It is Hassan Nasrallah disguised as a terrorist … oh wait ! he is a terrorist hahaha

It is Hassan Nasrallah disguised as a terrorist … oh wait ! he is a terrorist hahaha

I often believe that all Lebanese share the same vision of Lebanon that I do. This belief stems from the simple needs that citizens require above all else. In my search for a cohesive identity for the Lebanese citizen, I envisioned a place that I believed all my fellow citizens would want to live in.
Laws: An environment in which all citizens and businesses are treated equally before the Law.
Freedom of expression : A country in which any journalist, news outlet, person, or group can express their beliefs within a common legal framework.
Respect and Protection of the Environment: A country in which our priority is to reforest and preserve our unique micro climate along with the wildlife within it. A country with a zoning code that requires parks and green spaces. An aggressive push towards creating reserves and national parks. Laws that strongly prohibit littering and garbage dumping on land or in the sea.
Utilities and Infrastructure: A country in which its main priority is providing an efficient platform with which to stimulate the economy and provide for all its citizens.
Education: A country whose priority it is to provide a strong education to all its citizens no matter what their financial status. A country where history is taught about our extremely rich ancient past as well as our recent history. A country where no exceptions are made with regard to our National Identity. We are Lebanese and unique in this middle east in the continuous habitation in this part of the world with our connection to east and west.
Democratic Ideals: A country where elections and campaigns are rigorously monitored through strict and transparent systems. A country where auditing of election finances are standard and where term limits establish a public service guarantee. A country with an election law that follows proportionality and respects each and every sect within its religious breakdown.
Constitution: A country whose constitution is made by the people for the people rather than for political interests of governments and politicians. A constitution that is unalterable in its protection of freedoms and democracy.
Defense: A country whose Army is trained to defend its people through a sophisticated strategy of decentralization that relies on an individuals right to bear arms. This is achieved through a mandatory conscription for one year in which soldiers are trained in Nationalism, Ethics and Military Tactics. This will create a massive armed national reserve that turns the entire nation into one defensive unit in the case of an invasion from any border.
Police: A country with a large and active police force constantly being monitored and tested by an internal affairs unit for corruption.
Palestinian Refugees: A country who agrees to solve the Palestinian problem internally by creating the following : 1. Weapon free camps policed by Lebanese. 2. A Legal residency permit that allows its holder to work but not to vote. 3. A DNA and fingerprint database for crime prevention. 4. A Coordination Directorate that helps allocate grants and foreign aid to these refugees. 5. An absolute rejection of naturalization that is constitutional and unalterable.
Agriculture: A country that realizes its unique ability to be self sufficient through its agriculture and water. A country that also has a nationwide strategy to produce crops of competitive advantage for export. A country with awareness of nutrition and organic practices that translate into a lucrative tourism sector besides an export capability.
Foreign Policy: A country with a strict foreign policy dedicated to positive neutrality. A country who has no enemies and does not involve itself in regional issues but rather serves as a forum and example for coexistence.
Government: A country whose government uses a rotational method among the two major religions i.e. Christian and Muslim.
Using strict term limits, a president and prime minister who alternate between these two religions (A Christian President and Muslim PM for a term of 6 years and then vice versa for the next term.)and who are elected by their respective constituents. Head of parliament would be abolished and replaced by an elected constitutional council to resolve disputes.
I could spend hours expanding on all these topics but I just wanted to share these with you as a start of a discussion. I also wanted to point out that during our past elections, no party really campaigned on any of these topics. Instead we had polarization and division in order to divert attention from these basic tenets of NATIONAL IDENTITY.
Words of wisdom from Our Patriarch, as usual …
Maronite Patriarch Nasrallah Sfeir said that there is “someone in the interior who is leaning on exterior force to attain parliamentary and ministerial gains”. In that context, Sfeir considered that Hizbullah is serving Iran’s interest more than serving Lebanon’s one.
[Full Article]
We all know that in Lebanon the best rumors you hear are when you are getting your hair cut
I was at the “Salon” on Tuesday (Monday they all close for some reason!) and I had nice long conversation with my barber m3allem X (not the same Mr. X from the Hariri investigation
So we talk about a lot of things, first politics of course, then the high prices of things, then about women (they are so pretty in Lebanon!) and many other things. And many times other customers also participate in the discussion (first they wait a little time without saying anything because they want to make sure what is your political color and when they make sure you are pro their side then they start to talk
In support of Lebanonjon’s post, i thought i clarify this fascim issue and those who falsly label the Lebanese Forces as a fascit party.
It is always known that winners write their own version of a country’s history, and the Lebanese Forces despite its heroic resistance and achievements, had its image tarnished by the political losses it endured, and was wrongly linked to several incidents & events in Lebanon’s history.
- How many times have you heard people accusing the LF of Black Saturday incidents ? or Tal el Zaatar events? or Ehden massacre? (LF didn’t even exist back then).
Fascim is a big word that so many Lebanese use without really knowing its meaning. Hitler was a fascit for calling his race a superior one and killing inferior races. When did the LF call for such a thing ? Did any of those who label the LF as fascit bother and read its manifesto ?
Did you know for a fact that the great Charles Malek, the #1 advocate for human rights and equality among people, along with many other intellectuals, were the inspiration behind that manifesto ?
One more thing, that famous LF cross that troubles so many people.
Did you know it was a Maronite monastery who launched it in 1984 ? and not the LF ?
Now one might tell me all this is a nice talk but look at the massacres the LF did.
First of all, a massacre is killing a large number of people indiscriminately, and does not describe the war crimes the LF & many other militias did during the war.
Nonetheless, i categorically refuse that the LF apologizes or explains itself on violent acts against Palestinians or Syrians or Somalians or any other invador who dared threaten our people and our land.
Those got what they deserved and more as every single one of them was a danger to us and supported directly or indirectly the slaughter of our people.
For those who have a selective memory, here is a list of the massacres perpetuated against Christians & Lebanese in general, a list that i myself compiled and retyped one village by one long time ago.
Last but not least, the Lebanese people have always been racist individuals, either christan, sunnite or shiite. Just look at the way they treat their maids, or asian or arab workers …
Our society lacks education in terms of human rights, social behavior, democracy etc etc … so don’t go blame a whole party for it.
And while you are at it, i challenge you to find me one single party that is as democratic, liberal, non-feudal & non racist as much as the LF, knowing that i do not approve of many many things in the LF and i think i’ve made that clear already in tons of posts.
N, thanks for creating the number one fascist blog on the world wide web. I commend you for not allowing any opinions that would even remotely insult our great Fuhrer Samir Geagea. In fact I have never ever seen one critical remark on this blog about the Lebanese Forces. All of the writers here are 1000% pure supporters of everything Fascist and right leaning.
I commend you for never allowing any comments that could possibly even slightly be construed as part of a different view than our singular christian fascist movement. In fact you are so good at keeping our comments of one color that I almost feel as if there were no other vision in this world except the Fascist Utopia we always imagined.
I wonder how those other parties in Lebanon like Hizballah and Fanatic Prosyrian Movement (FPM) can tolerate having such incredible freedom of expression. I have noticed how Hizballah has so many members who are critical of Hassan Nassrallah that I am surprised that they accept him as their leader. I visited the Hizballah forum and noticed a complete mess of opinions that differ with the leadership. I saw such levels of liberalism and secularism, that I fear they may collapse from such lax attitude about freedom.
The Orange room is also so democratic that I was feeling sick just noticing how many different viewpoints there were. I think that they are so critical of Aoun and his circle of brilliant leaders that I wonder what could ever make them galvanize behind one leader and listen to his every word as if it were from the heavens, just like our all powerful most beloved right wing christian extremist site here where we tolerate no dissent whatsoever.
And then the visions they have for Lebanon, can you believe it??
Hizballah has has decided that it wants gay marriage and abortion to be legal. They are trying to get a Lebanese jewish comedian to perform soon. I mean seriously, can you imagine that they want to be friends with other nations who believe in democracy? What kind of crazy ideology do they have.
I sincerely hope that we never have to abide by UN resolutions and such nonsense. We don’t need to be part of any group of democratic nations nor do we have any use for cultural exchange. Lebanon is best remaining with other Fascist and single minded States like our beloved Syria and Iran.
Once again I comment you for never allowing the Lebanese Forces site of OUWET.com to ever call for a Free Lebanon and a democratic government. I would never accept it.
It is strange N to see all these liberal secular, democratic, self critical groups like Hizballah and FPM.
I hope we never become like them.
I trust you will continue to eliminate any freedom of speech as it has no use in our beliefs
Link to original post & highlighted points.
Basically, what Youssef Khalil is saying:
1- There are no internal obstacles to forming the government but regional & international ones.
2- We need to remove those international obstacles to be able to form that government, meaning Bassil having his ministry or not is just a diversion from the real obstacles or what i call “directions” given to Aoun by Syria..
3- Aoun is a small kid and cannot reconcile with Hariri if someone is pickering on him or attacking him …
4- We should all shut up and not talk politics if we want the government to be formed
And FYI Mr.Khalil, call the person by its name if you are critisizing it.
The name is Geagea, Samir Geagea.
Update2: He did not Jump !
8:47am VDL: ISF succeeded in seizing the young man who was threatening to commit suicide.
Update1: El Nashra mentioned he had just got off the phone with his gf before he threatened to jump.
I just read this on the news.
8:36 “صوت لبنان”: تشهد منطقة المنارة محاولة انتحار احد الاشخاص وتعمل القوى الامنية على ثنيه الامر الذي تسبب بازدحام مرور
Voice of Lebanon: Someone is trying to commit suicide by jumping off a nine-story building and the police is trying to convince him not to.
Naharnet: ISF are trying to convince a man to refrain from committing suicide by jumping from the 9th floor of a building under construction in Ain el-Mraisseh. The incident caused huge traffic.
I will keep you posted

A Katyusha-type rocket fired from al-Jamal valley which is located between the villages of Houla and Mays al-Jabal in southern Lebanon hit northern Israel on Tuesday night without causing any casualties. Israel has retaliated by shelling the launching point.
The rocket landed in an open ground east of the northern Israeli settlement of Kiryat Shmona and started a fire, which did not cause any damage, the Israeli police said. [Source]
HIZABLLAH HAS CREATED A NEW CREDIT CARD CALLED FATWACARD. THEY RECENTLY RELEASED SEVERAL NEW ADS.
Stealing 1 Mistubishi Pickup Truck…………. 0 Dollars
Brainwashing 1 Suicide Bomber………………0 Dollars
2000 Kilos of Explosives from Syria………….0 Dollars
Buying Phone cards………………………….200 dollars
Blowing Hariri up ……………………………PRICELESS
THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE IS FATWACARD
Dirty old Tents………………………………………………2000 Dollars
Aragil and Slippers………………………………………….500 Dollars
Paying Some Hizb members to hang out…………………20,000 Dollars
Closing Downtown For 2 Years…………………………PRICELESS
THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE IS FATWACARD
Night Vision Goggles ………………………………. 1500 Dollars
Chain Link Fence Cutters……………………………..80 Dollars
Explosive Device……………………………………..1000 Dollars
Kidnapping 2 Israeli Soldiers………………………………0 Dollars
Watching Lebanon get destroyed …………………PRICELESS
THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE IS FATWACARD
AK47……………………………………500 Dollars
Bullets…………………………………..10 Dollars
Hiding in a rathole………………………0 Dollars
Shooting Samer Hanna………………..PRICELESS
THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN’T BUY FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERE IS FATWACARD
There once was a fool named Jafar
And he’s known from near and afar
He lives on our blog
And barks like a dog
And he’s never even driven a car
You see he has what we call a mobillette
And to this Romeo its his juliette
He loves wearing a slipper
And forgot his toe clipper
But that’s not even whats silly yet
The police one day stopped him on his bike
But Jafar told them all ” take a hike”
My arm is tattooed with Ali
With my knife I will cut up my belly
“The hizb is behind me
no matter how slimy”
And I can have whatever I like
You see I defend the Hizb the most
Night and Day I sit and boast
So if you dont give me back my scooter
Then you wont recognize the shooter
And your asses sure enough will all be toast
But what is most peculiar
That jafar has missed his school year
Sitting on the ouwet site
Every day and every nite
Thinking this was his big mission
And like radwan he was wishin’
To meet his martyrdom in style
And play with virgins for a while
And you thought it would be soon
To see your picture in the moon
But jafar you are so silly
And you aint no big free willy
So they put you here to write
Cause you werent very bright
And even your own yellow party
Knows that jafar aint no smarty
So why don’t you give yourself a break
There’s a mobillette at stake
Wouldn’t you rather hear some curses
When you steal some women’s purses
Or you can honk your little horn
Cause I know your heart is torn
That instead of doing wheelies in the south
You prefer the web for shooting off your mouth
As you pollute our site with your junk
Now we all know you’re just a little punk
So if you ever get enough money for another ride
There is one technique we’re hoping you’d have tried
Why don’t you just use a sharper knife
If you’re lucky you just might take your life
Then you’d have saved us all some precious time
Cause we wouldn’t have to read your filthy slime
Yalla Hallop Gallop
Special birthday wishes to a loyal reader of this blog who also happens to be one of my closest friends’ parent
3a 2bel el 100 !

What you see below is not a young man cutting himself on Ashoura day, nor is an injured from a bombing or fight … but a young (Shiite) man who decided to cut himself because the ISF confiscated his “mobilette”.
… And yes this is in Lebanon !
Thank you Ziad Baroud for this law again and thank you for arresting this man despite his dramatic display.

Walid Jounblat today finished putting his tail between his legs after making a reconciliation with the SSNP, the Syrian agents criminals. He make a speech specially prepared to kiss the ass of Bashar:
1. Praise the Syrian army that never did anything to protect Lebanon from Israel and forget again that they killed his father
2. Praise the SSNP resistance against Israel and forget their crimes against Lebanese people since 1950 until May 7 2007
3. Remind that the LF took help from Israel (without mentioning the LF or Bachir by name) and said that we ended in Mazbalat al tarikh
Point #3 is the only funny thing from this reconciliation with SSNP, Walid Jounblat the hypocrit and coward who made friends with the killers of his father is talking about the trash dump of history hehehe…. So I want to remind him that only history decides who belongs in its trash, not him, but on the other hand we ALL say today (March 8 and March 14) that Jounblat belongs in the trash of the present, Jounblat had a chance to correct his past crimes but he went back to kiss the ass of Bashar so for sure he can be put in the trash of today, and I hope the Hariri Future Movement will also say soon that Jounblat belongs fi mazbalat al Moustakbal
I wish that Jounblat was able to change from a traitor to an honest patriot but I guess it is not easy for a hypocrit to change and leave his friends the criminals, so if he can not change then I am not sad at all that we lost him to Syria again, I am happy we are rid of him because he was a big liability, now March 8 will start to make him a hero again
Everyone in March 8 is a hero even the people who threw rice on the Israeli army in 1982 when it invaded to kick out the Palestinians, they were happy to get rid of the PLO from the South so no one says they belong in the trash of history, only if LF sacrifice our lives to save our country from Jounblat’s friends Assad and Arafat then we become bad… If LF accept to be in Syria’s hands we will become the biggest heros, even bigger than Aoun!
Now I know what SSNP stand for, it is: ASS ASS and PEE (Aoun, Nasrallah and Jounblat)
Bashar now has PEE in his hands
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“Hummus comes from where? Tabbouleh comes from where?” asked the event host on a microphone.
“From here, from Lebanon,” screamed the crowds in response. “One hundred percent Lebanese!”
We entered the Guiness book of records again with the only thing that we’re good that, food !
Under the watch of a Guinness adjudicator, 250 sous-chefs and their 50 bosses from the state-run culinary school chopped and sliced over three and a half tonnes (7,000 pounds) of the salad, using 1,600 kilogrammes (3,520 pounds) of parsley, 1,500 kilogrammes (3,300 pounds) of ripe tomatoes and 420 kilogrammes (926 pounds) of onions. [AFP]
The tabbouleh record came only a day after Lebanon broke a Guinness record with a two-tons hummus plate.

According to YASA, over 900 are killed, 12,000 are injured and 20,000 handicapped every year in Lebanon cause of car accidents.
Why is it that YASA has managed to lower the accidents in countries like Syria, KSA & Jordan but not in Lebanon ?
YASA responsibles blame the Lebanese officials and their complete neglicence but nevertheless presented to them a list of demands that need to be applied (bass la 7ayata li man tounadi ).
In my opinion, the problem is not just drunk driving as it is portrayed, but is the chaotic structure of our roads and this joke of an infrastructure we have.
Added to that, every Lebanese driver thinks he’s Sebastien Loeb with his 1950 tuned BMW,GOLF, Mitsubishi EVO or STI etc …
Last but not least, there are certain roads in Lebanon labeled as the most dangerous ones in the world (Beirut-Damascus road) and yet no measures are taken whatsoever. I would add to this road Jounieh-Faraya road, Antelias-Bekfaya road, Jbeil-Batroun road etc etc etc …
Dom Joly from The Independant described the Damascus-road as follows:
“widely acknowledged to be the most dangerous stretch of road anywhere in the world, where huge, overloaded trucks overtake each other on hairpin bends and hammer down the steep inclines with adrenalin for brake pads. The drive, however, was wonderful. True, I was actually forced off into the ditch twice by out-of-control minibuses, but the views were sublime.”
What can be done ?
It all comes back to the ministry of interior and how Baroud, if re-assigned is gonna fix those issues.
I would also encourage associations like YASA to be more active on the ground and set up safety checkpoints (if granted the permissions) on dangerous roads and incite municipalities to take action (speed bumps, more signs etc …)
Despite all the smoke screens claiming the contrary , it is clear to the lucid observer that the underlying mode of operation by the allies of Syria and Iran in Lebanon leads to one ultimate goal; the methodical unbinding of the Lebanese Constitution.
Now that the specter of an palestinian/syrian induced civil war (75-90) is painfully couched in our collective memories and the Lebanese people seem unlikely to be dragged into another, the Syrians seem to have no other method of entry into our political lives than to sabotage our only remaining vestige of unity and order; our constitution.
The beginning of this coincides with the untimely appointment of Michel Aoun as a caretaker head of an Interim Government whose sole job was to guide the country through the political vacuum created when a president was not elected after Amin Gemayel.
Whether Aoun was aware of the opportunity he created for Syria when a double government was created headed by Salim El Hoss, remains to be discovered, but the result was clear. Syria now realized that it could effectively paralyze the Lebanese through the creation of constitutional voids.
The Taef accord did not help this one bit and it would be interesting to point out that this Saudi/ Syrian agreement was signed by a constitutionally illegal government. That is not to say that Aoun’s complete disregard for the job he was handed down was legal either. His wars put the country in just the right spot for the illegal Hoss government to assume control. This was at the pleasure of both Saudi Arabia and Syria along with the USA who had long ago thrown the Lebanese to the wolves with Israel’s blessing.
Since that day, the Constitution has been systematically attacked through pseudo legal changes like the reduction of the Christian Presidents power and illegally through the creation of a state within a state like Hizballah.
Recent history shows that since the assassination of Bachir Gemayel, the presidents position has been one of diminished power effectively and legally so much so that the last two presidents have been neutered Generals who were effectively appointed by Syria first as Army Commanders and then as Heads of State.
To date the list of attacks on the Constitution are many but it is good to recount the most salient.
-1989-90 Creation of a second government by Syria
-1990 Taef Accord; reducing power of president signed by illegal Government
-Altering of Constitutional norm by electing Army Commander Emile Lahoud
-Altering of constitution by extension of presidential term of Emile Lahoud
-Illegal closure of Parliament by Nabih Berri to stop election of President
-Illegal amendment of constitution to allow election of Army Commander Michel Sleiman without a three year resignation from Army duties.
-Illegal protests culminating in May 7 to effectively force a unnatural formation of a “consensual democracy” or blocking third in the government under threat of coup.
-Illegal extortion of parliamentary majority prohibiting them from creating a majority government again under threat of armed force from HA.
(more…)
Opposition forces have accused Lebanese Forces leader Samir Geagea for provoking MP Michel Aoun
Another proof of how short-sighted Michel Aoun is.
The Lebanese people are impatiently waiting for this new government to be born and Aoun gets irritated by a statement and doesn’t want the package set by Hariri anymore.
I can only congratulate on this occasion the mindless brainless Lebanese who still vote for this man
I am as much in shock as Saad Hariri is after hearing Aoun’s statement yesterday.
Few days ago, everything was excellent and the two men agreed on the portfolios for the new government and on 99% of the issues.
Yesterday, out of nowhere, Aoun hammers Hariri in a P.R and claims he wants more seats.
But come to think of it,i am not surprised to hear him say that, knowing how low this man is, i’d say he is simply following orders.
Aoun… Sit !
Aoun … Be Nice !
Aoun … Attack !

