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I Call BULLSHIT

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

Naharnet
The Hizbullah member, who opened fire at an army helicopter killing pilot Samer Hanna last year, told the military court that he mistook the chopper for an Israeli aircraft.
Mustafa Hassan Muqdim, 23, who is a member of Hizbullah’s military wing, told the court on Friday that he was in a room when he heard a chopper and gunshots in Sujud hills on August 28, 2008.

Muqdim said he went outside thinking the helicopter was Israeli and fired five rounds from his Kalashnikov rifle from a distance of 250-300 meters.

“Then I saw people heading towards the helicopter and I stopped shooting,” the man told the 10-minute hearing. “We were three in the room when the chopper came. My friends did not take part in the shooting because they didn’t have guns.”
He said he didn’t see the Lebanese flag on the chopper and the sun’s rays possibly blurred his vision. The 23-year-old added that he was at the party’s post the day before and wasn’t informed about the possibility of having a Lebanese helicopter flown in the region.

“We weren’t in a state of alert at the time in the area. We had instructions to shoot in case of self-defense. That is obligatory,” pan-Arab daily al-Hayat quoted Muqdim as telling the court.

Does he think we’re stupid or something?

  1. So he shot the guy from 300 meters away with an AK47, while he was in a moving helicopter?
  2. Couldn’t this professional Hizb Soldier recognize the difference between a LAF and IAF helicopter?
  3. Since when does Israel invade us with just one plane that carries four people, in the middle of the day?
  4. Is this Hizb’s high-alert resistance?  Three guys with one AK? 

Allah Yer7amak ya Samer Hanna.

LBC: M14 won the Election

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

LBC is reporting that M14 has won the election. So far they have 51 seats to M8’s 35.

Jiji is on LBC right now. He looks hilarious!!

Does He Realize What He’s Saying?

Friday, May 29th, 2009

“We have fought for Lebanon, but we did not kill anyone, and we did not assassinate anyone, and we do not have blood on our hands,” said Change and Reform bloc leader MP Michel Aoun.

Your allies killed many, your allies assassinated many, your allies all have blood on their hands.

“We are dealing with ignorant people who want continuous war,” he added.

[Cough Cough]

 “We should put an end to the current ruling majority, because if they were able they would have reformed the state, but they do not have the capability or the intention. If you want to build Lebanon properly, no one in the majority should be reelected. We will not sell our conscience in the slave market.”

Of course!  If you love building your country, you should vote for Hezballah!  You’ll get to feel the joy of building your country over and over again.

Aoun asked why those who assassinated then-president-elect Bachir Gemayel in 1982 were not prosecuted when his brother, former president and current Kataeb leader Amin Gemayel, ruled the country.

I ask him where could he find the audacity to ask such a question when he today is allied to the people who killed BG?

“Those who were killed in Achrafieh were victims of a war in which the Lebanese Forces were involved.”

He forgot to mention who the other side involved in the war in Achrafieh was, and who showered it with artillery and tank shells to rid it of the evil LF. 

“We should overcome the past and look forward to the future,” Aoun told the crowds. “But we will not forget the crimes, and we will not forget the criminals. They should quit public service and politics. Those who have harmed the freedom and independence of Lebanon are not welcome.”

He seems to have forgotten all the Syrian crimes quite quickly.  He appears to have forgotten the criminals of the SSNP, AMAL, Lebanese Arab Army…  No one is harming the freedom of Lebanon more than Iran and Syria.

“I swear by the sky, whatever its color, that Syria is not coming back,” he added. 

As long as you’re fulfilling all their wishes, they don’t need to come back.

-NOW Staff

Proud Murderer

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

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Hezbollah Secretary General Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah struck a controversial note on Friday evening, calling last year’s May 7 events a “merry day” in the Resistance’s history.
 
At a graduation of Hezbollah students in Roueiss, Nasrallah said that “the May 7 events safeguarded Lebanon’s institutions, and forced all Lebanese parties to go back to the roundtable dialogue, which led to the election of President Michel Sleiman.”
 
“I tell the Lebanese, Sunnis and Shia in particular, that the May 7 events put an end to sedition in Beirut,” Nasrallah said. “The majority aims to create a rift between Sunni and Shia as an excuse for foreign troops to enter Lebanon to end civil war.”
 
“We do not want the Lebanese to forget the May 7 events,” Nasrallah continued, “Because we do not want the foolish decisions made by the cabinet on May 5 to be repeated. The main weapons used by the Resistance during the 2006 July War were Hezbollah’s network, which was attacked on May 5 by the cabinet’s decision. ”

Rest on NOW!

Merry May 7th everyone.  3a2bel kell sene.

Lebanon’s Feudal Mentality!

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

عائلات فتوحية تجدّد دعمها لزوين
بعد تسارع وتيرة الاحداث في قضاء كسروان – الفتوح وتزامنا مع اقتراب موعد الانتخابات النيابية، عقدت عائلات زوين ومهنا وابي غانم وعويني اجتماعا اول من امس واصدرت على اثره البيان الآتي: “ان عائلات زوين ومهنا وابي غانم وعويني، قررت مجتمعة دعم المرشحة النائبة جيلبرت موريس زوين للانتخابات النيابية المقبلة”.
وشددت على “تفعيل الجهود لدى كل المراجع الكسروانية والفاعليات لضمان فوز المرشحة واللائحة المنضوية تحت لوائها”، تاركة لزوين “اتخاذ الخيار المناسب حول تحالفاتها لما فيها مصلحة الوطن والقضاء والعائلات”.
ودعت العائلات “مناصري زوين الى لقاء موسع يعقد في دارتها التاسعة مساء اليوم دعماً للموقف المتخذ”.

Man this article really pissed me off!

When are we going to get rid of this blind tribal mentality????!!!!!

What has she done while in parliament??
I’ve never even heard her talk! Ever! Not once!

What has she done for Keserwen? Nothing.
Yet people are still going to vote for her because she’s from their town or family?

Such people deserve shuch candidates!

Lebanon Needs Primary Elections

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Everyday we hear a dozen stories about candidates from the same party or alliance clashing over a seat here and a seat there.

This highlights the fact that Lebanon is the perfect country for primary elections.

First the people from the same party elect their nominee, and the winner runs for the actual parliamentary elections. It could spare us plenty of this inner-bickering that leaves supporters of the same party or alliance confused as to whom they should vote for.

Every district has clashes and disputes over its list and primary elections are the perfect solution.

But then again maybe this idea is a little too democratic for the Lebanese tribal mentality. ;)

Four soldiers killed in Bekaa ambush, army tightens security

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Four Lebanese soldiers were killed when their vehicle was raked with bullets and blasted with a grenade in an apparently drugs-related ambush Monday.
 
The attack occurred in the Bekaa Valley in the east of the country near the Syrian border, a Hezbollah stronghold that has also long been known as a fertile drug-producing region.
 
“At 11:00 am (0800 GMT), an army vehicle was ambushed by armed men… Four soldiers were killed and an officer was injured,” an army statement said.
 
The army reported that the four soldiers killed in the attack were Sergeant Khodr Ahmad Sleiman, Warrant Officer Mahmoud Marwan, Corporal Bader Hussein Bader Baghdadi, and Corporal Zakariah Ahmad Hablass. Major Allam Dounia was also injured in the attack.

Witnesses told AFP that the soldiers were killed in Riyaq, about 20 kilometers from Baalbek, when their jeep came under fire from machine-guns and a rocket-propelled grenade.

More from NOW

It’s a shame to see soldiers being killed by Lebanese.  Let’s hope that the army finishes off these criminals before the politicians try to sweep this under the rug.

Sanioura Running For Parliament!?

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

From Nejmeh Square, Prime Minister Fouad Siniora officially announced on Tuesday his candidacy for one of the Sunni seats in the Saida district for the upcoming parliamentary elections.

He said he would provide services to the people and implement reforms, adding that he “will try to pave the way for state institutions to work in Lebanon’s interests.”

“I rely on God and the Lebanese people who participated in the March 14 uprising,” he said.

NOW Lebanon

This move from Sanioura is beyond me.  How can the Prime Minister finish his term then run for parliament which is a lower position?

Regardless of his political stances throughout the years and his bad policies ( mostly the financial ones ), I think he’s one of the best statesmen in the history of this country; and now he wants to go sit in Parliament where his nemesis Nabih Berri can knock a hammer and tell him to sit down and shut up?

This guy has had a good run but maybe he should end it right here.  Why would you run for an office that is lower than the one you’re in right now?  Plus do we really have to keep cycling through the same people over and over and over?  Can’t we get some new candidates?  I don’t know what he’s trying to achieve with this move.

Geagea announces Cedar Revolution II as LF electoral program

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

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Lebanese Forces leader Samir Geagea spoke at BIEL hall in Beirut on Saturday, announcing the electoral program of the LF under the slogan of Cedar Revolution II. The LF also announced its candidates for the upcoming parliamentary elections. LF MPs and partisans as well as public figures presented speeches in the ceremony, which marked the 15th anniversary of the disbandment of the Lebanese Forces.

Geagea called the Lebanese “heroes” for their support of the 2005 Cedar Revolution, and called on them to be “heroes” once again by voting for the Cedar Revolution II electoral program on June 7.

The LF’s 15 point Cedar Revolution II program included:

1- Assuring Lebanon’s full independence through the demarcation of all its borders, starting with the Shebaa Farms.

2- Assuring the principle of absolute sovereignty of the Lebanese state. There must be no state  in Lebanon parallel to the Lebanese state. We refuse the recognition of the weapons outside [the control of] the state because they open the door for the state’s collapse. We call for limiting the defensive and security duties exclusively to the state.

3- Commitment to international resolutions, primarily UN Security Council Resolutions 1559, 1680 and 1701, in order to preserve Lebanon from foreign interference.

4- Commitment to the Special Tribunal for Lebanon, and adoption of all the treaties necessary for its proper functioning without any obstruction.

5- Keeping distance from the policy of regional and international axes, and instead being open for interaction with the rest of the world.

6- Finding a solution for the Palestinian weapons inside and outside the refugee camps, according to the decisions taken during the national dialogue in 2006.

7-  Taking all necessary measures to prevent the naturalization of the Palestinians in Lebanon, and deploying continuous efforts to improve their economic situation in compliance with Lebanon’s civilized and humanitarian heritage.

8-  Supporting Lebanese-Syrian diplomatic ties, starting the neutralization process, reconsidering the Brotherhood, Cooperation and Coordination treaty [between Lebanon and Syria] and disbanding the Lebanese-Syrian Higher Council.

9-  Placing the issue of the Lebanese detainees in the Syrian prisons as a primary article on the agenda of Lebanese-Syrian negotiations.

10-  Seeking a constitutional life away from pressures, threats  and obstruction.

11-  Seeking the return of true balance to all the state’s institutions and administration through political equity in the constitutional council, following the stipulations of the Taif Accord.

12-  Reforming the citizenship law, including restoring Lebanese nationality to Lebanese expatriates.

13-  Achieving administrative and development decentralization to ensure stability by decreasing the dispute inside the central authority and strengthening balanced development.

14- Enhancing women contribution to public responsibilities, and their participation in political life.

15-  Discouraging emigration by developing a caring state supportive of agriculture and its workers. Building a state that: gives the people their rights of hospitalization through a complete health program, protects its children’s rights, supports its public and private schools and universities, and protects its cultural uniqueness.

Read the rest from NOW Lebanon

Sex, censorship and videotape

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

HELP! was pasted all over Beirut in February on bright blue posters advertising the new Lebanese film addressing sex, prostitution, drugs and homelessness. But anticipation for the movie, which cost over $200,000 to make, came to nothing. The film’s directors told NOW that the Censorship Department in the General Security withdrew permission for a planned screening on February 16.

Legislation for film-making here is notoriously difficult, with directors having to submit an outline of the film to censors before beginning shooting, and then submit the finished product to the censors again. The directors of Help, however, say that they had jumped through all the bureaucratic hoops and were granted in July last year a license for screenings in February by General Security’s Supervisory Department.

So why was the film banned? Writer and director Mark Abi Rached said, “the product has not changed,” but the officer in charge of censorship has. Producer Bacchus Elwan told Al-Arabiya that, “the movie was banned because the officer in charge of censorship was replaced and he didn’t like it…he hasn’t seen the movie though.” And the organization Skeyes, the Center for Defending Media and Cultural Freedoms founded in memory of assassinated journalist Samir Kassir, suggested that a Catholic organization influenced the decision to ban the film.

The case highlights once more Lebanon’s rigid rules on politics, sex and religion in the media, which figures like Interior Minister Ziad Baroud and Culture Minister Tammam Salam have worked to reduce.

More from NOWlebanon

When are we going to stop this dictorship-like method of censoring everyhting a la Syrian Regime?  What is this retarted way of censoring where a movie is either cleared for everyone to view or it can’t be viewed by anyone?

Al some religious figures asked that some parts of the movie be deleted.  Leh choo khassoun henne?  No one is making you watch this movies!  If you don’t like it or think it goes against your beliefs, then ignore it.  But you can’t tell others what they can and can’t watch.  The greatest movies ever produced are R-rated and have love scenes and violent content!

How do you expect this director, who probably worked day and night to make a decent movie, to stay in the country now?  This guy is going to pack his bags and leave to somewhere he can air his movies.  And they say that they’re trying to stop the youth from immigrating…

Lebanon central bank chief got it right

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
Salame was invited to open the stock market on Wall Street next monday.  He was invited because people were impressed with how well he managed the global financial crisis.
Riad Toufic Salame bucked pressure in 2005 and kept Lebanese banks from investing in mortgage-backed securities. Now the sector is prospering amid the global downturn.
Reporting from Beirut — Throughout history, men braved the odds to perform great feats. Outmatched generals snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. Titans of industry gambled on bold innovations to reap jackpots. Athletes tested the limits of human endurance in quests for glory.

Riad Toufic Salame, the governor of Lebanon’s central bank, is not one of those men.

Instead, the silver-haired banker became a hero by playing it very, very safe. In 2005, he defied pressure from the Lebanese business community and bucked international trends to issue what now looks like a prophetic decree: a blanket order barring any bank in his country from investing in mortgage-backed securities, which contributed to the most dramatic collapse of financial institutions since the Great Depression.

So as major banks in America and Europe were shuttered or partly nationalized and thousands of people in the U.S. financial sector were laid off, Lebanon’s banks had one of their best years ever.

From the LA Times

Words of Wisdom, Indeed.

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Gather ’round children, Jiddo Michel has a story to tell you.

In his press conference today, Aoun told a riveting story that I will sum up like this:

A guy says to another that he is willing to sell his rifle for $250, the guy gives him a thousand dollars instead.  When he gets the rifle, he points it at the guy and says give me back my thousand dollars.

Aoun told the Lebanese citizens that their vote is their rifle, and they shouldn’t sell it for one thousand dollars.

Of course he was talking about Hariri paying for expats’ tickets so they could come vote.  Now, it seems that Aounis have this common misconception that those people wouldn’t vote for M14  if Hariri doesn’t pay them.  Those people are already supporters of the Cedar Revolution, and there is nothing wrong with them getting a free ticket to practice their rights.  After all, it was Aoun’s ally Salloukh who said that the Foreign Ministry wasn’t able to let people vote abroad.

Now to the irony in this facinating story:

He talked about the guy with the gun making the other guy give him his money back.  Hmmm, now which one of Aoun’s allies has a ‘rifle’?  Is it Amal? Hezbollah? SSNP? Or is it Frangiyeh?  Oh wait, it’s all of them!

How can you tell a story about a man using weapons to force someone else to do something when all of your allies are armed to the teeth? 

Isn’t Hezbollah using its weapons to guarantee its victory in the election in the South and Beqaa, isn’t it using its weapons to force its will on the country?

So once again, my dear General, look in your own yard before criticizing others.

Hezbollah Flag Flies Over Beaufort Castle

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Little is known of the site prior to its capture by Crusader forces in 1139 AD, although historians assume that the castle’s commanding position atop a 700 metre (2,100 ft) hill made it a strategic position even in Biblical and Roman times.


For centruies, armies have fought for this strategic hill and tried to capture its castle.  It’s a historical landmark that should be the pride of the country, and should not be tainted by a terrorist organization’s flag.

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Aoun Vows to Cut Tongues and Hands

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Apparently Hezbollah’s ‘Arm-chopping Syndrome’ is also contagious.

Is he going to ask Hizb to cut his enemies’ hands off?  Because I’m pretty sure his supporters can’t even hold a knife, let alone use it.

From Naharnet:

Free Patriotic Movement leader Michel Aoun predicted taht the forthcoming parliamentary elections would be against “the Aounists.  It would be a universal battle in which air and maritime fleets would be deployed.”

“But we would win,” Aoun told a press conference after the weekly meeting by his Change and Reform Bloc members at his residence ion Rabiyeh.

Aoun also said Premier Fouad Saniora, progressive Socialist party leader Walid Jumblat and Mustaqbal Movement leader Saad Hariri should be referred to a court of law on charges of “hurting relations with Syria.”

He also launched a vehement attack on teh leading daily an-Nahar accusing it of  “miguiding” readers for publishing a report about alleged wiretapping of communications Gebran Bassil.

Bassil, a member of Aoun’s FPM, “would apply law 140.  We would cut the tongue that targets us and chop off the hand that stretches at us,” Aoun Pledged.

Doesn’t this remind you of when he said he was going to break Assad’s head back in ‘89?

Obama Raises Hand, Lifts Nation

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

WASHINGTON (CNN) — President Barack Obama invoked a spirit of confidence and renewal Tuesday, proclaiming to hundreds of thousands of people on the National Mall that the country would ultimately thrive despite hard economic times.

The new president pledged both “bold, swift action” and a willingness to make tough choices in the name of economic recovery and eventual victory in the global war on terror.

“Today I say to you that the challenges we face are real,” Obama said. “They are serious, and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this, America — they will be met.”

The president called for an end to vitriol in the political process, declaring that Americans chose “hope over fear [and] unity of purpose over conflict and discord” in the 2008 election.

“On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances and false promises, the recriminations and worn-out dogmas, that for far too long have strangled our politics,” Obama declared.

“We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things.”

Only In Lebanon?!!

Monday, December 15th, 2008

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Thank You GMA

Friday, December 5th, 2008

We all watched in awe yesterday as General Michel Aoun stepped off a Syrian plane in Damascus Airport and was greeted by Syrian dictator Bachar Assad.

All the Aounis on this blog have been reluctantly defending this visit, claiming that we’re jealous or all that we’re concerned with is Aoun or that the General is making us mad and frustrated with this ’successful’ visit.

However, the LF couldn’t be happier about this visit.  Aoun just won us thousands of votes in the upcoming election.  We didn’t have to campaign or make speeches or anything.  He did the work and we get the votes.

In the 2005 election Aoun swept the board, running on a platform of reform and objecting to Hezbollah being armed.  In 2006, he lost many supporters when he signed the MOU with Hezbollah.  He lost even more votes when he stood by the Hizb during and after their costly war against Israel.  After that, he lost a large chunk of his supporters when the opposition paralyzed the country for almost two years.  Many stood by him through all that, defending him and hoping that there is still hope.  But this visit was the last straw.  Their General –who fought countless wars against Syria and criticised its regime for so long– was now demanding that the Lebanese people apologize to Syria.

So thank you Mon General for guaranteeing our victory in the election, and please keep up these crazy antics.

Awkward…

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

“Fouad El Ashkar, as well as many other army officers who were jailed in Syria went up with Aoun to meet Assad.”

Can you imagine what that conversation was like?
>Hey! Long time no see…
>Oh hi! I didn’t recognize you without any blood covering your face…  So how have you been?
>I’m good… I moved into an apartment.
>Oh that’s good for you…
>Yeah… it’s a little bigger than that underground cell you kept me in all that time…I actually get sunlight in the new place!
>Oh that’s good…  Hey! I told the chef to put a dead rat on your plate, just like the ones you used to eat when you were here last time.

It’s Your Choice!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

This is what March 14’s campain should be:

 

 

 

 

Back To The Good Ole Days

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

 

استقبل الرئيس السوري الدكتور بشار الأسد قائد الجيش اللبناني العماد جان قهوجي في زيارة تعارف، بعدها التقى قائد الجيش والوفد المرافق نائب القائد العام – وزير الدفاع العماد حسن توركماني في مكتبه، وقد تم خلال اللقاء بحث آخر مستجدات الأحداث وتطوراتها وبخاصة العلاقات الأخوية بين جيشي البلدين الشقيقين وسبل تطويرها بما يخدم مصالحهما المشتركة.

كما تناول البحث تفعيل التعاون في مجالات التدريب واللوجستية، والعمل المشترك لكشف مصير العسكريين المفقودين خلال الأحداث

UmmI have an idea:  How about you just #*%$^@ release the prisoners and spare us the “joint committees”?