو تي في ليوم أمس الأحد 14 شباط 2010، والمتعلق برئيس اللقاء الديمقراطي النائب وليد جنبلاط، لا يعبّر عن رأي التيار ولا عن توجهاته السياسية، فاقتضى التنويه.

So OTV does not represent Tayyar’s opinion ?? seriously ??

Hayde Michel Aoun ma saba2oun 3laya !

Empire of …

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Akbar Zib Rejected

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

This is too funny!

A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to “Biggest Dick” in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.

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Jagal el Usek

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Lol ! Hilarious song ..

Homsi praying

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Farmville

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

Updates on the Bus Explosion in Syria

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Check out what a flat tyre does in Syria loool ..

Though the circumstances around the latest blast remain unclear, with officials describing this as an accident caused by a burst tyre and one report claiming it was caused by a gas canister in a passenger’s luggage, fingers on the street will automatically point to militant Sunni Islamist groups. [More]

Aoun’s visit to Bkerke

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

As requested, here is my opinion on Aoun’s visit to Bkerke …

Thank you Pierre Sadek.

Mitil el Bsen toli3 3a Souriyya
Mitil el Bsen 2ittafa2 ma3 el Hariri ..
Wou mitil el bsen toli3 3and el Batrak …

I don’t understand why Aounists feel so proud about this visit and feel it is directed against the LF. They were the ones insulting & direspecting the Patriarch, yet here is Aoun visiting him and recognizing his stance and his position, just like Geagea asked him to.

PS: He did not attend the whole bishops meeting but only a small part since he came “uninvited”, and was asked to leave before the bishops issued their statement.

Iraqi Shoe thrower gets “shoed” back !

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Loool, This is hilarious !!!

Watch the whole video here.

The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at George Bush, the former US president, has himself come under a shoe attack in the French capital at the hands of a fellow Iraqi.

Al-Zeidi later quipped: “He stole my technique.”

It was not clear if the intruder was a journalist or just pretended to be one to attend the news conference at a centre for foreign reporters.

Al-Zeidi’s brother, Maithan, chased the attacker in the audience and pelted him with a shoe as he left the room.

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Happy Halloween !

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

It is Hassan Nasrallah disguised as a terrorist … oh wait ! he is a terrorist hahaha :-)

ISHR : teach Dictators a lesson

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Source : International Society for Human Rights

ISHR-Iran-Ahmadinedschad-press-freedom

Damascene Perversion

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

Syria’s Underwear Sellers Peddle Sex and Seduction

“This allows the husband to nibble the underwear off of his wife’s body,” explains Hayek. The garment, which costs the equivalent of about €3 ($3.9), is available in a selection of flavors, including pineapple, apple, honey, chocolate and mango. “I probably sell 15 of them a day,” said Hayek.

Towdee7 Min el Tayyar

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

LOL !

Anti-Masturbation Campaign continues …

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Behold my Fellow Arab men, The campaign is not over, in fact it has only begun!
The Arab Umma shall come out victorious on this devilish habit by the name of masturbation :P !

After the large calls to ban masturbation in Syria, the movement is expanding to Lebanon whereas a performance by samba dancers was banned today in Tyr after Lebanese Muslim scholars objected to it and stated: “This is a pornographic dance group that goes against our ethics”

The Ouwet Blog’s correspondant from Tyr clarified that the increase of masturbation among young men and elderly due to the samba dance was the main reason behind its cancellation. Scholars feared such a habit might weaken the youth and maybe the resistance fighters who have nothing to do all day but stay in their bunkers and watch tv. He continued that Syria, by the name of Mr.Fadal, had ordered those scholars to step up and stop the performance fearing that Israel might be behind this malicious plan after it had failed militarily to weaken the resistance.

When asked about his opinion, Danny from the Ouwet blog blasted those scholars and called what happened a real joke. He continued saying “I don’t understand how Samba is not ok but marrying 4 women & Mut3a Marriage are ok …. “

The Porn industry also commented on this incident and offered the scholars a free membership for one year to porno channels to show them how a real pornographic dance is performed.

ISF @ White

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

This is not what it looks like …
This is a major arrest by the ISF officers of a big time terrorist disguised as a party girl lol …

Walid Jumblat, Leader of The Antichrist?!

Friday, September 11th, 2009

I was Googling the other day and I came across a very weird yet interesting article. It says that Lebanon will be the next birthplace of the Antichrist, and Walid Jumblat will be the leader! Hahaha

“…For that reason, it did not take long for Lebanese Druze warlord and popular politician Walid Jumblatt to capitalize on this rising tide of popular sentiment by becoming a leading critic of the Syrian occupation in Lebanon. Emotions ran so high that Syria even felt compelled to deploy military troops, temporarily, in the Chouf mountain region where Jumblatt and his Druze people live. After all, how could Syria know it was forcing a military confrontation with the man who very possibly will become the Antichrist? Then the Lebanese military, without any warning, arrested more than 250 opposition activists, including many prominent opposition leaders, for opposing the Syrian army occupation! However, it did not take very long for both Cardinal Sfeir and Druze leader Walid Jumblatt to lead widespread criticism against this crackdown — prompting the military to release most of the activists whom they had just arrested. “

The article is a bit old but anyway, here’s the link in case you are interested:
http://www.frankcaw.com/Antichrist-Lebanon.html

How do Terrorists spank ?

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Mr jump a lot…

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

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Jenblatt awalan…

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

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Doumakratiyeh 2009-08-03 (Jan-blat)

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

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