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Tensions flare between WCCR director and Lebanon’s (pro-Hezbollah) foreign minister at D.C. reception
Posted by LebanonjonSUGGESTED BY LEBANONJON
27 Sep 2008
By W. Thomas Smith Jr.
No fisticuffs reported, but attendees at a Washington, D.C. reception Thursday evening witnessed a caustic exchange between John Hajjar, U.S. director of Lebanon’s pro-democracy World Council of the Cedars Revolution, and Lebanese Foreign Minister Fawzi Salloukh, an ally of the Hezbollah terrorist organization.
According to sources, at approximately 7:00 p.m. (Eastern), Hajjar was introduced “in a surprise move” to Salloukh at a reception for Lebanese Pres. Michel Sleiman hosted by the Lebanese ambassador at D.C.’s Omni Shoreham Hotel. (Sleiman was in town this week meeting with Pres. Bush and senior administration officials.)
When Salloukh extended his hand, Hajjar refused his; putting his hand in his pocket.
“I will not shake hands with people working for Hezbollah!” Hajjar said.
Salloukh responded, “You should leave here!”
Hajjar replied, “No! you should leave here! I’m an American citizen!”
There was a temporary hush in the immediate area of the reception room. Attendees were reportedly sitting their drinks on tables, anticipating some level of escalation. Both men walked away.
A few hours following the reception, I spoke briefly by phone with Hajjar who confirmed the incident.
“I also said to Salloukh, ‘Are you Lebanese or an Iranian? Choose!’” said Hajjar. “He was stunned, end of conversation. It’s amazing to think that these people believe they can ‘make nice’ at cocktail parties and maybe go to your kids’ weddings, and then the next day they are lobbing bombs or trying to assassinate you.”
Tom Harb, secretary general of the WCCR, later told me: “We must also recognize that many in the Lebanese-American community have been – and are – critical of the fact that a pro-Hezbollah minister accompanied the new president of Lebanon to Washington, D.C. But according to diplomatic protocol, Lebanon’s foreign minister must accompany the president. This means that Iran’s eyes follow President Sleiman wherever he goes. Sleiman should not have brought Salloukh with him to Washington.”
Today, Naharnet is reporting: “Washington has criticized Foreign Minister Fawzi Salloukh for allegedly leaking to the media details on the summit discussion between President George Bush and his Lebanese counterpart Michel Suleiman [Sleiman] at the White House. [More here]”
In an international environment that is increasingly soft-soaping and lending legitimacy to butchers like Hezbollah and their allies – the fact that the likes of Salloukh would even be attending a cocktail party in the nation’s capital (one-month before the 25th anniversary of early Hezbollah’s bombing of the Marine Barracks in Beirut, and less than five months after Hezbollah’s murderous rampage in Lebanon) is beyond reason – I salute Hajjar.
But after all, I’m an old Marine rifleman.
The winners of the March 8 Special Olympics are listed below
CATEGORY1: Fastest time to french Embassy in a normally aspirated M113 Armored Personnel Carrier
Winner Gold Medal : Michel Aoun (World Record)
Time : 3 Minutes 14 Seconds
CATEGORY 2: Fastest Time to underground bunker under Israeli Attack
Winner Gold Medal : Sayyed Hassan (world Record)
Time : 3.25 Seconds
CATEGORY 3: Fastest to defend Syria for anything
Winner Gold Medal : Wi2am Wahhab (World Record)
Time: 1 second
CATEGORY 4: Fastest Assassination executed from Syrian orders by a Team
STATISTICAL TIE AWARDS 2 GOLD MEDALS
Winner Gold Medal: Team SSNP
Winner Gold Medal: Team Hizballah
Time : 14 hours 4 Minutes 13 Seconds
CATEGORY 5: Endurance in Longest time spent Defending Syria in a single speech
Winner Gold Medal: Sleiman Frangieh Jr. (World Record , March 8 Record, Syrian Record)
Time : 2 Hours 23 Minutes
CATEGORY 6: Fastest Conversion to Syrian Agents in modern Lebanese History
Winner Gold Medal: Team FPM : Michel Aoun, Gigi Bassil, Nabil Nicola
Time: 0 seconds
CATEGORY 7: Fastest to blame Israel for Syrian attack on Lebanon
Winner Gold Medal: Mohammad Raad (World Record)
Time : 2 Seconds
I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT TOO
Posted by LebanonjonI have been thinking of campaigning to be the next president of Lebanon. I think that it would take me at least six years to create the platform necessary to achieve this goal.
Here is what I intend to do.
Year 1.
Call for Syria to disengage from Lebanon and return our prisoners
Call for all arms to be under the control of the state
Make sure that all freedom loving Lebanese support my policies by reciting Bachir Gemayel rhetoric at all occasions
Year 2
Slowly shift my attitude to accept others including the prosyrian camps
Always call for transparency, honor, independence
Begin to make secret contacts with prosyrian figures
Year 3
Begin calling Hizballah ” The Glorious Resistance” and advocating the use of their arms in any way possible.
Join the FPM and declare that I am just one small part of the 75% of christians who think Aoun should be the patriarch, the president, and the prime minister.
Get involved in dirty deals with Sleiman Franjieh, Nabih Berri, Michel el Murr, and every other corrupt politician.
Year 4
Sign an agreement with the SNNP so they don’t assassinate me.
Begin calling for a unified front to support the resistance
make secret trips to damascus to inform them of my willingness to play by their rules
Year 5
Begin creating propaganda about the Lebanese Forces and attacking the patriarch
Call every other politician corrupt and declare that I will open all the corruption files
travel secretly to damascus to beg them to elect me instead of Aoun or Gigi Bassil by convincing them that I can be the biggest Syrian stooge since Emile Lahoud
Year 6
Offer syria anything she wants and then travel to Iran and do the same
Meet with the CIA and offer them anything they want too
Beg Sayed Hassan not to assassinate me by declaring that the army will be integrated into the resistance and not the other way around.
THE SRASEER ON OUR BLOG
Posted by LebanonjonI just wanted to write a little tribute to our favorite sraseer on this blog.
Unfortunately many of the names correspond to only a couple of Kizballahi Agents and likely a couple more Snoopies (ssnps).
My favorite are the syrian apologists like Scam (sam) and Ali1559
then you have the Aouny FPM (Friendly Prosyrian Movement) like Fou2ad and Omega
then here and there you have the pretenders who claim not to belong to any “side” as if their really were two sides to the coin. There is either a BELIEF IN LEBANON or an agent of syria. And we clearly know what this blog represents.
Unfortunately my dear sraseer, whether you are paid by the islamo fascist iranian terror outfit Kizballah or just retarded sympathizers who have nothing better to do, it is our distinct pleasure to show you that the vision of Lebanon that exists here will always exist. You can never , no matter how hard you try, ever get us to stop fighting for a free democratic pluralistic Lebanon.
And while you beat your chests and think that your dear Kizballah and its syrian allies are powerful because of a few katyushas and some hit squads, just remember that you have not yet tasted our resistance. The real true resistance that has kept Lebanon as a safe haven for freedom in this toilet of dictatorships called the arab world.
So as they say…every dog gets his day in the sun…..
So for the time being
We love to hear you guys bark….
COME TO WHERE THE FREEDOM IS
COME TO OUWET COUNTRY
THE NEXT QUESTION
Posted by LebanonjonAfter Aoun asked ” We want to know who sent the helicopter there, what order and on what mission?” he quickly prepared for his next question should the first be ignored.
I managed to get first look at the next question Aoun is going to ask about the incident. Please read below…..
” We need to know how Samer Hanna was born, who gave his parents the order to have sex, and why was he left to study in the military academy? “
he then would follow up this specially worded question and say
” This is not intended to provide a cover for Hizbollah but rather identify the reasons that may be hidden as to why this young man was even born in the first place in order to instigate this unfortunate accident which no one has the right to fabricate the truth until we can prove that it was not done intentionally. We know who these cheap pens are who sell their reputation and we never ever want to restrict the press that tells the truth about this accidental yet unfortunate friendly incident”
This proves once again and for the last time that no one can ever buy Aouns cheap mouth nor his cheap pen nor his cheaper tv station. These Divine Orange Institutions shall continue to tell only the absolute truth and they shall never be silenced or we will break the hand and cut the neck…..
DECLARATION OF IRANDEPENDENCE
Posted by LebanonjonIT IS OFFICIAL. HEZBOLLAH HAS DECLARED ITS STATE OF IRANDEPENDENCE. PLEASE FIND THEIR DECLARATION OF THE DIVINE JIHADIST NATION OF SYRAN…. BELOW.
When, in the course of recent events, it becomes necessary for Hezbollah to dissolve the political bonds which have connected their people with their nation, and to assume among the powers of the Wilayet el Fakih, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, with no respect to the opinions of other Lebanese requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Hezbos are created equal, that they are endowed by Ahmadinejad with certain unalienable rights, that among these are shooting army officers, interrogating Lebanese, starting wars, and the pursuit of Syria’s agenda. That to secure these rights, illegal Militias are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the Mullahs in Tehran. That whenever any form of Lebanese government becomes possible to succeed, it is the right of the Hezbos to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new government, laying its foundation on principles of the Fakih and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.
We hereby declare the Irandependence of our divine nation of SYRAN.
That this shall be nation that shall always be at war with the evil zionists.
That if the zionist shall be exterminated and amrika be destroyed, the nation of Syran will never relinquish its right to terror
That all who question the divine supreme rights of its hairy mehdi shall be executed
That all those who hope for greater liberty shall be traitors
That all christians shall carry a copy of the toilet paper MOU affixed to their foreheads or else they shall be executed
That the nation of Syran shall always endure despite unarmed army helicopters that attempt to destroy it
Signed by the Founders
HASSAN NASRALLAH
MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
BASHAR EL ASSAD
MICHEL AOUN
AND GIGI BASSIL
MARCH 8 ELECTION SLOGANS
Posted by LebanonjonEVER WONDER WHAT THE MARCH 8 PLATFORM IS? CURIOUS ABOUT THEIR CAMPAIGN?
THINK NO MORE…….WE HAVE THE INSIDE SCOOP ON MARCH 8 SLOGANS FOR ‘09
VOTE FOR MARCH 8, WE’LL CUT THE THROAT AND BREAK THE HAND OF ANY ONE WHO DOESNT
VOTE FOR MARCH 8, IF WE CAN’T BEAT OUR RIVAL, WE’LL KILL HIM
VOTE AGAINST CORRUPTION AND CRIMINALS, VOTE FPM, MARADA, KARAMI, SSNP, BERRI, HIZBALLAH, HOBEIKA’S WAAD, MURR, AND SKAFF
VOTE FOR MARCH 8 OR WE’LL POSTPONE THE ELECTIONS UNTIL YOU DO
VOTE FOR MARCH EIGHT FOREIGN POLICY, OUR BUDGET IS LOW!!! WE ONLY DEAL WITH TWO COUNTRIES WHICH IS MUCH EASIER THAN MARCH 14 WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH 150 NATIONS
VOTE MARCH 8 WE TOOK OVER BEIRUT IN ONE DAY. YOUR TOWN IS NEXT !!!
VOTE FOR MARCH 8 ECONOMIC POLICY, WE BELIEVE IN TOURISM. ALL LEBANESE SHOULD VISIT OTHER COUNTRIES!!
VOTE FOR MARCH 8 EDUCATION POLICIES, WE SENT THE ENTIRE SOUTH TO SCHOOL!!
VOTE FOR CHANGE AND REFORM : AL MAWTOU LI CORRUPTION !!
VOTE FOR MARCH 8, YOUR DIVINE CHOICE AND GOD’S TOO!!!
VOTE FOR LEBANON, VOTE FOR SSNP
HEY THERE HASSOUNA
Posted by LebanonjonPLEASE ENJOY MY VERSION OF “HEY THERE DELILAH” . I STAYED AS TRUE TO THE LYRICS AS POSSIBLE. TO SEE A SHORT VERSION ON YOU TUBE CLICK ON THE LYRICS BELOW
Hey there Hassouna
Hows that rat-hole beneath the city?
Olmerts a thousand miles away
But your bedroom smells so shitty
It smells like poo
Da7iehs sewers can’t hide a rat like you
what will you do?
Hey there Hassouna
Don’t you worry about the resistance
Aoun is there if you get lonely
His ass is just like your mistress
Close your eyes
Gebran Bassils between your thighs
He’s on your side
Oh that rat-hole in da7ieeee
Oh i wish that i was free
Oh that rat-hole in da7ieee
Oh no one can see mee
the mossad cant find mee
Hey there Hassouna
I know hiding is getting hard
But just like mughnieh, died
The other day , you wont get very far
they’ll get you good
they’ll put a bomb beneath your hood
the mossad is good
Hey there Hassouna
You have so much trash to say
About Israel and the Jew
But still they just wont go away
no not at all
the zionist regime wont fall
They traced your call
Oh that rat-hole in da7ieee
Oh it’s smelling like my pee
Oh this rat-hole in da7iee
Oh this rat-hole in da7iee
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But their tomahawks can hit a car
Or a peep hole in your sewer hideaway
Your could just suicide bomb their bus
and fuck our country just because you know
They will blow our infrastructure all away
Hassouna I can promise you
That by the time you take one poo
Lebanon will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame
Hey there Hassouna
You’ll be like the next real mehdi
Two more years of jihad in our schools
And our nation will be history like you too
You’ll know it’s all because of you
you can do whatever you want to
Hey there Hassouna fuck you too
This tomahawks for you
Oh it’s that rat-hole in da7iee
Oh its smelling like my pee
Oh it’s that rat-hole in da7iee
oh that rat-hole in da7iee
THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE
Posted by LebanonjonIt took me a long time to figure out what the fundamental difference between the current followers of the Lebanese Forces and the partisans know as Aounies. Of course many will say that it is so obvious and “why did it take you so long?”. There are many theories and both can be played form either angle.
The LF can say they have always kept their principles. The Aounies say that the LF is ruled by a criminal.
The Aounies say that the MOU is great. The LF say that the Aounies are willing to be Dhimmis. LF is bought by Hariri. Aoun is collecting from Iran. You can easily read the post before this to see some of the major disagreements or read any of the comments to become aware fo the sharp division between us.
The list goes on and on. The reasons and differences are endless
Yet , these are not the difference that I am speaking about. What I am speaking about is a fundamental difference in logic.
Let me explain. If you have ever talked to a 9-11 conspiracy believer you will notice that no matter what arguments you give them that it was actually possibly done by terrorists , they will never accept it. I have often tried to say that I am not sure if 9-11 was an inside job but I can see both points of view. Unfortunately the conspiracy theorist will never accept the other side of the story, namely that 9-11 was potentially committed by El Qaeda.
If you talk to people like this further and about other topics of discussion like the environment, the government, global warming, the Bush family, Free Masons, etc. you will find that their opinions are just as immutable and unchanging as their belief that 9-11 was an inside job. In fact these conspiracy gurus know just how it happened just like Hariri and the canceled checks for Fath el Islam. They will give you every little detail about how the Bush-Cheney alliance with Saudi Arabia and how Bandar paid the islamists etc. etc .
To me and in Lebanon specifically it boils down to two types of people with their respective logic
1. The Aounies : Convinced in their conspiracies and can accept no other discussion or disagreement or questioning of their ideas. FOR EXAMPLE : They believe AOUN is amazing and will never admit that he makes mistakes. The MOU is the best thing that ever happened. Aoun must be president. The LF is a bunch of criminals. Hariri is trying to islamize the country. The shiites are better than the sunnis. The list goes on forever. You can never convince them that even one of the things mentioned above is even remotely untrue.
2. Lebanese Forces: Include many fanatics who are religiously unchangeable and Geagea worshipers but at the same time the LF has many partisans who criticize the leadership all the time. In fact the LF is full of people who are united by a cause but unsure of how to attain their goals because each has a different opinion. I often am amazed about how many LF members are willing to stick to the LF cause even though they completely disagree with the leadership as it stands.
This is the fundamental difference in my personal opinion. One side can accept criticism and the other cannot.
I challenge anyone to find a Aouny who will admit that any of Aouns stances are wrong. On the other hand you can find at least 100,000 LF supporters who can name 5 mistakes in the past year that the LF has made. To prove this point, I can lead you to 10 web sites that are pro LF in which you can find such analysis and criticism. I doubt you can find one AOUNY site that includes any type of real self-critique .
This is why Aounies and Hizballah and SSNP get along so well. They are all fanatically convinced about their opinions and leaders.
If one looks at Lebanon from national perspective you will find that this country has historically produced two types of political citizens; Those who believe Lebanon can govern itself, and those who are certain that we must have Syria taking care of matters for us. Within those two groups you will find the majority of both who accept the status quo as long as they can get on with their lives.
The single party that has advocated self rule and democracy since the early seventies is clearly known to be the Lebanese Forces. The Lebanese Forces was a military representation of powerful christian current that wanted to keep Lebanon liberal, moderate and independent.
Today within the christians again you have two groups. There is the same old Lebanese Forces vying for the same principles it always had and you have an entire group that is fed up with the leadership of the Lebanese Forces and really has little political message at all. We all know this group to be the Aounies.
Michel Aoun began his political ascendancy as an alternative to the oppressive and low-class structure of the Lebanese Forces under Samir Geagea. He called for fighting Syria, removing militias, banishing the Palestinians, fighting corruption but more than anything he gave a hope that a real Government with a real army could finally rise in Lebanon. This is something all Lebanese, muslim, druze and christian wanted after 15 years of chaos and militia rule.
Aoun gained huge popularity for this stance yet it quickly became apparent that he had no political program for achieving any of these goals nor would he be willing to work with anyone as a true partner to achieve them.
Between the two wars that he single handedly instigated, Aoun showed himself to be less of a saviour and more of a machiavellan megalomaniac consumed with becoming President.
Many awoke by sheer force; noticing the destruction of their homes and the crazy political speeches and stances taken by this man. There was no rhyme or reason. The one thing that may have saved aoun’s political career from complete free fall was his exile to France. By being so far away from the scene and no longer able to ride his political gyroscope in the public eye, he became like a dead relative: you could no longer remember his sins but only his good deeds.
This whole new group of youth rising from the oppression of a Syrian regime under Hrawi and Lahhoud began to glorify the resistance movements of old. Some became Lebanese Forces because of the heroic stance of Samir Geagea underground in Yarze and the stories of Bachir, while others believed that Aoun was still the saviour and had no clue about his real ambition.
Samir Geagea was also forgiven many of his mistakes by being underground but this did not mean that he was going to emerge as a different person with respect to the people surrounding him. Thus the Lebanese youth was split among two undeserving Leaders who managed very quickly to return the entire chrirstian street to their previous divisions.
It has become so bad that both sides accuse the other of siding with an islamic extremist group which is something unheard of in the history of Lebanese moderate christians. The Lebanese Forces accuse Aoun of giving cover to Hizballah and the Aounies accuse the LF of giving cover to the Saudi wahhabists under Hariri.
It has become one of the mst misguided and pathetic self destructive rivalries in the history of a freethinking group of people.
The Christians have sunk so low that they are no longer able to elect their own officials. Neither the president who was already castrated politically by Taef, nor the minister of defense, nor the head of the army, nor any of the powerful posts appointed to them. No sir, the christians must only accept those whom are chosen for them lest we return to a nation of self determination.
I ask now ; Is Lebanon ready for a new Christian leader and a new Christian party?
The time has come to realize that we have reached the absolute bottom of the scale in political self determination. We have a president chosen by everyone except the christians. He was the head of the army who was appointed during a period of ultimate syrian hegemony. He recently traveled to Syria and made small talk with Bashar al Assad while hundreds if not thousands of Lebanese nationalists are buried and imprisoned in Syria.
What kind of pathetic status have we achieved for ourselves as Christians? It is deserving of the highest reward for the lowest behavior.
Today we need a new voice with a new reasoning. We need our people to understand that they are powerful and that we now live in an era where we can make our representatives work for us instead of the other way around.
We have the power to elect whomever we choose and not have a group chosen for us by Iran and Saudi Arabia.
We have the power to say ” Death to Syria” before we say ” Death to America” . We have the power to say ” Israel and Syria both OUT!!” .
We are not traitors and we are not collaborators for deciding our future and choosing to be closer to democracy than to dictatorships.
We must begin to find a new Christian leadership not tainted by war and warlords and personal ambition.
We must elect “PUBLIC SERVANTS” not ” PRIVATE PROJECTS” and we must demand “ACCOUNTABILITY” not ” PERSONAL ACCOUNTING”.
We the Christians of Lebanon must retake our destiny from the hands that we have mistakenly put it in and rise again to the forefront of this ancient nation; our treasure; LEBANON.
Lebanon is too valuable a nation to be left to these remnants of a war era. It is too diverse a nation to be crippled by extremists and religious fanaticism. It is too fragile a country to be left to other nations to decide our future.
Lebanon needs a new Christian voice, a united Christian voice, a Nationalist Christian voice.
Lebanon needs a new set of ideals.
Today more than ever
ROMEO-ALLAH and JULIE-AOUNETTE
Posted by LebanonjonTHE STORY OF ROMEOALLAH AND JULIEAOUNETTE
There once was a man named RomeoALLAH
He was so round in the middle
That you must say “smallah!”
He wore a black dress and a black beard
And he hid in a rat hole
from all that he feared
Though he claimed that he hid from nothing at all
but when you looked for his rat hole
to another he’d crawl
Occasionally though he’d scream and he’d shout
but even today
he still won’t come out!
But this tale that I tell, so we don’t forget
is about his sweetheart
Miss JulieAOUNette
Oh what a darling, and sexy like a queen!
though if you piss her off
She might make a scene!
Unlike the romances where the man plays his role
JulieAOUNette serenades
While her man’s in the hole
“Oh RomeoALLAH habibi”, she sings to her mate
and she might wear a Burka
before its too late
” My love” she says “you must always resist”
thats the least you can do
“I really insist”
JulieAOUNette was in love, and she really did care
but if only RomeoALLAH
Would give her the chair
But RomeoALLAH: the divine : the hairy : and round
hid in hole
and did not make a sound
Yet JulieAOUNette would scream to her masses
“I love RomeoALLAH” !!!
while they listened like asses
Some would believe that she hadn’t a clue
yet she kept singing the song
Like a cow that would MoU
And even today she hopes she will keep
The hairy RomeoALLAh
and all of her Sheep
So don’t ever forget the love is DIVINE
Between an aging old queen
and a Dirty fat Swine
LEBANONJON 2008
RESIST THE RESISTANCE
Posted by LebanonjonSometimes I get so fed up with this country where so few people are afraid to call things like they are.
Resistance? Are you fucking kidding me???
What kind of resistance has more than half the country resisting it?
What kind of resistance doesn’t even wave the national flag?
What kind of resistance has only one religion allowed in it?
What kind of resistance needs to hide from its own people in its own security zones?
What kind of resistance threatens to chop off the hands and heads of its own people?
What kind of resistance has to threaten to use force to get its name in the ministerial statement?
What Kind of resistance thanks a country that holds over 200 of its citizens prisoners in dungeons?
What kind of resistance needs to fight its own people to prove its political power?
What kind of resistance accuses its own citizens of being traitors if they don’t agree with it?
No one ever said that we don’t need a resistance against Israel.
No one ever said that we don’t need a resistance against Syria.
No one ever said that we don’t need a resistance against Palestinian Naturalization.
No one ever said that we shouldn’t fight to get all our citizens back.
WE ARE NOT TRAITORS. WE ARE NOT ISRAELI AGENTS. WE ARE NOT AMERICAN PAWNS.
WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK YOU FUCKING YELLOW FLAG WAVING TERRORISTS!!!
IT IS TIME FOR US ALL TO RESIST THE RESISTANCE
Dear President Aoun it doesn’t pay to gamble
For that cursed kirseh, your country in a shamble
You played the game with no regard for rules
And lay yourself in the Iranian box of tools
But glad we are that your gambit was a sham
And the proof is in the praises from El Cham
They all sang your name, like an endless loop
Then in Doha dumped you, like a smelly poop
But take heart mon General, the story isn’t over
Those mullahdollars can still buy an O’Range Rover
Zoubran Bassil will be a minister effendi
And your wife will still be buying bags at Fendi
So what if you won’t be the Biggest Cheese?
That kirseh went just like the autumn breeze?
Don’t forget that with the dollars you got paid
There is a big part for you in this charade
You must pretend to be the big chihuahua
Or else the syrians will make for you; Shi WaWa
Like when the call in Doha came from Mottaki
It was clear that the laymouni was Montaki
You are expendable , that is to say the least
And when you’re gone,your allies will still feast
But Grampa Aoun don’t fight against the stream
Nor think that this is just one big bad dream
That Somehow you had died and gone to hell
And in your dream they picked the wrong Michel!
Always,
LEBANONJON
Congratulations once again
And on a a scale from one to ten
Of just how badly we got screwed
An eight or nine would have been good
But in the Doha, they raised the shelve
And in my opinion they scored a twelve
They took the chance and did excel
Once more our country did they sell
Just like in church with all the confessions
Instead they made all the concessions
At first they all were talking big
And none more than Aoun the pig
As he pretended not to care
What they did with his poor chair
We saw berri wearing a white dress
His Arab hosts he did impress
How this time he collected more
Than every other March 8 Whore
And Hariri with the golden egg
His sunni brothers did he beg
Give me beirut, its mine by right
Just protect me please from the Shiite
Poor Samir and Amine were lost in translation
Being the worst of the team in Arab relations
They shouted and cried but to little avail
A little too late when the country’s for sale
I wonder what they gave Jumblatt
But I’ll bet my balls it wasn’t alot
It looks like the iranians got the cake
Or should I say kaak, for syria’s sake
We got sleiman the spineless president
Another asskisser for baabda’s resident
Still we didnt get Aoun, that really would have sucked
But in case you were wondering ,we’re still getting fucked
Congratulations everyone!! Lets go back to partying
LEBANONJON
Wish you weren’t here
Posted by Lebanonjon“Happy days are here again”. That is the title of an email that I got this morning from a friend.
The point is clear.
Now that the politicians have left the country lets get together and close the airport so that they can never come back. I don’t know about you but I am feeling a great sense of relief just to know that those retards have vacated our land. And what do you know, as soon as they left everything went back to normal. Business is flowing and the Lebanese are back to what they do best; living well.
Unfortunately Hassouna is still probably hiding in his Four Seasons Cave with a khadijehs Secret model doing a burka strip tease for him. So in all likelihood our plan would fail. That and the fact that Nayla Mouawad would become the ranking Christian leader makes this idea all but useless.
Still maybe someone with just a little less morals than me would try out his new RPG when these guys try and come back on their planes. We can really test the Hizballah plan of taking out politicians on the runway. Sort of like the tv show Myth Busters.
In any event, I wish you all Happy days while these power hungry warmongers decide our fate in Doha.
Allah yse3edna, when they do come back
I leave you now with a pink floyd rendition of what the song would be if it was about these missing politicians
So, so you think you can turn our Heaven to Hell
blue skies to rain
can you leave our green fields for a Doha hotel?
Take our country for sale?
Don’t you think we can tell?
That we’d rather have heroes than whores?
Hot water than nabih
Electricity than a a few wazirs?
Cold cash for some petty change?
And did you decide to take part in the civil war for a lead role in a cage?
How we wish, how we wish you weren’t here.
You’re just a bunch of old whores swimming in a toilet bowl, year after year,
Ruining our sacred old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you weren’t here.
Lebanonjon
Oh hassan baba thanks for the gift
you’ve given our spirits oh quite a lift
Raping beirut with your masked group of scum
Did you really think that our people are dumb?
Oh hassan baba and your 40 thieves
Killing and maiming as Lebanon grieves
Fuck you we say with a united voice
Fuck you all if we have a choice
Irslan, aoun, wahhab and the like
Berri, franjieh really need nike
Animals you are , and animals you’ll stay
Your voices just like jackasses bray
Fuck you hassan you turbaned monkey
Fuck you aoun you geriatric donkey
Fuck you irslen you cross dressing faggot
Fuck you wahhab you parasite maggot
Fuck you nabih you filthy little spit
Fuck you mouallem you big bag of shit
You think that with some weapons and masks
You’ll fulfill all the terms of your iranian tasks
But think again and take some more courses
If you dare to fuck with the LEBANESE FORCES
Your iranian ambitions we’ll trample in mud
Rip out your hearts and drink of your blood
Our history is clear for thousands of years
We paid for our land with blood , sweat and tears
Not some yellow rat bastards nor the false mehdis hand
Can act as a threat to our precious land
Come to our mountains and villages please
Come to the valleys and come to the trees
You’ll find that you’ve reached the land of the brave
But please come prepared to enter your grave
Your stupid leader will send you to your death
And the last you will hear as you take your last breath
“Beware when you ride on syrian horses;
your journey will end with the Lebanese Forces”
LEBANONJON
10452 km2 Forever
MY FINAL REPLY TO THIS ISSUE
Posted by LebanonjonDear N,
Please accept my words as a fellow supporter of the LF.
The LF is a cause and not a man. The LF is a movement and not a website or a party. The LF is in my opinion what being Lebanese is all about. Many people don’t understand this about the LF. I believe you do.
Today in the USA, George Bush is the least popular president in modern history ( by reputable polls). His term will end in November with an election.
To this day the LF never had elections nor was ever a party that functioned with practical democratic rules that could remove a leader from power like the example I gave of the USA presidential election.
I am sure that you and I are hoping for the day that we will be able to be a part of a democratic party that can enable dissenters and different opinions and even allow change of the leadership based on performance.
I agree that there are many differences between the Hakim of old and the Hakim today. There are differences between the LF positions of old and the positions today.
Lebanon , the country has changed too in these 13 years that have passed since he went to Jail.
What you are saying with this issue of the sites is that you do not accept the Hakims leadership at all. Not you or Boulos or Cedars or any of the Admins.
To tell you the truth I accept your resistance and your position in principle.
I dont respect the way you are doing it at all.
Today Samir Geagea has the respect and acceptance as a the Leader for the overwhelming majority of LF members and supporters. If there was an election he would win by easily 80% if not 90% of members. The reason for this is because there are no other candidates who are more inspiring and if you have met him, you would agree that he is an amazing human with a big heart and alot of honesty. He is also highly educated and intelligent. I have no doubt that he has many faults and many bad people around him. I have no doubts that he is behind the times with technology and the internet in general. THERE WAS NO INTERNET WHEN HE WENT TO JAIL. At least not how it is today.
I have no doubts that he is now becoming a politician as opposed to a leader of a militia and a cause where you can say anything you want any time you feel like it.
I urge you to live up to your respect of laws and rules and push to change the LF by making your own group and own unofficial website and trying to change as many minds as possible.
You don’t know much about what I do with the LF in an official manner thats because I never speak about it but believe me I have been fighting the system from within and from outside and in every way I know possible. I am trying to make a difference and make this LF into something democratic and something forward thinking and a party that others will look at and be amazed by.
I know all of your complaints and I urge you to understand that taking a confrontational position will not bring you more supporters even though your thoughts might be right.
Part of democracy is not behaving the way the other parties do. If they hacked your site after many requests, then you should understand that and be bigger than that. It should have never gone this far.
Dr. Geagea is the worldwide recognized head of the LF by its supporters, by its members and by many many governmental representatives around the world.
Please respect this image of us and work to change it by being more intelligent , more honorable and more popular than what exists.
Don’t try and do it by this sad example of exercising a tiny little bit of power through a site that is registered in one persons name (cedars). I have tracked the sites through alexa.com and the new site gets far more traffic than this site even if the forum on the old one is popular.
The truth is both the the sites look like shit but at least one is up to date and growing and staffed. We should band together and offer whatever help we can. Design a new site and offer it free of charge to them. There are a million ways to make a difference.
This way is sad. I am ashamed to even continue writing about it. They say in life you have to pick your battles wisely. This is as unwise as I have ever seen.
God bless you Rafi2
I hope you understand where I am coming from.
You see how much I write here and how much I support your site even when I used to have my own blog. You see me on your blog but you never see me on cedars site and that is for a reason of respect to the party and the Leadership. I may not agree with all of what is being done in the LF’s name but there is more good being done than bad. Believe me. I know first hand.
Sincerely
LEBANONJON
OFFICIAL OR UNOFFICIAL
Posted by LebanonjonMany of you who know the handle “LEBANONJON” know that I have been writing for over 10 years on different blogs.
I started at the lebanese-forces.org in the late 90’s and I spent hours writing defending the cause of the LF. Today I am writing to express my disgust with the way this entire official / unofficial business has been handled.
If we all agree that Dr. Samir Geagea is the head of the Lebanese Forces then we should at least respect his request to have only one site as the official site. Having said that I do believe that the guys who kept the old site opened should have an active role or at least be given some credit for their efforts.
I must say one thing here though. Every person has an ego and unfortunately our cause is not based on egos. Therefore even if these guys spent years keeping the site open, it should not be for a reward of praise or power or anything. Many men lost their lives and they will never get any reward greater than the fact that the cause is still alive.
I think it is very sad that the lebanese-forces.org is behaving exactly like Michel Aoun is with regard to the presidency. This is the exact behavior of “me first attitude” that has brought the country to its knees.Why do we have to hijack the name “official site” when everyone knows that it is not the official site. This is like little childrens arguments ” saying I was here first”.
I write on this blog ouwet.com because it represents a true LF spirit but it does not claim to be anything official. Even today I am thinking about not posting here anymore because of this issue and the way N has chosen to handle it.
If you visit the old site , you will find every other post or thread is pro hizballah and pro Aoun and pro syria. the majority of those who post are opposition agents or sympathizers. It is really disgusting to even read the threads there.
I don’t even feel welcome because “cedars” constantly bashes Hakim while carefully not using any flagrantly insulting words.
I know a lot about this issue that I will not discuss here simply because I don’t think we should air all our dirty laundry for everyone to see. This is precisely why I think that the old site shoudl simply remove the “official” tag and go on being as critical as they please of Dr. Geagea and Strida and Adwan and everyone else who pisses them off.
There is nothing wrong with having different opinions but keeping the ” official ” tag is simply disrespecting the leadership of the LF and that is disrespecting all the rif2a who consider Dr. Geagea as the head.
Sincerely
LEBANONJON
Hassouna and Aounallah
A touching story of two Apparently Straight Hizballah Supporters who find love underneath their black dresses.
Hollywoods brokeback mountain has inspired the Arabs very own Hablehwood to come up with the middle easts’ answer to the gay cowboy movie.
BURKABAK MOUNTAIN
Filmed in the rolling minefields at the foot of the Golan heights, Director Imad Mughnieh has found a poignant story in the dark lives of two islamists who leave their 8 wives and 38 children to rondezvous in an abandoned tunnel under the shebaa farms. By the light of a lux they cannot resist each other and fall in a pile of rusty hand grenades to consummate their passions. The best scene is where a naked rotund hassouna , after making love, picks up his bomb belt lying on the floor and says ” haydeh te3i, ow te3ak?”.
The romance heats up at the embassy burning of Denmark, where Hassouna hits his lover by mistake with a stone from his slingshot. they seem to deny the chemistry in front of their peers through random displays of violence.
Don’t miss the sure fire Academy award contender, playing in a refugee camp near you!!
Stairway to Hassan
Posted by LebanonjonSUNG TO THE TUNE OF ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’ by LED ZEPPELIN
Theres a bearded lady who’s sure
All those villages are sold
and Irans buying our country for Hassan
When hassoun gets downtown he knows
That the stores will all close
With a tent he can get what he came for.
Ooh, ooh, and they’re buying a highway for Hassan
They say one third that’s all
That They need to be sure
cause you know that one third can have two meanings.
In an orange tree by the brook
There’s a cuckoobird who sings,
Sometimes all Aoun’s thoughts are misleading.
Ooh, it makes him blunder,
Ooh, it really makes him dumber.
There’s a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my countrymen are crying and leaving.
In the news I have seen
Orange tires burn through the trees,
And the voices of “al mowto li amrika”.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And its whispered that hassoon
If we all sing his evil tune
Their wilayet al faqih is in full season.
And a new day will Aoun
For those few who stand along
And his allies will use him with laughter.
If there’s bullshit in your head now
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just an Otv from the rabiehqueen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
Theres still time to change the Aoun you’re on.
And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it wont go
In case you don’t know,
The orangutans calling you to join him,
Dear Lebanon, can you hear the bomb blow,
And did you know
Your heroes die by the Syrian wing.
And as we march on down the road
Our causes strong within our soul.
There walks the evil we all know
Who fight our right and want to go
Back to the Syrian days of old.
And if you listen very hard
Bachir’s cause will come to you at last.
When Lebanon’s one and one for all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And Irans buying a highway for Hassan
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