Last week in damascus, they stood for the press
Papa Najad,Mama Bachar,& Baby Hassan in a dress

Papa Najad had not changed at all, like his legs were cut in half
While Mama Bachar with her long neck, had been blowing a Girrafe

But Baby Hassan! what a darling , it couldnt be truer
Despite that an hour ago, he’d crawled out of a sewer!

What a family to behold, the sweetest couple and child
And The worlds most perfect cast for “Terrorists Gone Wild!”

Baby Hassan had brought along his little katyusha rattles
Papa mahmoud, in persian said “this is the mother of all battles”

But Mama bachar, the cheating slut, as she smiled for the shot
Hoped that neither figured out what the CIA had bought

You see, recently, Don CIA, has been seducing Mahmouds wife
& Papa najad and Baby Hassan have been worried for their life

Its only a matter of time you see,for the love to hate conversion
Especially when you try to marry off, an Arab to a Persian

Two Lying types with little trust and with treachery as their motto
With parents like that, as baby hassan, I wouldn’t play the lotto

Papa Mahmoud wants a new girlfriend, She really is “The Bomb”
And Mama Bachar, has never liked …to be the single Mom

Baby Hassan, dear baby hassan is now stuck in the middle
While these two Evil Parents, play his future like a Fiddle

And Just like in the search engines; Google chewed up Yahoo
This little hairy terror child, may be fed to Netanyahu

So as this evil charade, goes on and on and on
lets you and I say a prayer for dear old lebanon

Dear God, please take away from Lebanon, this hairy terror holy
And then replace him with the Tits and Ass of Angelina Jolie

AL MOWTOU LI SOUWIYYA
AL MOWTOU LI IWAN

LONG LIVE LEBANON 10452 KM2

A recent remix of ” You look Wonderful Tonight ” By Eric clapton.

Sung By Sayyed Hassan to Michel Aoun one evening

Its late in the dahieh
Micho’s wondering what words to swear
He uses some more Botox
And combs his three last hairs
And then he asks me
Hassouna do I look alright
And I say yes, you look Aounderful tonight

Its time for Aoun to go home now
Al mowtou li amwika I said
He said “skitouu!!”
So I sent him to Bed
And then I tell him
That my turban feels tight
But he says Hassan you looked Aounderful tonight
Oh dear Hassan, you looked Aounderful tonight

YESTERDAY AOUNIES REJOICED FROM THE ROOF
WHEN THEY SAW GRANDPA AOUN UP IN THE CHOUF

THEIR LOGIC IS CLEAR: “DO WHATEVER IT TAKES”
AND PRAY NO ORANGE ZOMBIE EVER AWAKES

JUMBLATT WAS THE DEVIL , OF A THOUSAND HELLS
BUT MOSTLY FOR THE INFAMOUS MUKHTARA BELLS!!

ACCORDING TO THE LAST FREE PROSYRIAN SEARCH
THERE WAS NO SINGLE BELL ATTACHED TO A CHURCH

THE AOUNIES THEY CLAIMED, WITH PHOTOSHOPPED BELIEF
THAT MISTER MOUSTACHE HIMSELF WAS REALLY THE THIEF

BUT THE EVIL INCARNATE FLIP FLOPPING OLD DRUZE
HAS JUST MOVED ONBOARD THE ALZHEIMER CRUISE

SO NOW THE ORANGUTANS FOUND A WAY TO EXCUSE
AND CONVENIENTLY FORGET THE CHURCHBELL ABUSE

THATS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE LATEST ORANGE JUICE
THAT MUGHNIEH AND JESUS WERE RESISTING THE JEWS

THATS NOT SUCH A MIRACLE FROM POPE AOUN THE FIRST
IF YOU CONSIDER THAT EMILE LAHHOUD IS NO LONGER CURSED

AOUN RECENTLY FORGAVE HIM ON MAR MAROUNS DAY
AND TOGETHER, RESPECT TO BACHAR DID THEY PAY

OH ORANGUTANS, WHEN WILL YOU EVER BE FREE
FROM THE SWINGING IN THE SYRIAN TREE?

WAKE UP WAKE UP , ITS TIME TO LEAVE
BEFORE A ZELZAL HITS TEL AVIV

THEN NO ONE WILL EVER LIVE TO TELL
THE LEGEND OF THE MUKHTARA BELL

FROM NAHARNET

Qabalan Calls for Boycotting Libya’s Arab Summit

Deputy Head of the Higher Islamic Shiite Council Sheikh Abdul Amir Qabalan stressed that Lebanon should boycott the forthcoming Arab Summit that will be held in Libya.
In an interview with An Nahar daily, Qabalan described Libya as “a hostile and tyrant state.”

Qabalan accused Libya of kidnapping AMAL’s founder Imam Moussa Sadr and his companions in 1978.

“Is that how we respect Imam Sadr and his Lebanese, Arab, and Islamic position?” added Qabalan, admonishing Lebanon’s decision to participate in Libya’s summit.

As Qabalan hailed the inter-Arab reconciliations, he voiced refusal for them to happen “on expense of Imam Sadr’s cause,” adding that participation becomes legitimate if the case was solved before the occurrence of the summit and if the Lebanese officials put prior conditions on Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi to reveal the truth in Sadr’s case.

“I call on everyone not to line up with our enemy and to respect the feelings of our people … because we have suffered a series of failed experiences with Gadhafi whom we have always called to send back the Imam and his companions to their country in order to establish the best relations between the Lebanese and Libyan peoples, and now he bears the responsibility.”

MY TAKE

It is ok to boycott an arab state because we suspect that the Imam Moussa Sadr was kidnapped and killed by the Lybians, but it is not ok to boycott Syria where thousands of political prisoners have disappeared including priests.

It is ok to curse the Lybians and Moammar el Khaddafi but watch out if you even say one word about Bachar. This is the Shiite Leaders hypocrisy that we live in every day. I want to just stick to this point without going further into other huge double standards that the Shiite Leaders have today, be they religious or otherwise.

I mean how can we still be making an issue out of Moussa Sadr and we dont make issues of Rene Mouawwad or Bachir Gemayel who were “PRESIDENTS” . With all due respect to Sadr , he was a leader and a religious figurehead but he was certainly not as important as the PRESIDENT OF YOUR COUNTRY.

If the Shiites are so nationalistic, they should be voicing concern about all their fellow countrymen who are imprisoned or kidnapped or killed.

It is nauseating that we have to listen to all the mumbo jumbo about national resistance and kicking the Israelis out especially when their DOUBLE STANDARDS are so glaringly unpatriotic.

Of course some dimwit supporter of the Hizboshitallah/ FPM will say that we have no proof that Syria did anything and that it was all evil Zionist agents like Amin Gemayel who killed his son on purpose, BUT MY QUESTION IS WHERE IS YOUR PROOF THAT LYBIA DID ANYTHING TO SADR?

No proof, just accusations and boycotting and a whole lot of hypocrisy.

What is really sad is that all Independent minded Lebanese agree that the Sadr dissapearance should be tackled. I totally agree that all Lebanese political prisoners or martyrs should be accounted for and justice should be done in their cases.

I would like to have one poltician call for the boycotting of the Assad Dictatorship untill we get an explanation of where our countrymen are and who killed all our leaders. Better yet I would love to hear it from one Shiite Leader or blog member.

I am not holding my breath

Its that time of year again! and the Lebanonjon Toy Company has its latest
toys for those Syrian Iranian lovers…..

CALL OF DUTY 5 “RETURN TO SHAM”

The latest video game from EL7ASSTRONIC ARTS, is based on the Mad General Michel Aoun who is called for duty for a 5th time in Syria. The gameplay is phenomenal with real shots of Micho getting on a real SYRIAN plane to Damascus. As the character has gotten older in this game you have to deal with new challenges like memory loss and medication to remain coherent. Again the game is about finding your way through the Syrian Presidential Palace in order to Kiss Bachars Ass. Dodge Villians like Mustapha Tlass, and Asef Shawkat . Multiple players available with the Midget hero Gibran who will help you in your quest.

SUPER MARIO AOUN BROTHERS

This is definitely a little kids game and brings back some of your favorite Aoun characters who are ready to jump, fly, crawl and kiss ass to get coins. You control either LOUGIGI or MARIO AOUN and the new levels are not challenging for the mentally impaired aouny followers.

MOU-NOPOLY

A great take on on an old classic!!
In MOUNOPOLY , the streets are a bit different and unlike MONOPOLY where you can buy property, in MOU NOPOLY you have the right to TAKE property over. First you have t make alliances or MOU’S and then you can start to really take shit over. For example you can take over the Martyrs Square and all of downtown instead of paying for it. In the old MONOPOLY you had to build and create houses and hotels but in MOUNOPOLY you have to destroy houses, hotels and even the whole country if you are really good. If you are the lucky player to get the Dahie Property then you can control all the other colored properties..( yellow, orange, green and shit colored)..( need I say more)…..

TATARI GAME CONSOLE

Just like ATARI was a winner,SHAYTAN ELECTRONICS has created TATARI which is just a step down from the classic gaming console.
Buy the TATARI and you will be happy because it has a special plug that connects to EDL power lines for free. Never have your parents pay for your fun!
TATARI also has great new game titles like TATARIS ( similar to TETRIS but once you build blocks the IDF destroys them)
TATARI comes with a 4.5 Mullahbyte hard disk capacity.

MET3A BARBIE DOLL

Hey all you young M8 girls we have a toy for you. It is a very respectful and completely covered BARBIE DOLL who comes with her own MET3A license for one hour, one day or one week time limits. Take MET3A Barbie anywhere on her Yellow Mobillette. Dress her up until only her eyelashes show and have her work the neighborhood with her Met3a License. She wont disappoint !!!

NAOUNTENDO “TFii” CONSOLE

Just like Nintendo Wii was a winner console, AOUNTENDO TFii is a loser console for all those aouny losers out there who like to blame the world for their problems. Where evrything is a conspiracy against them, the NAOUNTENDO TFii is your gaming experience. the TFii has a controller that allows you to play “min el zinnal ou bel nezel” . Hook the electrodes to your brain and the AOUNTENDO TFii will turn you into a zombie who shouts spits and generally behaves like spastic douchebag.

Dear Butcher Al Assad,

We were so sorry to hear that your seemingly quiet, and uninvolved-in-politics brother, Majd died, and not you. It is rare to hear of someone from your family who is not a sleazy, scumbag dictator with a stupid long neck like a fucking giraffe. Needless to say we were very upset to hear that only the good die in Syria except of course if you were driving the Mitsubishi Pajero with a missing headrest

At first we wondered if you and your father were really evil aliens with that cone-head, dufus moustache look of yours, but when we saw the family picture, we recognized that retarded look running conspicuously through your slowly but pleasantly diminishing family tree.

While we cannot justify ever contacting you, as we are self respecting Lebanese who honor the missing, tortured, and dead Lebanese citizens who suffered at the hand of you and your fathers murderous regimes. We can take pleasure that a scumbag like Michel Aoun and his midget wonderkid-in-law Gigi have shown their true colors by racing each other to get to your villainous court and kiss your buttocks in adulation.

I hope you can take equal pleasure in knowing that all these filthy politicians will once again be plying and vying for your favors. Unfortunately for you, despite all your efforts, somehow the Patriarch,the Lebanese Forces and millions of Lebanese at home and abroad, are there to resist your attempts to swallow Lebanon.

As the great Bachir Gemayel once said so prophetically “Lebanon is easy to ingest, but impossible to digest”.

We hope in this sad time for you, that you reflect on this reality and realize that your bad times will likely endure.
For sure as the sun has risen every morning for thousands of years on the land of the cedars, our dream of a Free Lebanon will never die. We know that we will endure long after you and every future Assad has been buried and forgotten. For as history can attest, we will still be here.

You, thankfully, will not.

Disrespectfully,

LEBANONJON
10452KM2

FROM NAHARNET (TRANSLATION BY LEBANONJON IN BOLD)

Aoun: My Visit to Damascus Not Related to Visit of Any Other Official

Aoun: My Visit to Damascus is intended to be the first so that I can kiss Bachars ass before anyone else

Free Patriotic Movement leader MP Michel Aoun on Wednesday stressed that in contrary to “some who were persistent in visiting Damascus for long years”, he did not visit Damascus to target anyone or to discuss tight interests, but “to discuss what is in the interest of the two countries.”

Friendly Prosyrian Movement leader MP Michel Aoun on Wednesday stressed that just like “all who visited Damascus for long years” , he wanted to make up for lost visits and make sure that he was considered the biggest ass kisser Bachar has known since Emile Lahhoud.

FPM leader told OTV that he had been already planning to make his visit, but the “generous invitation” of President Bashar Assad preceded his plans. He added that Wednesday’s visit coincided with the anniversary of his first “historic” visit to Damascus.

FPM leader told OTV that he had been ordered to come to visit but the chance that Hariri would get more media attention than him prompted him to run even earlier to Damascus. Aoun was also proud that he got to kiss Bachars ass exactly one year after “Hysterically” kissing it in person for the first time since the early 80’s.

Aoun added that he went to Damascus in order to demonstrate the events of one full year, and to discuss the external challenges facing both Lebanon and Syria “especially after the latest Israeli threats.”

Aoun added that he went to Damascus in order to demonstrate to all his orange dimwits that he could completely shit on them and all the soldiers who died as well including their families meanwhile making himself a much bigger douchebag to those who figured him out. Of course he needed to discuss “israeli threats” since he has such success in winning wars.

He also said that his visit aimed to express welcoming and relief over the track of inter-Arab reconciliations, “a track parallel to that initiated in Beirut.”

Bla bla bla I am a douchebag senile orange imbecile ” a track parallel to my tongue in your butt-crack oh dearest Bachar”

Answering a question on whether his visit was related to any other visits, Aoun denied the relation between his visit to Damascus and the timing of the visit of any other Lebanese or non-Lebanese official.

Answering a question on whether his visit was related to any other visits, Aoun lied through his teeth about his trying to steal the limelight from Hariri’s visit to Damascus so that his retarded followers can stupidly claim that Aoun is more important because Bachar met him before Hariri.

“PM Saad Hariri’s visit to Syria has become a declared thing, and is being prepared by those directly concerned with the subject,” added Aoun.

“PM Saad Hariri’s visit to Syria has made me so fucking jealous of him and anyone who has more money than me and more power and more hair and more followers that I will make douchebag statements about not caring about Hariri’s visit : making it even more obvious to everyone how hungry for attention I am”

Earlier, Syrian President Bashar Assad saluted “the national role played by Free Patriotic Movement leader Michel Aoun in the Lebanese political scene” after a summit that gathered them at the People’s palace on Wednesday, Syria’s state-run news agency, SANA, reported.

Earlier Syrian President Bachar Assad openly declared “the perfectly satisfactory role his stooge the Ornage douchebag played in helping Syria get back into the Lebanese Political Scene” after a job interview brought Aoun to the Dictators Palace on Wednesday, Syria’s state-run news agency, SANA, reported.

SANA added that Assad “expressed admiration during the meeting for the national role played by General Aoun in the Lebanese political scene which favors the interest of Lebanon before anything else.”

SANA added that Assad “told the dumb caporal that he would be in the same grave as Hariri and the other people he assassinated if Aoun the douchebag didn’t tow the line like a good little agent.

According to the Syrian agency, Assad also hailed Aoun’s “struggle to fortify national unity and his continuous support for establishing good and firm relations between the two brotherly countries.”

According to the Syrian agency, Assad also hailed Aoun’s “struggle to become president and his continuous striving to get to the kirseh no matter of he was 120 years old and Botox stopped working on his sagging old skin”

On his part, Aoun expressed his “deep admiration for the stances of the Syrian president toward Lebanon and his support for all of what the Lebanese agree on, as well as for the Syrian leadership’s keenness on anything that preserves the unity, independence, and sovereignty of Lebanon.”

On his part, Aoun expressed his “deep admiration for the stances of the Syrian president toward fucking Lebanon and his support for all destroyers of what the Lebanese agree on, as well as for the Syrian leadership’s keenness on anything that preserves the domination , subjugation and syrian control of all Lebanon.”

The two leaders also discussed the latest regional and international developments and the importance of coordination among the neighboring countries of the region in order to safeguard the Arab rights.

The two leaders also discussed how Aoun had improved in ass kissing big time since last year and that Bachar actually hadnt wiped his ass since that day a year ago just waiting for this special “historic” day.

After the meeting, the Syrian president hosted lunch in honor of Aoun, the Syrian news agency said.

After the asskissing, the Syrian president hosted a lunch in honor of his new stooge, the Syrian news agency said

LBC TV network reported that the Syrian president had sent a private jet to take Aoun to Damascus, accompanied by former minister Michel Samaha and a delegation from FPM.

LBC TV network reported that the Syrian president felt that everyone should know that Aoun is a syrian stooge since he accepts to ride a Syrian plane and doesnt have one little shred of dignity at all. Michel Samaha was sent on the plane to train Aoun in the most advanced ass kissing techniques developed by Samaha over 35 years.

Aoun returned to Beirut shortly after his trip to Damascus that lasted only a few hours.

TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MUTA’A MARRIAGES

You are at a party in Dahieh, and your friend Ali says ” I am bored, lets get married for a few minutes” . In this case your answer would be…..

1. Yes sure, I still have my mutaa license from last week !!
2. Wait we have to get Ali Ammars approval, I’ll be right back. I thinK I saw him with Fneish in the basement.
3. You fool don’t you know I’m married to Haidar since my first cup of zamzam at 5pm
4. Do you have ‘fajr lal najr’ condoms ?, I won’t mutaa without tham

You meet some Aounies from Rabieh at an HA/FPM coordination event in Bir Hassan and a young Orange haired girl with yellow underwear says to you ” Hi ca va kifak ? Bhibb el moukawame , T’ aime le muta’a? In this case you say …..

1. Sure we have the MoU-TA’A agreement with the FPM so it should be no problem
2. Wow your underwear matches my yellow slippers!!, lets have doggy mouta’a style
3. I have to go stab someone in dikweneh with my friends , can we do this in a couple of hours?

You meet a girl with a full Chador on and you like her exposed eyelashes but are not sure about the rest of the package. You would like to invite her for a long night of Muta’a but you need to be certain. In this case you….

1. Get a Muta’a license for 30 Seconds renewable continuously for 24 hours
2. Get a Muta’a license for 1 hour and hope for the best
3. Get a 24 Hour Muta’a license in your name and your friend Mahmouds just in case, because he likes fat, ugly girls.
4. Go back and have muta’a with Orange Jessy from rabieh and don’t risk it.

You have something wrong with your little hassouna but you still want to have Muta’a with the married woman next door. In this case you say…

1. I have syphilis from another marriage, do you still wanna Muta’a?
2. I ran my hassouna into a meat grinder by acccident, but I am fine, lets have muta’a
3. That smell is from the garbage dump next door, you are such a Muta’a Milf , lets do this

You are in a Muta’a marriage with your first cousin and the license lasts 48 hours. While on your mobilette you meet a “Muta’a Gone Wild” actress in downtown Dahieh. She wants you, you want her………what do you do ??

1. Take her on the mobilette handle bars back to your cousin and have a Muta’a Threesome
2. Be honest and tell her that you will get a divorce from your cousin faster than she can say ” Al mowto li Amrika” so that you can be together for the rest of the day.
3. Don’t say anything , by law you are allowed 4 Muta’a wives at a time.

No women are willing to have Muta’a with you. Even your hairy grandmother who was rumored to have slept with the entire resistance in one night refuses to spend one measly muta’a minute with you.
You are desperate and you notice your neighbors goat “barsa’ making eyes at you…….In this case

1. Muta’a marriage license is not required.
2. Muta’a license doesnt work for animals , you must apply for a Bestiality Muta’a
3. “Barsa” is already married to your cousin Ja3far so you must wait 24 hours for that license to expire.

Once again those who love Lebanon as a democratic, independent and open nation are in the gun sights of Syria. As Hariri and Jumblatt follow the likes of Aoun and Hizballah to kiss the robes of the Syrian Dictator, the Lebanese Forces members and myriad other like-minded Lebanese are left to bear the aspirations of our martyrs.

This is not an unfamiliar place. We have been here since as long as we can recall. The line we follow is unwavering; We accept nothing less than an independent and free voice in this middle east. We look for tolerance and religious expression. We seek free markets and financial prosperity. We relish connections with all nations and all cultures. We want a stable powerful country that allows for all its citizens ideals.

Those who seek to silence us are many and worse among them are those who claim to be Lebanese.

I wonder what kind of a person accepts to visit Syria when so many Lebanese are unaccounted for in Syrian jails and graves?

I wonder what kind of a person accepts to have a militia doing the bidding of a foreign country within his own nation’s borders?

I wonder what kind of person accepts foreign funds to fuel hatred within his country?

I wonder what kind of person accepts to be a second class citizen in his own country?

I will not bother one moment with the so called Leaders who most Lebanese follow blindly. I ask the citizen directly; what lies in your heart? Where is your dignity? Where is your self respect?

When will you begin to make decisions based on your country’s best interests?

Those of us who understand the words that I write know that Lebanon will never be free from these traitors until the citizen learns to think for himself; learns to see his Nation as precious, as fragile, as a treasure.

Until that time, we remain as guardians of this hope and this vision. We remain dignified under attack and resolute under fire. We will not bend and we will not back down. We will have a Free Lebanon for the Lebanese or we will die trying.

10452 KM 2

CAPE CANAVERAL, NASA HEADQUARTERS

Recent discovery of water on the moon was mainly a smoke screen to hide a far more sinister discovery. A recent NASA experiment to fly a satellite into the crater at the pole revealed the presence of H2O and HAJJ RADWAN who has been assumed dead since the Shaqiqa Syria and the Mossad collaborated on his elimination.

Hajj Radwan was photographed with his signature ‘Von Dutch’ trucker cap and his neatly trimmed beard. Instead of a lunar rover, he was driving a new Mistubishi Pajero with a missing head rest.

Scientist have been trying to hide Hizballah’s latest foray into Space so as not to embarrass Israel who has, until now, not been able to put a man on the moon.

No one is exactly sure how Mughniyyeh ended up on the moon, but rumors have it that one of the reasons why he was so hard to catch.

NASA is trying to figure out if he was actually drinking the recently found water or if there is a beach there as they found his slippers in a sandy stretch beneath the crater.

When reporters asked Sayyed Hassan about the allegations that Mughniyyeh was on the moon, he responded with his traditional ” We will neither deny nor affirm that Radwan is there, but if you dare steal his slippers, we will send our rockets to the center of the space station” he then added ” it is not time to discuss integrating Hajj Radwan into the space program until NASA is strong and capable and can defend itself from the Zionist threat.”

Is this what we waited so long to see?
And this is what took five months to agree

So he can hang himself for electing both 14 and 8
And die before march can find a new date

I often believe that all Lebanese share the same vision of Lebanon that I do. This belief stems from the simple needs that citizens require above all else. In my search for a cohesive identity for the Lebanese citizen, I envisioned a place that I believed all my fellow citizens would want to live in.

Laws: An environment in which all citizens and businesses are treated equally before the Law.

Freedom of expression : A country in which any journalist, news outlet, person, or group can express their beliefs within a common legal framework.

Respect and Protection of the Environment: A country in which our priority is to reforest and preserve our unique micro climate along with the wildlife within it. A country with a zoning code that requires parks and green spaces. An aggressive push towards creating reserves and national parks. Laws that strongly prohibit littering and garbage dumping on land or in the sea.

Utilities and Infrastructure: A country in which its main priority is providing an efficient platform with which to stimulate the economy and provide for all its citizens.

Education: A country whose priority it is to provide a strong education to all its citizens no matter what their financial status. A country where history is taught about our extremely rich ancient past as well as our recent history. A country where no exceptions are made with regard to our National Identity. We are Lebanese and unique in this middle east in the continuous habitation in this part of the world with our connection to east and west.

Democratic Ideals: A country where elections and campaigns are rigorously monitored through strict and transparent systems. A country where auditing of election finances are standard and where term limits establish a public service guarantee. A country with an election law that follows proportionality and respects each and every sect within its religious breakdown.

Constitution: A country whose constitution is made by the people for the people rather than for political interests of governments and politicians. A constitution that is unalterable in its protection of freedoms and democracy.

Defense: A country whose Army is trained to defend its people through a sophisticated strategy of decentralization that relies on an individuals right to bear arms. This is achieved through a mandatory conscription for one year in which soldiers are trained in Nationalism, Ethics and Military Tactics. This will create a massive armed national reserve that turns the entire nation into one defensive unit in the case of an invasion from any border.

Police: A country with a large and active police force constantly being monitored and tested by an internal affairs unit for corruption.

Palestinian Refugees: A country who agrees to solve the Palestinian problem internally by creating the following : 1. Weapon free camps policed by Lebanese. 2. A Legal residency permit that allows its holder to work but not to vote. 3. A DNA and fingerprint database for crime prevention. 4. A Coordination Directorate that helps allocate grants and foreign aid to these refugees. 5. An absolute rejection of naturalization that is constitutional and unalterable.

Agriculture: A country that realizes its unique ability to be self sufficient through its agriculture and water. A country that also has a nationwide strategy to produce crops of competitive advantage for export. A country with awareness of nutrition and organic practices that translate into a lucrative tourism sector besides an export capability.

Foreign Policy: A country with a strict foreign policy dedicated to positive neutrality. A country who has no enemies and does not involve itself in regional issues but rather serves as a forum and example for coexistence.

Government: A country whose government uses a rotational method among the two major religions i.e. Christian and Muslim.
Using strict term limits, a president and prime minister who alternate between these two religions (A Christian President and Muslim PM for a term of 6 years and then vice versa for the next term.)and who are elected by their respective constituents. Head of parliament would be abolished and replaced by an elected constitutional council to resolve disputes.

I could spend hours expanding on all these topics but I just wanted to share these with you as a start of a discussion. I also wanted to point out that during our past elections, no party really campaigned on any of these topics. Instead we had polarization and division in order to divert attention from these basic tenets of NATIONAL IDENTITY.

N, thanks for creating the number one fascist blog on the world wide web. I commend you for not allowing any opinions that would even remotely insult our great Fuhrer Samir Geagea. In fact I have never ever seen one critical remark on this blog about the Lebanese Forces. All of the writers here are 1000% pure supporters of everything Fascist and right leaning.

I commend you for never allowing any comments that could possibly even slightly be construed as part of a different view than our singular christian fascist movement. In fact you are so good at keeping our comments of one color that I almost feel as if there were no other vision in this world except the Fascist Utopia we always imagined.

I wonder how those other parties in Lebanon like Hizballah and Fanatic Prosyrian Movement (FPM) can tolerate having such incredible freedom of expression. I have noticed how Hizballah has so many members who are critical of Hassan Nassrallah that I am surprised that they accept him as their leader. I visited the Hizballah forum and noticed a complete mess of opinions that differ with the leadership. I saw such levels of liberalism and secularism, that I fear they may collapse from such lax attitude about freedom.

The Orange room is also so democratic that I was feeling sick just noticing how many different viewpoints there were. I think that they are so critical of Aoun and his circle of brilliant leaders that I wonder what could ever make them galvanize behind one leader and listen to his every word as if it were from the heavens, just like our all powerful most beloved right wing christian extremist site here where we tolerate no dissent whatsoever.

And then the visions they have for Lebanon, can you believe it??

Hizballah has has decided that it wants gay marriage and abortion to be legal. They are trying to get a Lebanese jewish comedian to perform soon. I mean seriously, can you imagine that they want to be friends with other nations who believe in democracy? What kind of crazy ideology do they have.

I sincerely hope that we never have to abide by UN resolutions and such nonsense. We don’t need to be part of any group of democratic nations nor do we have any use for cultural exchange. Lebanon is best remaining with other Fascist and single minded States like our beloved Syria and Iran.

Once again I comment you for never allowing the Lebanese Forces site of OUWET.com to ever call for a Free Lebanon and a democratic government. I would never accept it.

It is strange N to see all these liberal secular, democratic, self critical groups like Hizballah and FPM.

I hope we never become like them.

I trust you will continue to eliminate any freedom of speech as it has no use in our beliefs

HIZABLLAH HAS CREATED A NEW CREDIT CARD CALLED FATWACARD. THEY RECENTLY RELEASED SEVERAL NEW ADS.

Stealing 1 Mistubishi Pickup Truck…………. 0 Dollars

Brainwashing 1 Suicide Bomber………………0 Dollars

2000 Kilos of Explosives from Syria………….0 Dollars

Buying Phone cards………………………….200 dollars

Blowing Hariri up ……………………………PRICELESS

THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE IS FATWACARD

Dirty old Tents………………………………………………2000 Dollars

Aragil and Slippers………………………………………….500 Dollars

Paying Some Hizb members to hang out…………………20,000 Dollars

Closing Downtown For 2 Years…………………………PRICELESS

THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE IS FATWACARD

Night Vision Goggles ………………………………. 1500 Dollars

Chain Link Fence Cutters……………………………..80 Dollars

Explosive Device……………………………………..1000 Dollars

Kidnapping 2 Israeli Soldiers………………………………0 Dollars

Watching Lebanon get destroyed …………………PRICELESS

THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE IS FATWACARD

AK47……………………………………500 Dollars

Bullets…………………………………..10 Dollars

Hiding in a rathole………………………0 Dollars

Shooting Samer Hanna………………..PRICELESS

THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE IS FATWACARD

There once was a fool named Jafar
And he’s known from near and afar
He lives on our blog
And barks like a dog

Despite all the smoke screens claiming the contrary , it is clear to the lucid observer that the underlying mode of operation by the allies of Syria and Iran in Lebanon leads to one ultimate goal; the methodical unbinding of the Lebanese Constitution.

Now that the specter of an palestinian/syrian induced civil war (75-90) is painfully couched in our collective memories and the Lebanese people seem unlikely to be dragged into another, the Syrians seem to have no other method of entry into our political lives than to sabotage our only remaining vestige of unity and order; our constitution.

The beginning of this coincides with the untimely appointment of Michel Aoun as a caretaker head of an Interim Government whose sole job was to guide the country through the political vacuum created when a president was not elected after Amin Gemayel.

Whether Aoun was aware of the opportunity he created for Syria when a double government was created headed by Salim El Hoss, remains to be discovered, but the result was clear. Syria now realized that it could effectively paralyze the Lebanese through the creation of constitutional voids.

The Taef accord did not help this one bit and it would be interesting to point out that this Saudi/ Syrian agreement was signed by a constitutionally illegal government. That is not to say that Aoun’s complete disregard for the job he was handed down was legal either. His wars put the country in just the right spot for the illegal Hoss government to assume control. This was at the pleasure of both Saudi Arabia and Syria along with the USA who had long ago thrown the Lebanese to the wolves with Israel’s blessing.

Since that day, the Constitution has been systematically attacked through pseudo legal changes like the reduction of the Christian Presidents power and illegally through the creation of a state within a state like Hizballah.

Recent history shows that since the assassination of Bachir Gemayel, the presidents position has been one of diminished power effectively and legally so much so that the last two presidents have been neutered Generals who were effectively appointed by Syria first as Army Commanders and then as Heads of State.

To date the list of attacks on the Constitution are many but it is good to recount the most salient.

-1989-90 Creation of a second government by Syria
-1990 Taef Accord; reducing power of president signed by illegal Government
-Altering of Constitutional norm by electing Army Commander Emile Lahoud
-Altering of constitution by extension of presidential term of Emile Lahoud
-Illegal closure of Parliament by Nabih Berri to stop election of President
-Illegal amendment of constitution to allow election of Army Commander Michel Sleiman without a three year resignation from Army duties.
-Illegal protests culminating in May 7 to effectively force a unnatural formation of a “consensual democracy” or blocking third in the government under threat of coup.
-Illegal extortion of parliamentary majority prohibiting them from creating a majority government again under threat of armed force from HA.
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Lebanese media and al-Jazeera Television reported Monday night that an explosion was heard at the Tayr Filsi Village home of Abdel Nasser Issa, a top Hezbollah official.

The blast is believed to be the result of munitions detonation. At least four people were injured and according to reports, two are in serious condition.

Has anyone ever noticed the complete similarity between Shiite’s Ummaism and the Jews Zionism?

Lets start for a moment and reflect on them

BOTH CLAIM TO BE OPPRESSED AND SINGLED OUT FOR UNFAIR TREATMENT

Jews declare their oppression under the holocaust and fervently attack anyone who supposedly defames or is racist or is anti semitic. They are always hiding behind the excuse that everyone hates them and secretly wants them exterminated. They have created an entire worldwide lobby against this type of behavior in order to cover up thier true motives mainly; escaping criticism for their oppression of palestinians and nuclear armament etc..

HA Shiites constantly cry about how they are second class citizens and are oppressed by everyone (Israel, Christians, Sunnis, the USA, little green martians, and anyone else they can acuse). Not only that but their entire religious experience is composed of suffering from Ashura, to their ‘cry-me-a-river about’ Ali. Then they behave exactly like jews by attacking anyone who even mentions anything about Nassrallah, Shiites- even threatening to burn the country down. This is identical to the anti-defamation and Jewish lobby’s behavior. Its purpose is also to deflect criticism and hide their motives of trying to dominate the Middle East with Iran’s blessing through terror and funding suspicious militant groups. In Lebanon they use it to hide the vast amounts of money that they have amassed and the power they weild through their Arms threat and rejection of the Lebanese constitution

BOTH ARE SECRETLY MOTIVATED TO DOMINATE THE REGION

Israel is using its Nuclear weapons and alliance with the USA to maintain a dominant presence in the Middle East. The Arabs and most recently HA scream and blame this all on Zionism and that Israel wants the all the land between the two rivers (hence they claim the symbolic blue rivers in the israeli flag)

HA and the Shiite power in Iran are using terror and the search for Nuclear Weapons to dominate the Middle east as well by taking away any power from the Arabs and whatever influence the USA has. Just like the Zionists the Shiites would like to create the Shiite Islamic UMMA under their control since they are at odds with the Sunni ‘unworthy’ dominance of the region. I call this UMMAISM which is identical to ZIONISM

BOTH USE WEAPONS AGAINST INNOCENT CIVILIANS

Israel is known to use disproportionate force against a largely civilian population.

HA and Iran use terror and bombs against civilians to terrorize them because they lack the military force the Israel has. Yet the tactics are the same.

BOTH USE INTELLIGENCE TO SPY ON NEIGHBORS INCLUDING ASSASSINATIONS AND OPERATIONS IN FOREIGN SOVEREIGN NATIONS

Israel became famous for doing operations in foreign countries to kill PLO and other opponents. They even spied on the USA (POLLARD); an ally.

HA and IRAN are notorious for spying and performing operations in other countries and fomenting unrest and terror operations to affect regional agendas.

BOTH USE EACH OTHER AS EXCUSES TO ADVANCE THEIR AGENDAS EVEN SO FAR AS COLLUDING TO MAINTAIN THAT THIER MUTUALLY ASSURED ANIMOSITY REMAINS PERTINENT

Israel cries day and night about Iran and Hezbollah garnering world attention and sympathy even though they are armed to the teeth with weapons and nukes and are able to destroy the region at a moment’s notice. In return for the big enemy (IRAN/HA), Israel gets continued free weapons and financial aid from the US and a permanent cover for them to take over Palestinian territories and reject peace.

Iran and HA have used Israel and the great Satan USA, to oppress their people and to overtake the Palestinian cause through Hamas, and Lebanon through HA. They are using the Zionist threat to repress democracy and to ensure a fertile ground for their UMMAISM by declaring Israel’s ZIONISM as an existential threat.

SUMMARY: UMMAISM AND ZIONISM WILL SURVIVE SIDE BY SIDE AND ELIMINATE ANY FORM OF COMEPTITION

Israel and HA have no real interest in removing each other. Israel will be exposed as a hegemonic power taking over the Middle East and oppressing a Muslim majority. HA AND IRAN will never survive as a militant version of Islam if there is no enemy to be militant against. Since they know that Israel will nuke them all if it’s faced with destruction, then the logical reasoning is to dominate everything else while keeping Israel intact as a needed enemy with which to achieve its goals.

SUM TOTAL

LEBANON is doomed to fall under full HA control under their version of UMMAISM. This will definitely remove any presence of Christianity except under full Dhimmi stature. Since the only resistance to Shiite control of Lebanon is the alliance of Sunni-Christian populations. The easier element to dominate is the Christians since the Sunnis are using every dollar and power they have to oppose the UMMA (Wilayet El Fakih)of Shiism in the area.

This is not to say that the extremist version of Sunni Islam is not a threat to Lebanon but rather this threat is mostly fostered through Syria in its search for control in Lebanon. Globally, Sunnis have no apparent powerful religious/militant leaders and no consolidated power while Shiite Islam is clearly dominated by IRAN (KHAMENEI) and HA (NASSRALLAH) at least in the greater Middle East. Proof of this lies in the fact the ARAB LEAGUE is predominantly ruled by Sunni leaders and populated by a Sunni majority and still they have almost no power nor organization even close to that of IRAN/HA . In addition the Sunni leaders are almost all dealing directly or indirectly with Israel. In addition, El QAEDA is in decline and was only an amateur threat compared with the ability of HA as a terror operator. In fact El Qaeda sympathizers and Sunni extremists are more admiring of HA since it truly fights Israel, while the ruling family of Saud (PROTECTORS OF MECCA) is considered apostate.

MY TAKE : MODERATE FREETHINKING LEBANESE MUST TAKE BACK THE COUNTRY FROM THIS FUCKED UP EQUATION BETWEEN UMMAISM AND ZIONISM

Since syria began resisting Israel by banning its citizens from accessing Facebook, Myspace and Youtube, huge demand has been recognized for their very own brand of social networking. Here are the latest in development

MAZZESPACE: This site was originally designed for Syrians cought using myspace but has evolved into so much more!!. This social networking site puts you in your very own network of likeminded peeps. In MAZZESPACE you are almost a prisoner to your fantasy, Literally. Once you get into MAZZE , you almost never get out! Security is imporatant thats why members are given numbers for ID’s instead of names. No one will ever know you once you get into MAZZE!!

TWATTAR: Is a great tool that does exactly what its called. Read short messages from the Syrian regime and you become M’TWATTAR !! . Follow your favorite Syrian politicians on TWATTAR . Hear from your FAVS like Asef Shawkat, and Maher El Assad. Walid Mouallem is having a throwdown! hear what this big tubby has to say!! JOIN TWATTAR TODAY

YOUTOUB: You will regret you ever joined YOUTOUB. Seriously, if you don’t TOUB after joining , the syrian internet connection speeds will make it impossible not to. Watch a video every few weeks on YOUTOUB, and the only videos allowed are of the Syrian Regime and their pals. Wi’Am Wahhab Videos. MULLAHS GONE WILD, Mouallem doing belly flops, Cute Kittens Gassed with chemical weapons….. upload your own suicide video in iraq today on YOUTOUB!!!!

TAYSSBOOK: Who needs FACEBOOK when you have TAYSSBOOK?
TYASSBOOK was built specially for syrians to really fulfill their cutting edge social and cultural awareness. Link up and see which TAYSS you havent seen since MAZZESPACE or School in Kordaha HighSchool. Ever wonder what happened to your pal Shaker El Absi, look him up on TAYSSBOOK today!!

I propose giving FPM (FREE OF PATRIOTISM MOVEMENT) the ministries that they had requested including a few more to make them really happy.

Here are the new positions

MINISTRY OF ALTERNATIVE COMMUNICATIONS (CARRIER PIGEONS, MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE, MORSE CODE, TELEX, SMOKE SIGNALS, DRUM CIRCLES, SHOUTING, SIGN LANGUAGE) : GIBRAN BASSIL

MINISTRY OF INTERIOR (OF HASSAN NASSRALLAH’s ASS) : MARIO AOUN

MINISTRY OF DEFENSE (OF HIZBALLAH, 24/7) : IBRAHIM KENAAN

MINISTRY OF TOURISM (TO SYRIA) : ALAIN AOUN

MINISTRY OF LANGUAGE AND ETHICS (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH) : MICHEL AOUN